Ganon and King Harkinian have started working together to create a new, better Hyrule. A Hyrule that loves. A Hyrule that laughs. A Hyrule that has a water park in it. Truly, a utopia.

(Vaguely Australian accent) Gwahnum ‘Ints

(On the phone with King Harkinian) Yeah I’m in Goofy 6, where are you? I’m looking right at the flying carpet. What do you mean “Do I have Link?” You were supposed to watch him!

Vergil: What was that thing we used to say? Dante & Vergil: DINNER!

Your next opponent shall be the dreadful naga!

Lupay’s weakness is the joy of a good book!

Let’s enlist the aid of our good friend Azelf in order to beat this dungeon!

King Harkinian has engaged in pitched battle with a herd of elephants!

King Harkinian has been BETRAYED and trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! What horrors await once he emerges…?

Everyone is saying this!

In a show of good faith, Ganon has donated two (2) Harlequins to us. King Harkinian has already put them to work designing this season’s next hit reality show.

He’s a punk-ass bitch that needs to be put in his place

Dateline: Onkled’s Downfall

THE BAGEL, DUMBASS

Link look outside Chrono Trigger is happening

I’m on a death fix I’m on MDKs I keep my high going I’m on MDKs

Gwonam Enemy Files! Think of a ReDead much like you would the band The Naked and Famous. During life, they were vibrant, unique, and had a theme song for the Winter Olympics. After the breakup (death), they became hollow, and only did breakup songs. Recover was an okay album though.

Most of the Koridians were worthless so it’s fine that they were turned into minions and monsters in theaters now 💰💰💰💰💰

Gasp! A secret passage hidden behind King Harkinian’s old newspaper collection!

Hey Link let’s start beating the shit out of each other for fun

(Checks out the enclosed instruction book) Oh okay

Waiter! More Hint Juice, please!

Stop adding crack ship info to my posts

DEATH TO THE FALSE IDOL

Crying and screaming and wailing because Link managed to solve a puzzle without ME

Something appears to be deeply wrong with this “Ganon” individual.

King Harkinian is blackout drunk right now throttling Duke Onkled and screaming “SCRUB THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!”

Say those three words and I’m yours… “Enclosed instruction book”

What do you mean you need the “gay monkey” to finish your Pokemon team? Be more specific! They got loads of gay monkeys in those games!

(Link starts hitting a button to jump instead of only when he runs towards an edge or cliff) King Harkinian, watching via scrying pool: What just happened? Gwonam, smiling: He’s beginning to believe.

Believe me when I say that I can make you grow or shrink with a flick of my wrist.

Ganon just loudly declared that he hates Wolf O’Donnell and I 100% believe it’s because Wolf is 🇮🇪

Ganon: I would never do anything wrong or evil. Gwonam: Why do I believe you

I do not know with what weapons Dinner Blaster 3 will be fought with, but I do know that Dinner Blaster 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!

Morshu only sells three things and yet he makes bank. It’s insane.

Highly Responsive to Pingas

There’s nothing more I’d rather do Than watch a YouTube Poop with you

Are you seriously asking me where the poop is? IT’S YOUTUBE, BITCH!!!!!

YouTube really is where the poop is, if you think about it

Captain Rescue YouTube Poop Doo dah Doo dah

Hyrule’s finest scouts are currently scouting the lands for the location of where the poop is!

If you observe this diagram here you’ll actually see that YouTube is where the Poop is (Luigi sounds)

Glutko just told me to have a “YTP Broly day” and I don’t know what that means

I was THERE when the sky had a Weegee. I held Mama Luigi’s HAND when he gave birth. I DESPAIRED when the Dinner Blaster returned. I’ve BEEN HERE.

“Calm down Morshu, we’re your friends!” “Shut up Link, I’ll kill you.”

(Watching Link kill Ganon) No! Stop! You’re hurting him!

Gwonam Enemy Files! An Armos Statue is any statue that has been animated by evil forces! Once summoned, they’ll stop at nothing to ensure your demise, Link! Here are some examples of statues that might kill you one day!

Morshu’s Best Day Ever!

Are you okay, Link?