“I do not own Phoenix Wright or any of the characters. Phoenix Wright belongs to Capcom. You… belong to Phoenix Wright.”

3 am, tuesday

“Santa doesn't care if you're naughty or nice. He just wants to eat your soul.”

“Suddenly, I saw Yoshi running away from something. He hid behind a rock.”

we regret to inform the public that Six-Face Sal has passed away.... they will be missed

“a lone police car stops beside them and gets out of the car.”

”I was appalled and disgusted, but I wanted to keep going on, so I pressed A to start.”

“Then a Mega Man popped out of the TV and began attacking me. He used all of his weapons which failed then shot me with his lemon gun. The last thing before I died was of Mega Man sipping a can of 7-Up.”

Game: Blangel the Angel Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: CrocStar764 Uploaded on: February 16th, 2011

Thread is a key figure in the LGBTQ+ community

Creepypasta: Smiling Friends: Too Happy

“My depression got worse and as a result I only spent even more time on image boards. My sense of 'humor' got darker. I could only get cheered up by terrible trolls and raids.”

“The copyright notice at the end said: THE SIMPSONS EPISODE DVL666 COPYRIGHT © 666 TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX FILM CORPORATION This was incredibly odd, seeing as the show began in 1990.”

Holy shit guy man?

I particularly like the bottom panel because it reminds me of those fake football compilation thumbnails

“‘Mario HATES when I'm used in ANY of our games.He killed me. I'm unplayable on all of your Mario-revolved games.’ Sure enough, I booted up Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Luigi was replaced with a skull.”

Game: Dr. Garfield Console: Nintendo Entertainment System Created by: hinson0 Uploaded on: April 15th, 2022 www.deviantart.com/hinson0/art/...

I’m just imagining Kevin James painted green standing next to a digitally edited to be slightly shorter Kevin James painted green

We asked Kevin James on voicing in the Mario Move: They had this to say: 'when they showed me a picture of Cork and Cask i knew that this was just a really poor casting choice.'

"It insta-killed my character.Thats when i knew something was wrong. So i shut the game off i noticed it was 12:30 And i though 'Oh S*** I Have To Go Bed! My Mom Is Gonna Kill Me'"

“one day i was playing megaman 2 then bubbleman showed up. ’NEYH’ he said, then megaman exploded into HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD then he came out of the TV then yellow devil and then i died. the end.”

dieing mii

“Gutsman then got angry, stomped, then slammed me with a boulder from the ceiling. Elecman shot a bolt of lightning at me, Bombman threw a bomb at me, and Fireman shot me with a flame blast. I died instantly, not surprisingly”

I what?

“Congratulations! You've found The ’Guy‘ Man! Collect them all: ✅ The ’Guy‘ Man You did it! Well done!”

“After 5 Seconds Sonic died, and it gave a Game over, then I heared... Eggman's laugh? That was still funny. But I was a bit scared.”

“Then Goombella's attack started. She didn't do anything, but I couldn't do anything. Then she put on a spiky helmet and jumped on me 10 times, killing me.”

THE SLIT-MOUTHED WOMAN

i'm sorry i just hate Mini Peach. i just do. wanna know why? it's cuz they're cringe. THERE i said it!

“There was an episode of Sonic x that I hated named "Girls jungle trap", which was episode 58. I hated that episode ALOT, because Amy, Cream, and Cosmo are kidnapped in a fucking jungle”

Godzilla NES Creepypasta by CosbyDaf (2011) #godzilla

Super Kong is unlabled

“INVESTIGATOR #1. He killed millions of kids? Nobody can do that all in one night! Maybe santa did. INVESTIGATOR #2. You're probably right. I smell a trial somewhere, Bob. THE CONCLUSION: Santa had killed the kids.”

made fanart of this story

same story to give us this lovely line

NEWS: Trunkle will be getting an anime adaptation next fall.

Game: Pikmin 2: The Bad Ending Continues Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: Dario Uploaded on: November 29th, 2008

“After the battle, Elm took a step back and said, ‘I lost. It's over. It's all over! I WANT TO END THIS POINTLESS GAME RIGHT NOW!‘ and ran out of the lab. After a few seconds, a text box said, ’You hear a loud bang in the distance!’”

Gonna post a reading of the source because this is genuinely one of the most unhinged “pastas” ever. youtube.com/watch?v=TONI...

Today's Character is Glamdozer!

“What terrified me most was what I looked at below: Ramses Ⅱ, Genghis Khan, Queen Jezebel, Herod the Great, Herod Antipas, Caiaphas, Judas Iscariot, Emperor Nero of Rome, Napoleon Bonaparte, Martin Luther, John Calvin, Henry Ⅷ, Elizabeth Ⅰ, Joseph Smith, Anton LaVey, Axis dictators and-“

Now would be a fitting time to say if you are the author of a story I quote and would like it removed, feel free to DM me and it will be done.

Sorry for the tonal 180. I have deleted the Maria’s Revenge post for two reasons: One, at the time I had only skimmed the pasta to look at the funny pictures and was unaware of the more disturbing aspects of it. And two, I have since learned the pasta was based on the author’s life experiences.

“Hello. Scroll down to see boobs.”

“Further.”

“You probably thought you would see boobs, or read about boobs on this page. Well, you thought wrong.”

“Why? Because fuck you, that's why.”

"CES 1991 Mega Man isn't real. He can't hurt you!" CES 1991 Mega Man: