Holy shit that's awesome

A lot of non-autistics refuse to recognize positive autistic traits. They treat it like it’s zero-sum: If autistic people have particular skills or virtues, it means THEY’RE inferior in some way. Autistics can’t just be different, we have to be less, or it hurts their pride in being “normal.”

Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts. A trans woman enters the room. Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts. Fucking clowns.

Accurate. Previous owner wasn't kind to me but with some new parts and a lube job I'll give you the ride of your life.

Remember, kids!

Beware he who would deny you information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

"You're another day closer to death and no closer to bottom surgery." Thanks, brain. Needed that.

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

the genius of bluesky is when other sites break they feign care, but bluesky wants us all dead and makes sure we know it, so they're just on cruise control

1. people reflexively blame AI for problems because it's obviously harmful in many domains 2. Bluesky (now "entirely AI-coded" acc. to staff) keeps breaking 3. AI is blamed. Devs say no, it's web service issues, scold AI-blamers for their ignorance 4. devs admit it was actually AI code at fault lol

Zoomers would rather do praxis than go to therapy

Don't forget your "addictions" to food, water, and shelter.

it goes like this - the economy is strong - no, there's a lot of money in the economy it's just going to 11 people - yeah, that means the economy is going strong - but 80% of us are struggling - but on average the economy is strong - gas prices are ten bucks and I can't afford rent - (transphobia)

Think of it this way: using ChatGPT is like employing a scheming eunuch whose obsequious lies will make your life difficult and embarrassing.

Trying some lace bodysuits. I think they like me.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

@realfollowers.bsky.social just curious

it's funny how trans women have been using 'single-sex spaces' for longer than @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social has even been alive, for longer than jk rowling has even been alive, without issue and yet now, suddenly, over the last 3 years it's become such a major issue almost like it's bigoted bullshit

I have seen the future and it doesn't work.

OK but skirtcurious goes hard

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

This is a movement whose entire existence rests on the argument that the (voluminous) evidence of gender-affirming care's efficacy doesn't count because its methodology is weak. Yet their own side accepts the most embarrassingly janky studies you've ever seen.

"Caesar Burnout" does have a ring to it

Periodic reminder: if you were to break down the Bill of Rights clause-by-clause, more than half of them make it harder to investigate, arrest, prosecute, and punish people for crimes It is the most profoundly anti-law enforcement document the Government has ever had And that's a good thing

I absolutely *love* being asked "is there any chance you could be pregnant?" There isn't, but I appreciate the question.

GREAT TITS CAN AND DO KILL

Human beings aren't eggs and societies aren't omelets. You don't get to make other people acceptable losses in your society building. That's not how it works.

People using the word "vance" like "kirk" "Damn dude you really vanced up your toilet, there's water kirking out all over the place. You should have hired a real plumber bro"

I try not to post political nowadays, but I feel it needs to be said: boobs.

Some catgirls do grow up to be cougars

Trade routes are in dispute and a major capitalist power has declared a blockade. Send in two Jedi to negotiate and let's get this party started.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

new in the shop!!

FACTS!

cyberpunk has had its run now it's time for cyberska give me robot rudeboys and augmentations that turn your hands into trombones

"no nazis" and "no sexual predators" is not purity testing, it is the minimal standard for humane conduct.

how fucking hard is it to find a politician who hasn’t raped people to represent your party? and if you can’t, then does your party deserve to govern?

Doing my civic duty in the community and encouraging younger people to take their shot with a MILF. The fact that they then chat me up is entirely coincidental I'm sure 🤭

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

Seen in Philadelphia

Right. Time to piss off everyone. My Mod Pizza order: Alfredo sauce, asiago, cheddar, feta, mozzarella, parmesan, bacon, chicken, pepperoni, roasted broccoli, roasted corn, oregano, pineapple, Sriracha ranch drizzle.

Gut Shabbos and Shabbat Shalom to everyone but especially to them.

Follow-up food opinion: pineapple on pizza is really good.

I say dumb stuff a lot and nobody bats an eye, but I make *one* shitpost about not liking cucumbers...

Cucumber is an ingredient for making dill pickles. It serves no other useful purpose.

Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent https://theonion.com/coachella-medical-staff-rush-overly-lucid-man-to-emergency-psychedelics-tent/

TRUMP: I WANT TO MAKE TRANSGENDER ILLEGAL SO KIDS ARE EASIER TO MOLEST! I WANT TO KILL EVERY ARAB. MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO READ! BRING BACK SLAVERY! LETS HELP BILLY GRAHAM TURN THE EARTH INTO A NUCLEAR CINDER! NEWS MAGAZINE: omg college students are like, so annoying

WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY FLOOD THE TIMELINE

There are no sequel works to Highlander (1986)