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Feeling my power increasing rn, keep it up ladies

act like a they/them smoke like a he/him look like a she/her party like a ze/zim im an entertainment demon

Can we normalize a complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective?

And not like mallgoth i listen to Christian Death and 1919 i'm vetted s2g

I am the only leftist that understands Dune, btw

i really like the soul germ

Tattoo day time to get a very cliché goth girl tattoo from da h'ween flash sheet

Molotov

gift horse

BRAND NEW BLACKOUT PRINCESSES SO FRESH IT'S STILL BLEEDING

Edge/Sober friends are super exempt from this (luv y'all) but everyone else should get plastered tonight in my honor and because i told you tooooo the world is on fire and unhealthy coping is now legal and moral you're welcome Mwah mwah~💕✨

Remember that every time two girls kiss i receive a small portion of that power

"Hey Ö i'm trying to coordinate sounds tonight you're playing happy hardcore tonight, right?" Me, staring at the 7777 の天使 x Kavari industrial bass mashup i'm opening with: "Yeah, sure, you could say that"

God boys really do make the best girls, huh?

Just know that when I say "Yeah I like boys" i'm talking about the anti-tank rifle

Whatever man i'm just gonna drop bass tracks until i feel alright. Subwoofer therapy.

₍ᐢ.‸.⑅ᐢ₎↝ #gundam #ガンダム #fanart #drawing #fuwafuwagundam

Thinking of herrrr~

Nnnnnrrrrm 400mcg fent lolipop

Me, to the abyss: "Haha i saw you staring at me from across the bar.."

Secret to immortality... tranny porn...

Me, getting conscripted into the prussian air force circa 1901: haha you're telling me this plane is bi? Haha BI plane? Haha. I will now dump chlorine gas on those who oppose our great empire haha

New one out, baby

Wow! I hate this fucking game!

HELL YEAH

Necromancer’s party

I get to talk Kripke and Locke with a bunch of pretty women at Anarchist Book Club tonight, and then tomorrow night is my first set back in the warehouse since my surgery ^^ The world is melting but there is small good to be found if you're willing to make it.

"self conscious"? yeah unfortunately it is

do you really like linux or is it part of a hyper independence trauma response from a childhood full of abuse

Hang in there!!

"Yeah, I think we get along pretty well"

the drunk girl in a nightclub bathroom in me sees & acknowledges the drunk girl in a nightclub bathroom in you

Suwuicide ~ ☆

When navigating sexual intimacy with the modern transfemme, one must remember the 3 "P"s: Piss, puppies, and posturing as a top when she *really* wants to bottom actually

Trans women should be able to do a little yaoi together, as a treat

My favorite part of tfemme butch fashion is that 100% of the "passing" performance is centered around being skinny and androgynous and as such i will always been viewed as somewhat man-coded. This is of course wildly reductive but. Talking fashion with some of yall is fucking insane.

They see that i'm perfect and they're like maybe she's born with it maybe it's the result of extreme directional violence and the complete obliteration of my enemies and haters

Well those words ain't in the fuckin' bible

God would want me to have a giant fuckoff sword, actually

Exempt enbies try not to felch a billionaire who hates you challenge level impossible

Whore... Whore never changes...

Don't talk to me until i've had my morning facesitting

Girl who is happy i'm not mad vs girl who is mad I don't care AND THEYRE KISSINGGGG!!!!! UGH ITS SO HOTTTT!!!

I'm a big scary terrorist grrrr

Siscon doll? Yeah i know a couple of those

Noooo The Abyss don't stop gazing back into me you’re so sexy hahaha

I swear this girl's arms will be my coffin