they dont even make haunted video game cartridges that kill you if you play them anymore. shits all digital now

“My name is Hansen Frans. I was an Austrian bodybuilder who had it all. Good looks, a charming girlfriend, six-pack abs, and a partridge in a pear tree. But like all things, they came to an end. I'm fat now.”

“After he got fired, he proceeded to kill himself by jumping off a building. It seems that Mitchell is dead for now on, as the hire-ups at Fox realized his suicide.”

i misread this as "...in his basement for basement purposes" and i'm so sad it doesn't say that instead

“Mario is dead, and Takashi Izuka is keeping the mario team in his basement for torture purposes.”

“A broken, distorted voice shouted, "Hey, Jerk Monkey!" A glitched Bart started walking toward Millhouse.”

HOLD ON LET ME TRY THIS

“I just received an e-mail from that same guy. It says: ‘me know where u live ur ded im get u soon u wnt hide 4evur i culd bee behind u now watc ur step’ I have to be extremely careful now”

Game: Pokemon Mystery Version Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: chocomilk Uploaded on: April 20th, 2008

this post finally made me realise that there are 4 types of vgboxart submitters 1. guy who is just a massive fan of a game 2. guy who wants to make a dumb joke 3. guy who has an insane crossover/original idea that only makes sense to them 4. guy who is extremely fucking mad about something

"Third save file was from Super Mario Sunshine but renamed Super Bob Bloodshine"

Yeah man I fucking love Eraserhead

“YOU THOUGHT KOOPA WORKED ALONE?”

nearly year old test vid of the image software in action

“Being the penniless, contemptible youth that I am, I resolved to instead obtain a virtual copy gratis from somewhere amongst the multitude of pages within the World Wide Web.”

“MY computer switched on immediately and I was already terrified. The background was Yaoi on one side and Yuri on the other.”

OH GOD NO!

“Ever since then, I've been seeing Rosalina out of the corner of my eye. Right now I can see her walking up to the window.”

“The story goes like this in a small town there was a school with a girl name Bluntly but they call her Blunt for short”

"I was sure I had put in the right url but instead of being coolmath games it was EVIL math games"

smash bros if they had any fucking clue what they were doing while making sonic #ssbu

“‘You somehow lost your left kidney last night. We don't know how, though. Sorry, Mitch.’ my doctor told me.“

"Teletubbies is about the end of the world."

“What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Robbie Rotten, Robbie Rotten and to my surprise, Robbie Rotten!”

“The movie started, but the intro was in reverse. I said "Huh?" but then the actual thing started. Yoshi was laying across railroad tracks, and was waiting for the crossing bell to start. Mario: Yoshi, you don't have to do this. Yoshi: Yes I do! Ever since Luigi died I was in great agony!”

“Once again, I heard that goddamned laugh of that motherfucker. I looked back and saw fucking Jar Jar Binks, now hyper-realistic.”

“I went tu teh batroom to hied an tek a big nastee shet.”

“UPDATE: Wow, I can't believe it's been 8 years since I wrote this... So I've been enjoying my life as a woman - I just got gender reassignment surgery last week!”

I suppose!

“’Happy Birthday‘ everyone in the room says. Oh god, you think to yourself. You hate birthday parties, even your own.“

“I have powers beyond human. I'm not even 100 percent human. I am a mutant. 50 percent human, 50 percent Pokémon. I also have access to a powerful weapon known as the Keyblade.”

“Then Marisa then appeared out of nowhere and Master Sparked the man and shouted ’Fuck you, human!’.”

“After pressing start, I was given the two options: ”NEW GAME" "OPTIONS" This had infuriated me. I had saved my game when I turned it off, so why didn't I have the option, "CONTINUE"?”

"Hello, my name is Jesse Wulf. I am 13 years old. I live in the USA. I am dead."

“I saw the source of the screams. It was terrifying, horrible, inhuman. It was Patrick hammered into a stake almost like the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.”

“The character i hate the most, however, is Stewie Griffin. First of all, i don't like babies. Second of all, i don't like it when babies can talk.”

Attack on Beautiful Tits

"Okay. I'm gonna expect you to be really honest with me when you answer the question I'm about to ask. Do you know that one Nickelodeon cartoon from 1999? Y'know, that one Nickelodeon cartoon from 1999”

Game: Super Mario 128 Console: Nintendo Revolution Created by: J3pseN Uploaded on: March 19th, 2006

“ONCE UPON A TIME JEFF THE KILLER STUMBLED UPON A MAGIC LAMP. HE WISHED FOR WINGS SO HE COULD SWOOP DOWN ON PEOPLE. THE GENIE GAVE HIM A HUGE PAIR OF RAINBOW-COLORED SPARKLY WINGS ON HIS BUTT.”

"One Day When I Was Bored On Roblox I Wanted To Join It And Then Realized That My Friend Went Online So I Joined The Game With Him Which Was A HUGE Mistake Which Was Very Creepy BTW."

This is my dad!

”’Violet used Scary Face!’ She made a REALLY scary face and I felt like I got the wind knocked out of me. I passed out, but a few seconds before I could have sworn I saw the text: ‘Boo!’“

“2008, October 31st Jeffrey C. Hodek is visited by an evil entity dubbed Angus Grimville and compels Jeff to murder”

NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

“Now I believe my friend that Toad's body got taken over by Weegee. He is so FREAKING DEMENTED!”

Game: ESRB — The Game Console: Nintendo DS Created by: willo10 Uploaded on: July 19th, 2009