THAT'S MY FUCKING NATION RIGHT THERE LET'S GOOOOOOO

me when the uhhhh when the moment when uhhh the uhhhh the six seven and uhhh

lol. pussy

when a war criminal dies in the comfort of his own home, aged 90, surrounded by family, you get to pretend that justice will ultimately be done when he's sent to the Punishment Realm

a not-insignificant problem with christianity is it lets you outsource justice to your imaginary friend

certified bluesky moment

it is nothing short of treason to your own kind to be lgbtq+ and christian at the same time.

these are my most milquetoast opinions about christianity btw, i'm god's #1 hater

i'll be the le reddit atheist here and say the pope can suck my entire dick and balls for all i care. nothing any pope says will ever be enough to absolve the church of its many sins

the guy saying "I want you to hit me as hard as you can", probably:

bench pressing once for every new post I read today

as a fellow face-haver on this website, i urge you to delete this! thank you

𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎-𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎, 𝚒 𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜! 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞

given my current username it's a matter of time before i'm on the naughty boy list from santa claude and his crusty bearded wizard boyfriend

no lol they grabbed a pic he himself posted in here a while back and everyone decided that's doxxing

every other day the search function in this hellsite is busted but god forbid we complain about it, paul frazee and a bunch of "its all computer" losers will spend the day vagueposting and nothing gets fixed

kudos to kotaku for running maybe the flattest of flat-affect mr. beast photos, you can put anything over it and have it work

i dislike being made to see the mr beast face. how his grin never reaches his sad eyes unnerves me

every time bsky staff does some bullshit and everyone's mad I see the same small circle of people glazing them in some way shape or form there's people unironically defending the Phone On Water thread

LMAO AIN'T NO WAY DUDE. AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY

"he ignored me so he's an antisemite" is such an incredible quiet-part-out-loud moment for the right. they're not even trying at this point

Unpleasant and brusque reminder that your AI generated featured image looks like lazy shit

i must've gotten every red light available in town on a single day atp jesus christ walkable cities WHEN

is this that clavicular fella i keep hearing about

unsurprising

A classic of the genre

guys just one more gotcha guys. just one more gotcha and maybe a couple of mean nicknames. we'll topple fascism once and for all

lmao what in the passive agressive

grown ass adults are really red in the face posting fiveparters about "two weeks of avoiding spoilers" like it's the second columbine

It’s called the Xbox One because when you see it you turn One degree and continue to walk more or less toward it

i'm 90% sure these default pfp accounts running low-effort defense for eric swallwell are bots. i'm still gonna argue though because public perception matters

just an incredible sentence to read on the internet

on my skincare era. buying cream at the pharmacy. somehow i feel like i'm 10 years old

Me when my uncle steals my nose and refuses to give it back

what the fuck

in my british era (watching football

ngl i thought it said "Olivia Rodrigo" in there and it had me a little confused for about two seconds

don't worry lads. paul frazee and why are working hard to fix this by banning the onion

the president of the united states is dramaposting about youtubers. a man of the people first and foremost

"its own backyard"... so we're just saying the quiet part out loud now huh

There is this erroneous thinking among liberals that you have to hide your intentions, and strategize winning by the narrowest of victories and then, somehow, despite having compromised yourself from the very start with half-measured and negotiated ideas, suddenly pivot and do huge things.

bro is bokoblinmaxxing

lmao what are vtubers doing

atproto – not just bluesky – as it stands is very much not left-leaning its userbase and some self-hosted or niched servers may be, but the bigwigs upstairs aren't

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

idk how yall tolerate bluesky's court jester, all he does on here is post mid ass jokes and pal around with the staff

Do not stop organizing against trumps imperialist aggression. This won’t be the last threat and he won’t be the last president that makes these threats. Let today ignite in you the desire to get involved in anti imperialism. We need the power to stop this