Getting fucked by Bonnie Sins’ massive cho’gath whilst daddy stands and watches

(meeting a t4T lesbian couple) sooo which one is the eclair and which one is the piping bag?

“what is your last name for saving in phone? I met another sinead on Saturday.” Don’t even have to ask, Sinéad is obviously a doll, now *this* is t4t dating!

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

Your big tiddy goth gf 🖤 #altgirls #goth #babesky

Her parents must have known something naming her "Age-Gap Wife."

Hey so if you're in the USA, the FCC is floating the idea of making shows put a warning up if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph saying this is messed up would help a lot! You gpt less than a week. Submit your comment by May 22: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

Not gonna lie, if vapes TF’d you into a large feral rat, I think I’d start vaping.

As someone who’s always loved a good infographic, that’s the main impact that AI slop has had on me personally. It’s all garbage now.

Good morning lesbians, my brain is full of bees but my thigh is full of estrogen so it can’t all be bad.

god i wish that were me and grogu

Taking a horse to water and making it drink and grogu

Haven’t had a dream, in a long time.

I love how my reward for making it through the week is to rot in bed and think about how alone I am. It is what it is I guess.

I’m tired of feeling this fucking lonely

Good morning lesbians

I would like a hug. I would like someone’s weight completely on top of me. I would like a hug.

New misgender just dropped? Got called papi at the bodega 🙃

I really do think Trump misheard Talarico saying "cisgender" as "six genders," and that's just a thing he says now. The first person I saw make this observation deleted the post saying it, but yeah.

Muscle MILF joy to brighten your timeline!

There is nothing wrong with being an older transitioner, but the reason I waited til 31 was not because I thought it would be a good idea to lose more of my hair first. It was because I didn’t hit rock bottom until then. If transition was less of a last resort, we’d see happier people.

it's always mommy milker and never mommy milk me

Mommy Milker?! I hardly know er!

Making employees with ADD and an inferiority complex complete a self-review is a war crime

Saturdays are for the sluts

I haven’t worked out in like 5-6 months at this point and I fear some of my pictures on the apps are muscle mommy stolen valour.

Yeah

Assigned abandoned at birth

Feral entity

Sentient Fembot

what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only

willingly captive princess

Top, Bottom, Up, Down, Strange, and Charm

AFAB - assigned fruity at birth

Assigned “sex: yes please!” at birth

What was your assigned sexuality at birth?

pretty sure windows 11 is just a criss crossing series of yarn strings connecting copilot ads together

assigned faggot at birth

Assigned gay at birth

Everything is malware now

Microsoft, I promise you I have no intention of using copilot. Why is it harassing me like a 00s pop up ad on every single one of your desktop apps 😤

hey I have a book, I wrote and published it myself, and it’s on sale online. that’s pretty cool. howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/merch/kenops...

Prog o’clock

Trying unsuccessfully to make a joke about the current discourse, guess I was socialised fail

there is no male socialization only societally enforced conversion therapy

god forbid women have hobbies

never forget i also have a great ass

This literally happened to me yesterday, guy I used to work with who I haven’t spoken to in 3 years called me out of the blue and unwittingly deadnamed me saying hello. I said I go by Sinéad now, and his response was “like the singer? That’s cool man, good for you!”

reminder that im still a baddie