Date idea! You murder me and leave my body in a ditch.

you love dominant women because you’re autistic. I love dominant women because i’m submissive. we are not the same.

doll to motherfucker

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if transgender for everybody is a consequence of shutting down the government, that’s a deal i’ll have to take

im locking in october call that locktober

they hate him (zohran mamdani) for his beautiful brown eyes and kissable lips

it’s kiss me fall who’s kissing me

oh? if trans women aren’t “women” then how come i get sweaty and nervous when i talk to them just like any other woman? check mate, nazi.

The war-torn city of Chicago

we all need to hate republicans harder

unfortunately yes coworker I do think less of you because you not only dated a right winger, but he broke up with you over white supremacist charlie kirk and you are still texting him GIRL STAND UP

computer. give me attention

no babe I promise my therapist said to heal my mommy issues I HAVE to call you mommy

actually, i’m terrified of making someone uncomfortable

im a switch but everytime I match with a bottom im like, I could totally be a femdom you’re making it so easy

they should invent cats that aren’t scary and want to kill me

when an evil bisexual women slides into my DMs I know it’s going to be a great day

me early on in my transition and a lesbian matches with me on a dating app:

spotify keeps deleting my playlist titled “songs to kill myself to”

my bitch work wife

my coworker: hey how are you doing? :) me, typing up my suicide note on the work computer: i’m good, how about you?

the misleading tag on bluesky is just for show ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

[flirting voice] haha yeah i bruise soooo easily

(flirting) i’m in love with you

if I don’t get passionately kissed by someone who is in love with me by the end of the year I think i’m going to have to end it all

we must abolish ICE

daddy i'll be honest princess can't get it up right now because of his antidepressants

oh this? this is just my emotional support gun in my mouth

me n who

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

they should invent lying that is socially acceptable

I will now be making a new secret third account to use

i’ve come to realize when i’m anxious I eat way less which is how I stayed skinny a lot of my life

they should invent a kink im not ashamed to have

I will be revealing my secret identity to one lucky follower today

if I was a superhero and a pretty girl asked me nicely what my secret identity was I would fold instantly