Some of Caleb’s best passes, via Sunday Night Football on NBC

i need money!!!!! now!!!!!

hope my stitches are healed by the time i visit her so that i can pick her up and carry her around

it's a crime that she isn't more appreciated

hello bruhs and gruhs

bed clean and in dire need of a wife or two but i do have a pillow to hug so i guess we make do. sleepy. . .

my titties are so bouncular

bryan cranston is an insane casting pick for jordan petersons biopic

ALERT ALL OOMFIES!!! I am visiting chicago in january!!!!!! i'll be there the 14th-21st!!!!!!!!! if you are a chicagoomf or adjacently a member of the greater illinois khanate and want to pull up, lmk!!!!!!!

GOD I HATE HOW LITTLE SPACE I HAVE I NEED AN OFFICE PLEASE GOD PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

titties are fat ✅️ girlfriend loves me ✅️ i have a place to sleep✅️ the chicago bears are good at football ✅️ these are all the gifts i need.... #blessed

tomorrow i will clean and get work done and surely will not laze around all day and eat candy no ma'am not at all

thought my bidet broke for a second and i was filled with murderous rage

y'all ever just get hyperfixated on doing one thing with one person for a week or two?

would i have sexual relations with an f-16c? im not saying i wouldnt

ace combat 7 is a sexy fucking game

yes right here

new idea: give a mouse twink costume to bingus for christmas and make her get under the tree

no mouse twink under the christmas tree : (

ME AND @unclesheo.bsky.social AND @carfuckshulk.top IM IN THE MIDDLE

jade if she got added to genshin impact:

fuuuuck we got monday 3 days in a row next week

oh god he's mentioning that he does improv again 🙄

merry christmas everyone i got candy yay

i am ver y tires woasw

And Tiny Tim, who CANNOT be killed, still wanders the empty halls of immortality and weeps, for his being as a super-god is meaningless and rotting

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, instead suffered greatly at the hands of his tormentors. He pleads even still for the sweet embrace of death.

this is all it is idk the point of the site

milking men in the backwoods of arkansas and bringing their unvaccinated seed to new york city where i can get thousands of dollars per sperm

ace combat zero: the bingus war

i ALWAYS get carded and i basically blame estrogen for making me look so youthful

HELP MY MOM LEFT ME IN THE CAR AND THE AIR IS ON BUT THERES NO AMPHETAMINES TO EAT!!!

going to the homewife depot anyone need anything?

every man woman and mutant on this planet shall know the truth about deevolution

important

tummy upsetti need my intestines to get with the program already we aint got no gallbladder anymore!!!

the feminine urge to do all of your laundry at 12:30am

why did you transition, wrong answers only women's bathroom at home depot is a spotless paradise

i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here

she just wants to watch me play video games while she rants about fighter jets all day i love her

who keeps unfollowing me 😡

mhmmgfmh amphetamines

bundt cake goatse

just realized that i stick my tongue out in selfies a ton now because of @tgirl.fail

y'all ever feel like you forgot to so something important today right as you lay in bed

i just want you all to know that she was really proud of this post

does anyone want to buy me an industrial grade handheld xrf spectrometer 🥺