wasn't kidding btw (although honestly my partner did all the legwork in designing this immaculate space for me 🥺💞)

"there are no safe spaces in the real world, shitknuckles", I grunt through grit teeth as I reduce my dick and balls to deli meat with a desert eagle

once again thinking about this babycore Bandcamp review as I revisit the release it was left on northernelectronics.bandcamp.com/album/drumli...

i don't believe there will ever come a time that i'll be able to watch this movie and not be emotionally devastated for several days afterwards because of it

🗨️ fingerblasting in the denny's parking lot after i eat an entire party size bag of cheetos tonite 👀 🗨️ fingerblasting in the denny's parking lot after i eat an entire party size bag of cheetos tonight queen? 🗨️ fingerblasting in the denny's parking lot after i eat an entire party size bag of cheet

vqpe tricks tonite vape tricks tonite queen👀

If you’re saying that the deepfake revenge porn/CSAM generating site is better to use than this one because people are less mean to you in replies than I think you’re too soft for the internet sorry, log off

A healthy 31-year-old woman developed sinus pressure, headache, and blurry vision 10 days after COVID-19 infection. The case adds evidence that SARS-CoV-2 infection can trigger immune-mediated optic neuritis and highlights the importance of early diagnosis and treatment to preserve vision.

If an album's runtime is over an hour, you just know it's either gonna be good, or bad, or somewhere in the middle.

god im so fuckin ready to start making music again, this in-between limbo bullshit is quite frankly killing me but I know that it sometimes just has to be that way under fascist ultra-capitalist america

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

trying out suspenders for the first time in my life today, struggling to put together outfits that don't feel overtly boyish but I don't hate this particular one

I Ate Delicious Food Everyday for 1 Week

sneaking into your house at 3am and poking tiny holes in the bottoms of all your cup noodles

one thing I've learned from trying to follow walkthroughs is that you can never really trust a gamer to know their left from their right

watched this tonight and now I finally understand what all the hype was about, it's so damn entertaining

designing my girlcave* *getting bottom surgery

take it from me: eating the butt end off a loaf of homemade challah is one of life's most top-tier experiences

trying out suspenders for the first time in my life today, struggling to put together outfits that don't feel overtly boyish but I don't hate this particular one

bringing a dutch oven full of piping hot soup to court as a bribe to the presiding judge

oh shit, exactly 5 years ago I went into a month long rehab stay. glad that nothing else notable happened that day, it was kind of My Day

"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it

fuck the earth, raze it all to the god damn ground

my tits are bigger than Isabelle's but w/e..

audiosurf implies the existence of audioturf

a true poster never posts

what did james cameron know and when did he know it

new slang im coining just for the tgirlies: BFOOP (Ball[s] Fell Out Of Panties)

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

they're calling him the world's most comfortable dog

releasing a new line of alcoholic beverages marketed as 'energy suppressant drinks'

Reminder that the Sketchbook features a whole tab of black metal labels and their associations to help guide your support. blackmetalsketchbook.com

yowza, I didn't even start the account until the spring

s/o to all the SWers/lewd posters out there, I have no idea how y'all can get dressed up in skimpy outfits and take pictures when I can barely even look in the mirror when I try on lingerie. nothing but respect 🫡

sasquatch diaries Jan 4th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ

seasons greetings from me and my 3 statuesque daughters Jessifer, Vignette, and Grethany Jr. Plus

joke toilet: sucks down farts only #SixWordStory

there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

the great british bake off stays ON during sex babe

they should come out with a funny ass meme. that woudl be funny as fucking shit

I’m always saying this

make the most of a new year by playing 12 hours of video games every day. goodnight.

year of the horse

first movie of the new year, starting out strong baby let's go mets ⚾

i know it turns people off when i get preachy about masking but please for the love of you & everybody around you, start masking again if you aren't currently

know folks really don’t want to hear anything beyond taking a shot to be healthy but hey maybe consider trying to improve ventilation where you can & also wear a medical grade mask where you can’t, you’ll get less sick yourself & be much less likely to get others sick (or potentially kill them)

kissed my partner at midnight while the snow drifted gently outside our window and then we heralded in the new year playing New Horizons, already having a pretty gay start to 2026 ngl