Next stop, Hole Foods

You're a good friend bro

10/10

Also works on your boss!

The prophecy has been decreed

Do you not have a phone?

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Take it easy there, big guy

Wait... is Rob God?

Not even AI is immune to existential dread

Got 'em

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Those days are behind me

Some people, I swear...

😘

Isn't that a Kesha song?

I would give a fuck, but I'm fresh out

You used to really bug me though

I'm fine. You can be fine, too. https://bit.ly/4rORunO

😍

🙄

It's just so beautiful 😭

Happy Valentine's Day!

Meh

Should have seen that coming

Looks great!

What the hell, man

I knew this would happen

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QUIT IT!

Dare not invoke his name, mortal

Sharing is caring!

Oh hell yeah

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Try me, bitch

Lock the door!

Spoiler alert!

This really made my day 😄

Kinda, yeah.

What episode of Bistro Huddy is this?

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something something prime numbers

I've never identified with a horse so strongly before

Heck

OMG YES!

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