she let me hit because i say "a-ha!" when i find something ive been looking for

the doubles luge riders should be face to face

girl are you the pentagon because i want to put a new hole in you

have you considered cameo? think id pay to send people a smameo

going to raising canes is like eating plankton’s holographic meatloaf /pos

democratic party cheerleaders are really doing their best to make it seem like the nominee for president in 2028 is gavin newsom already huh

no one will use it! these bitches cannot even tag their nudes!

CONCEPTUALIZATION - This is a serious violation of the karaoke code.

Death by 1000 wives

@unclesheo.bsky.social Can you guess who these are supposed to be

sigh

The top 1% has controls 90% of the pedophiles while the 99% only has 10% of pedophiles

nard ass

Guys at a party of mostly dudes: it’s like a sausage party here 😔 😡 Tgirl at a party of mostly tgirls: it’s like a sausage party here 😵‍💫🫠😖🤤

like the n word

Yeah our new DARK and EDGY character has a suit with SPIKES inside to always keep him in PAIN which fuels his ANGER and makes him more POWERFUL!!! you MORON wouldn't understand this UNIQUE and ORIGINAL IDEA!!

imagine i pick a skyrim line as my voice training practice line lmao. i work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work. i work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work. sounds just like being in whiterun

trans man whose go-to practice line is LET ME SHOOOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS STORMCROWN, BORN OF THE NORTH, WHERE MY BREATH, IS LOOOOOOONG WINTER. I BREATHE NOW, IN ROYALTY!! AND RESHAPE THIS LAND WHICH IS MINE… I DO THIS FOR YOU, RED LEGIONS,, FOR IIIII LLLLOVE YOU!!!!!!!

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

showering way too hot is kinda goated when looking like a lobster is the vibe

i firmly believe that evreyone deserves to have their name spelled and pronounced correctly but the keighdynnes of the world really strain that belief sometimes sorry

my stupid little baby ❤️❤️

"LinkedIn is like PUBG to me" That's what you sound like rn

"age gaps are inherently abusive" you promise? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

i like the idea that all genies eat ass

chaser who doesn't want you to go on T not because they like you being feminine but because they're biphobic

respectfully, i’m not sure anything could fix you (i say this with love in my heart and the purest of intentions)

doppelbinger.,,

lougion

my take on blahaj/other reddit trans signifiers is that as much as i personally find them infantilizing and don't care for them, perpetuating cringe culture around them is a super easy way to give someone brainworms and can inadvertently stall out their transition for fear of being visibly trans

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

in the jermed strem. straight up "peepin it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say.  My horrits

shes a 10 but shes quirked up and goated with the keirtism

Toilet 80 People

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in the jermed strem. straight up "peepin it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say.  My horrits

getting ip banned from wikipedia after editing the list of chinese inventions page to add "picrew avatar maker"

my politics

sturgeon are so cool.,,

Six Seven.

I don't think people understand how bad the obesity epidemic in the US really is. To put things in perspective, the average American eats five hotdogs every minute.

Why the heck is every Stream Deck update 700MB+? You trigger events in other apps & display tiny labels on buttons. You don't need to be the size of Blender!

hey i don't have much time so listen closely. in 2026 we masturbate to race horses licking each other's armpits from some japanese gambling cellphone game. that's what we do in 2026. i wanted you to know so that you can be prepared. oh also on september 11 two thou

get creative, finish the image however you want in the replies

growing up on 2000s internet with a silent yet burning rage against emoticons then later starting to use ":)" or ":D" in a sarcastic shit-eating grin way and gradually using it more and more earnestly because you haven't yet realized you've been in your 30s for a while now

Got a rash on my Peenus.

Must go home & check lights

If you're going to interact with my posts, I prefer you do it like those gen xillenials do like "the sheer and utter WIT you put on display here astound me! Thanks for the laugh!"

the acceleration of the fascist project only accelerates the arrival of the revolution. i just hate it when people get hurt and they're hurting so many people :/ but one day we will dig ditches for these monsters one way or another