When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

“A few days later the news said that there was a website offering free Undertale before finding your location and sending a creepy hitman to kill you. Then I realised I forgot to take my meds and I was having a night terror.”

Going to use my moderately sized following to say: Please watch Raocow.

"’Hello! It seems that you have a great time playing with Super Mario aren't you?’ ’Nope. I think this game has glitch.‘"

“I was alone, toothless and screaming from the ordeal. A random and starving stray dog came across me, and bit and ate me, reducing me to just...bones. “

“We did the usual stuff, dodge ball, football, while Razor had two balls, and held them to his chest pretending they were his boobs. You know, the normal High School stuff.”

“This is an actual story. It didn't happen in reality, but rather, in a dream I had. In honesty, it isn't very important, or very interesting, but I felt like sharing it. If you don't believe my nightmare, that's perfectly understood.”

“Hell, I even played Jigglypuff in the Brawl games. I didn’t care if anyone else didn’t like her, I did.”

“Think of the worst people you can. No matter who you just named, I promise you, he is miles worse than that. I am, clearly, talking about Tung Tung Tung Sahur. That stupid fucking plank of nothing, who I want thrown into a woodchipper.”

“Rather than leaving immediately, Antonio Mansa, who was like far too many of San Francisco’s residents, barely literate, unskilled, and yet another typical product of the San Francisco public school system, got closer.”

"I froze with fear. This cartoon fox was talking... to me."

Feb. 6: Morshu gave birth. We named the newborn Morshtwo.

“Then Luigi Said ’I'M SORRY! MARIO!’ Then Luigi Died Then Blood Was Showed All over The Wall. Then it Showed. Who is Someone that You've Killed. Comment You're Answer! Then the Video Ends.”

Might actually make a small side acc for quotes from non-creepypasta fan wikis. There’s some Stuff.

“Changes Everything is underwater.”

Anything can be a creepypasta quote if you beliebe hard enough

“However, at an unknown point in time, the Goombas betrayed their mushroom brothers, and joined the militaristic Koopa Troop.”

“The Giant Walrus squeezed and stretched Pingu a few times, while laughing, causing Pingu to try run away.”

“April 1st, that terrible day.”

the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles

they dont even make haunted video game cartridges that kill you if you play them anymore. shits all digital now

“My name is Hansen Frans. I was an Austrian bodybuilder who had it all. Good looks, a charming girlfriend, six-pack abs, and a partridge in a pear tree. But like all things, they came to an end. I'm fat now.”

“After he got fired, he proceeded to kill himself by jumping off a building. It seems that Mitchell is dead for now on, as the hire-ups at Fox realized his suicide.”

i misread this as "...in his basement for basement purposes" and i'm so sad it doesn't say that instead

“Mario is dead, and Takashi Izuka is keeping the mario team in his basement for torture purposes.”

“A broken, distorted voice shouted, "Hey, Jerk Monkey!" A glitched Bart started walking toward Millhouse.”

HOLD ON LET ME TRY THIS

“I just received an e-mail from that same guy. It says: ‘me know where u live ur ded im get u soon u wnt hide 4evur i culd bee behind u now watc ur step’ I have to be extremely careful now”

Game: Pokemon Mystery Version Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: chocomilk Uploaded on: April 20th, 2008

this post finally made me realise that there are 4 types of vgboxart submitters 1. guy who is just a massive fan of a game 2. guy who wants to make a dumb joke 3. guy who has an insane crossover/original idea that only makes sense to them 4. guy who is extremely fucking mad about something

"Third save file was from Super Mario Sunshine but renamed Super Bob Bloodshine"

Yeah man I fucking love Eraserhead

“YOU THOUGHT KOOPA WORKED ALONE?”

nearly year old test vid of the image software in action

“Being the penniless, contemptible youth that I am, I resolved to instead obtain a virtual copy gratis from somewhere amongst the multitude of pages within the World Wide Web.”

“MY computer switched on immediately and I was already terrified. The background was Yaoi on one side and Yuri on the other.”

OH GOD NO!

“Ever since then, I've been seeing Rosalina out of the corner of my eye. Right now I can see her walking up to the window.”

“The story goes like this in a small town there was a school with a girl name Bluntly but they call her Blunt for short”

"I was sure I had put in the right url but instead of being coolmath games it was EVIL math games"

smash bros if they had any fucking clue what they were doing while making sonic #ssbu

“‘You somehow lost your left kidney last night. We don't know how, though. Sorry, Mitch.’ my doctor told me.“

"Teletubbies is about the end of the world."

“What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Robbie Rotten, Robbie Rotten and to my surprise, Robbie Rotten!”