Finn had his 1000th day at doggy day care last week, so they chose a picture from his puppy goblin mode era.

@effinbirds.com allowing me to end a security review meeting before it starts

Huh. That low?

Looks like all the voting for Reform did nothing for England.

Maybe I’m just a reactionary Luddite refusing to embrace the glorious clanker future but I think Walmart should be prosecuted for fraud.

Guess who got new catnip toys today?

Looks like all the voting for Reform did nothing for England.

duck nemesis

Rust is great now because LLMs solve the worst part of rust (writing rust)

I told you, the ten years of Harambe’s curse is about to end

Okay I looked it up. “Milkshake Duck” is a bigoted slur against Zoomer folks.

Halimede is Paul Frazee's Daddy Warbucks.

Ebinya, the mascot of Ebina City, is a cat in a strawberry costume and a shrimp hat.

Living Is The Absence Of Masks

If you ever worry about the state of uk journalism the Paul Foot awards should give you hope.

Live your truth

Ah the annual culling of the gingers begins in the U.K.

Could Strapping An iPad To Your Child’s Face & Leaving Them In A Field For The Day Be The Solution To Soaring Summer Camp Costs?

It’s always white dudes who are urging people to have conversation with a diverse sampling of people. Have you met people? They’re terrible. As a friend of mine used to say, I hate People, the franchise but I like individual players.

Making from scratch baked beans for the first time!

Duncan MacLeod: "I was born 400 years ago in the Highlands of Scotland. I am an Immortal. I can only die if the stroke of a sword removes my head." This tin of Branston Baked Beans: "Bitch you ain't shit."

Jesus Christ

Wait he’s married?!

I think I found the worst newsletter www.devthusiast.com

@porcupunk.bsky.social LMAO

We’re so like Twitter, the post saying CBS is issuing take downs for Colbert’s Monroe show despite not owning the copyright is doing much bigger numbers than the response linking to variety showing that they do own the copyright. 🙄

Omg @darthbluesky.bsky.social the horror

If it happens on Harambe's Anniversary it's going to spawn an actual religious movement.

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

RUDE

Minor PS: if my last article about an author’s political stances led to a direct refutation by that author’s daughter, I would simply fade away from the mortification, but I guess some people lack the organ of shame.

Flared base …

Burger master used to play oldies from the 50s and 60s Someone still selected oldies … except it’s u2 “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for” Assholes.

Sqeeeeee the left want to suppress your speech 😈

Post dog park

“GLP1’s are genocide” is just pure gold

Introverts.

5 more days until Harambe’s dying curse of a decade of awfulness ends.

The nice thing about the upcoming task bar being positionable is that if someone has hidden their desktop shortcuts and folders you can still spot they’re a wrong ‘un if they have the taskbar at the top, left or right of the screen.

Criminal #caturday

Q will sit in judgment He likes to wear mariachi gear under the robes.

Or it could be

@tess.bzky.team did you take your morning meds? What about your dinner meds?

well would ya look at that, Riot's Vanguard is not "bricking people's PCs" it's literally just making DMA cheating vectors useless. as I said nitter.net/riotgames/st...

Happy World Goth Day!

404 Media obtained the bodycam footage from Grapevine, Texas where a man drove his Cybertruck into a lake the story is even more bizarre than you're imagining. This is the THIRD time the driver has done this

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