My parents made me stand at the TV and hold the rabbit ear antennas for better reception. What really bugged me was when I realized we had gotten cable 3 years earlier. 😡

Happiest of Juneteenths to all those who celebrate (like me).

this is why you don’t sleep with a coworker

EVEN STONIER HENGE JUST DROPPED

Happy Juneteenth. Hope is the essential spark that lights the fire of change. But hope is a choice." ~Michelle Obama (artwork) “Freedom - Celebrating Juneteenth” by Everett Spruill.

For Juneteenth: I Am Not Your Negro (2016) — Documentary about James Baldwin's unfinished manuscript on Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, and MLK, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson in Baldwin's own words. Not a history-of-emancipation film, but a clear-eyed look at the unfinished work. youtu.be/2PaAbmRJ9bQ?...

There are people in the world quietly doing small acts with great love and that makes all the difference. She is one of them.

Happy Juneteenth. We can honor the people who have fought for freedom and justice by learning from them and remembering their history.

a way that i know i'm older and wiser is that i used to think chris isaak "wicked game" was cringe-like but now recognize the wicked game it possesses

I just finalized the Medicare enrollment process so from now on this account will do nothing but complain about prescriptions drug prices and copays. #FloridaCondoLife #ShuffleboardChamp-DelBocaVista-PhaseII

AI blows so much smoke up our asses that I'm sure Eddie Haskell was on the design team. "Gee, Mrs. Cleaver, that's a fascinating question — and might I add, you're asking it with remarkable clarity today."

i'm starting to think our president isn't so great at making deals

My ex-wife made me sign a Memorandum of Not Understanding. 😠

Jesus Christ is there anyone on this website who isn’t an insomniac?

My current target date for retirement is Jan 15th. Just to be considerate I called the nearby legal dispensary and warned them.

Just watched Pretty In Pink and can only relate to the dad now

I'm old school. I still address my therapist by his proper name. Bartender.

If you recognize what this is you are probably already asleep.

I'm still only being offered Manic Pixie Dream Girl roles. 😡

According to reputable sources, some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.

This is George. He just tried freshly grated pecorino romano for the first time. Will not be accepting anything less from here on out. 14/10 (IG: citygeorge)

💫It's Thursday (if you haven't figure it out yet this is when this happens😊) For those who follow the weekly recommended podcast episodes lists on my website: ✔️This week has been published. 🚫 NO popups, ads, or funding asks. Just clean lists. All recommended episodes 💯 vetted (by my ears)

Check out my YouTube channel, Nati Ghosts, where I tell all of the creepy paranormal stories that I've experienced in my life. New videos every Friday at 4pm EST. youtube.com/@natighosts

Hypertension is the silent killer. Honking Howey the chainsaw-wielding evil clown is the noisy killer.

I just drove by the newly renamed Donald J. Trump Four Seasons Total Landscaping building.

President Donald Trump and Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian both digitally signed a memorandum of understanding. Next up is concepts of a memorandum of understanding. Then a memorandum of understanding concepts.

It's always may cause "drowsiness" what about whimsy

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

Neither feast nor famine but a third thing: acid reflux

What happened? They couldn’t book Vanilla Ice?

I'm on a bus from Atlantic City to New York City and the woman in the seat behind me has spent the entire ride talking about cheesecake. She's like a cheesecake savant. I can't remember a time before cheesecake.

This is a thoughtful and helpful thread. Give it a look.

3. Always be skeptical that the person you're talking to may be a bot, troll, or a liar. Then take a deep breath and remember that their existence isn't an attack on you. Have fun with them, then block them. They aren't people.

2. Admit when you've said something wrong and take it back; apologize for the mistake. Fascists won't apologize and trolls won't let you take it back. Block both. Mistakes are human, they help us learn. Don't fear being wrong, fear never being corrected.

I've noticed a lot of users are interested in joining some iteration of "resistance" to oppose fascists. Allow me to outline some first steps: 1. Cite your sources. And when someone asks you to, or when someone sources your claim for you, say thanks. Fascists survive on mis- and dis-information.

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

Trump claims total victory in the slugfest with Iran by repeatedly pounding their fists with his face.

Trump has promised $300 Billion to Iran. Does he have any idea how many far right MAGA cop beating insurrections that money could compensate for their anti-Democracy riots? Further, Trump's folly does nothing to help free the Iranian people he led to believe could overthrow a tyrannical regime. 🤬

Some joker tried to convince me that Senator Josh Hawley and Senator Tom Cotton were two different people.

The people who decided to color ketchup bottles red so you can't see how much is left are not at the very top of the list of people I'm going to string up by their thumbs after the revolution but they are on the list.

For sale, self-respect, never used.

Caught moving the Ayn Rand books to the children's section again. 😉

Name one fucking thing in this new agreement that is worth bombing a school of young girls. He breaks things so he can take credit for partially repairing them. And he does it again and again and again...

One thing you should know about me is most days it's a struggle not to go down a rabbit hole... so hippity-hop mfr

Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a 💙 or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.

Food got fancy when ma put it on tooth picks.

Cats are at their highest level of “yeah pick up the pace, bitch” when they watch me clean the litter box and then immediately go when I’m done.

Three things that have gone extinct. 3. The Dodo 2. Woolly Mammoths 1. The thank you wave after you let people cut into traffic.