”He explained that he got the game from one his friends at school that was a satanist and put some kind of curse on the game.”

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“He looked inquiringly at his six-and-a-half-year-old son fidgeting impatiently before him. ’Is there more?‘ ’I kinda ran of story stuff,’ the curl-haired ginger munchkin replied, shuffling his small feet worriedly.”

“Since as baby metal gear solid has been my favorite game of all time and still is, not once has this ever change, or it ever will.”

“Most will say that it's fake, but they are wrong. The Minhocao is really a being sent from Hell to destroy humanity.”

“This reality in which we live is an unforgiving hole of despair and depression, we can startle ourselves into a fantasy of emotion...but how long does that really last?”

“that laugh... its... maniacal... deviating... treachorous, that type of laugh. About on week later it started happening... NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!”

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“then Fox started to cry. I plugged in my "Hey You Pikachu" mic asking Fox what I have done.”

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Happy Halloween

“I noticed that the patches of missing stars were letters that spelled "kill". I saved the file, then outlined the missing stars and saved another picture.”

“Halloween music has replaced the Ghostbusters theme, all the buildings are flashing and, what's worse, all of them are being non-stop stomped by a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.”

“ONE DAY EVERY FIREFIGHTER IN THE WORLD DISAPPEARED. WHERE DID THEY GO? NOBODY KNOWS!”

“Ever since I began giving out these candies, which has been for well over 3 years now, no one has accused me (yet) of their children waking up the next morning, vomiting and sweating until they either drop dead or take a visit to the hospital.”

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“I used that 20 dollars to buy a working legal official PAL version of Luigi's Mansion. :) No wierdness yet :) I told my story to Nintendo :) They hung up on me. :(“

"I paused the game, and quit, because I didn't want to reenact World War II in a Pilotwings game"

“I found an odd .txt file I had never seen before called "pingu.txt". I opened it. It was an ASCII of Pingu's mother dead”

“I am not expecting anyone to believe me when it comes to this story; but hear me out. Here is a link to Max and Ruby's Wiki for anyone doesn't know what it is.“

"there's a reason you don't see too many people running around with lucky hands.”

“THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT? I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!”

“I found them all lying in the bathtub, dead, with the words spelled out in blood, ’WE DON'T NEED THIS’. I was truly upset”

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Unkikie! (! )

“I could see MY reflection in the eyes. MY OWN REFLECTION IN THE REAL EYES OF A CARTOON! Just as I was about to scream the screen went black again and my Mum and sister walked into the room.”

“Needless to say, I haven't been back to the God Toilet bathroom. My bladder isn't feeling so shy anymore.”

Creepypasta: Super Mario 64

“One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said ‘Bread.’”

“Cartman tells Butters that he will now bully him. It then shows Cartman smashing Butters in the face with a fire extinguisher.”

“Shock is a word that gets a lot of use in daily conversation, but it is the most appropriate word for Jeff's reaction to seeing a Japanese anime interpretation of his dead spouse in an adult puzzle dating simulator.”

“I should have never let him see that Crazy Frog commercial.”

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“Eventually, the thinking grew tiresome. I didn't want to think”

Creepypasta: It's Watching

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“I'm sure of you have heard of Fred Figglehorn, the boy with a high pitched voice that not many people seem to like.”

“the screen cut to Bill Nye. He said ’Hello Everyone. Today we are going to learn about explosions!‘ He revealed a large can behind him. He first took a bottle of vinegar, and put some oil in. He then lit it with a match.”

“I went to play Majora's Mask on my Wii. I loaded it up, but when I went into my file, an error popped up saying, ’Due to Ganondorf destroying Hyrule, and Link dying, the events of this game never happened. The game will be deleted from your system.’”

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“Jumping with ape-like agility, they ate the two innocent people alive.”

“I still watch My Little Pony, I don't know why but is entertaining. But I constantly suffer nightmares after I see Pinkie Pie, because I remember the horror I lived that night, when I killed, a very good friend.”

Creepypasta: Kanye West Sues Mcdonald's

“She is known to get everyone she sees and chases after because she has fast speed (fast as a Leporad) so you won't be able to escape her.”

kuchisake-onna (the slit-mouthed woman)

“To my shock, all that was airing at that time was an old Looney Tunes short, nothing more, nothing less. I hysterically sobbed and moaned”