ough goodnight <3

ough i tgink i hauve corvid.,,,

Call me a child left behind cause this bush got me acting stupid

she tower on my bush till i 3000 dead

No Fucking Way Dude.

I reject the idea that twitter was ever good but now it's like a hole in the ozone layer. A psychological natural disaster.

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

i do not trust doctors or the medical establishment an IOTA of the amount i trust transsexual women on the internet

PP doctor: p-please start with a low dose and slowly increase it in 3 months while stringently following WPATH guidelines me: shut yo goofy ass up. certified doctor thinks they can tell me what to do @katie.bzky.team: do 6-8 mg once a week me: 🫡 yes ma’am. glory to the people’s republic of bluesky

me staring at the doctor while they tell me to do .2 mL val per week knowing damn well i’m just gonna do .6 regardless

I think there's something wrong with me psychologically

she bought me bowls and a collar and she's decided to keep me even though the apartment doesn't allow pets

you're in her dms, im in her tote bag. she was on her way home from work and saw me sitting in the rain with a forlorn expression and she said jesus christ look at this guy. i can't just leave him here. and so she put me in her tote bag and brought me to her apartment and she's feeding me scraps rn

RAT CLOACA

sperm cells are the sea monkeys of the cum

be the reason a politician pulls a budd dwyer

crazy dick chokers

John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’

ough

it’s crazy the hazbin hotel creator has literally drawn Blaire White fanart

lays bbq chips my beloved

thats why i got a $500 dildo chair

Reblag to cuck me nasty

sorry wrong country its Indian

i'm gonna shove ur face in there >:3

i made dino nuggies in the michaelwave :3

rubbing prog cream on my clarus the dogcow tattoo til she grows an udder

girl who's gonna make nuggies in the michaelwave

"the ps5 doesn't have games" uh huh. keep laughing. see you on hidden objects 7.

A local sales rep reportedly is finding the perks of her new promotion to be a bit underwhelming. paletteswap.site/dif...

goob meowning plappy monday :3

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

I'm a single issue voter,

People keep telling me to watch Hazbin Hotel and while I'm sure it's lovely the visual style is unfortunately and repellently glompcore

The thing about tanking anxiety in XIV is that the game has simplified tanking to a degree where most tanks are actually just going "im da king of da highway" through the whole dungeon without pressing buttons, and you likely won't realize it unless you've played for like 7,000 hours. So dw about it

be the reason a politician pulls a budd dwyer

i'm gonna shove ur face in there >:3

fuck it i'm gonna do a music thread :3 starting with da basics this list is incredibly condensed many of these bands have dozens of bangers so i can't list them all i'll be adding to this thread occasionally :3

bingus arm reveal :3

fuck it dawg i've never done one of these why not :3 ngl.link/unclesheo

i will take every opportunity to dunk on bond, because while it's culturally important, it never worked outside the uk in the 60s, but they keep trying to force it to.

it's really funny that snake eater clears every actual bond song by a mile

goob meowning plappy monday :3

oki back to silly mode

bingus political take of the day: if every few weeks u have to call ur reps to remind them not to vote for the "kill everyone who voted for me" bill, maybe they aren't actually representing u and the system is a sham