Please have horror people write your horror stories. WEREWOLF BY NIGHT was 2022. It was very good. Additionally, MARVEL ZOMBIES is a separate timeline (same as What If...?) and is not a part of the MCU. WEREWOLF BY NIGHT, on the other hand, IS the MCU. 🫠

IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING:

I beg of you to let me turn off reposts from individual users. Some mfers be out here in these streets with 0 social media etiquette, but I don't want to turn them off for people who actually know how to use the internet.

well meaning people love to be like ‘aren’t you scared of being left behind if you don’t start using AI in your work’ and from the bottom of my heart: no, im not scared of that. i would rather go back to restaurants for the rest of my life than publish AI ‘books’

[finally sleeps a few uninterrupted hours] [wakes up stupid early for no reason]

Final secret screening of #FantasticFest is the world premiere of GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE

Bear's out of the bag. I'll be moderating the @criticalrole.bsky.social x @primevideo.bsky.social panel at NYCC. Get ready for all things #MightyNein and #LoVM as we take a look ahead at what's to come in the animated world of Exandria!

I have 200mg of caffeine in my system but my body is still trying to tell me that I'm tired because it wasn't in the form of coffee and I just think that's some toddler shit, tbh. Like, grow up, nervous system. (is that the right system? idk. i'm not a scientist and it's day 243 of this festival.)

High priority panel right here!!

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

ifffff it happened at a junket it's not an exclusive 👏🏻👏🏻 if it happened at a junket it's not an exclusive 👏🏻👏🏻 if it happened at a junket, it doesn't matter how much you want to claim it, because if it happened at a junket it's not an exclusive 👏🏻👏🏻

Bear's out of the bag. I'll be moderating the @criticalrole.bsky.social x @primevideo.bsky.social panel at NYCC. Get ready for all things #MightyNein and #LoVM as we take a look ahead at what's to come in the animated world of Exandria!

Cannot stress this more highly to my editor mutuals: Amelia is here to make your outlet better and your life easier. She will NEVER stress you out. That is a rare and crucial qualification in a freelancer!

You can't stop the signal, etc. etc.

Some news.

Thank you all so much.

I have hemorrhaged money I don’t have coming to this festival because no one’s buying anything. I doubted the choice to come here until tonight. 🖤✨

“They’re the same picture.”

Looking to connect with assigning entertainment editors at outlets I haven't worked with yet. As we head into Q4, my primary focus is expanding my pitch pool before we hit "let's circle back after the holidays" season. I can be reached here or my contact page:

🎉TOMORROW 1 PM PT🎉 I'm playing Titanfall 2 with lots of fun challenges to fundraise for the Trans Empowerment Project. They provide so many resources and direct aid to those in crisis and are a completely nonprofit org. Donate link: tilt.fyi/Vf87Whgp82

I'm no Stephen King, but he's right — the second verse was absolutely better than the first (which I loved) when it comes to BLACK PHONE 2. What a thrilling and surprisingly lovely movie #FantasticFest nerdist.com/article/blac...

in case there was any doubt I want everyone to know that even writers hate cover letters

Idk it feels like something is shifting. This tweet was also the language of the AP push alert, and just now the Times chimed in:

DAN! CAMPBELL! FOREVER!

I heard too many sounds and now I’m a bitch but also the Lions beat the Ravens so you can’t tell me shit

Secret Screening #2 is BUGONIA #FantasticFest

If you protested Jimmy Kimmel being pulled off the air by canceling Disney+ or some similarly simple action that had clear, direct, effective results, it feels good that you helped get him back, right? The neat part of you can choose another simple action, and keep that awesome feeling going.

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

Sinclair, by the way, has a handy contact form on their website if you want to talk to them directly: sbgi.net/contact-us/

If you’re looking to complain to Nexstar corporate: PHONE (972) 373-8800 FAX (972) 373-8888 www.nexstar.tv/contact/

OMG, Disney's new Star Wars trailer is so, so good. I can't wait for THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU! www.picketywitch.com/star-wars-th...

There's a silver lining to not being an employed entertainment editor today but Disney trying to use its most anti-fascist franchise to try and distract from their capitulation sure is SOMETHIN'.

Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air after our government threatened a private company with retaliation, marking a dark moment for free speech in our nation. More than 400 artists across our nation signed on to say: We refuse to be silenced by those in power.

I did most of my best work at Vanity Fair while working remotely, and it bums me out that Conde Nast is willingly letting go of talented people in the name of some vaguely defined corporate mandate.

I am ✨tired✨

But then how will the people dunking on them hide the fact that they are doing absolutely nothing themselves?

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

#FantasticFest reviews comin' in hot! ✨✨✨✨ Here's the thing about COYOTES: Is it good? No. Is it so bad it's good? Also no. But was I entertained? Yeah! Angeleno's ridiculous terror when it comes to coyotes is extremely funny, and that's almost a character in this silly, silly movie. It's fun!

Nothing says week 1 was a fluke like taking an L to the BROWNS 😂

No, no...I think you misheard: The RAPTOR is coming this week. Still a cause for concern, I suppose. You could stay inside, but she can open doors. Clever girl.

geez good thing we’re only using it for health insurance claims, legal arguments, mortgage rates, teaching students, predicting crime, mental health care, automating government services, fact checking, and pointing out other AI

#FantasticFest reviews comin' in hot! ✨✨✨✨ Here's the thing about COYOTES: Is it good? No. Is it so bad it's good? Also no. But was I entertained? Yeah! Angeleno's ridiculous terror when it comes to coyotes is extremely funny, and that's almost a character in this silly, silly movie. It's fun!

Iron Man is the story of how it is totally cool to get rich selling weapons so long as you use your blood money to create a narrative that you can wear.

Had a great time chatting with both lovely people. The live show should be available within the next week on your podcatcher of choice.

Went back to the hotel to write while the gang stays out and plays, but I didn’t go alone. #FantasticFest

John Wesley Shipp was one of my first ever interviews. We were at a dinky convention whose schedule got borked, so I went and got us coffee and we chit-chatted while we waited. I met him again 5 yrs later working for a major pub. He didn't just remember my name, he remembered how I took my coffee.

That’s never bothered Americans before.