Waiting for the inevitable post from some tech bro being like “I fixed this movie with ai!” and it’s just Jiji talking to Kiki again.

Only a couple more Javid Shah AI videos on Instagram till the regime has no choice but to admit defeat.

I’m old enough to remember when they claimed Iranian sleeper cells were gonna attack the Oscars and of course nothing happened but by all means continue licking boot everyone

Since Hormuz is briefly on your radars now; this by a friend, Nooshin Samimi, from the hellsite: “Daughter of a geologist here: the spectacular colors of the Hormuz Formation (seen in Hormuz, Qeshm, and Hengam islands) are a unique sequence of evaporites, exposed as active salt glaciers.”

Shameful. The more you read the more upsetting it gets.

Wondercon and C2E2 happening the same weekend is feeling like we’re siblings pulled apart by conflicting parental visiting schedules.

I’m old enough to remember when they claimed Iranian sleeper cells were gonna attack the Oscars and of course nothing happened but by all means continue licking boot everyone

I’ve never cared about Oscar speeches but I find it very suspicious that there was almost no mention of the war or ICE.

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Only a couple more Javid Shah AI videos on Instagram till the regime has no choice but to admit defeat.

Reminder that diaspora Iranians invested in AI are war profiteers and if they actually gave a fuck about their homeland they’d pull their money out

Getting very tired of lazy influencers solely blaming the CIA for the coup of ‘53 when in fact the British were the ones who started that whole mess in the first place. Know your enemy.

Diaspora Iranians invested in AI are war profiteers. Full stop. If you actually give a fuck about your homeland you will pull your money out.

Look, we have to arrest this guy.

Iranians will talk about having the world’s oldest culture with the greatest art and poetry and then post ai videos. Fucking embarrassing.

Iranians will talk about having the world’s oldest culture with the greatest art and poetry and then post ai videos. Fucking embarrassing.

We’re so lucky to be alive at the same time as trees. Let’s hear it for trees

Just like the CIA and MI6 did in the 50s, they are using Iran as a testing ground for future campaigns.

Rather than bottling up my feelings from fear of being reprimanded by people without a functioning brain, I will henceforth be posting however I feel about anything Iran related on any given day.

AI data centers are dangerously close to acquiring nuclear weapons and should be dealt with accordingly by the US

So @500opentabs.bsky.social’s @kavehtaherian.bsky.social came back on See Jurassic Right to discuss one of our favorite Alien movies in the franchise, Alien: Covenent! Listen now and enjoy some of my favorite Alien memes while we’re at it: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Go listen to Steven and I talk about how Alien Covenant being great is the correct opinion

Any Iranian generating ai videos or images is a goddamn fucking moron and I hate you

Same goes for any Iranians investing in it too. You people are profiteering off a psyop against the very people you claim to be speaking up for. Fuck you.

Are you at #eccc ? Be sure to go to booth E-30 to see @hannahhillam.bsky.social & @kavehtaherian.bsky.social ! It’s real easy to find, just go in through the north facing doors of the Summit building, not the Arch building, ok so from the 1st floor go up to the 2nd, now go all the way to the west…

ECCC day 1 roll through to table E-30!

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

Who is going to be at ECCC sound off in the comments! Also, everyone please share so people can see and add themselves go.bsky.app/HbUEVd1

Any Iranian generating ai videos or images is a goddamn fucking moron and I hate you

Packing for cons

I’ve been so swamped with all the horrible news that I forgot to post that I’ll be in Seattle this week for @emeraldcitycon.bsky.social ! Find me at Artist Alley R-07 where I will be attached at the hip to @hannahhillam.bsky.social I have all new stuff for 2026 so come get it while you can!

The Substance (2024)

Stop calling it nuance it’s common fucking sense

We wanted to understand Trump's end game in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Jake Paul fans at a Jack-in-the-Box in Fresno.

Did I want Khamenei to be taken out by Israeli or American bombs? No, that gave him exactly what he wanted. At the same time, I am not going to be in mourning for the man who authorized the execution and torture of my relatives. Messy days ahead.

Everyone’s messaging me about Iran but my wife’s the only one who truly understands me ❤️

I can’t recall another politician ever expressing this direct of a sentiment before. (depressing! it’s so simple!) it’s difficult to explain how it feels to wake up and find your country is bombing the place your family grew up. again

I hope John Bolton drowns in the cream filling his jeans rn

I dunno, even at my most cynical, do not think I could’ve predicted how stupid and cruel this country would become

Begging for a Budd Dwyer style press conference anytime I see a world leader approach a podium

My body who has been overstimulated nonstop since 6am: For the love of god, please give us calories Me:

If anyone slows me down for even a second I will drive like a psycho, so could we build traffic rules around my lack of self-control please

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

PSA: If you have an Iranian person in your life, hand them a $10 bill unprompted and swear them to secrecy. This will remind them of their grandmothers and give them a much needed serotonin boost during this difficult time 🙏

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Americans watching other countries arrest pedophiles in power