I used to work for a company that had internal tools called Azkaban and Voldemort 😐

more about the thing i found today. wish bsky didn't ban hf spaces because I wanna have more fun >:(

when she hits you with the DLSS 5 stare

number 1 baybeeee www.aetheros.computer/app/contraband

like poop from an ass

Not only did I not understand the movie I didn’t like, you’re morally wrong for liking it because I can’t explain why I didn’t like it.

wait, I can just spam people from a list on and off and listifications will just DM them relentlessly??? that's hilarious

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

booking flights with points (and a 1.5x bonus too) is an insane dopamine rush

audience capture? never I'm much too fast for my audience to capture me

>mfw I realize firefox has terrible HDR support

Oh man don’t even get me started on HDR and home streaming. Paying Netflix like $30 a month for a low bit rate 4K stream is so crazy to me

I’m torn on this one, I saw Sinners in IMAX originally which was fantastic. But when I rewatched it at home it felt like they removed all the contrast from the night scenes to make it “look better” on people’s TVs and phones

That’s weird, I think the hackers also made Vivian unfollow me on instagram

Yeah we're trying to migrate to Vulcanus but the egress costs are quite high

Learn 👇👇👇 Stealing Valor is ONLY okay if it's in the pursuit of LOVE

I don't think you should get to call your thing an OS If it doesn't operate a system. it's not cute quit it

No sales tax 👏 For individuals 👏 Who Drive 👏 A white 2001 Infiniti i30 👏 With 196k miles 👏 That does NOT pass smog testing 👏

I'm gonna be honest, for an embarrassingly long time, I thought that funny Hinge comment screenshot posts were just ChatGPT screenshots

Just saw a screening of Project Hail Mary and it was fantastic! As good as the book tbh

It's wild to think that the world's most popular AI model could be trained from scratch using only 58 square miles of ethanol corn as energy. That's only 2.5 times larger that Manhattan!

Moving your data to Blacksky has never been easier. Try out the NEW NEW move.blacksky.community tool It works on any device. If something fails mid-migration, future sessions should pick up where you left off.

it's saturday so I'm going to grab a carpaccio sandwhich and a redbull from jumbo and go sit in a park, i don't even care if it's 8 degrees outside

I think I saw the most funny thing on here yet. An account with 200k followers and 40k following begging in the replies to the new CEO to remove the "spam" flag from his account. Including a mod email telling him to unfollow people.

California will never learn. One of the biggest tax bases in the WORLD and they would still incarcerate unhoused people instead of spooking the landlords with rent control or actual social housing. Truly a state of petty tyrant land lords.

accidental political alignment chart

Good Evening, “The Woke Ginger” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

I was going to say more about this but Clara hits the nail on the head perfectly, just go through her posts in the last day about this. I agree %10000000

i’ve been thinking a lot about this disconnect between casual users and devs in light of redsolver sharing how much skyfeed is costing out of pocket per month. lots of people are working for free (or paying to work) rn in part b/c the average user doesn’t understand that these services dont (cont)

people keep saying "having adhd is an advantage now" no you idiots our attention span is being assaulted non stop and our brains are shriveling and can't focus for shit and instead of confronting this you morons are like "maybe this is good actually"

this week's news is about how @tangled.org @npmx.dev and @alt.store are using open social networking protocols to build, distribute, and discover software, and how the most important part is not the code but the community building part connectedplaces.online/reports/fr15...

anyways, the oil crisis is making the MAG7 look like risk free money at this point

my job involves a lot of stakeholder management, planning across multiple projects and quarters, and dealing with nearly intractable technical issues while trying to not 2x our infra spend. so anyways I play factorio to relax

Amazing feeling to just rip out major parts of our code base and have things work first try.

I met with AI data labelers in Kenya who are organizing their colleagues to fight the brutal working conditions and horrible pay given to the workers at the "bottom of the AI supply chain." They believe the NDAs they've signed are unenforceable so are speaking out: www.404media.co/ai-is-africa...

Trump is suspending the Jones Act, which is good for Puerto Rico at least. Hopefully they get rid of it entirely and free the people there from insane food and good prices that are imposed needlessly from the act.

no joke, literally had to enable "fruit:aapl = yes" to get my ZFS samba share to work with my iPad....

I successfully infiltrated a Vue.js meetup tonight. I nodded my head dutifully when the words “framework” “promise” and “SPA” were mentioned. Dear reader, I do not know JavaScript

I don't really mean to be hyperbolic here, but I think this might be a generational breakthrough

given what I know about Amazon, this tracks sadly

Learn 👇👇👇👇👇

Charlie what do you mean Iran mined the straight of Hormuz?

Art of the Deal: always leave them wanting more 🚬😎

Paul Frazee, Bluesky PBLLC. CTO claims "this is like when steve jobs revealed the iphone 4s and did a fucking front flip into the crowd of Apple engineers"

Jay Graber, Bluesky PBLLC. CEO claims "wow this shit is crazy, i've always felt like my digital rear bumper was so lifeless, we are proud to announce our official partnership with e-BumperStickers to bring a bit of quirky flair to our users"

Holy shit Jay Graber is stepping down??? www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

JDPON Don ushering the Degrowth dream with $200 a barrel oil. Countries will be forced to green energy at all costs