The violent sequel to Lovejoy, Shoveboy, in which mysteries occur in the tangled world of jostling

I'm going to say something shallow but I simply don't think there are any hot Benedictines, and it's 100% about the hair no one with a tonsure can get it which is fine, I mean, they aren't supposed to, but the hair has simply always been un-get-past-able to me

the police are defunding us

Life hack: I just discovered that my house has this thing called a "kitchen" in it!!

And Biden's 2020 win displaced Trump for a moment, but it wasn't a victory, because its goal wasn't the total removal of the insurrectionist confederate Nazi party—Republicans—from all government at all levels. It never intended to, and it didn't, and here we are. Let's not make the same mistakes.

DeTrumpification is as necessary a project to the US as DeNazification was to Germany. Everything removed from everywhere, including every person in the Trump party from every elected and appointed position of public trust, with all appropriate investigations, charges, and trials.

Nice 🤙

GET OFF THE PHONE UNCLE ROY

I'm not doomscrolling. See? Two fingers. Pinching motion. Totally different. I'm doomzooming.

Staggering levels of bullshit

There's a kind of guy who thinks smart people talk like a mouse with glasses in a cartoon

Top 1 Beatles songs: 1. Tomorrow Never Knows

It’s simply amazing to me how many of these guys are willing to say this out loud.

Honestly, it’s one of their better “Enterprise crew time travels to the mid-20th century” episodes, as long as you can get past the shaky Irish accents

(misremembering the phrase "chewed out") yeah my boss ate me out in front of everyone yesterday

King: garth what did you think of the end of the boys? Garth Ennis: [ripping himself out of straitjacket, tearing 'censored' tape from mouth] oo watch out! i'm a mad man! step back! this ain't your daddy's comic! I'm a wild man! I'm out of control! I don't care whose toes I step on! I'm an animal!

great stuff google thank you so much!!!!

The old man seethes with rage. He fixes his eyes on you and there's a horrible noise deep down in his gut, like the snapping of a bird's neck, and then he spits a turd at you. He smiles at you with shit-streaked teeth and bears down again. You glance towards the locked door, the open window...

president tinkerbell. cannot survive without applause.

grogu is just a ripoff of yoda. george lucas should sue

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

I thought lolicons was an embarrassing word some people used to refer to emoji. It was nicer not knowing.

Hire the CIA lady, get fascist policies

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

Does anyone have an idea of numbers, like within a bracket of 20 or so. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

This next song is dedicated to the mutant pigs of the Fukushima Exclusion Zone

Libs are really like, "Barney Frank was right. He's been advocating for an incremental approach to transgender rights for several decades now, dating all the way back to when transgender people had more rights."

Barney Frank’s nipples are protruding in Hell now

america's republicans are without exaggeration among the most amoral and flat-out rotten people on earth but for some reason, holding hands and singing "kum-ba-ya" with them is a thing many in the supposed opposition party dream of doing. fucking clueless weirdos.

Closest I came was creating a "Relaxing Piano Music" Playlist on Spotify that was all Atari Teenage Riot

Meanwhile … www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

I don’t think I’m going to like this movie very much

you know how badly you have to fuck up to throw a WORLD CUP and have nobody come?

Well I've cussed the world out already but here it is: New job comes with a commute, so I took the car in for overdue maintenance, and it'll be $561.36 for the cheapest option on a set of tires. Tread on all four is in the danger zone. Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail Cashapp/Venmo: showupforthis

We worked with Panavision to talk about I Love Boosters, the process of getting the BIG, BOLD, COLORS- and why it HAS to be seen on a big screen. I Love Boosters- in theaters this Friday May 22. #Panavision Produced in collaboration with @panavision.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnXd...

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

You either live long enough to know someone you can accurately refer to as this babadork motherfucker or you become the babadork yourself.

NEW: Epstein survivor Annie Farmer about Todd Blanche testimony about wanting to hear from Epstein survivors: "Blanche’s suggestion that survivors reach out to the Dept of Justice to re-report the crimes committed against them is beyond insulting. Many of us have already done that, repeatedly"

Vote blue no matter who, everybody!

If Luigi Mangione doesn't get convicted, he's either gonna start a career as a podcaster or get murdered by a fascist sycophant. I'm hoping for the podcast option even though it will definitely suck. Let him do a little grift.

Booing at a speech is terrorism now. So that's one more thing the college students have taken away from us.

Would have been sooner but it took so long to get work to approve his leave request

He looks great for that age

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

I hate when people talk shit about their exes it’s like YOU’RE the one who married them mom