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Same here

alhamdulillah they have produced an heir

i love it when people mix electric guitars into orchestras youtu.be/OTNfuztCMgM?...

the portal 2 ost is peak

i work in a psychiatric ward. i found this on a napkin one of the patients had.

THIS AIN'T FROM ARTEMIS II

Can't believe Artemis hasn't posted a photo of me yet.

Gene Nipman’s hackles are so small

Micro-blep.

aaaha the copied apartment key works but its like 1mm too LONG, so it works if i just don't put it in the lock all the way; she doesnt like when you jam it all the way to her cervix as it turns out

Ok, apparently the whole Internet is going down according to downdetector.com

Joe and kamala probably fucked nasty in the oval office

plappy feet

mechanic girl who hears her coworker say tranny fluid and she gets so hard she passes out

go ahead get in since you wanna act cummy

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

i am covered in bingus

warming up my hands by shoving them down my pants

Fun fact: you can call any cat Scrumbus its allowed

two zombiegirls rotting i mean rotting i mean rotting i mean

i was just taking a walk and i got really mad at a flower. stupid fucking flower. looking all pretty and shit. fuck u

Guy who reveals to his family and friends the invention he has been working on in secret for the last year. It is a helmet with a camera and a speaker, when he walks backwards the helmet emits loud screams to warn people behind him that he is moving backwards.

someone give me a roughly 20 or 40 minute album. and that doesnt mean 30 minutes that means roughly 20 or roughly 40

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Horse Balls Expert Reacts to Red Dead Redemption 2

gmornin oomfs

"having a job" isnt real. they made it up.

But can a freaky white boy like me win the battle of the bands and save the rec center from being bulldozed?

Starting to think this trump guy is a bit loopy

contrary to popular belief - beautiful women do like exploring dark and evil dungeons. they especially like it if you give them weaponry and task them with slaying foul beasts

Pussy Veteran

holy shit I need this so bad

how's that working out again

we're watching Kitchen Nightmares and I think I don't think you can just say this

tapping the sign

wait what is the moon

when the VIBES come out CODED

remember how we used to run

"bluesky will never be twitter" that's because bluesky is tumblr, idiot

"using claude" should refer to fucking an old guy till he's whining on it, not whatever ai bullshit it actually is

just did a fuckload of paperwork

it me :3

real bingus has never been oughed

we're owning all the anti-ai pussies on this website by *checks notes* making a website that doesn't fucking work