need a curvy redhead with crazy boobs to slam me into the mattress

this mustache is yet another canadian war crime

Alberta, Alberta Where you been so long? (2x) Ain't had no loving Since you've been gone Alberta, Alberta Where'd you stay last night? (2x) Come home this morning Clothes don't fit you right Alberta, Alberta Girl, you're on my mind (2x) Ain't had no loving Such a great long time

It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight

ended up draining our checking account to pay this, which means the car is safe (for now). what that also means is we have no money at all for the next 2 weeks. so meds, toilet paper, shampoo, all those small purchases daily life requires, can’t buy any of that.

I have a big aversion to the magic of New York stuff and find a lot of it annoying but seeing the delightful weirdos of the city absolutely feeling so alive does reluctantly make me believe it is a very special place

humans have known how to construct a shoulder seam for thousands of years, but with AI, we are unlocking untold new ways to fuck it up

MS-DOS oldheads nodding in agreement

yay my favorite wild fruit, the mayapple :) tastes like lemony pineapple. smells like starburst candy. #foraging #wildfood

leftists fucking WARNED you all about the abundance bros!

trepanning your scrotum

the capitalism understander has logged on

Currently seeking mutual aid to get my car back if at all possible. CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox

my vagina, b word

「E.T. phone home.」 ETちゃんと一緒に星へ帰りますっ☆

i am but it’s monopoly money

basically every bill i have is now on some kind of payment arrangement with the first payment due in about 2-3 weeks. i will not have the money by then either lol. this is what the end of the road looks like.

spending my day applying to 25 jobs

i see we’re fighting about mamdani again today

i love it when FGB says something controversial yet brave

Italians mad about a “traditional” cuisine that was made up to drive tourism less than 100 years ago is so funny to me

owlspouse and i have had this conversation many times. we simply can’t fathom not liking each other?? how do people do it

keeping a catgirl around because my barn is overrun with ratgirls

Morning crew youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?...

The visible ruin is part of the healing

Shout out to that time mom took me shopping and I tried on a bikini and she was like “do you WANT your entire butt showing” and I was like “do you WANT grandkids” and she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the day but I was pregnant by autumn

im literally just eating olives bro it’s brinemaxxing bro you’re about to get tinyforkmogged bro

HEADS UP EVERYBODY. YouTube started doing this by default for everyone. I found the setting that turns this OFF (and hopefully it actually does). These are the instructions and this is what it looked like in my app where I just turned it off.

Dog Date

I showed this post to my husband and he immediately said “lotion for your viscera”

we’re so desperate for good news we've accepted the scaffolding as our wire mother

SKIPBOT NO

The coffee table lopes through the tight trees and verdant fields. It leans down to sip from a babbling brook. It gets taken down by a gang of servals. Nature is beautiful.

managed to get out of the house and help out at the food pantry sorted a lot of bread for distribution tomorrow bags: 151 english muffins 57 burger buns 23 hotdog buns 123 bagels 325 loaves of breads 10 cinnamon buns 56 sourdough loaves 12 boxes cookies 27 boxes donuts easily $4k in breads

im writing a campaign that involves a major story arc centered around a halfling woman who is a midwife for dragons and there are no dungeons involved as of yet

pixelated boat thinks guns are dangerous and stupid but he’s just jealous he’s not a galleon

Reminder Cybersmith isn't just some haha funny dipshit but a creep who's incapable of not sexually harassing every trans woman he encounters

what the fuck is adolf hitler what if there were twodolfs hitler

SO DO IT YOU SLIMY CLAYFACED WEASELFART

literally the only thing i’ve been able to do is post like i can’t form full sentences irl but text based is fine

i think over the past 48 hours my brain broke completely. i’m barely able to function. feels like the final mental guardrails i had in place keeping me going were demolished.

The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place

yeah sure if you completely ignore everything he says

Would you fucking wear this

musk gets to be a trillionaire based entirely on rancid vibes and i can barely keep the lights on

please tell me it’s all going to be okay