Shut up, Mikey.

I have noticed an uptick in incorrigible curs for the past week and a half or so.

Kowloon...

Dear baby Jesus, I don't want to talk to my other ex. Please. That would be too many exes contacting me this month. It would literally double it and I shan't know peace because of my cats. Not my exes, MY CATS. I will be quietly sobbing in the corner if you need me.

I bought new hair cutting scissors several months ago, and they are amazing. I don't even know how I cut my fingers twice. They are really good scissors.

If you call yourself a Christian, watch this.

“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”

My abuser is telling his friend that I am harassing him, and that he needs to reiterate his ability and willingness to have me arrested. I would love to ask her what she wants him to arrest me for, but holy shit. Not the brightest bulbs.

This man is precious and I will fight anyone who does not agree. (Speaking about auras): "You guys would probably think it's blue purple" I love him.

OBSESSED with Mikayla popping her lips. New favorite thing. I need a video that is ONLY Mikayla popping her lips like that.

I grew up in the '90s and those brows are scaring me.

Underneath that blanket and that giant 20lb himbo is my pillow. Can you see the outline of the pillow and how he perfectly centered himself on the pillow using just one brain cell? What a magnificent beast.

If I write this thing. And my confidence is wobbly. I need to remember that I am a far better writer than Mary Renault, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and Emily Dickinson. Combined. (Arthur Miller gets a pass on this one. It is weird to read a play.)

I have to cut my own hair again and I am angry about it. Again.

I used to be a good pooper. A proper pooper. I would poop every morning one to two hours after waking. And I was in and out, washing my hands took longer than it did for me to poop. Now I can't poop in this house.

*banging pots together* YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAND IT TO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE

I am going to have so many packets of taco seasoning when I move out.

Kowloon Walled City

GIANT WARNING! CN for Colleen Ballinger and all the disgusting things she has done 5 minutes in, Angelina is talking about the specific word choice Colleen made and I know I am watching this video. I am aware that @shinery.bsky.social and Angelina are different people!

Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing

My new pain medication comes from a compounding pharmacy. It is a capsule. A completely naked capsule with no identifying markings. Ah, memories!

It's Saturday and it feels rude to say THIS MADE MY WEEK when we have only 10 hours of the week left. That's less than half a day. We are in next week territory. THIS MADE MY WEEK!

I was taking video of what possessions I put in the garage when my abuser came in and I unintentionally dove into some sort of lawn equipment. Then he comes back in two seconds later to ask me if I am finished in the garage. He needs to get back there! Back where my belongings are!

bro every aspect of online life has just become me trying to hide from clippy’s nosy ass. this is just 1999 all over again. i open any app or page and there he is, clippy’s ghost, in the form of AI or algorithms, spying on and meddling in my life choices

The fuck do you mean, Wisdom Kaye had two pieces from Miu Miu and they BROKE, and what happened with the replacements? THEY BROKE TOO. How can you give that man one piece that broke, LET ALONE TWO. TWICE.

Google, can my insomnia have jet lag?

My Abuser : She plays her music loud at 2am! Judge: Do you play your music loudly in the middle of the night? Me: Yeah, but how am I supposed to know when he is asleep? Judge: Well, most people are sleeping at that hour. Me: Not in that house.

About 20 minutes in, she starts talking about TROs and she needs to speak quieter, lest my abuser catch on.

Why the fuck does this Friday feel like a Monday.

If you don't want spoilers, don't read my comment immediately below this one.

welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles

HEY! HIS SPECIAL INTEREST IS THE MEDICATION I AM GOING TO TAKE TOMORROW MORNING!

Hmm. Interesting.

I was going to elucidate the very good reason why cows would show up in rich white neighborhoods, but THE BARN IS ACROSS THE STREET. Someone left the gate open, please be serious.

Is, uhhhh... Is this a problem?

I do not know who this eviction notice is for.

About 10 minutes in she talks about giving people compliments and I have no notes. 10/10

I keep saying we need to hook back on those phonics.

"Fully 41% cannot even read at a basic level — which is to say, they cannot really understand and interpret written text at all." This is Trump. You cannot call that man illiterate. He knows words. But he can't understand or interpret written text. Our President can't read at a basic level.

My pain doctor: You should be able to see the auroras today or tomorrow! *takes out phone* I have an app. I'm a bit of a nerd.

I learned my antifa chops from the pros. All honor, always, to those who came home, and especially to those who did not.

I am going to name my firstborn daughter Kowloon.

"I study rap battles for a living."

Kowloon. 16 days.

I will fight to my last breath to protect Sloan.

I have no fucking clue which band I have attended the most concerts. I just know it is a close race between Shpongle and Tool.

I guess I have my government name. But I also have my... normal name?

Dude, you left on your own. Because I wasn't going to fuck you.

I NEED TO STOP GOING TO COURT UNTIL THESE FUCKERS GET MY NAME RIGHT.