the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

Chai™️ just made me laugh so loudly that I woke the furballs from their nap.

@yooty.bsky.social 🐶

here's another take: fat people are hot and sexy, too. always have been. always will be. fat people have always existed and will always exist. unlearn fatphobia towards others AND yourself. fatphobia is part and parcel with racism, misogyny, and bigotry towards queer and trans people. unlearn it.

So the school district paid more for *whatever the fuck this is* than an actual human teacher.

you tell them they can't hang out in the park after dark. you chase them off the basketball courts. the skate parks have all been dismantled. all their third spaces have been ripped from them. i don't know what you expect them to do that doesn't cost money

What are some good Silly Little Accounts (tm) to follow On Here? Like, jokesters who are doing yeoman’s duty of helping us laugh through all this. LMK.

There’s a FedEx driver who makes videos of the dogs he meets on his delivery route, and it’s easily the best thing on the internet.

On a day when the devil received a new occupant…Heaven welcomed a new angel. Thank you Mary Morello for all you did in life, and all that you instilled in your son. consequence.net/2026/07/tom-...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

I let my daughter, 9, stay up a little late to finish reading her third Nancy Drew mystery, by the lamp at her bed. Is it 1955? 1985? What is happening? Not a phone in sight, literacy thriving; don’t let the world fall apart.

The discord was lit today

Oliver is “100% vibes and no thoughts other than loving Ava.”

Primary every Democrat who releases a statement about how sad they are to lose their good buddy Lindsey fucking Graham

This is a top-tier joke day on this website. We will be ready for The Big One

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

We live in an age where a lot of us have cut off close friends and even family for expressing such views. I am not swayed that his colleagues must remember him positively because they knew him irl & we’re all ghouls because we refuse to accept that

girl WHAT

In life, you have a choice to live it in such a way that people do not celebrate your death.

I know everyone’s making their jokes, but to be real: it’s an American sickness that the media and political class are praising someone who has spent last year calling for a genocide. Lindsay Graham was the worst of us. He wanted the blood of children to flow in the streets of Gaza and got his wish.

A thousand rent boys just called TMZ

gm, everyone

Scott Jennings just talked to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes

Nothing amuses me more than how quickly the right moves on, only raising the ghosts to serve their own needs

Lindsey Graham is dead. While death is a serious matter, oppressors and the wicked dying can be a source of joy and relief. Let’s forego that “let’s consider his family” mess. He should’ve considered them and chosen to live a better life.

The Truth Social post about Lindsey is going to be awful in the most hilarious way

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.

*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?

Whoa.

Love that the White House is slowly turning into a Cheesecake Factory. Very cool.

The furballs are napping and I think I’ll follow their lead.

FYI, this is malware. If you see this, don’t do this

"I have a very glad feeling about this... " #DitchMcConnell

Wide angle perspective of the puffins on the cliffs of Ireland. I sat there for a while in the evening light just enjoying the moment.

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No thoughts No cares No woes Only crimes

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

Meta now lets anyone use your Instagram photos in AI images without your consent. SAG-AFTRA recommends that #SagAftraMembers (and all Instagram users) opt-OUT of Meta’s new AI image generation tool, Muse Image. Take action to protect your likeness.

This is Oreo. He will eventually eat the blueberry. But first he must establish dominance over it. 12/10 (TT: oreominibernedoodle)

The Platner story shows how political consultants should not parachute into a state and pick a candidate. There were a bunch of solid Democratic candidates in the state. Maybe the elites don’t know better than the people who actually live in the state?

I went to see Bestie™️ and Chai™️ to give them their favorite coffee drinks. I got a big hug from the former which made my day. If I were to get a hug from the latter then it would’ve made my week. She’s well-aware I have a crush on her.

you might think to yourself “there’s no such thing as a fifteen year old baby” and to that I say: explain this

This woman has been the subject of three NYT pieces in 2025-26

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

someone tell the warrior here he’s dressed like a chippendale dancer