Let’s get some fucking pizza bro

More Links…

I heard Glutko making fun of your gay little hat a few hours ago, Link.

They were going to put me and all your favorite friends in that game as zombie ghoasts but then they PUSSED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND

Thinking about reawakening the undying light later

Fiiiiiyaaaaah Eeeembleeeeem, soooome, thing something Laaaaatiiiin

Bust a nut on that Skulltula to stun it! …What? Why is everyone laughing? You throw a Deku Nut and it busts and stuns enemies. I don’t know how—oh fuck did I really say that? Oh my God I’m so embarrassed. Pfft… hahaha! All of you are PERVERTS!!

Gwonam Ally Portfolio! Oh, good, another fucking kid. This one’s Aegiomon. He’s some kind of dog fusion homunculus. I’m pretty sure he has lightning powers, so go crazy. At least he shows old Gwonam a little respect sometimes.

Bury that pig fuck, Link!

Bro Link just ran up and did a flying dropkick on Ralsei

Mister Harkinian! Chef Kawasaki said sex!!

My word, that KK Slider chap is naked beneath his guitar!

Wii Fit Trainer had taken the bridge!

A group of 5 Moblins have taken Hyrule’s Dota 2 scene by storm with their masterful play and phenomenal racism

In Hyrule kobolds are the dog guys but in Koridai they’re lizards.

Not my mystical ass being cast as the supporting lead in the new crime drama series sweeping the blogosphere

1-800-R-U-LINKING

Glutko was last seen googling “BDSM for Protestants” on the Library public computer and crying

Excellent penis, King Harkinian, simply stunning

New Link can’t Triforce lol

Gwonam: So then I sent Link into the meat grinder and he actually went in! Total dumbass, right! So anyway his chunks start flying everywhere and— Therapist: I’ve fallen in love with you.

Oh damn Link just slugged Goronu in the gut and he threw up

An anthropomorphic lion boy has entered Koridai!

My flying carpet has become sentient and has started killing!

I’ve fucking HAD it with Ganon!!!

Yes my liege!

A Warcraft 3 Orc peon just showed up in Koridai and upgrading all of the facilities it’s wild

Digi Modify!

(On the phone) What the fuck do you mean that Link “specced into pyromancer.” I locked his skill tree.

You can't imagine the allies I am assembling...

Gwonam Ally Portfolio! This is everyone’s favorite friend, Klitoris!

Every man has his demons.

And then we TAKE Oogtar and THROW HIM OFF A BRIDGE!

I know there's a Cinnabon around here somewhere...

How the donuts be looking at you from inside the display

When ur watching Action League Now and Meltman has to melt despite being fully aware of the tremendous pain it causes him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My energy readings are off the charts! Get out of there, Link!

Help me, Link! I'm stuck in the Digital World! Rescue me before I get fucked up by a poop man, or a sexy lion man, or a squid!

Din when there’s fire:

Gwonam Item Closet! These are Bomb Arrows, also known as God’s Favorite War Crime! Aim carefully and enjoy as your enemies get turned into organ confetti!

I asked Gay Link for some fashion advice but he dresses The Fucking Same as the other Links so that was a bust

Oh shit I gotta go