pirating the new season of the live action one piece the way luffy intended

new banner just dropped

right. for all the kids who are going to be governors

it’s getting harder to gaslight when i have boobs now

can't help but notice you haven't confessed your undying love to me...

“your professor is not going to fuck you” he will. he will if I fail the class.

oh sorry I can’t this week, i’m pretty busy, on account of a decade happening this week

they should invent a friend you can be honest with

judge permission to trauma dump?

it’s not my job to educate you your honor :/

chinese spy who infiltrates and becomes the war room video editor and starts slowly making the 2 minute montage videos into sissy hypno to force fem trump

lol. lmao

she let me hit because i’m normal and regular

they should reprint them under different names too like with the secret lairs. bayou? oh you mean the necropolis of wakanda. badlands? yeah that’s oscorp.

apparently there’s a regular and normal way to ask someone to hook up that no one’s told me about. i’ve been doing it wrong all this time

many are saying this

how is it that i’m the one that got rejected but I still came out of it the least embarrassed person in the room

you know im something of a fidget toy myself

it’s very important to have a friend that doesn’t know any of your friends and lives over 100 miles away to get advice from

guys the flies are not from my pussy

(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter

call me a poster the way women are pinning me to their walls

“popular with friends” oh im sure

lofi beats to do your taxes to

finding a mutual on tinder is crazy. what are you doing there. you’re supposed to be posting

logging off

ok i know this probably hurts to hear but unless the democratic party magically shifts towards embracing leftist thought, the first woman president is gonna be a republican

this standard shit is easy

I be playing pokopia with my boobs out

no it’s cool we can still be friends even if you never talk to me or spend time with me or enjoy anything about me

apparently your friends hate it when you say “i’m done with dating” after every date you go on :/

my type is women with adhd who look like they could kill me

they should reprint the dual lands in the marvel commander precons to piss everyone off

“how did you two meet?” well, like all great queer friends we met on a dating app

I am trapped in a cycle

you shouldn’t be wasting your time with a loser like him. you should be wasting your time with a loser like me

guys its ok

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish I was better at reading vibes because I desperately need to know if this girl sees me as girl friend or (potential) girlfriend

the kitchen sink is modern day warzone for roommates

Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time

let’s get this place humid!!!

(gay irani trying to not to out himself): no no they called me the STRAIGHT of hormuz

I want to play pokopia but I don’t have any money