“Negative zone is Luigi forcing other characters to endure glitches and he’s only getting better. How much longer until Luigi graduates from glitch to full virus? And how much choice did Nintendo have when they named 2013, ’Year of Luigi?’”

And easy way to farm quotes is to search Creepypasta wiki for boob and be amazed at the contexts in which they can come up

immensely autistic 30-something successdaughter after her wife’s boobs grow in after starting HRT:

“My earthworm collection is looking pretty good, I named each and every one of them and memorized the entire map of the world and the types of worms that live in different places... Heh.. My wife has boobies... Heheh... Boobs..”

“Frog,” cried Toad, “can you do tricks like this?” “No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.

“One day, near the end of our brainstorming sessions, Lauer cleared his voice and stood up. We all fell silent and looked at him like we normally would. He stood up, and said, ‘Gentlemen and females, I have an idea.’”

Writing class is funny because we have to come up with ominous taglines for mundane activities, and it comes off like this

Sadako face reveal

“I WENT TO MY HOUSE ACCEPT IT WASN'T MINE IT WAS A MURDERERS I WAS KILT AND NOW I'M DED BUT I'VE BEEN DED FOR 20 YEARS BOO!!!!”

“David Bowie erupts from the covers, tossing your dead wife's skin aside like one of his famous stage costumes. ’DAVID MOTHERFUCKING BOWIE!’ you and your daughter scream in unison. ’This ain't rock n' roll... This is GENOCIDE!’ he screams, materializing a flaming guitar out of the ether”

TL;DR EAT SHIT ██████ *MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*

“I looked at my hands, and they were more feminine. When I realized what had happened, I discovered I had switched bodies with Sakuya”

“‘Who the hell cares about them? You certainly shouldn’t; you deserve better than that. They can get shot in an alley at this point, I’m just happy I get to move on.’ There was a bit of a pause before Garret broke the silence yet again. ‘Do you…wanna watch Rupaul when we get home?’”

"Then I saw a light in the distance. It was a big, yellow ’M’ in the sky. A McDonald's. Of course. I limped toward it."

“a line of dialogue by ’GLaDOS‘ in the subtitles at the bottom of the screen caught my attention. ’Unbelievable’ the text began as normal, but when the voice said ’You, (subject name here), must be the pride of, (subject hometown here)!’, the subtitles actually showed my full name and my location.“

Ready for round 2

“Burnt Luigi: You live at [*********]. Me: ._.”

“I told him there porn of a bug in hollow knight and In his shocked state, he asked to see it. Sensing the value of the humour in this situation I began to search up "hollow knight white lady r34" now this is where the fuck up starts.”

“Hello. If you're reading this, it's probably already too late. My life is in mortal danger, and if you've come across this, you probably are as well. I used to be a fan of a web series on YouTube that you might be familiar with, called Epic Rap Battles of History.”

The resemblance is striking

Recreated an image I saw in a dream where there was another 1990's edutainment Mario game called "Mario's Dark Nursery Rhymes" for some reason and its title screen looked like this

there's a rumor going around that Beanstalk is fat and ugly and really really stupid. I am here debunk these claims, it's not true

“Alexandra Night. Yep, that's my name. I'm thirteen years old, and a big fan of creepy pastas. CreepyPasta dot com is my favorite website to go to. I like to go there and read different stories. My favorite is Jeff the Killer. He's really cool.”

”’ouch daddy a bee stung me‘ said a girl and the dad patted her on head ‘it alright bees just want friends’ said the dad but it was too late because she was a bee hive and die”

“the intro cutsene was kiryu performing satanic rituals, before looking straight at me and teling me to kill myself. then kiryu walkd out of his house before removing his pants and pissing so hard that he shot up 2km into the sky.”

“Simon Belmont thrws holy water at ground. Ground stays, so Simons Belmont walk. Simon Belmont thrower more holy water but go through. Simon Belmont jumpes over. Simon Belmont whipped the wall, destroyed brik and ate pork chop. Dracula came.”

BONESTROULE GENOCIDE THEME

“What followed was Satan himself and Lightning McQueen competing in a rap battle. Weird since I thought Satan could just play a mean fiddle, I guess he got with the times.”

“As soon as I turned off the system, the blood came into the room and blooded me until I bled out blood from my bloody blood. I blooded so hard, but no bloods came to blood my blood. I blooded there until my blood blooded the blood blood as blood blooded her blood and blood blood blood the end”

“You wouldn't want to end up dying by your own genitalia now, would you? That would be a terrible way to die. Trust me, I know.”

"i was a fan of spognebob,until i saw a weird episodie,it is called ’evil spognebob’"

”’Aren't you going to ask why I'm so happy.’ ‘Why are you so happy?’ ‘Because I get something that you could never have.’ ‘What, boobs?’ ‘No.’”

“After I got home on the last day of school, my cousin, Thrasher (I am not going to give out our real names, so I am using the names we agreed on if something like this ever happened to one or both of us), called me downstairs to the basement. ’Yo, Snipes,‘ he said.”

Creepypasta: Devil May Cry: Dante's Revenge

“I often browse through /r/gonewild. I like girls in addition to liking guys.”

“i went back to bed and went back to sleep with woody but when i woke up woody was gone so i went to tell my mom but SHE WAS DEAD SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND CALLED THE POLICE”

“I(Ryan) have got pokemon leaf green off eBay but a game called "pokemon dead green"came instade. the starters were gastly, ghost, and dusk skull, my favrote pokemon.”

“I was looking on eBay for the game Rhythm Heaven Fever, known over here in Britain as Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, a mouthful of a name that I stubbornly refuse to address the game by.”

“’I'm always going to look like a hobbit’ he said to himself, ’I may as well live out in the forest in a little hut.’“

“Each guardian is named after the emotions they were born from. Kito – Prayer Aishu – Sorrow Gekido – Rage Kirai – Hatred Kofuku – Happiness Kyofu – Fear Yukubo – Desire”

“The text box read, ’This is your fault! You did this to him! Now I'll complete the Death Rally with one last kill!’ He trained his Super Scope at me then finished, ’You!‘ I reached for my Super Scope, but was to late then heard a gunshot.”

“Yet the next thing we see is the building he's in explode. Everyone dies. The credits roll, and I took out that DVD put holy water on to, broke it. And burnt it in the fire place.”

Kolorado's Father has officially came out as lesbian!

“On the last couple of pages of the journal, there is nothing but the Japanese symbols for ’Yami Inugami’. When translated, these words are ’Dark Dog God’.”