The universe is WARM and full of LOVE

crying as a result of my own thinking has never been a net loss for me i realize

I dislike WebP, not because the software I use doesn't support it, but because I want to manifest a JXL sweep

holy shit i think i have a name now

i’m not supposed to be awake right now

This is a packaged pair of scissors. It can be opened using a pair of scissors.

This sandwich could've been a soup

minecraft stopped being good when they stopped using terrain.png

Every now and then I throw myself at a CLIP interrogator thing and see what comes of it. This time it hit me with an "extremely fat" like yeah thanks for confirming i guess

i can say that i have definitely spurred some rapid breast development. shits getting heavier by the day it seems

The Custom Oregon Plate NEET was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #NEET

am i allowed to say “goals” here

Thinking about the time I dropped the value of diamonds in a Minecraft server because I set up a ComputerCraft thing to sell them for a bit of gold each in an effort to fill a big underground vault with gold

@hulkfuckscar.top are you better than the self-anointed king of pinpoint

i am now imagining a scenario by which foreign governments, those hostile to the usa, start to integrate polymarket into their calculus your eminence, 5 new accounts that have never bet before just put down 6,2 mill on the strikes starting today, let's get you to the deep bomb shelter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

booty mounted supercomputer

i look forward to the day i can record that coffee video

anthropic refuses to do evil government gets mad for this openai goes "yeah we're signed on with the government right after that" in conclusion there's never been a better time to say "fuck altman"

fake ass milkless "cow girls" in their black and white bikinis MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

Cleaning my room and dug up my transdermal progesterone concoction. A little throwback, that is.

NEVER

BREAKING: "Pro-Trump activists who say they are in coordination with the White House are circulating a 17-page draft executive order that claims China interfered in the 2020 election as a basis to declare a national emergency that would unlock extraordinary presidential power over voting," per WaPo

fellas is it gay to have a g cup

Despite the persistent troubles, I love my life, and I’m NOT kidding!

we're doomed

help i have absolute territory stuck in my head and i just kind of started singing it in a weirdly strong louis armstrong voice that i could not recreate if i tried

fuck you mean, invalid handle?

i call em bob and larry

telling myself "i will survive" only to be reminded me of the zootopia comic

i got a pair of machines stuffed in my bra. no i will not elaborate.

Let them spread? wait You're a genius Whenever we find a model distilled from Claude we can say it has Claudemydia

hey chat peep the atrocity

so um. knight gadget? i have no idea who else should be uhh.. knight-ified. we'll figure that out later #SatBK #sonicforces ? how do i tag this guy fr #sth #sonicfanart

told the doctor about my transsexual tendencies. scary.

more sisters of dorley goodness

My father is interpreting LLM misbehavior (accidental chinese in this case) as intentional comedy, and it don’t quite sit right.

my switch to apple music has deprived me of the lianhua tunes for too long

trying to remember why i bought a wii u that doesn't play any games that i can easily get my hands on

funniest shit i've ever seen

got that isolated feeling again

dont ask me how this works because the answer is 'i thought it would be cool'. zeti sonic. zonic? the only time he'll ever wear pants #sonic #sth #soniclostworld #sonicfanart

chat i just heard bsky is dying; repost to make it die faster

what did i do to claude???

they’re roleplaying in the stackexchange comments