“You can't even say ‘stop’ like you used to.”

“I played Super Mario Bros. and never got to the castle. So I never got to see Toad. My friend told me that Toad is the spawn of all evil.”

“I slept like a fucking baby. I was so happy”

“All the citizens are forced to work in a Meat Factory and when someone has ‘anti-revolutionary thoughts’, something known as the ‘Trouble Dingle’ begins playing until they have ended.”

When you lose a life in the game, someone loses their life in the real world too.

“Naturally the first one was Kyogre named DROWNED. Great, now I knew this was a hack. Next was a Groudon named BLOOD. The third one was a Rayquaza named DEATH.”

“One odd thing, however, was that I saw a statue of Slippy Toad from Starfox 64 in the center of the dining room, as well as a small model of an arwing.”

Game: Old Super Mario Bros Console: Nintendo DS Created by: Gracigloo Uploaded on: December 26th, 2008

“what followed was the worst sounds i have ever heard. CRACK SNAP CHOKE RIP SCHWELCH”

Duality

Me and my gf played the entire game in one sitting. Jackenstein was in it for 5 seconds 10/10

“‘Andy, I am sorry, but this is for your own good.’ Woody then summoned a pipe bomb and started it up to destroy the entirety of Andy's house.”

This is my announcement that the already sporadic posting of this account will become even more sporadic over the next few days for Deltarune Reasons.

“This is it. You only need to see her once. And you'll move on.”

“Content Warning: This creepypasta contains graphic scenes of death, dismemberment, and suicide. If you do not wish to see this, please turn back now.”

“I went left, and encountered Malon's feet.”

“I put the flash drive into my computer today, all that was on it was a text document named ‘Sorry.exe’.”

“‘Johnny Bravo: DECEASED’. I was quite blown away when I read that. Questions bubbled in my head, how did Johnny Bravo die?”

this is just that one lumpy touch short www.youtube.com/shorts/8qZiO...

“Luigi continued: ‘I only wish for vengeance. Tap the touch screen rapidly to bring me back to life!’ Personally, I thought this was very queer, sounding like something out of a Disney movie.”

“This isn't a silly ‘tea party’ story. It's a serious. Important. Message. I don't expect many of you to believe me.... So let's just start where it REALLY started. Not a ‘Dark stormy night owls hooting’ None of that bullcrap. So get ready. For my story.”

“Porky Pig was standing there, also looking angry, and he was holding a pistol in his hand”

“We were horrified and ran towards the chaos kings hamster wheel and he said ‘what the hell are you doing here’ sussie said ‘help my girlfriend is eating everyone’”

“the screen was black except for the menu options and the title: "EoSD: WELCOME TO HELL!", at this point I started to become nauseous and sweaty and uncomfortable and scared and I felt like I was going to throw up”

Fun Fact: In Touhou Koumakyou ~ The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Hong Meiling is... huh? Why's she in HD now?

In celebration of Bluesky’s new image limit.

“Hellur there I'm Jenna. Call me Jen and I will kill you with my bare hands.”

“The fourth one is just audio of Tupac getting into an argument with the pizza delivery guy. Tupac: Motherfucker why do I gotta pay $6.66 dollars for some mark ass pizza. Out of anger, he shot the man. The fifth was audio of Tupac sacrificing the pizza delivery guy to the Illuminati.”

“I will continue adding onto this page as I feel like it please don't delete it admins I must admit this is not a creepy pasta this is real I am telling you this to warn you who knows maybe the admins will be his next target”

I did this with Link

“I watched the copulation which conceived you and I screamed in horror.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. YOU. ALL OF YOU SHAME. SHAMESHAMESHAMESHAMESHAMESHAMESHAMESHAME”

YOU'RE CRAZY.

“Whenever you enter a church or holy building, you may experience: nausea, grogginess, drowsiness, weakening limbs, or dizziness. Becoming extremely bored or disinterested in what’s partaking around you is also very common.”

“She then said the following names, ‘Bert Hugo. June Henry. George Bill. Ben Dreg. Fred Ruby. Debra Mullingar. Kyle Johnson. Josh Fresher.’ The last two was my brother's ‘Henry Zackary Grant’ and the name that was written on the note and the save file ‘Crinson Joelle.’”

“I don't like rap so I instictively pressed the button to skip the DK rap when the DK rap started up. However, in its place was DEATH METAL”

“My skin turned black, my eyes turned all blue and my hands were all of a sudden holding sharp swords. I jumped back into the room and said in a morbid voice ‘I... AM... LEON CLOCKWORK’”

“I am now studying to be a lawyer. Goodbye gaming, forever.”

“My only regret is that I never finished my project. Reader, whoever you are, I will to you my work. My apartment is on 874 webihghcgjbkhghssfcfhjchv”

“The Society of Untainted Elevator Repairmen. The last line of defense between hell and earth.”

“Then the maintenance guy hung up on me and I was dealing with some pain for my whole body being circumcised, so this was a very bad day for me.”

“The milkman. Don't you fucking laugh or roll your eyes at me. I'm dead serious.”

“Seeing Shinji suffering is like seeing myself suffer, because at one point in time I was almost exactly like him, especially back in 10th grade”

“Ah, Yoshi's island. On of the best (my opinion) Mario spinoffs. Fuck Mario parties, we are talking about baby Mario riding colorful Yoshis. What's not to love about it?”

“I got the job to be in a game titled ‘Sonic The hedgehog’, and I asked my boss why this animal, why this thing to Konck out that fat pumper Mario? And He said, ‘James, we at Sega want you to be an animal for the game mascot of our company,’”