american elections:

Please support your local wizard instead of buying spells from big wand wizards

vaxxed?

no yeah the spell I cast is from another school you probably haven’t even heard of it

me when I finally learn how to drive:

didn’t realize the notherlion cruise thing was real I thought everyone involved was just doing a bit

dude i’ve needed to get so many new pants for work because of hrt

I know it’s common but it bothers me that one of my boobs has gotten bigger than the other

Charlie Kirk memorial pez dispenser would go hard

“wait, you’ve never had sex with a mutual…?” I get scared to dm mutuals

guys can I dm my mutuals. or will I be killed

i’m married to the game (magic the gathering)

ive given up on dating to focus on magic the gathering

social transition is when you drive like this, but medical transition is when you drive like this:

So many liberals want to believe Trump is the end all be all of the fascist movement in this county. The even more fascist right has already been criticizing him for years. He is not the end. Don’t bury your head in the sand.

…the rapist slave owners?

I always call custard “ice cream.” just a look into how wisconsin my mind is

I play one card face down and end my post

okay but did you get called the f slur in high school for being gay or for being a loser nerd because there's a difference sorry

imagine being a party rocker in the house tonight

one time some guy wanted to hookup and he was trying to dirty talk before we met up and asks me “are you hung 🤭” and I said not really

It could be so much fucking better than this.

guys if I go another FULL year without kissing someone I am going to kiss a gun and pull the trigger

nobody upload anymore youtube videos I just finished watching every youtube video ever uploaded

cyberpunk character creation hints: Your penis length will affect your credit score.

i’m genderfluid and if my partner isn’t referring to me as their boyfriend and girlfriend so often that their friends think i’m two different people, I don’t want them

you take a marxist to the club and they start saying shit like this

ACAB includes the fun police

kick rocks would fall under A tier

prime posting hours are while you’re on the clock

check this out

sorry im monogamous. im committed to the bit and only the bit.

good morning chat

it’s messed up I matched with someone that lives two hours away and i’m really enjoying our conversations and I wanna go on a date with them but idk how to ask and I don’t have a car 😭

all in a days work

“your transition goals don’t have to be focused around passing” no yeah that’s why mine are focused around getting a girlfriend

kitten if you’re gonna have a hands-free orgasm i’d rather you do it in the house

white people are fascinating. and by fascinating I mean shallow and vain

how I be posting on bluesky

everyday is fools day for a joker like me

Hoy es el Día Internacional de la Visibilidad Trans y siempre es bueno recordar que, quién esté en contra de los derechos de este colectivo, está en contra de los derechos humanos y es una persona absolutamente despreciable.