Throwback to this gem

captioning my dick pic with sorry vegans cause i’m packing way too much fuckin meat

this year of the horse, remember to tell your local horse girl to start testosterone

well that was quite a day on bluesky, boy we sure had some laughs! and hey!! tomorrow is friday! hell yeah

What's better than this, guys being dudes

no rizz. just crazy eyes.

ITS DONT KILL YOURSELF WEDNESDAY THURSDAY DONT FORGET TO NOT KILL YOURSELF

bro why don't you open a fucking window and let the spring breeze wash over you? Dumbass

[screaming into a bullhorn] THERE IS NO MORAL TO THE STORY. WHO THE FUCK CARES IF FATE IS REAL OR NOT. MAYBE IT MEANS NOTHING WHEN YOU'RE NICE TO STRANGERS OR WHEN YOU CLEAN THE BATHROOM OR WHEN YOU MAKE BAD ART, BUT MEANING THINGS HAS NEVER BEEN THE POINT. YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE.

i think cats understand crime

what is some good music to listen to for people who like bad indieslop?

"goat eyes are scary" no. they look like VHS players. they look like you could put a poptart in them. they are friendly.

goodmorning only to those with sinister intentions

I can tell that some of you are wr*ters purely based on your posting style. you think you're just shitposting but I can tell you own a moleskine.

I am my own medium sized adult son

backne is god creating a constellation of stars on your skin tho u mimic the sky

roughly every 2 months or so bsky does another sex themed slumber party style quiz (positive affect) together and I learn so much about you all

instead of warning you that testosterone might explode your heart or whatever drs should warn you that it's gonna make you need to wash the sheets twice a week. the road to masculinization is paved with fitted sheets.

can't believe it took me so long to start actually wearing my glasses. I look hot in them. I look like a bitch who knows how to read.

hating mayonnaise is virtue signaling

the self is a delusive reification of transient patterns devoid of genuine identity. couldn't be me

everyday im shuffling towards Bethlehem to be born

some people *don't* vibrate when they get really happy and I think this will probably kill them

and to my beautiful and loving wife i leave my spreadsheet of interesting words that i never learned

she let me hit because i got a little problematic with it

they call it top surgery because it's the surgery that makes you top more

If you're not sure who the 'gigachad' in your friend group is, it's you.

the main reason why I'm getting top surgery is so I'll have a reason to do nothing productive for 10 days straight, which I think may be the longest stretch of time I'll ever have gone without doing anything productive, which has nothing at all to do with my father

owning a couch with built in cupholders is fixing everything that has ever been wrong with me

hold the world in ur hand and devour it yum!

sometimes it's kinda sad to see the things we get good at

remembering what it's all about (shareholder value)

boys are so gross puberty is so gross why do I smell like this

moomins love eating cigarettes. this behavior baffles the naturalists

I don't wanna go on dating apps to find people to date because I'm already dating the two most perfect women to ever exist and that is quite enough for me, but the demon that lives in my body wants to go on them to make really bad jokes in the bio section

I contain one multitude

I could have been a cautionary tale if I had applied myself

it isn't possible to "complete" your transition. the idea of "completing" it implies that there is a point at which you are "incomplete," which you never are. you're fully who you are at all times. anyways the day I take a dick pic is the day I complete my transition.

the fact that the brown hoodie kid who punched the ICE apologist chud threw the punch with fairly terrible form really touches me. you don't have to be good at the thing you're doing to do the right thing. I've never thrown a punch but I could poorly punch a nazi.

why does every single mood-altering substance dehydrate you?

THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND. HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.

who wants to come over and scatter various flakes throughout my enclosure for enrichment?

you know when I see a system of tunnels im gonna play in there ferret style

I probably never would have transitioned if I hadn't been married to a trans woman b/c it never occurred to me that some people actually *liked* being women until I saw how happy doing it made her

periodic reminder for any men out there that regularly have a thought along the lines of "well obviously it would be preferable to be a woman" that is actually an option you can just do that

I'm not gonna tell you which Horrible Internet Place (HIP) this happened on, but there was an Incident on one of the trans HIPs where a cis guy joined claiming to be intersex. everyone took his word for it b/c why wouldn't you. but then someone from a private looksmaxxing discord he was in (cont.)

it's so beautiful that they let cis men get gender dysphoria too

If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever