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RHYGOONIUM

just said "white woman jumpscare" in a count dooku voice and nearly pissed myself laughing

count dooku, dryly: "Road work ahead? Indeed, one hopes it does..."

me as count dooku: "and you see, general, that the spoon kingbach employs for the operation of retrieving ice cream is far to large for the container a spoonful was offered from," my dog: 🐶

I'm so fucking smart and wise I should live in a goddamn wizard tower

this is how i be

I hate straight women sometimes because why are you getting mad at your boyfriend for being nice to other women? Wouldn't it be worse if he was an asshole to everyone except for you? Why would like like to live with someone like that???? Grow the fuck up

that's fucked up, gay people are awesome

saw gerrera voice: I'm gooning!

women are so powerful like i was having a problem bc one of my necklaces got tangled and i gave it to my sister and she immediately loosened that shit in like 30 seconds. women have abstruse supernatural powers of dexterity type shit

[Mr beast voice] WE PAID THREE LONERS 10,000 DOLLARS TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT

look at this motherfucker

guys lets get religious about burger

check this out :3

woah i have bingus eyes

check this out :3

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

More like sharts fired

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

katie christpussy amen

its so weird seeing people want to just drag every indie creator for any perceived injustice, meanwhile scott cawthon donates to trump and no one really cares

Did some touch-ups on the abs.

WARNING: low res horse pussy

🔮 does she yknow *points at scrunchie on wrist*

taking the estrogen that turns me into grand moff tarkin

ur never gonna believe this another spacex rocket exploded

i know a few of those

new bbw place opened nearby and I can walk to it

Did you type this falling down the stairs?

I HATE WINDOWS UPDATES I HATE WINDOWS UPDATES I HATE WINDOWS UPDATES I HATE WINDOWS UPDATES I HATE WINDOWS UPDATES I HATE WINDOWS UPDATES

if bingus was bnuuy would she be bungus..,

Some thoughtful person provided a link to a non-paywalled version of this article: gcaptain.com/drowning/

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one of u is going to ough

come over 48° 52′ 36″ S, 123° 23′ 36″ W

GOOGLE JUST ASKED ME IF IM GETTING WET

Need pussy from an elk🥺

yeah i shoot 45 ACP A - Automatic C - Cum P - Penis

it makes me sad seeing my friends depression post cause there's realistically nothing i can do to help them cause i don't know them irl :( i feel bad muting them, but sadly seeing my friends go through it tanks my own mental health :(

Starbucks done EFFED up in Korea. Bad. May 18th just passed, Democratic Movement Day, when rose up after the military dictatorship sent tanks to mass-murder citizens. Some inappropriately call it "Tank Day." Starbucks commemorated Tank Day with a sale on tank tumblers. It gets much worse...

GLP-1s are the PrEP of straight people sorry to say.

the steadfast penis is closing in

What is google doing???