I would put a small bird in my mouth if they allowed me to

why does the oven say piss…

リブラちゃん

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Just heard about titties this is incredible news

being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire

the title screen of mario 64 only it's a big fat ass that you can tweak and stretch

Me: Oh yeah, what did cause that this time- Private Equity. The answer is always private equity.

Referring to "ChatGPT" as "Chat" is truly one of the most satanic things of modern tech. Chat used to refer to people, and now the term is being repurposed for machines.

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

HI if any of you get a friend Request on discord by this: THIS IS NOT ME!! Copypasted my VGen Bio 😭😭 I only have one discord Account and go by a completely different Name!

Most miserable guy alive: the shelter was doing Pom Puppy day and one seemed to really like me. I had him put down because ain’t no way I’m having a gay dog.

DDDD day 21: Quest giver

tf2 scout has both tboy and tgirl energy

that’s why we love you creeper you’re a real ass dude

"I'm creeping!" --Creeper

The fuck was I on making this

Don't be late!

ALERT ALL OOMFIES!!! I am visiting chicago in january!!!!!! i'll be there the 14th-21st!!!!!!!!! if you are a chicagoomf or adjacently a member of the greater illinois khanate and want to pull up, lmk!!!!!!!

transmasc elf pussy....

valve should let scout transition

google photos put together a little slideshow of pictures of flowersiI've taken this year and...

The shining star of losers everywhere

"look at the bird!"

This is the game I've been working on for half a year what do you guys think

Feixiao from #GenshinImpact !! I do requests sent to me on marshmallow sometimes, feel free to send one too: marshmallow-qa.com/j983uk0euu2n...

men walk this earth treating people awful as though they cannot be killed and eaten

I was showing one of the girls I'm seeing pics of me before I started doing my eyebrows and before she realised what she was saying she uttered the words "damn you looked like the first brick thrown at Stonewall" i wanted to hit her but i couldn't because i was laughing too hard

look at this shit dawg

it's so cool that my laptop is so slow that it takes ten whole seconds for youtube videos to pause

“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”

this one did numbers on tumblr but not twitter and I really love it/can still vividly picture what the music video for it looked like from the dream (fish eye lens, dutch angles, closeups and wideshots of eminem playing SNES mario in a dark room getting increasingly frustrated with sped-up footage)

i would fuck an f-14d

Happy Chrimble ⭐

GOOB MEOWNING ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY :3

i don't like remake culture and if this did happen it'd likely be bad, but man a remake of ace combat zero in 7's engine would be so fuckin peak

thinkin about girls shaped like mewtwo.,,

ITS FOGGY OUT HELL YEAG

Baroooo,,, 🥺🌨🐶

homemade zip gun that kills the angels of sadness in the palace of stained glass suffering you've been entombed in. the gun is actually a blowjob.

time for my favorite american holiday tradition, not knowing what the hell boxing day is about and refusing to learn

ITS FOGGY OUT HELL YEAG

thinkin about girls shaped like mewtwo.,,

anytime i talk to a young person these days i realize that millennials and older GenZ have the first-ever unique privilege of having a generation younger than them grow up with a wide-spread technology that does actually fry their brains. chatGPT is actually going to totally corrode society