woaw... you were HOW old when his neck just did that *twirls hair*

i be following hella dommes just to see how they mind work

need 2 a/b test my selfies, u understand 🙂‍↕️

i thought i would be able to go a day without my treats (paracetamol + ibuprofen), but alas..

i've got the cold, dead, glassy eyed look that makes the girls go crazyyyyyy

The Horny Coworker Has Logged On! The Horny Coworker Has Sent You A Message! Click To View? The Horny Coworker Has Sent You Files! Click To Download?

private marrenen orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the barrack groans at my shit

sexual dimorphism is what i have with your mother

im crunk (cracked unc)

do u think Morgan and Stanley ever explored each other's bodies ?

enjoy this sloppy edit i couldnt be bothered to export while i consider my self-worth

aujourd'hui, nous sommes TOUT lactose intolerant

i wanna post a selfie but i feel i havent taken a good one in so long 😖

wrong answers only: who is this comment referring to

dang . another connection ruined by milk

okay, here's what we're going to do about The Guardian. we're going to scrap the entire thing, replace it with just Adrian Chiles' column. the publication will be known as 'The Chiles Zone' henceforth. thank you.

the love of my life is on bluesky i justt neeed to Tweet hard enough and i will find whoever they may be ^0^

i be hogging the hed when im hedding the hog you know what im sayin

i'm like a greaaat idea on paper. in practice? ehhh.

what do u mean the switch 2 came out A YEAR AGO?

i’m normal btw ^-^

i like wrapping string around myself especially when ive got something else i can tie down. it’s like oooh i’m a spider weaving a web and the little computers is my lunch

3pp = 3p(eople)(u)p(in 'ere!)

i thought the 'this lego situation is crazy' stuff was just a riff on critikal, wtf is happening lol

Teeth Teeth Teeth Teeth

curls up in your lap and starts biting you.hard & it's not cute Teeth Teeth Teeth Teeth

a bridge made of teeth 😋

if you buy this smile, i’ve got a bridge to sell you

im an underground napper. catch me at the 💤

you cant say scrappy doo has tboy swag anymore . cos of woke

i've spent all day configuring a nix server. and i've come to the conclusion i should have just used proxmox instead.

can someone else write my journal for me i dont wanna

google is so useless for spell checking or looking up phrases now

if i was an evil villain i'd be saying stuff like 'your self-pacifying gestures can't save you' and other awesome shit

LUKS container is to my data what a cage is to a dog. much to think about.

if i was a file system would u keep me all nice and safe in a LUKS container or would u leave me all vulnerable on the bare metal

im pupy

the pigeons fucking hate my gaff

fuck yeah! i’m creature 🫶

saw multiple kids skiving school on my walk through town. hell yeah brother. the GCSEs ain’t shit.

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shit like this is precisely why i dropped out of journalism. my blood is boiling.

whilst we're on the topic: gruber is a zionist and the apple follower world needs to reckon with that instead of turning a blind eye

they got casey neistat on the vergecast. so disappointing. did they think the dust has settled from his zionist outburts? the dust hasn't settled in gaza.

good morning

when i checked my instagram last night i couldn't remember posting 3/6 of the slides. #yep #imfucked