A love story, but it’s just us exchanging Resident Evil memes, videos and bits of lore we’ve discovered 😭

well, owls and rabbits *are* natural enemies

or each other

i love this entirely earnest and useful response to an otherwise perverse thread

amend the constitution to require that dismissed government employees announce their departures via 16 bars rapped over a BOSS Dr-55, filmed and uploaded to YouTube, TikTok, and Threads

FELT WORD MOOD

the ecoterrorism of the 70s did not go far enough

subskeeting is for pussies domskeeting is where its at, isnt that right you sniveling little piss concierge @francesmeh.reviews

When you discover the same woman who screwed you out of twenty grand did the exact same shit to several other people a few years ago so you decide to pivot from being resigned to destroying her life

oh i need to try these wow torontolife.com/food/makann-...

“Just remember, we’re not trapped in here with them. They’re trapped in here with us.”

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

take 5 minutes to scroll her profile and see if that doesn’t answer your question n00b

the song "on top of spaghetti" implies that, canonically spaghetti is a bottom

markwayne mullin is a bird legged hoe

this is how i find out 🎉

I’m one of the people sentona was interviewing to replace Stella, and I’m beyond grateful that she had the courage to come forward and save me and others from having the same grift pulled on them

There's no reason for Iran to attack NATO nation Turkey—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it. There's no reason for Iran to attack a UK base in Cyprus—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it. Now Azerbaijan has been attacked. Iran denies involvement. I think this is Israel.

if they wanted to play the “it’s not technically a war” card, why did they rename it the department of war?

I threw my phone in a pool In New Orleans Found the love of my life Again y'all knows what I means And I'll be back on the sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks Oh yeah

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social here’s an old meme i found for you

42 today

Anyways.

What’s your favourite Dinner Table story? My sister as a trainee midwife served us all beef tongue bourguignon one night and as we sat down, informed us she’d used the tongues to practice suturing vaginal tears because the texture is the same

Most important vouch you can get

if 10 million monkeys spent 10 million years playing with machine tools, they would invent the Sten gun

Sean is hobbit-coded fr

let me put this way: have you ever heard of jamelle bouie? stephen colbert? neil defrasse tyson? morons

@jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social WILL CRUCIFY THE INSINCERE TONIGHT as she initiates OPERATION SMASHING PUMPKIN against Iran's unofficial leader and my ex boyfriend DUMPYTOLLAH. Rumsfeld claims to have evidence that Dumpy is manufacturing nukes at the Al-Shea'Shed site north of Tehran.

i’ll simp for Raquel Welch idgaf

based China

@thefinancenewsletter.com suck my cloaca

#2 and it’s not even close

i’m already seeing folks like “hispanic folks abandoned black people so we will be staying home from anti-ice shit” in relation to jasmine crockett losing and…are y’all just not aware of the words that lady voluntarily said with her own mouth about hispanic folks???

Yesterday my youngest brother had a fainting spell and fell, fracturing his skull and getting a brain bleed.He is in hospital and healing but I think it might be a good idea for me to start getting funds together to go visit him and do what I can to help him recover. Please help if you can and share

"The prison is too well-organized. Have you considered a warehouse surrounded by alligators?"

Capitalists will tell you that freedom is being able to choose between 2 dozen brands of shitty frozen pizza but giving everyone frozen pizza and making sure they have an oven to cook it in is authoritarian somehow.

Good news from Appalachia specifically the town of Franklin in Western North Carolina the Noquosiyi mound has now been officially returned to our Cherokee kinfolk! It brings me a lot of pride and it fills me with hope as an Appalachian that this has happened. #LandBack

@stonerprincesss.edm.blue @diandelion.bsky.social @squeamysalami.likes.earth @strawbbjam.bsky.social @neapolitantoebeans.bsky.social Just fyi

i wish there was a way to temporarily kys

and the boots will stay there, buried in the mud

Crockett literally made the argument that the reason we need non-citizen immigrants was as a racialized underclass as an ersatz replacement for the institution of slavery. Like, if we want to talk racism, here's an actually explicit example of racism.

wow this is so @pixelthegnome.bsky.social coded

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Best Get-Laid Plan

Okie dokie everyone let's get another mutual aid thread going 💖 please put your mutual aid requests in the replies and make sure to share ! Let's help each other ☺️✨

ah so this is the fabled Cool Zone™ i’ve heard so much about

this probably explains why i have constant brain fog now

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”