Game: Bario Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: Kerpz Uploaded on: December 25th, 2009

“Yancy is a hight school boy with Assburger. He knows how to handle it but the schools assholes had to rud it in his face. Hes not fat for gay is is an handsome man with medlum ginger hair and ocean blue eyes. Every day was pain at school.”

“We all know the most popular Green Dinosaur Yoshi and how he's Mario's pal and all but do you know what Yoshi is based off? Yoshi is based off a dog”

“I examined the disc because it may be broken and I accidentally dropped it. Strangely, it flew like a frisbee to John and decapitated him.”

“I saw my wife with my kids. Bang. Bang. Pow. Ka-bang. All were dead.”

“The title screen started up normally. Only one problem. IT WAS ALL IN JAPENESE! I was so pissed that I nearly bashed my game controller with a nearby hammer.”

“Looking over at the Dining Table, there was my bowl of cereal, half eaten as it was that morning. 'What the fuck' I literally exclaimed! Where was my family, what the hell is going on?”

oh poor thang

“I used Snatch and saw that after the animation has taken place, the text read: ‘Treecko has taken Torchic's Legs’”

“It's eyes were thin vertical lines, stretching from the top of the mouth to the top of the forehead, like the eyes of the stick people from the Henry Stickmin Collection, except they emitted a white light from them like Herobrine from Minecraft.”

“It went out like how the original did, with Link stretching and commenting about how boring it was around the castle. King Harkinian tells Link that this peace and quiet is ‘what all true warriors strive for,’ to which Link responds saying that he wonders what Ganon is planning.”

“When I opened my door, a raccoon ran out, hissed at me, and my Wii was knocked over and a new game was left there.”

“The begin Hi my name is John I am a sailor.”

“I pressed C-right on the controller to ask Peppy for help, but all he could say was to ‘DO A BARREL ROLL’. I trusted him, so I jumped off the bed and rolled around on the floor”

“After I pressed start, that same Kiddy Kong with red eyes and blood all over appeared and said,’You will never forget about me. You will remember my name till the end of time, or I will find you, and I will kill you’. I now fear for my life.”

Game: The Orange Fox Console: Xbox 360 Created by: a-beast-of-art Uploaded on: July 25th, 2008

“the title was a little differant from my memory, it said "STARFOX 6664" I was flabbergasted by what i have saw...”

This is from a Star Fox pasta btw

“That's when I woke up sitting up straight with a MP5 in my hand (I usually have that gun in my hand when I sleep, in case of something unexpected)”

"Everything hurts. I pray for a death that will never come. This is my punishment for all the sins I committed. There is no salvation, no second chances. My punishment is eternal and no one can hear me cry. For I am a Family Guy."

“I had accidently burned down my house, killed my dogs, and gotten lost in the forest. I didn't feel like trying to rebuild my house and find new dogs and all that, so I just decided to make a new world.”

“Do you know who I am? You probably don't, but I'm a Pokemon Beta Female Character. No, not Green, I'm the beta character for Pokemon Crystal.”

“I had enough and turned off my PS3. I searched ‘Skyrim mannequins’ on the Internet and this is what I found: There used to be a video here, but it appears to have been deleted.”

“the devil stuck his hand out of my screen and said,’your soul is mine’. then he started to suck my soul once he finished my power went out and i well lets just say i am a ginger without the red hair.”

I kinda felt like drawing 2011x cuz of this pic

“Instead of the caption next to Robotnik saying ’Can I kick it?’ it said ’Can I kill it?’ which kind of baffled me.”

“An infomercial plays for penis enlargement. Get penis enlargements. Get penis enlargements. Get penis enlargements. Enlarge your penis today. He can only sit there, the thought of penises now on his mind“

i do not do this i only gives free dog games

Game: Playstation All Stars Battle Royale Console: PlayStation 3 Created by: Emanresu Uploaded on: May 30th, 2012

"’So did you get Smash Bros?’ I asked my friend, Owen. He paused to take a drag on a cigarette before answering, ‘I got Tomodachi Life.’"

“I am a Reddit user who uses Reddit as much as everyone else is. I am like the only girl I know who actually uses Reddit. No other girl I know uses Reddit because apparently, it is all for men. I don’t agree with them, however.”

Too long to post as a text post but this needed to be posted in full.

SEX*LIFE virtual 3

“’Cock...‘ He muttered. ‘What?’ ‘Not dick...‘ He pointed to his mask, ‘Cock.’”

”I clutched my Brian Griffin plush”

Game: (Deathnote)Yagami Light: Kira: Justice for all Console: Nintendo DS Created by: baluvxaluv Uploaded on: May 25th, 2009

“The bizarre Mr. Pecker was shown wandering into a supermarket. ’I am fucking insane.’ Woody Woodpecker smiled.”

“so one day i was playing manicraft with my friends dj gaylord stoneos and chuck chuch was named after the yeollow character from the popular horror game ’angry birds’ because his head was shapped like a triangle after being cursed after findign heroin brian (famous minecraft legend)”

“SCP-9951 is a difficulty setting found within Touhou Fuminkyou ~ Echoes of Insomnia (不眠響), a 2018 fan-made video game based on the larger Touhou Project series.”

“I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is Mario sex game.”