y'all I can't stop laughing at this

I'm not turning 39 til next week so this is completely accurate

Erica and I may have just figured out something: when you transition, you take on the characteristics of your sun sign's sister sign so I'm technically a Capricorn, but really? I'm a cancer, and it makes so much more sense than Capricorn!

Laura Palmer's Theme

Love has no gender🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Love is love❤️ love you all🤍 Merry Merry⭐️✨

I've been doing poorly with keeping up on the P&P account, sorry

My favorite podcast stint of the year! What a delightful conversation

the only labubu I'd ever want

my partner trying to talk me through connecting to a new wifi network:

this got marked sexually explicit and I literally cannot understand how...is it because you can vaguely see my pubes?

I'm high and miserable and in so much pain but I'm watching my favorite unhinged @rifftrax.com while vivvy judges me and I eat chocolate cake also my GPC @mst3kofficial.bsky.social tattoo looks amazing now that it's healed

I always forget about the cat planter hahahahaha

Five perfect films in no particular order Tenebre A Wounded Fawn Morvern Callar The Mitchells vs The Machines Knife + Heart

it's really crazy to think about how fucked up i am and how fucked up my life has been because of things people have chosen to do to me like yeah my brain isn't great and i've got plenty of other issues and bad decisions i've made but fuck i have been treated terribly by so many people

sleep token

Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.

This fun video episode of ours is so close to being our first to hit 10k views. The stories are fun and we do a good job relating history to the present. Medieval Cancel Culture Was Ruthless (ft Eleanor Janega) youtu.be/-fW6er3VdqM

I was stuck on Groal The Great a while back and took a several month break from Silksong when Hades II came out back to it and I've beaten him, beaten GM Silk, finished everything in act 2, beaten her again, and unlocked act 3 amazing what a little break will do for ya, huh?

I continue to love Steven Kostanski unabashedly I am so mad I didn't get to see this in the theater

urgent* request *it's not urgent but like this would be so fun to see

25 years ago tonight, Angel locked a bunch of evil lawyers from Wolfman & Hart in a wine cellar with two evil vampires. As his enemies pleaded that they’d be killed if he didn’t save them, he responded, “And somehow… I just can’t seem to care.” Then he bolted the door. youtu.be/IcH0kVNuDBs?...

STATLER AND WALDORF AS THE QUEENS BECAUSE THEY'RE TWO OLD QUEENS

Muppet Aliens but Sigourney Weaver is still Ripley miss Piggy as Vasquez sweetums as Drake beaker as Hicks fozzy as Hudson pepe the prawn as Burke kermit as Gorman gonzo as Bishop rowlf as Apone clifford as Frost janice as Ferro bunson as Spunkmeyer camilla as Newt animal as the Xenomorphs queen?

it's like the trans essentialists who thinks there's only one right way to be trans

TACO BELL HAS QUESARITOS AGAIN the grilled cheese burritos are great but the quesarito truly has my heart

imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance

Little thank you and holiday surprise. Get sluiced.

Me literally every day when I see any news at all

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

y'all if you haven't heard Rat Wars and/or this album, do yourself a favor and listen to them back to back, because they're both absolutely incredible

GET SOMEONE NEW INTO LUST HAG TODAY

My world is made infinitely more interesting, weird, surprising and beautiful by the work and unique perspectives of trans and gender non-conforming youth. Let's keep supporting the trans kids and ditch those other clowns who contribute nothing to the culture whatsoever.

i don't even like children and i completely agree with this

nergal is an asshole who's anti-antifascist so i don't really give a shit what he says but also that's an objectively stupid album title

look, strange little girls is a good album, and it's a very unique idea for a covers album, but WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET NEW VINYL VERSIONS OF CHOIRGIRL & TO VENUS AND BACK???

Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."

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Hey looka me i’m the Chanukah Ghost

Comrades in nursing & other medical folks there will be a time when you have an opportunity to do The Right Thing & that thing might be breaking the rules consider your ethics & the potential mandates we may face what will it look like when fascism arrives do your door? what can you safely do?

available from @diabolikdvd.bsky.social for US folks!

All Day I Dream About Sandwiches

genuinely one of the funniest moments in the film

And another reminder; Dom/mes need aftercare, too.

Steve Buscemi in drag on the set of Somebody to Love (1994)

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

Empire Of The Dark, a movie that I ordered on Blu-ray before I even completed my first watch back in the summer, and have now watched 4.5 times