that hit of euphoria when i remember i can stash my vape in the band of my bra 💯

slowly been getting reinvested & excited about music again and i'm feeling like this dark cloud hanging over me is finally starting to dissipate. whenever this happens i always get so scared that it's permanent so i'd do well to log these occurrences in my memory for when it inevitably happens again

truly one of the funniest vaporwave song concepts out there www.youtube.com/watch?v=taQs...

oh shit seriously? i couldn't tell

never doubt the healing power of finding a medium-sized rusty washer in the woods and slapping that bad boy on a stick so you can fuck around with it while you walk

new genre idea: grueling thwompcore

[guy who gets insatiably horny around juice] hey uhhh,,.. is that some OJ u got there ?? 🥴

Friendly reminder self-reported “porn addiction” is correlated with personal guilt over using porn, statistics suggest self-identifying “porn addicts” are actually consuming porn at a relatively normal rate — they just feel uniquely bad about it due to their religious values

#MutualAid I'm still short on cash and I'm yet to pay a couple of bills, my phone bill being the most urgent, and some other expenses. if anyone can spare some cash, I'd be really grateful. I'm currently short $65. please boost this! paypal: [email protected]

Video games should reward you every time you play them with a crisp $ 10 Bill

ko-fi.com/maeisbitter/... 🤯

movie idea: it's called "Safe Space" and (get this) it's about a space that's distinctly unsafe

i love receiving correspondence from my favorite independent musicians via bandcamp dot com @asoftdragon.bsky.social

The way my entire face lit up when I opened the BC page and realized what I was looking at..... truly priceless, folks.

Shoutout to @fiadh.bsky.social for always bringing this heat, this time with a cozy breakfast themed dungeon synth EP! 🧇🥞 fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/warm-w...

they should invent a cigarette you can smoke in bed

that moment when your clothing gets caught on a door/cabinet handle as you walk by and in a split second of rage you consider just burning the entire place down? now THAT'S amore!

i swear you fuckin computer devs are just makin shit up at this point

[sours your cream]

idea for a hot new product that will spice things up in the bedroom: 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗦

The Brothers Grime/UK Bass

didn't realize they made a documentary about me? kinda feels like I should've gotten royalties or something for that...?

The Girl Who Invented Kissing (2017) - 1:30:38 Dir. Tom Sierchio Runtime 106 minutes 🚬 x 12, or one cigarette every 8.83 minutes https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-girl-who-invented-kissing/

Can you tell which ones were triple fried

back in the day no one needed protein doritos or protein pancakes or protein waffles. if you needed a bunch of protein you simply ate three dozen hard boiled eggs. three dozen haunch of boilers, they called em

screw it discount code: feedmecurrency mollynoise.bandcamp.com yes, this works on my discography :)

why in the sam fuck am i only finding out about Food For Animals now youtu.be/Cp5lrnk2vZY?...

this was me but let's get one thing clear: i only TRIED to hack my PSP but ended up accidentally turning the battery into a makeshift bomb!!!

Mike's Hard Oatmeal

read some bullshit online that it's a Polish name that means "owner of goodness" and also I couldn't think of any Darias I knew that sucked ass so I just went with it

hey fuck YOU pal, that is MY sandwich and i found it fair & square on the ground outside!!

some more: -SOME MORE -NUMB NUTS -BLOW HARD -HATE WORM -ACID JAZZ -FREE EGGS -WEED BONG -SLOW FUCK -CRAB DUDE

won a couple of races for the first time ever in my life tonight!!! this game sucks fuckin ass but at least im not a loser anymore babyyyyy 💯

I will never vote for Kamala Harris.

for real though how does a musician have a "semi-official" website? what does that even mean

is there......... a MRS. Kiss Kiss Bong Bong? 😏

some more: -SOME MORE -NUMB NUTS -BLOW HARD -HATE WORM -ACID JAZZ -FREE EGGS -WEED BONG -SLOW FUCK -CRAB DUDE

idea for a hot new product that will spice things up in the bedroom: 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗦

Happy 303 Day! Dropping this week's mix a few days early as it's dedicated to the Roland TB-303. It starts off with Acid Techno but then quickly morphs into more subtle acid sounds. We have techy house, housey tech, breaks, electro classics and more. Give a listen and enjoy

[sours your cream]

gay people are not a monolith!!! some of us aren't funny!

Scran fhtagn

if blasting ass in church and defiling the name of god was an Olympic sport, you better believe im taking home gold baby

You Know I Had to Do It To Em (myself) youtu.be/JfXOem1EERg?...

my partner and I have been watching Fargo and last night one of the lead characters referred to her vagina as her "hidey-hole" and we haven't been able to let go of it since

DID SOMEBODY SAY NEW GLADDE PALING ??? soundcloud.com/gladdepaling...

4 separate interlude tracks on an album that's < 30min 🫡

it's truly wild to think about how many full-length films (some over 2hrs long) I would watch on my old iPod Video in high school. it was the only video-playing device I had outside of the family computer and you better believe I thought I had it good at the time!!

I had to