was told to post this

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

my wife, making fun of my poems: was the light burnished by the ontic grief, babe? anyway i have been killed in a spousal murder.

"how dumb would it be to door dash a loaf of bread" "only a high person would say that"

i took an edible & now reality is melting. who needs acid to do acid when you can just have psychosis instead

started playing dragon's dogma 2 and what the fuck is this lore? why is there a race of interdimensional natural slaves who exist to serve you, and only you, personally??!?

who the fuck is out here with an "unbridled desire to work"

12 year old me would probably cry with joy that: 1. we're a woman, 2: there's an actual name for what's wrong with us (schizophrenia) & we can get treatment for it, and 3: we escaped the fucking mormon church & we don't have to feel like Judas anymore.

i believe that love can save the world. in a country as sick as america has become, love is absolutely a revolutionary, radical act.

today I learned that William Blake died singing. like literally. he started singing and died.

whatever their views are now, this monty python sketch this is classic trans comedy. if you don't like the lumberjack song you're transphobic. i dont make the rules. youtu.be/pfRdur8GLBM?...

my Blake class has 3 PhDs, 2 MFAs, and 2 museology masters in it. its gonna be so good.

even though it's been ~8 years since i taught classes, it still feels strange to be a student again. I really miss teaching. it was fun & I was good at it

my sister got me a purse for christmas and it is so large i can fit the entire collected works of William Blake, my laptop, and my enormous sketchbook/notebook in it. one of the best gifts I've ever gotten.

anyway the accelerationists & "alarmists" were right again about what was going to happen, but you dumb fucks told us we were "overreacting" & refused to see what was in plain sight note: i am not an accelerationist, but i am continually annoyed by how correctly they predict the future

whoops.

my class on William Blake starts today!!!!!!

finally made it out of depths 1 in Nightreign's ranked mode. good lord. i am nowhere near as good as this game as i thought i was

This year has it all: Charlie Kirk's Miraculous Bullet-Stopping Neck Anti-Anti-ICE Shooters Epsteinaminophen National Security Kitchen Cabinets

sure, some of these are bad, maybe especially as dialog tags, but glanced? saw? control? ...what? this is a bait post tho right?

okay that's vs the median employee, imagine how much higher it is vs the actual baristas

The dead sausage society

i am completely normal & can be trusted with images of this kind.

Historians believe one of the priestly classes of late America, the "pundit," would ritually invoke the favor and blessing of the "median voter." Different words, phrases and actions were believed to appease this deity, and long works were penned detailing their supposed likes and dislikes

this is the way

dactylic pentameter, the natural rhythm of speech of the dinosaurs

"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained" god i love blake.

erm... Rintrah roars and shakes his fires in the burden’d air

for the love of god stop calling this immigration issues. this is about getting rid of everyone who's not white, regardless of immigration status.

the Republicans are straight up evil, but their current power & administration exists only because the Democrats are useless & everyone hates them. the Dems stand for nothing but their corporate donors, while the Republicans have a clear platform & agenda. it's no wonder Dems keep losing.

I am never paying back my student loans. I am disabled. i have no income. what're they gonna do to me? repossess my copy of the Princeton Encyclopedia of Poetry & Poetics?

wait they're closing the roastery???? I don't go to sbux anymore, but I still stop in there whenever im around. the coffee spread is spectacular & the vibes are so good. it's a great place to read.

since a lot of ppl are discussing the ICE camp shooter's apparent lack of ideology, i would like to posit that online irony blackpill is absolutely an ideology with coherent tenets - the reason it appears incoherent is because this an ideology primarily defined by faithlessness, negative space

🧵 it's good that you care about her safety, but as a trans woman, McBride is a terrible representative for our community. she refuses to stand up for us & repeatedly surrenders her & our rights. they hate her & her actions will not appease them, they only embolden them to hate us more. 1/

Genuinely shocking levels of institutional rot going on in the US. The push to 'both sides' every question has left fucking National Public Radio to say "hey maybe tylenol really does cause autism, many people are asking questions"

as much as I dislike the guy, he is 100% right about this. people who assume that the usual norms & rules & laws apply have their heads in the sand, or are paid off by billionaires to downplay it.

youtu.be/yHNpm09oeII?... "Fuck this stupid piece of shit club, I bet the drinks were overpriced Going to Hell to get my dick sucked where there's women and free wine" god i love this woman & her lyrics

wait the rapture happened? amazing. i always knew i was going to hell 😍😍😍

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

those people are absolutely dead. we've been moving toward mass death this entire time. it's only a matter of time before it comes out.

I would pay real actual money to never deal with the nightreign volcano again

me: decides I don't like nightreign nightreign: releases ranked mode me: time to grind I guess (it's better than I remember it)

if money isn't real why can we not have nice things?

I'll know when AGI is real, bc then autocorrect will turn duck into fuck, and not the other way around

and they called us alarmist & told us we were overreacting. the road to fascism is paved with people saying "it won't be that bad"

as a relatively devout atheist, this is bullshit. religion is not the problem, conservatism is the problem. cults are the problem. lack of critical thinking is the problem. there are plenty of people like this man in the world fighting the good fight.

it uses 3 different colors of text, quotations from like a dozen authors, and has MZ Danielewski type formatting. it's one of the best things I've ever written

I'm a dumbass. apparently you can just search PDFs now, and i am stuck in 2009, when they were inscrutable esoteric documents that could only be read by hand after printing them out.