I heard that they’re having grapple berries as a secret basket ingredient on next week’s Chopped

DID HE KNOW?!?!

I’ll handle Lupay, Link! Get to Ganon!

NO

King Harkinian can I PLEASE get a computer so I can play Diablo please please PLEASE!!!!!

Oh my God… he’s actually here…

*chases you*

*emits sparks*

Here, Link. Take a break.

I’m become I’m become I’m becoming The Judas in The Judas in my mind

(Gwonam spin kicks Lupay’s head off) HWATAH!

Donald Glover says he regrets getting the experimental surgery to talk exactly like Yoshi "Yoshi... :(" (Source: tinyurl.com/456a3fz6)

I was gonna give Harlequin the keys to the account for April Fools but he said he would just talk about “pregnant moose” the entire time so forget that

Gwonam’s Game Review! DRAGON QUEST 7 REMASTERED 5/10 (This is a good score btw) It goes without saying that this is undoubtedly a Dragon Quest game.

Gwonam’s Game Review! Here’s my review of every Mega Man game! Mega Man 1-11: Has a good amount of Mega Man, 4 stars Mega Man X (all of them): Has more Mega Man, 5 stars Mega Man Zero: Actually has no Mega Man, zero stars Mega Man Soccer: Made me scared.

Early reviews of The Faces of Evil were overwhelmingly positive. They even asked that Zero Punctuation guy to make an angry review, and he was so impressed that he didn’t even say any slurs in his review video!

Jinjo!

Why are your nipples so far down your chest

Mario’s special film can’t be bad… it’s Mario’s…

I sent him to the Void for trying to fuck the Lancer Alter standee at the con!

He just noticed the barnacle I placed above his reading desk!

Don’t touch that sword, Link, this guy’s fucked up

WHEN THE FAJITAS COME OUT SIZZLIN

Maybe I should teach you the noble art of Capoeira so you can have a better chance against Ganon!

People generally say this when they see Yoshi.

(Cowering in front of King Harkinian) Wh-what does taking my pants off have to do with Secret of Mana??

Never trust subpar hints. Only accept Gwonam’s Hints.

We’re never going to win the scavenger hunt at this rate!

Link I don’t have time to explain but King Harkinian is having a “Fiber Emergency” I need you to go to the store and get as many prunes as possible. Go. GO!!

Dr. Neo Cortex has been spotted in Koridai bitchin’ about and making a nuisance

Maybe I should fire my giant beam at Ganon.

Hey, Link, buddy, how about you take a Heidenreich Walk down to the Forest Temple and do something about it?

You would think that the Shadow Temple would be filled with shadows. But no. It’s full of handjob monsters.

FIRE TEMPLE = GIRL #GIRL

(Doctor Robotnik laughing) Link pissed in the Water Temple!

Try locating a [Gay Coin] to earn access to the Forest Temple!

Nerevar have you heard of this Ganon fellow?

Maybe Lupay is hiding in the Shadow Temple! Honestly, we should ban that temple as a hiding place for Hide & Seek at this point.

Welcome to the Horse Dimension! Every horse you’ve ever abused is now gonna take turns beating the shit out of you! Yaaaaaaaay!

Not feeling up to controlling the rocks today...

King Harkinian: Who the fuck ate all of my dinner before I even had a bite? Yoshi:

I’m receiving secret reports that they’re adding a ReDead to Tekken next year… stay tuned…

So basically his lyrical flow was so smooth and awesome that it enacted a mystical trance state in all those in person to hear it. Hope this helps.

Rage baiting my Fat Ganon pt 20

It would be an honor to fight by your side, WereGarurumon.

Duke Onkled Scrub Update (Scrupdate) 45%! He finally scraped out every inch of Lord Jabu Jabu!

Finished! Took a few Hours God Dayumn- Did it for the funni (I need to sleep)