100 years ago today, Prince Naveen arrived in New Orleans.

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

can we get some food money? we're actually pretty hungry tbh Cashapp: $delriolu

me when there’s another failed “assassination attempt”

It's a real shame how the when the rich and powerful used to die in their halls of power, they bled out on persian carpets with the spoils of their hunt on the walls. Paintings and plunder adorned their deathbed of splendor.

it’s a chaotic situation here at Versailles but we’re hearing some chanting about bread prices?? I think it goes without saying that this is an attack on all of us

what are these new feelings i’m having

i literally do not care i didn’t even get my hopes up read “shots fired at WHCD” and was immediately bored

Unity is a great thing and a great slogan. But what the workers’ cause needs is the unity of Marxists, not unity between Marxists, and opponents and distorters of Marxism.

they’re already taking annoying and onerous steps despite shoplifting not really being a problem so like

kilt shop

My situation has been getting worse. I keep having to cash out early, borrow money, to pay for the previous week. I have a lot of bills to pay down, as well as a lot of work/personal needs before I can move out. If the fam finds out I'm trans, then I'm out. Venmo: @ZoeBlank Paypal: @ZoeBlank1

burritos mostly corn tortillas aren’t big enough or flexible enough to make burritos

guys i don’t think we’re very good at war-fighting

the thing is, I know from *lots* of conversations with mentors, hiring managers, etc, that I am exceptionally qualified for the positions I want. so logically I reckon I’m not getting interviews because that’s not *immediately* obvious to overworked recruiters

okay so i think my résumé was making it past ATS just fine but probably was too hard to read at a glance so now i’m trying to make it pretty so recruiters don’t toss it love capitalism

the secret is to carry more than one. like Blackbeard.

"Some may say that dyeing my hair brown is not the way to signal to the world an emotional transformation—that duty belongs to getting bangs. But I would contend that bangs are experiencing a renaissance and no longer signal surviving an emotional car crash."

does anybody have any questions about flintlocks for me

pickle you are a star ⭐️

tasty snack #1, tasty snack #2, mid snack #1

I need a miracle or two or I am doomed

One of my favorite YouTube channels b/c watching people shoot flintlocks is my ASMR of choice youtube.com/@folkfirearm...

The tent literally can't include us if a prerequisite to the mythological "moderate Republican" vote that the Democratic establishment chases is for us to not be in it. Queer people vote around 83% for Democrats & are more likely to vote overall.

Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!

Liberals keep listing "felon" and "mentally deficient" among the reasons why Trump is evil. Reminder that liberals value following laws and being "normal" more than anything. That why they rehabbed Bush and mtg

Rock-A-Doodle is anti-owl propaganda and a total turd to boot

Sticking your dick in a toaster will bolster your critical thinking skills.

Importantly: parasocial relationships run both ways. Yeah the boys and girls in your phone can be your friends and you can map out their personalities and their dating histories, or they can be your enemies and you can have a list in your head of every time they've wronged you personally.

it is always a duck’s fault for being a duck

oh no

*staring into the camera with the light behind my eyes entirely extinguished*

skip lacks whimsy i’m afraid

now that its been a while can i get another roundup of people who were mutuals with me on the other site. dont lie ill know. a bunch got unfollowed when i was early in this site and that demoralized me but now im gravitating back in this direction so i gotta herd the cats again

After a college student finally found a treatment that worked for his ulcerative colitis, UnitedHealthcare decided it wouldn’t pay for the costly drugs. His fight to get coverage exposed the insurer’s hidden procedures for rejecting claims. (Published Feb. 2023)

endorsed

the crux of me saying this is this: if you're in the imperial core and especially are white, you should not be finding excuses to justify not doing anything. yes you should rest and take care of your own needs, but as someone who was able to organize entire FNB chapters while homeless... u cant quit

Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious

so is this a boy who is hired specifically to provide cumrags, or is he to function as a cumrag, or is he a cumrag animated by The Blue Fairy who wishes to become a real boy someday?

Scammers are stealing homes from New Yorkers. We’re launching the Mayor’s Office of Deed Theft Prevention to defend vulnerable homeowners, and we are pausing the tax lien sale for the next six months as we review and fix a broken system.

hmmmmmmm

@realfollowers.bsky.social tell me the truth i’m ready to hear it

I wonder if the good people of Maine are familiar with the practice of sabotage as a means of direct action

i understand when libs block me but not someone like this i’m a perfect sweetie!

based on a true story

still actively obsessed w this

genocides happen out of love you see