Everybody knows that Rich Young Maidens are always being seduced by handsome stable boys. Well, I have solved this problem by hiring only burly peasant women to work in MY stables. My daughter shall remain chaste and pure! I am very clever.

Worrying about eating North African cuisine because of Hannibal’s destruction of the Roman legions at the Battle of Cannae

do you ever worry about me taking a huge shit in your hair?

this warms my heart

fuck Kamala and fuck the Democrats vote my asshole no matter who

my space opera has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men

this is my protest. 3 days, and only up to go.

officially no (yeah)

the mad scramble to try and fit every doctor’s appointment, every diagnostic test, every prescription refill in, before the health insurance disappears at the end of the month it’s almost mechanical at this point, i’ve done it so many times

"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.

I think what many people don’t realize is that Trump is a tabula rasa of sorts when it comes to right wing extremism. Yes he’s definitely a racist and, above all else, a capitalist, but the rest has to be pumped into him constantly to stay on track.

I say this a lot and people hate it but, like or not, Trump IS being elder-abused. He’s constantly surrounded by people compelling him to act on their specific agenda. Trump likes being in TV and feeling powerful. You can’t convince me the rest of this shit is his idea with Stephen Moller around

i want this in a feral way

I’m glad you no longer support Trump. But you have a lot of atonement to do and amends to make before you get to move on with your life.

“We’re going to cut fraud and abuse the right way.” “We’re going to unmask the ICE agents and rebuild trust in communities.” “We’re going to focus on intellectual diversity to return to our mission, to address tomorrow’s challenges” All of these are different spins on Trump consolidation.

if you read it for too long, Ozymandias becomes Ozymanoches. thank you for your attention to this matter!

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago

I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve been endorsed by Sunrise Movement! @sunrisemvmt.bsky.social A Green New Deal and aggressive climate action are essential for our future — I promise to fight for both when I’m in Congress and also on the campaign trail.

I'm against pardoning turkeys because it implies that we are eating them as a punishment for their crimes instead of our own

pathetic

fucking tired of NYC-centric media

I hate how friends or how I met your mother are so New York centric. You think I’ve ever had to worry about an umbrella because I have to walk in the rain? No, suck my dick. There’s not even sidewalks where I live eat my ass. There’s 30 million people who worry about this and no one else does.

How dare they. How dare they expect us to allow these brutal men in our streets. Primary every dem. I'm fucking furious.

you’re fucking stupid

bad take

whitest thing i’ve ever seen posted tbh

My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.

being a human is like being a cat who has to explain why you do anything to the most miserable motherfuckers of all time.

Are we not even making our own disinformation? What happened to American manufacturing?

What’s blood for, if not for shedding?

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Are there redneck-ass gas stations in Syria that sell tshirts that say “if you ain’t Muslim you ain’t Shiite”

sunday skircle yes. this is an accurate representation of the last 3-4 days as an account

I make each of my flower necklaces by casting real flowers in silver incl snowdrop & bluebells. I also hand-sculpt much-loved bird species to make wearable versions incl wrens & blackbirds 20% off my jewellery atm with code TINYOWL20 Cut off day for🌲orders is Tue 25 Nov: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...

My gran’s shrunken head collection may be cultural theft, but they work just fine, hung strategically in neighbourly border dispute situations, so yeah, fuck it.

incredibly smelly

lack of mashed potatoes in their lives

wilhelmscream.wav

30-50 Moral Hogs

that sticky substance? cum. scott bessent? cum. NATO fleet exercises? cum.

If you are one of the people with more advanced class consciousness in the United States and suddenly the masses are supporting social democrats- you know what you need to do? Push people further than that, agitate. Not mindlessly glaze those people. Come on. Grab the lib by the shoulders and push!

god i love hammerheads so so much

i love hot dog, that’s my brother (nodding off) he’s gonna be senator

owlet #2 has a running gag where they do the red panda thing at me when i walk through a door

Hi, I'm a slut Do what I want, I don’t give a fuck Post a titty, make a simp nut Proud bitch, I smile when I suck Hi, I'm a slut Do what I want I don’t give a fuck Doesn’t matter if your dick’s cut Always swallow, I heard it’s good luck #catholic #catholicmemes #pope #bless #christian #churchsky

I guess a part of me at one point in my life was hoping that if enough socialists won races that people would see how much better things could be and want even more thus ushering in communism. I really did not understand just how deep the rot of capitalism goes

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy