babe can you pour me a chocolate milk, yes the ass glass please

This creator, Scott, has a standard American accent. Except when he says 'March'. Then he has a Boston accent. Just for the word 'March'. Just that one single word. How does that happen? How do you have an accent for one word?

"Women need to be beaten for doing things I don't approve of. I'm not a wife beater though!" Yeah, probably because you don't have a wife.

Wow, this is so super helpful. Perhaps next time you just shut the fuck up.

This is eugenics.

I will make this clear. Autism is a neurotype, a simple phenotype of humanity. We have always been, and always will be, here. This dementia-raving, eugenic, Nazi bastard is talking about 21st century gas chambers. Try to eliminate me or my children, and I am not going quietly or alone.

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

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"Move to where the bears are!" I already live where the bears also live. Your bigotry is not novel.

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

so the Economist article isn't attributed an author. but someone in the replies of this 🧵 tipped me off that it was Jəsse Singal. & it turns out that it was, which in retrospect isn't surprising (as he's one of the ppl who would never answer this question):

I am so happy I will never be able to bend this meatsuit into the contortions these conservatives can.

My New Year's resolution. 😌

Drake is doing... Oktoberfest? Am I seeing things right?

"I know I'm not the biggest egg in the carton..."

Hmm... 😬

We could at least try it at this point.

Why didn't they take Jimmy Fallon?

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

My father keeps talking to no one about what I can only assume are his grievances against me. Except he keeps doing it while he is in the living room and I am in the bathroom and I can't hear what he is saying.

Erika Kirk has very clearly decided to make overt Christian nationalism pageantry the TPUSA brand pivot. The public has VERY limited taste for that and it would be very bad politics for the Trump II regime to marry itself to that too publicly. Gonna be interesting seeing how they navigate this

At this point you may as well be asking if the grass is green.

Welcome to my "always posting YouTube videos" era. I apologize, I didn't want to be here either.

Reading the article you’d never know that the gun range in question is operated by the Katy Police Dept.

I was just downstairs talking to my mom, and when she went upstairs my father asked what we were laughing about. I fear he is becoming paranoid, what a turntables.

The videos in this montage are so mundane; these are videos of everyday life. They show what has been taken from the Palestinians- everyday life.

It is fascinating that the woman who set up her tripod and the woman next to her moved can read the room. She has no trouble reading the room. She is not energy illiterate. Something went wrong and she has no room-reading comprehension. How odd.

Am I nuts or does this just not make sense? "...the @POTUS could not help by making itself about himself..." He could not help... by...? making itself...? about himself? Am I wrong? Did I miss something because I woke up at 5am?

Gods, this is so satisfying.

The White House posts a photo of President Trump and Elon Musk at Charlie Kirk’s memorial. The president and Elon haven’t been seen together for months since their falling out.

Get in losers, we’re grieving

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

This is so very dumb and misguided.

Timeline cleanse with unimpressed kitties!

I guess we're in the "post evidence of your crimes on the Internet" phase of whatever this is.

Um.

And it does kind of highlight that the HARRY POTTER adults could have dumped Rowling all along, definitely did know (given that the Disney adults already know, and that's a much larger group), and are simply choosing not to

He was nothing but a useful idiot.

I was listening to something the other day about the art heist at the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum. They said the frames remain in place as a reminder of the theft. This is not true. In her will, Isabella Stewart Gardner stipulated that NOTHING should be touched.

Watching these two discuss tumultuous and has it is pronounced is so fucking funny. Peak ADHD. I love it.

He's on MSNBC right now in front of my eyes talking about how Democrats are opposing honoring Kirk. When he voted for it. Sir. You're a whole liar.

Why does this look so... Janky?

If you can, please help Iris.

@jadeskarlettdragon.bsky.social This is the kind of nature I love.

When I was a teenager, my sisters and mother would come into my room at night to chat. Not to chat *with me*, but to chat amongst themselves. I was never included.

I already know this is not available in all states.

Same people who shrieked for 4 years about “weaponization of the DoJ”