the coolest part about having a super tenuous appetite is when the people around you inevitably convince themselves that you're somehow weaponizing it against them when you can't even stomach the very idea of food

obliterating my kid's college fund so i can buy all my favorite podcasts on vinyl

finally weened down my 2025 AOTY list so with any luck I'll be posting finalized graphics by the end of the month! 🤞

genuinely surprised there's only 2 cigs in this entire film

my network graphics are so fucking portable, you wouldn't even believe it kid

time for a killer saturday night, amirite fellas 💯🔥

literally every time I look for a simple response to a simple question on steam forums

i've always want to believe that evil can't triumph with the right people watching but having to standby as an explicitly evil force of human nature decimates the life of my loved one's family and being unable to do a single damn thing about it has honestly been soul crushing for me

tony soprano getting so upset that his daughter 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 be dating a black guy that he stomps over to the fridge and aggressively stuffs deli meats into his mouth until he passes out cold on the kitchen floor

doubling down on this recommendation now that I finished it, 100% the coolest looking game I've played in a long long time and also just genuinely an emotionally riveting experience

ＰＵＳＳＹ ᴅɪɴɴᴇʀ 🆂🅰🅻🅴

updates from my dad's walk with Kodie this morning

cool. coolcoolcool

🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨 Walker Art Center Minneapolis, MN

Nutz Deep II North Spencer, WI

reorienting myself with what day of the week it is by counting how many Bandcamp emails I received today

smh @ tgirls who say "im going to cum!" when they could just as easily be saying "time to hit the dusty load"

lmao im not even mad. im actually laughing out loud right now. hold up im sending you a video of me laughing so you know. got it? oh shit wait did that not send, hold I don't think im on wifi right now. ok i tried it again check it out, see how im laughing right now and am not utterly infuriated??

i was extremely neutral towards Kate Bush pre- stranger things s04 but i gotta be honest with you all, i am sick to fuckin death of hearing Running Up That Hill by this point

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

smh @ tgirls who say "im going to cum!" when they could just as easily be saying "time to hit the dusty load"

If you see federal agents pulling into your driveway, reporters, power down your electronic devices ASAP. That's the advice from @runasand.bsky.social, via @columjournreview.bsky.social www.cjr.org/news/hannah-...

what's that? oh yeah im fucking farting

concept: throwing a Best Ass Toss competition to benefit victims of asbestos poisoning

making myself genuinely upset by considering scenarios that haven't happened yet and almost assuredly will *never* happen for no good god damn reason at all 👍

oh shit I just watched this 4 days ago, guess im a verified #realsmokermovie enjoyer boxd.it/cyPGHZ

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 1:59:32 Dir. Quentin Tarantino Runtime 162 minutes 🚬 x 60, or one cigarette every 2.7 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood/

stanley parable ass room

Shadow of the Colossus

holy shit dude Cool 3D World made a video game and it's exactly as stupid and bizarre as you would guess store.steampowered.com/app/3646020/...

babe come on you KNOW i can't cum unless somebody plays a sneaky noir melody on a marimba in the background, please babe come back and pick up the mallets babe please.....

babe come on you KNOW i can't cum unless somebody plays a sneaky noir melody on a marimba in the background, please babe come back and pick up the mallets babe please.....

I have zero idea how people are phone-first internet users when the internet looks like this.

An album of acoustic guitar covers of Autechre tracks is on the way djmag.com/news/autechr...

DUCK DUCK with GOOSE written on your palm and then you slap the person who asked

some knuck tat ideas: -FART HOLE -PISS CAKE -BUTT FLAP -BEEF WADS -ROAD TURD -EVIL BABY  -JIZZ BOMB -LARD KING

will 2026 be the year I finally pass 700 followers for the first time across any social media platform??? 🤔

popping this bad boy on tonight and remembering how the last time I watched it I was in rehab. wondering why the fuck this movie was available to watch in rehab

this was a fun one! I wasn't terribly good at it and relied heavily on the hint system but it was a very engaging story to navigate 🔍

starting to wonder if strictly platonic friendships are even a thing anymore

Me. Beast for anarchists.

no lie I've been on a decent run of some banger ass movies, really need to start watching some shitfuck stuff so I can even out my letterboxd ratings curve

new ari aster film drinking game: every time I say "oh my god this is a fucking nightmare", you take a shot

my music scares people >:) [puts on Simon & Garfunkel song]

the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier

lance reddick on the eric andre show is a top 10 moment in television history

beer mom

true

rewatching one of my faves tonight