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Omg wait until you turn 60! They give you blue blocker sun glasses and a bird feeder. Yeah, shit starts breaking down and falling off your body, but weed is legal so you won't give a shit.

The baby robins left their nest this morning. I’ll miss the parent robins yelling at me every time I go out the front door.

A beeping truck just parked and now I hear hydraulics and it sounds big and now I gotta go check

I want to host a tiny art gallery box and a tiny library and a tiny keychain exchange and a vending machine that drops snacks and magic and invite people to the garden for iced tea and birb watching Retirement plans.

Holy Moses, I have been deceived Now the wind has changed direction, and I'll have to leave Won't you please excuse my frankness But it's not my cup of tea Holy Moses, I have been deceived! open.spotify.com/track/4gpxT8...

I was raised on the wrong side of the algorithm

I went a few blocks out of my way to show the teens in my truck how to identify an unmarked police vehicle.

Time for Scooby Snacks!

Hubs seeks: someone to go with him to see Alice Cooper cuz yeah no, I went last year and that was plenty of Alice for me, but apparently not for Hubs. Weirdos only cuz well, Alice.

I would love to be selling my work But the back end of the sales kills. The communication, the asking for money and the actually getting it to the mail i absolutely suck at But selling my work again would be nice and solve many issues

Love is love. Pass it on.

Planet Earth by Duran Duran is just so so good… absolute banger.. even after all these years.

Love will win. Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

Going into the holodeck to chainsmoke a pack of holocigarettes, no smell no addiction just watching the cherry burst with light on every drag. A long slow "fuuuuuuck" on every exhale

Sorting out my ghosts.

Be kind to me, this is my first time as a human. Prior to this I was a walrus

Stop choosing disappointing people, choose cheese instead.

This is a pretty good answer.

Get your shit together. Quit canceling your dentist appointment.

Planning my funeral like I know what's up

Imagine living rent free in someone’s head and they don’t even have a comfy couch

Things that never fully fermented. (But now that I see the vine/wino letter play I may revisit this one, but I know I won't. Sigh)

Did you ever make so much stuff that you forgot about like 90% of it until you scroll through old pics and are like omg I made that?

Love is Love Happy Pride 🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Anyone actually read the CVS receipt? Really good coupons. Mine from today had $4 off your next purchase, buy one get one belly rub, Pharmacist for a Day, all you can eat catfish, free oil change (valid only at pharmacy drive thru), cosmetics aisle ghost tour, and a kiss from the general manager.

Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles

The best way to tell that your sunscreen is effective is to miss 45 percent of the top of your feet.

Full moon..

Unfurling

Please don't bring your either/or to an and situation

"Fuck it I'm eating the cheese"

Well will ya lookit who came for bfast?

I’m going to start replacing sections of the sidewalk in front of my house with my own version of the Walk of Fame. Who should be memorialized in my cul-de-sac?

I will gladly be the villain if it means I get peace.

love how coffee gives me energy to complain about how tired I am

The bird family has moved out and I am inconsolable

My mid-life crisis will take the form of a tattoo of the Loch Ness Monster with chainsaw tits

Are you there, God? Will I ever be fancy enough to own a perfectly stocked tray of booze in my living room, like in the soap operas?

So wild to think that my body (MY FABULOUS FEMALE BODY) has DIFFERENT LAWS governing it when I cross state lines, but your MAN body does NOT, is a PROBLEM. Seriously WTAF?

Do all y'all talk about meal planning as much as we do? Ffs.

Small one shot doodle. This is me relaxing/taking it easy it seems. Both art wise and as a day 6.5x6.5 pen and paper #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark

💛🧡🩶 I love the sky!!

Sending a postcard to myself to figure out where I am. I wish I was here there now.

I love him.

I am not made for this world but I will stand and tremble in it anyway.

A bouquet of loaded nachos, for me?

Dear tooth fairy, my parents suck