pov ur brain is entirely devoid of serotonin and ur posting the laziest bait imaginable just to feel something

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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

neovagina forensics involve matching the rifling on a dilator

yeah.......

Me: Oh boy, I’ll go on Grindr and see if there are any trans people 23 year old slightly hairy twinklike who calls himself “big daddy”: Sup Beautiful trans woman in her 40’s [1500 miles away]: Hey king 🥰 You into t4t? Guy with the username “Chungus”: [Picture of Wile E Coyote in shibari]

"atc can suck my dick, they don't know how to fly a plane!" -emilia

"that art you shared is fetish art!" I literally cannot express how little I gaf about that

points at the sky. And that ones called labia majora

SOUND HIS NUCLEAR PEANITS

My greatest nightmare is being one of the artists that accidentally draws the penis head on backwards and then everyone makes fun of me for it

"honey mommy and daddy are gonna see other people" mallow when its his turn:

Angela Big lady :0

They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it. Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.

why are you like this

UR WELCUM LEAKY GIRLS STICK TOGETHER :3

this is the dumbest thing i have ever done on bsky dot app

People ask me where I get warm milk like we don't have a microwave? Ignore the damp spots on my shirt I was washing my hands too vigorously

How it feels to talk about anything i'm interested in to someone

I think if i ever became king of the world I would ban all private equity and venture capitalists. This might cause problems, you'll say. Oh well, still banned. Those clowns ruin everything.

mom said it's my turn to beg for affirmation in the form of engagement bait :3

Tip for artists returning/arriving to Bluesky: hashtags actually work. You're not punished for using hashtags on here, and it makes it very easy to search for tagged posts on your own profile. You can even slap them in ALT text on artwork.

for the record, this is me agreeing with larry "pixy" foulke, a radical border abolitionist and deuteragonist of the game ace combat zero: the belkan war

pixy was right about borders

i think girls should fall in love with other girls tbh

she's got that angular pussy. that djent hole. that virtuostic mouth

Incredible comment I found on a video about styling overalls

Zenia is taking to calling Jersey Mike's "The New Jersey Michael's" and I need her to fucking stop before we say it in real life

i always encourage cumming unless it's hotter not to

For those who have just left twitter/X and are afraid for their financial security as they try to rebuild, I want to share my experience as it will hopefully provide a bit of comfort. Earlier this year I ran a Kickstarter. Bsky outperformed Twitter for backers by more than 3x.

The ribbon is blending with the pants and isn't attached to the bikini slip at all. A legit artist does not make simple mistakes like these, even beginners don't. Looks to be that they trace over AI and present is as their own work. This is extremely disappointing..

btw to any artists new here, u don't have to censor the word patreon

another one #punkittwinpeaks

do u think catgirls have barbed cocks?

CW Surgery/Eye Stuff I feel like Cyberpunk doesn't do a ton DIRECTLY with the body horror/oddity of cyberware and the way it tweaks human existence (except for Phantom Liberty which DOES) but this scene in always really worked for me. Especially the bit with the optics before they're IN.

nah you should definitely bully the puppy girls

"That's it, you're going in the kennel" I tell the puppy girl's weiner as I put a chastity cage on her

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME DOUBLE TRANNY'S ASS

#umamusume #ウマ娘

telling my nieces and nephew the scientist from control is vince gilligan

if your jaw doesnt hurt the next day, you could have fit more toes

hand it over, that thing, your ace combat 7: skies unknown

PIXY DID NOTHING WRONG

poopin

bush...,

The dude holds no power, he’s a world-class failson and dipshit, we all know he has dumb opinions and bad ideology and worse political instincts, there are 500000 guys just like him on social media, no one is forcing you to read and share and engage with his posts, but you are forcing me to see them

I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife