Today's song is Matches. youtu.be/5goBGXUVKkk

I am going to dance when this man dies.

TDOR is going to be extra rough this year.

‘this is how we talk in our own spaces’ okay well maybe that’s why there’s a male loneliness epidemic lol

referring to trans women collectively as The Nephilim and seeing how that makes cis people feel

"Everybody's had a Nazi phase." Uh, no. Can't think of anyone in my life who had a Nazi phase. I had a "the government is hiding space aliens" phase, a "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" phase, and even an "African hair looks funny" phase when I was five years old, but never a Nazi phase.

As someone who loves women, I just think it's really cool that they make women in so many different configurations

I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong. Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.

a measured response

NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

🎶Heat from fire Fire from heat Call me a slur If you want to get beat🎶 I'm sorry, that's a lie. I only beat people who ask nicely.

i am not “biologically male” i am a woman with an endocrine disorder and a gun

I love that we’re all unanimously like “listen that building is not sacred to me and it has a bloody history and if it came down ethically I probably wouldn’t shed a tear, but watching this man smash a wrecking ball into the side of it from sheer selfish malice has unexpectedly fucked me up”

transwrites.world/who-are-the-... Who are the dolls which must be protected? by @theabigailthorn.bsky.social

Rare bird spotted: the Ruby-headed PNW Suburban MILFwitch.

The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.

Inspector Arsène Lupin was hired last week. This is his first case but we have the highest confidence.

perks of daring a woman: 1. she will braid your hair for you 2. she’s a woman 3. she’s not a man

hey babe are you hungrymoding? we can foodmax if you want. There's a taco bell down the street- it's a fastfoodlike. i think you'd like it.

windows is an angry parent, linux is a domme "No. Absolutely not. Put that back. Sit down or I'm turning this car around." (crashes) vs "Are you sure about that, baby? If you are, say it to me again with confidence <3" (fucks up your life exactly as instructed)

seeing some centrists complaining about "internet leftists" and inferring that "winemoms" outnumbered them at the rallies today, can you stop making this all about you man? The people, united, etc

spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with this meme is actually just real life

Keep it up lol

politics moves faster than electoralism, which is only an abstraction of reality. politics is making sure your neighbors & friends are safe. politics is feeding the hungry. politics is the vanguard of culture.

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

If you sit down at a protest you'll get maimed 👏👏 If you sit down at a protest you'll get maimed 👏👏 You'll get trampled or pepper balled, because you sat down in the crowd, If you sit down at a protest you'll get maimed 👏👏

Disgusting. People in distress frequently do not act or speak rationally. Shock disrupts the brain. Pretending that you can logically analyze each word as if it were deliberate is bullshit of the highest order.

Wait. WAIT. People are advising that if things get violent during the No Kings protest you should sit down and show the police you’re not a threat? Are you trying to get trampled or impede other people’s ability to safely remove themselves from the situation?! Cause that’s what you’re doing!

happy friday, sluts (complementary)

Cis bigots out here talking about “trans orthodoxy” like we aren’t the most anarchic and decentralized subset of humanity

Zero lies detected.

I seem to be picking up followers. I'm just a boring PNW MILFnerd who barely posts, but hey, welcome. There's probably chips in the cupboard or something.

The world sucks, but you don't. You're awesome. Unless you suck. In which case stop doing that.

look at that subtle off-topic flirting she did in her replies. the tasteful dms they exchanged. oh my god, she even rented a u-haul...

I need warm clothes for the winter. I do not want to buy warm clothes. I want to buy cute little outfits for the spring.

Come to BlueSky! We've got ... no wait ignore that ... and that ... that too ... Actually perhaps you should run for your life.

Hey there, Newskis! Welcome to our little social media platform. Just so you know, we have some rules here: -Drink a whiskey drink -Drink a vodka drink -Drink a lager drink -Drink a cider drink -Sing the songs that remind you of the good and/or better times -Get knocked down -Get up again

It brings us no pleasure at the Monday Night side of things here at Fake Fights Studio, to announce that Golddust has lost the mandate of Heaven. I have rescinded the laminated Ally card you earned by absorbing all those Slurs and being fabulous anyways. Vince should have let you get Tits.-😎 🤼‍♂️

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Referring to global history during the 'Victorian era', but de-centering Europe: The Meiji era of Japan lasted from 1868 to 1912. So: "Cowboys were roaming warrior-gunmen who managed cattle empires for the noble class in early Meiji-era America."

when the trans girl says "you're like a sister to me" and you have to figure out if she thinks you're a great friend or if she wants to make out

i have the soul of a poet: why is it easier to poop huge logs than to take huge hogs

The anti-trans folks want you to use "biological sex" as a veneer of scientism to make you think what your junk looked like when you were born is the only "real" meaning of sex, gender, and how folks should be treated along those lines. It's a lie. sites.google.com/view/liz-h-s...

FINDS THEM AND KILLS THEM "Finds Them and Kills Them (Osh-Tisch) looked like a man, but wore women's clothing and had the heart of a woman.... she was brave and good." ― Pretty Shield Her strength as a warrior is what earned her the name Osh-Tisch, which translates to “finds them and kills them."

Golddust has fallen. We are down to Mick Foley as the final good wrestler.

Rest in Power Miss Major. We all owe you so much. Thank you for everything.