“Nothing could explain how a Pun-loving skeleton and his brother could ruin my life. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.”

Your regularly scheduled creepypasta quotes will now resume

never forget what they took from you

TOBY FOX PLEASE RELEASE THIS

“SpongeBob then ran out of his house carrying Sans Undertale on his back. I gasped in horror. Now, everything in this episode was fine before this, but this was where I drew the line. How the hell did Sans manage to light his bong UNDERWATER?”

villager that appears in new leaf but only if you hack your 3DS specifically at 4:11 PM

Why is this haunting?

“The last image showed Mew blasting Professor Juniper to smithereens with an aura sphere attack.”

“Yoshi said to me: You know I have 2 forms of punishments either hell or being eaten and turned to a egg by me that I throw against a wall. after that the person still lives but has to do it over and over till they feel extremly sorry and stop bothering me!”

“MONSTER KID 2 ATK 2 DEF Looks like free EXP.”

Say that again?

i know people are looking for the og jeff the killer image but they aren't ready for jeff the chiller #jeffthekiller #shitpost #fanart #creepypasta

“A random picture of the ‘hog popped up before ‘I AM GOD’ came on screen. Silly hedgehog, there’s only one of those, and you aren’t nearly as scary!”

“She was watching Spongebob Squarepants and watching the episode where Patrick calls Spongebob Spongeboob by mistake and she felt sad. She was sad over her giant breasts and the fact Patrick mentioned them.”

“Many of the scientists later committed suicide, and the findings were burned. Or, so they thought. A janitor took the findings, and burned false documents. 50 years later, he sold them on an evil website known as Ebay, which is how I came into possession of this story”

”’In the name of mucky nishickyno (I did not hear it clearly), bean, President Hartmann, and Gangnam Style, my ultimate move, LOUD YANKING!’ He screamed loudly, twerked ten times and clapped his buttocks, yelling ’Nerf this!’.”

still da best forever and always

"’MR. FROG! MAKE ME MY FUCKING DICTIONARY’ was all that came out of Mr. Websley's mouth.”

momo the bird lady

Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.

IT'S OVER... now that she has the Mystic Square™, she's UNSTOPPABLE!!

"Who the fuck are you? what the hell i'm I on this table?" "I'm the doctor Jeff and it seems that you have a case of killer and madness" "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

you mean like this

i've developed a new hobby and that is writing shitty fatal fury parody "lost/haunted game" creepypastas

hd-2d gaming

“Then I saw Flowey from Undertale on the DVD cover. I laughed so fucking hard because of how Flowey from fucking Undertale was on it.”

“You’ve no idea what you’ve created.”

virtuware day! 🎂

“Okay, so earlier today, I was watching a YouTube video about Sonic. And I came across a video called ’Eggman is the Great Mighty Poo’.”

“I was at my friends house, he was playing his XBOX 720, He greeted me once i opened the door, ’COME IN! come in!,‘ He said, ’We gota bag of cheeps and a Exbawx seevn tewlenty!,’ Him and his godamn speech, made me angry, I get angry easily, fuck.”

“I don't know why he would fight Happy, an inanimate clay puppet, unless he had some sort of mental condition.”

“SpongeBob began shooting the grill, the kitchen and outside of the Krusty Krab. The night came, and he killed a million of Bikini Bottomites.”

If this person watched a 125 minute movie 10,000 times, they would have watched it for about 52,083 days, or roughly 143 years, assuming they didn't take any breaks in between viewings.

“I've watched Black Adam 10000 times and it gets better everytime I see it. I've actually tried getting marriage certificates so I can legally marry my copy of the Black Adam DVD, but apparently that's ’illegal’, but I'll do it one day, just you wait.”

Say what you will about Squidward’s Self Sacrifice At least it’s honest

“I just want to start off by saying that if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There isn't one.”

“repeatly. I wake up;in my bed,my mom asks me ’Wanna go to McDonalds?’ I say ’Yes’. I go there,Ronald comes at me;his stomach is cut open.’Join me’ To be continued...

Godzilla vs Red ! This NES creepypasta freaked me out as a kid, so I had to draw it!

“Do not buy a used 3DS from Gamestop, it could be the Demon King.”

I'll be waiting.

“‘I am the spirit of Gunpei Yokoi. For the crimes Nintendo committed against me, I want revenge’. Not to be outdone by the satanic spirit of Yokoi-San, I charged into battle with my trusty katana...”

”’Thanks to you, I am free to destroy the world now that Mario and Luigi are dead and I have their power.’ I then saw Kamek fly away and I saw him destroy what looked like a pixelated version of Earth.”

One of these days they’ll announce Sonic.exe for Dead By Daylight Just gotta believe…