The FBI is investigating Signal app chats to see if citizens are tracking ICE. Maybe Signal users are just searching for Pete Hegseth's latest invasion plans?

I'm creating a web page of videos about all the way the US Government fucks you. Calling it FedTube.

Dislocating all the bones in my body so some sort of shadowy colossis of the cosmos can marionette me through whatever is left of my life.

Sometimes I touch the unknown stain on my coat and then touch my eyeball just to see how it all works out.

Maybe more people would go see the Melania movie if they handed out the millions of unsold copies of "Triggered." 🤔

On a scale from one to “Frankie Carbone’s body in the back of a meat truck,” I’m at a 7

Sure we’re poor, but we’re also in debt so it evens out

I don’t know about you chuckleheads but I’ve been making my own gasoline from chardonnay, Morrissey CDs, and tenacity

Oh really? When did you wake up? Or are you still thinking this is paradise and nobody realizes it yet.

Now in theaters. Jurassic Park 23: Cloning Dinosaurs--Still a Stupid Idea

“If you raise your voice I’ll erase your voice” said an ice agent. Insane

Now in theaters. Bridget Jones 8: I Still Suck at Relationships

Popular Mechanics > Unpopular Mechanics

Blaming Capitol Police for a MAGA insurrection is a pretty shitty way to “back the Blue.” Fascist dirtbags…

rip to CBS News, you had a good run for a while there, but now you’re just gonna be another clickbait slop site pushing a right wing agenda And that’s the way it is.

Excuse me while I block some more lecturing blue MAGAs.

Male Pattern Baldness vs. Female Pattern Baldness

Replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is just a PR stunt designed to distract from the rot that has infested ICE. The solution is to withdraw ICE and CBP and cooperate with state authorities in a serious investigation of the murder of Alex Pretti.

@reptedlieu.bsky.social, Kristi Noem must resign NOW and ICE and CBP interior operations must stand down NOW. No more funding for ICE. ICE and DHS are violating our Constitutional rights and executing innocent people. It must stop. #DemsGrowASpine #CallYourRep #PGAS CA36 app.sosha.ai/s/wmkTF6C8

Kristi Noem must resign. And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.

It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.

In Florida this is referred to as “Tuesday” 97x.com/pork-chop-at...

they’re sending tom homan to minnesota, why? is there a bag of money there?

Finally got through listening to my voicemails last night: apparently Reagan's been shot!

With me, all roller skating is roller derby.

Stephen Miller will not stop and is plotting the next series of the ongoing terror campaing.

My "Who's a good boy?" posts are very popular on Dog Bluesky

Hopefully this coffee will help me figure out what day it is.

This is one of the best things I have read in a while!!!

“You’re my only friend, Mr. Snowball.” “I’m not your friend, Dan.”

I just saw a pregnant woman smoking a cigarette and now I feel like smoking a cigarette and impregnating a woman.

“it’s worse than we could ever imagine, they actually care about people other than themselves” - right wingers trying to wrap their heads around the protests

They know their side is wrong but they can’t bring themselves to admit it. So they say everyone is wrong. That’s as close as they can get.

Saying the problem is on both sides is a sign of cognitive dissonance. I have only just now realized this.

I wonder what previously unimaginable thing will happen today?

I'm starting to have some reservations about this Trump fellow.

Hey babe, what’s your sign?

Apple CEO Tim Cook's head is so far up Trump's ass that Trump can taste Brylcreem.

When Tom Homan being sent to your state is considered an improvement you know things are mondo fucked up.

You know the Nazis are on the run when even Kanye West is backpedaling.

ONLY IN CHUMPLANDIA......

👀 Judge Schlitz, the chief federal judge in Minnesota, has ordered the head of ICE, Todd Lyons, to appeal personally in court Friday and threatened him with contempt for the agency’s repeated violation of court orders. “The court’s patience is at an end.” storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

They devised a way to get me into the theater to watch the Melania movie

Welcome to America where our hottest selling item are "Exercise' sneakers that you don't have to bend over to put on. 🤔

I'm believe Treasury and BLS numbers about as much as I'm gonna believe 'Melania' box office numbers.

Whatever doesn't kill you will probably try again soon.

The starving crocodiles that have been released onto this ship full of children need better training, proper monitoring, and also must cease any unnecessary eating NOW. No children on the lido deck or 1st class should EVER be consumed. That's why I'm voting an additional $44B for crocodiles.

If you're interested, I just posted my latest short story. I had a lot of fun writing this one. I hope you enjoy it when you read it. 😃 medium.com/@kimberjohns...

Scientists at CERN have just unveiled a new subatomic scale designed to measure particles smaller than a neutrino. Its sensitivity threshold is finally low enough to register the exact physical weight of how little I care about the latest Beckham family squabbles.

When you turn 65 you qualify for Medicare and to buy Norah Jones CDs.