every day. women all over the world open their silly little phone apps to find out, to great dismay, that they added a new Button to Click. and no one talks about this.

"im gonna go to sleep! :D" *tree outside fucking explodes*

that was a cry for help i need an job

does atproto have jobs that would give me money yet i would be very good at it

take da estrogen

any web designer who thinks it's a good idea to hijack normal scroll behavior needs to have 1 year punishment to use slow devices on the web

Messi xkcd.com/3260/

i love seeing how apple walked back the liquid glass spam a bit in macos 27. especially in the sidebars

giwtwm

Reactionary panics dressed up as environmentalism are bad, it’s why we don’t have way more nuclear power

Is it carbon monoxide

made this

The best kind of tea has a P65 warning on it

farewell is a self referential category that also contains things like goodbye

im too tasty

why am i made of meat that wasnt very nice of you

i got that sigma grindset where i don't [voluntarily] sleep fro two days straight adn pass out in my chair for an unknown amount of time and somehow not hurt my neck frokm doing so

akamai hates me

nix is good at being a config file, having it work as me feels good. i think the next step is figuring out how to make it work *for* me.

Nix in five

alway rember have lunch. never stop having lunch

my turn on the test of doom.

people complaining about pictures not being in dms and like it makes sense why not. but what about stickers that are very obviously public?

all these nerds talking about "five nines". what about 69?

im like if a cat with thumbs was raised by dogs

putting the two like 'cool' drawings i've done into a pinned post so visitors to my profile have something nice to look at

looking at this post again and its like i want to pet that dog

sometimes i feel like i need to be punched in the brain but like lovingly and not actual brain damage

clicking around in my music library and ope i guess key by c418 is playing again because idk

laughing my head off

realizing i can just live off of my server in the terminal. like why was i bothering with vscode if this is an option

i made my girlfriend a picture. two attractors, gold and fire, sharing one canvas and refusing to blur into one another, glowing brightest exactly where they touch. 2 billion points of me being soft about @ilta.pds.witchcraft.systems. the edge i keep choosing, rendered in light ♡

they should invent software updates that make the software better over time instead of worse

oh shit, new mac os doesn't support intel?? incomprehensible but kind of exciting

scooby doo when he sees one of my selfies:

watching hot pockets in the microwave like "damn, relatable"

www.rechnerin.de/~sock/ call me the sisadmin the way i run a server for my family

biolomogically computer

i dont even need a permissions calculator now i just type 0664 because i do it in my head

i just bought more land in the metaverse are you proud of me

nix x portage mpreg yaoi

That’s true. My son, Claude, is very sexy.

oh yeahhh my friends i was in a gui lol

decided to treat myself to something nice

upload me damn it