Who could have foreseen that my habit of reflexively calling anyone younger than 23 "Kid" would have unintended consequences.

Mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow

People are acting remarkably bitchless in the discourse mines tonight. Pour one out for these poor bitchless hoes.

u cant drag me in to comment on furry internet drama, i have sex

Whore... whore never changes...

gloom

So much girldick on the TL tonight jell yeha Thank u queens 🙏

thanks for 20k! 👽💚 as a thank you (and to encourage people to come over here and use bsky more), i wanted to do a little raffle! rules: - like and repost this post, must be following me prize: - one free commission from yours truly ✨ ends january 23rd 💚

America is a weird place because someone can turn to you and go "Let's get hotdogs" and you have to navigate if you're getting glizzies at the coney spot or cruising for trans women at the local dive bar.

this photo feels somehow artistic

Church is at 10:30am ET today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_F4...

Mutuals who are into Magic (ha nerds) check out my moxfield and maybe just maybe follow me so i can look at yours too moxfield.com/users/Nekono...

I need more tattoos ;-; it's been too long (2 months)

Some of you

I wanted to take her to Poundtown, but only got as far as

No i'm so normal i swear i just drove my nails into my palms so hard they're starting to bruise that's normal people behavior

Oh but when *I* say it..

2026 is da year of the bunnygirl i'm calling it now. Sorry pups we can still work on the revolver clicker training but bunnies seem to be the meta rn.

"i would never kick someone while they're down" well i'll do it then. since you're being so fucking complicated.

To be fair my kinkposting does kind of read like an {actionable threat} sometimes but I can CHANGE bsky i can be a GOOD GIRL pls give me my alt back ;-;

Okay but bsky pls give me my alt back i can't say what i wanna say on main ;-;

NEKROMANTIK 2 1991 • Jörg Buttgereit

Wait omg it's the first "Show me your hands Sunday" of the year! Lemme see them paws, sugarcubes^^

What 400mg caffeine + 40mg Ritalin + 9mg nicotine feels like:

Both of my partners are vaguely seeing another individual rn which means that soon i might once again have metas^^ I love it when they're dating, i love it when they're experiencing external joy and fulfillment ^^

weird ass vore pornography

Moments before the block happens: "wait why do i vaguely know that usern—ohhhhhh"

crazy how we're just two girls as god had made us haha

Me n who???????

I need to remix a SOPHIE track or i'll die, probably

many of u

Two hour phone calls can fix me, actually. Always feels nice to just talk and talk with the people I love. I'm probably like really blessed to have the people in my life I do, eh?

I haven't stopped thinking about this awkward interaction I had on NYE since it happened and i'm glad it was immortalized here

Lrt i love y'all

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

I don't want another forever war! I want bass music and to kiss pretty girls! Fuck!

Remember: No fedposting

Waking up to find out everything got worse while I slept, huh?

Remember: No fedposting

Apparently you can't take an fuckin' hour to say gex anymore without the state terroristically bombing a foreign nation ?????

But none of us are in heaven yet.

Staying out of the discourse but damn am I taking notes

HAPPY NEW YEAR of HORSE!!!!

hrt date in bio makes u unfuckable send post

Holy FUCK ._.

Happy shot day^^