so smeepy.,, gonna dream of wives.,,, ∩――――∩ || ∧ ﾍ　 || || (* ´ ｰ`) ZZzz |ﾉ^⌒⌒づ`￣ ＼ (　ノ　　⌒ ヽ ＼ ＼　　||￣￣￣￣￣|| 　 ＼,ﾉ|| goobnight <3

The real creepypasta is forced age verification

fucked up watching darth maul thirst traps

well fist my pussy and call me a puppet grandma this pie is incredible

god they are both so fucking hot oh my god. im getting boobmogged by both of my wives and i dont care. its so hot. they are so hot. they are so... . .

knowing that someone is stroking to you is an EXPERIENCE

i'm so much more powerful than i realized.,,

gooners when they join a local activist group chat in their city:

signally cumming

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned, and I said "what the fuck why would you ask me that I just wanted to watch the marching band??" And he hit me and called me fag

guys my wives’ penises might be too big

i just want my wife to look at my ass and all she wants is to watch JERMA

timing my orgasm for when the beat drops in the this is sparta meme remix

i just want to watch jerma and all my wives want is SEX

can we fuck to darude sandstorm

(arousal at the thought of being bingus)

Fuck me like one of your gay girls

agb (autogenebingus)

she just called me agp :(

my friend whitney and her dad, both disabled, have no AC and have been [not-]sleeping in 90°f / 32°c temperatures for weeks. i have her permission for this MA request for an AC unit + delivery; could arrive soon as tomorrow depending on when i could make the purchase. 0 / $325 cashapp: $sheevcool

me when my ginky drips, my femoid celhon gigatraser failqueen tradmother mogged the jestergoon stacyhon dosequeen and thats on periodt huntyhon bricksis

getting into a relationship with two tops as a bottom is like being a mouse and getting put into a cage with two snakes

yoda after one (1) modelo

that's give you, i'll pretty crazy

tgis was the post that made my friend group discover me lmao

puppygirl with huge titties named booby doo

i dont care if she is "going pee" or "getting food because humans need to eat" thats bullshit...

communist puppy girl named karl barx

lighting is really bad but i cleaned the mirror so i might as well try :3 face is red as cause i was working out lol

my wife got hitted on the head

someone should make an arachnophobia friendly minecraft mod that replaces the spiders with little gnomes that can climb walls and jump at u

is this porn gay (derogatory) or gay (lesbian)?

what the fuck is going on

the woke liberals don't want u to know this but the grink is more powerful than santa claus

btw i apologize if you've ever interacted with me in a group chat and i ignored u, i simply never check them lmao

my wife said it's cause it's not even small and "it's pretty big actually" but i think she's been infected by the woke mind virus

i'm not allowed to say my dick is small anymore.,, because of woke :(

made myself lunch :3 (popcorn on the stove)

she suck on my lil bingle till i ough

"bluesky is literature" - @puffyapple.bsky.social

Posting "naur bestie" under my friend's Facebook post about their kids birthday party

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

ea sports voice: ough. ough. ough. its in the game

how did i get on kindergarten bluesky

reframing things as medical has helped me a lot. not disclosing that im trans is the same as not disclosing that i have a blood disorder. there's literally no reason anyone needs to know that.

It should be illegal to see these many gorgeous women in a row :3 It should be in the bluesky tos or smth

girl who just packed a fuckload of minerals and geodes :3