So... many... fingers...

I don't remember this scene in Titanic

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"

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Making holiday memories

How did you mess up this badly?!

Next!

Fingers crossed

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What the hell man 😡

In the same boat

This ass whooping is out of network

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bro

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Clyde was dead: to begin with.

😅

First year medical students be like

It's always spooky season 💜

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No lies detected

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Disappointed

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DON'T YOU DO IT

Want some?

So touching 😭

Communication is key

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I know, I was there

Delicious...

Happy Thanksgiving!

I'll give you something to be thankful for 😘

Anyone else have similar Thanksgiving plans?

Boooo!

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Put a lid on it!

It's all about perspective

Bought and paid for

N O T H I N G

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Anything you gesture can and will be used against you in a court of law

Mission accomplished!

Darn

Don't ask me to spell it

She seems like an expert, though. We should probably do it.

Something something silver linings

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Hey stupid!