I'm in excruciating pain and my depression is horrible but at least I'm cute

how dare we middle-aged fuckups who had the rug pulled out from under us, socioeconomically speaking, treat ourselves once in a while i can't afford health insurance, don't make me feel bad about getting a fucking fancy chocolate bar sometimes

It's really instructive when you replace "Millennials" with "middle-aged adults" in headlines. '"Middle-aged adults" are swimming in student debt and may never own homes.'

trying to save money by making chai lattes at home, but i don't always want a cold one, so @mgart76.bsky.social used the steamer on her espresso machine this morning to make me a hot one and it's so delicious get you a roommate/bestie who's kind and sweet and makes your favorite morning beverage <3

We goosed ‘em a little, OK?

Hey, let's see what's shaking over at @popheist.com — starting with @comicslibrarian.com on how libraries are standing up against ICE. Lots of Pop Heist content brought to you via libraries over the last few weeks (Minnesota has a lot of great libraries!) popheist.com/how-librarie...

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.

i've found myself asking "what's wrong with me?" a lot in the last couple years. when you do your best to be a kind, caring, "good" person every day, & the universe just keeps shitting on you, & you keep losing close relationships even when you KNOW it's on the other people, it's hard to stay afloat

russian circles • gnosis another fucking banger. really hope they keep putting out amazing, unique records. and it's been 4 years so hopefully soon! #vinyl @russiancircles.bsky.social

russian circles • blood year completely forgot that this has writing from alexis sf marshall on the inner sleeve, someone i used to deeply admire until finding out that he's an abusive monster anyway, the album itself is great and his voice isn't in the music so that's good #vinyl

(i received my original NES as a gift from one of my dad's clients whose "kids don't want it anymore" when i was 3 years old, and i brought it home and hooked it up myself with no guidance or assistance. i am a fucking nerd.)

Age verification? Baby, let me grab you my RF adapter for that NES because the TV only has a coaxial input.

THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif... @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social

I just got a call from Walgreens asking about scheduling flu and covid shots and I asked how much they are without insurance and it looks like even with coupons I'd have to pay $200 out of pocket at minimum

caught another fucking chaser going through my nudes

i love mail day especially when it’s an incredible album!!!! so excited to give this beauty & discover new things to love about it 🥰 @eversonpoe.bsky.social

I'll never understand the incuriosity and ignorance of those unwilling to explore the art of cultures different than their own. Art is expression...an investigation into our joys, sorrows, commonalities, and differences. It's a way to find who we are...and each other. It's a profoundly human magic.

i kind of hate how good of an actor i find emma roberts to be, because she's an absolute shit human being (transphobic & racist)

our homes are already full of concealed machinery. some fuckass rat in your walls is wearing a top hat with gears on it

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Happy Black History Month! It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. These compression gloves are great quality and have helped so many people reduce their hand pain and swelling. It allows them to do things longer! Store: Bibipins.com

russian circles • guidance another one i listened to when i got it and haven't since, which is stupid, because it's fucking great #vinyl @russiancircles.bsky.social

russian circles • memorial another favorite, and probably because it's their darkest/heaviest album (from what i remember). the guest vocal spot from Chelsea Wolfe certainly helps, too <3 #vinyl @russiancircles.bsky.social

russian circles • empros i don't think i've re-listened to this since initially getting the vinyl and spinning it, but it's uhhhh really fucking good? how did i not put this into regular rotation??? #vinyl @russiancircles.bsky.social

russian circles • geneva still one of my favorite albums in their catalog, something about this one feels special... #vinyl @russiancircles.bsky.social

nbd just rewatching the first Stevonnie episode of Steven Universe and sobbing my eyes out

russian circles • station i always pretend this was named after the character(s) from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey even tho i know it wasn't an excellent sophomore effort that really benefits from the addition of Brian Cook on bass #vinyl @russiancircles.bsky.social

new artist discography thread! russian circles • enter my hometown heroes! these boys have been at it for a while and have never put out a bad album. brian cook <3 <3 <3 didn't join til after this debut, and it's still incredible that this is their first album. #vinyl @russiancircles.bsky.social

my wife did my estrogen injection for me as I laid on the hood of a 90s Volvo parked at the abandoned nuclear power plant

I hate it when I finally pick out something to watch, sit through the commercials that precede it, and then come to find it's a dogshit transfer that makes it basically unwatchable 🫩

Happy Black History Month! It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. These carbon fiber foldable walking sticks are lightweight and strong. You can fit them in a bag! And they come in 3 great patterns!!! Store: Bibipins.com

The Muppets* have always been FOR ADULTS, they just also appeal to kids! purity culture is really fucking things up for everyone and proper criticism isnt platformed anymore, & it sucks. *Sesame Street is the main exception because it is made specifically for children (now with alt text)

75/100 y'all Thats incredible Are we releasing this album early? Show someone some brutal protest music today

well today's first date went a whole hell of a lot better than the one earlier this week! we'll be seeing each other again next weekend

BOOBS!!!!! BOOBS!! IM THINKING ABOUT FREAKING TITS

and if you're steering clear of bc, it's also available on @ampwall.com!

"did you cum?" my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax? but no

Loot that drops after defeating me: • 3 joints (one partially smoked) & butane lighter • assorted hair ties & clips • 3 different necklaces • king crimson's entire vinyl discography • trader Joe's cornflake chocolate bar (half-eaten) • big water bottle • a literal ball of anxiety • Ms. 45 4K disc

A small but very deep thing that bothers me about generative AI as a shortcut to practice and work and skill is the basic assumption that it’s impossible to take pleasure in a creative pursuit that you aren’t very good at and I assure you that is not the case

You may have heard it is bandcamp Friday Perfect time to preorder my new album Séance! It’s Jesu meets Coil with a little neofolk shoegaze and doom for spice. ( lot of influences here) All made by some gothy witchy trans lady, me! sylviarosecult.bandcamp.com/album/s-ance

Me trying to be funny on the internet as my entire being collapses from the weight of existing

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched it's been an interesting week (and I didn't even log the two ridiculous things Maeve and I watched before bed last night) the night porter was for @pleaserspunishers.bsky.social, crash & New York ripper were both at Alamo Drafthouse

AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.

My babe makes such beautiful sounds. It would mean a lot to me if you'd support her and/or drop her some kind words <3 Her whole discog is super cheap too!

My sweet @eveyweveydevey.bsky.social gave me a goft card today so I went ahead and added this stunning album on wax - got an extra frame saved for the wall of fame already

It’s Bandcamp Friday, so go buy some music and help the artists get paid. This includes supporting Mae and her new album on vinyl! If got to hear/watch Mae create a lot of this album and it was a very cool experience being able to see how she creates.

I just read all of these out loud (thread) to @mgart76.bsky.social and could barely get through them because I was laughing so hard

Amazing response from the morning crew! We are at 43/100 pre-orders If we hit those triple digits, we'll release the album early (Doesn't have to happen today, any time before the 20th and Ill release it early...but wouldnt today be swell? We've come so far already!)