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You Only Feel So Bad Because Your Bodyâs Intimidated By How Well You Are
7 days ago
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Experts Confirm That Talking About Long Covid Really Negs The Vibes, Alan
8 days ago
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Large Increase In Numbers Of People Diagnosed With Something That Totally Wasnât Caused By That Thing
8 days ago
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Public Health To Drop âHealthâ And âPublicâ
9 days ago
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âDo You Have Any Mild Evidence?â Says Man On Television
10 days ago
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Catching An Infection While Youâre Waiting For Treatment For Another Health Problem Probably Good For You, Say Hospitals
10 days ago
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Itâs Bring Your Infectious Disease To School Month
11 days ago
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Public Health Officials Say Cough Like Dracula. But Not Biting. NO. NO BITING. STOP. STOOO
13 days ago
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Bold Claims Need Strong Evidence. No, Not That Evidence.
15 days ago
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New Cutting-Edge Scans Able To Show Whether Youâre Battling Long-Term Effects Of Covid Infection Or A Legion Of Demons
about 1 month ago
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No, You Have Lion Covid
about 2 months ago
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Doctors Thrilled Youâre Post-Covid, Recommend Rest, Flu, And Some More Covid
2 months ago
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Why Catching Covid Endlessly Is Better Than Not Catching It Enough, And Two Other Things We Tell Ourselves To Feel Better When Weâre Sick Yet Again
2 months ago
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Six Reasons Doctors Think Itâs Hilarious That You Are Worried About Covid.
3 months ago
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Itâs Umbrella Users Who Are Causing All This Rain. Itâs Time To Ban Them Once And For All.
3 months ago
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Active Shelter Reported On Campus
3 months ago
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Youâre Not More Sick Than You Used To Be. Youâre Healthy And Well And Your Memory Is Great.
3 months ago
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American Millennials Are Dying At An Alarming Rate, But Itâs Only Alarming If You Know About It, And Anyway Itâs Totally Not Caused By Covid Infections
3 months ago
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Itâs Time To Introduce Adequate Ventilation, UV and Filtration To Remove Any Germs That Could Cause Illness. In Homes For Lost Cats.
3 months ago
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Sunscreen Does Not Work, Says Study That Made Participants Drink It
3 months ago
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Air Filtration Doesnât Work To Prevent Illness Says Study Done By People Who Didnât Switch The Air Filters On Properly
3 months ago
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Six Celebrities Who Totally Donât Have Long Covid
3 months ago
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Maybe Itâs A Good Thing That Covid Infection While Pregnant Can Cause Developmental Delay In Toddlers When The World Is Moving So Fast
5 months ago
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Letâs Beat Climate Change The Same Way We Beat Covid
5 months ago
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FAFO Principle Fails As A Personal Learning Tool When The Finding Out Is Fatal, Says Study
5 months ago
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Razor Blade Throat Not As Bad As It Sounds, Says Spokesperson For Virus
5 months ago
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Why Are So Many Children Getting Long Covid? What Could Possibly Have Caused This? Lockdowns? Vaccines? Gluten? Screentime? Anxiety? Fortnite? Face Masks? What?
5 months ago
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People Still Baffled By Mysterious Condition âLong Covidâ That Suddenly Appeared A Few Years Ago Out Of Nowhere.
5 months ago
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This Asteroid Variant No More Likely To Cause Extinction Than Previous Asteroid Variants, Say Experts
5 months ago
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June Syndrome Surges Strange How School Makes Kids Dizzy Experts Blame Something
5 months ago
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Covid Is Surging, So Remember To Protect That Important Bit Of Your Neck Just Under Your Chin.
5 months ago
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Deaths Caused By New Covid Variant No More Severe Than Deaths Caused By Earlier Variants Say Scientators
5 months ago
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Sick Kids Are Actually Healthier Than Healthy Kids, Says Study Made Up By AI
6 months ago
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âEverything Is Fineâ Say People
7 months ago
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40% Of Olympians Experienced Being Not Olympians Immediately After That Mild Cough Thing, Says Study
7 months ago
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Thousands Of Covid Deaths Each Week Are Now Milder Deaths, Say Doctors.
7 months ago
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Heart Attacks Among Young People Rising To âAlarming Levelsâ, Say Doctors, But Vibes.
7 months ago
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Studies Show That Itâs Actually Impossible To Say That Word. You Know. That Thing That People Get.
7 months ago
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BREAKING: Scientists Confirm That Unprecedented Spring Epidemic Is 'Some Bug Thatâs Going Roundâ.
7 months ago
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Trump To Introduce Immunity Tariffs To Pay Off Immunity Deficits Or Something
7 months ago
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What Is The Secret Behind People Who Donât Get Sick And Donât Say Respirators And Donât Say Donât Catch Covid Again.
7 months ago
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Seven Reasons Why Itâs Good To Let Your Kids Die Of A Preventable Disease.
7 months ago
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Should You Worry About Your Brain Damage? Of Course Not, Itâs All In Your Head.
7 months ago
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Should You Worry About Your Brain Damage
7 months ago
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Bacterial Sector Surges Amid Post-Viral Deregulation of Immune Surveillance
7 months ago
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Diet Rich In Word Salad Can Help Avoid Cognitive Engagement With Problem Of Long Covid, Say Scientators
7 months ago
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Only Sick People Got Sick Says Man Whose Brain Was Eaten By Worm
7 months ago
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Why Do Covid Conscious People Still Try To Stay Well And Healthy Despite All The Evidence That Their Actions Work?
7 months ago
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Well done to everyone who spotted our April Fool News Story yesterday! Was it a bit too obvious?
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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Yes, Tuberculosis Is Highly Contagious By Airborne Transmission, But Can You Catch It By Connecting Your Mouth Straight To Someone Elseâs While Breathing In And Out? What About If You Donât Even Use Any Tongue?
8 months ago
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