s/o to all the SWers/lewd posters out there, I have no idea how y'all can get dressed up in skimpy outfits and take pictures when I can barely even look in the mirror when I try on lingerie. nothing but respect 🫡

sasquatch diaries Jan 4th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ

seasons greetings from me and my 3 statuesque daughters Jessifer, Vignette, and Grethany Jr. Plus

joke toilet: sucks down farts only #SixWordStory

there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

the great british bake off stays ON during sex babe

they should come out with a funny ass meme. that woudl be funny as fucking shit

I’m always saying this

make the most of a new year by playing 12 hours of video games every day. goodnight.

year of the horse

first movie of the new year, starting out strong baby let's go mets ⚾

i know it turns people off when i get preachy about masking but please for the love of you & everybody around you, start masking again if you aren't currently

know folks really don’t want to hear anything beyond taking a shot to be healthy but hey maybe consider trying to improve ventilation where you can & also wear a medical grade mask where you can’t, you’ll get less sick yourself & be much less likely to get others sick (or potentially kill them)

kissed my partner at midnight while the snow drifted gently outside our window and then we heralded in the new year playing New Horizons, already having a pretty gay start to 2026 ngl

happy new year, here's praying that it will be any amount better than 2025 🤞

they say "no seltzer before 9" but it's NYE babyyy and im gonna get a little freaky with it!!! 🤪

installing some important Updates to my asswhole

Season 2 Episode 30 - Frame 2670 out of 2703

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

mom said it was my turn to eat some pussy >:(

gale force winds are stonerphobic

With so many games being released every year it's easy to let some fall by the wayside, and that needs to not happen with NORCO. Easily one of the best releases of the last few years.

discovered a truly incredible section of the wikipedia page for "Chicken or the egg dilemma"

Slutcore Fuckstick: Tiny Desk Concert

Hotel Marcel in New Haven, CT r/brutalism

mom used the correct pronoun for my partner in the holiday card she sent me 🥰 about damn time tbh

sometimes I feel like im more active on Letterboxd than even here so if anybody new wanted to get connected there: boxd.it/elOEp

day 84 of screaming until everyone plays my game holdshift2run AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA amber-the-other-m.itch.io/hold-shift-2...

"K.K. Slider" sounds like a delicious entree you could get at a pub or bar

sometimes I feel like im more active on Letterboxd than even here so if anybody new wanted to get connected there: boxd.it/elOEp

my spread of holiday movies this year

seasons greetings from me and my 3 statuesque daughters Jessifer, Vignette, and Grethany Jr. Plus

Merzbow's Hierarchy of Needs

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Dudes Rock

18 year old baby queer: Calling yourself a transbian is icky!!!!!! 43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power. Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but

you (idiot): cornbread is dumb and pointless, it doesn't even have a sequ- me:

Bratty Sub Encounters "Do Not Enter" Sign While Driving, 6 Car Pile-Up Ensues

you (idiot): cornbread is dumb and pointless, it doesn't even have a sequ- me:

all goosebumps books really happened, theyre autobiographical written by real life stine

Calling out a fascist for taking a hypocritical position is easy. It's also a complete waste of time. Fascist rhetoric is aesthetics— pathos, never logos. You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.

no, don't worry. i'm farting ☝🏻 on the inside

smokin a cigarette shaped like a Gun

there's no way. there's simply no fuckin way they deconstructed the ENTIRE club in one night, it's just not possible

Bratty Sub Encounters "Do Not Enter" Sign While Driving, 6 Car Pile-Up Ensues