NickNackPaddyWhack
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SIDE BANGS
about 7 hours ago
Drink an extra glass of water and put yourself in the mindset of having the best Monday you can imagine
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Erin Swartz (she/her)
5 days ago
Mini piecakin = Coconut cake crust with pumpkin pie custard.
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Mom asked what we plan to do when we retire and I fumbled a little and said I didn’t know. We plan to take care of our parents, mom.
about 7 hours ago
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BlobStar
about 15 hours ago
Getting smooshed and molded into a new broken record later. Getting smooshed and molded into a new broken record later. Getting...*record scratch*
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In a few weeks my project will be over, my little team will disband, and I’ll be left to deal with the aftermath (The almost twenty pounds I gained being glued to my desk for five months)
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Grinch in Albuquerque 🎄
about 8 hours ago
I know I post a nearly identical poorly-lit photo of Higgins curled up in bed with his favorite toy like once a week, but it’s just so cute! 
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about 19 hours ago
made soup from scratch but it tastes funny cuz i used laughing stock haha ha this isn’t even today’s worst i have more 😬
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Axer Jenkins
about 7 hours ago
At my post, a thousand arrows sail towards my peeping slit. Each one is deflected by my my shield but I know one will get through eventually. That's why I built myself some plate made of hard work and determination because that combo can surely overcome a bodkin point!
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻
10 days ago
Today we celebrate the most sacred of holidays....ladies night at my local ace hardware
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Brick's House 🍁
10 days ago
(Quietly enjoying a pudding cup and a gentle Monkees documentary on PBS)
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Mary
9 days ago
Today on my road trip I had peppermint Hershey kisses followed by goldfish and frankly it felt like a pretty fancy party.
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Ben
9 days ago
no YOU’RE skeptical
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MrsFitz
10 days ago
How dare you give me the tools to help myself.
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alexis simpson
8 days ago
been doing a lot of existing in the Real World this weekend and, I gotta say, I don't know if i like it
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Ygrene
7 days ago
wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
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Dramatix 🍺
7 days ago
from idea to implementation in just 10 trips to the hardware store
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lalalyds
about 2 years ago
Assert dominance at the Thanksgiving table by peeling the skin off the turkey and wearing it on your face
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Ygrene
5 days ago
give me fuel give me fire give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
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ficklenuts might be one of the three Christmas spirits 🎄👻
4 days ago
My work friend gave me some cans of wet food that her cats didn't like, so when I come home and start pulling a bunch of cans of food out of my pockets my cats will probably think I've turned to a life of crime
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
2 days ago
*removing all the mini pretzels from the Chex mix and throwing them outside for the birds
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warm yellow light
2 days ago
I was doing stuff in the basement but eventually I became creeped out by the basement. so I am done doing stuff in the basement for the day
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Kip Conlon
2 days ago
To my aunts who said I’d be a real heartbreaker: WRONG.
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Michael Jay McClure
1 day ago
I hardly ever eat breakfast & much less go out to breakfast but here I am, breakfasting at a restaurant, & my fave part of it is coffee & the occasional kitchen worker who comes through the dining room with a cutting glance & disavowing the farce of it all. That’s what we deserve.
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crumbum
1 day ago
The TV talking to no one in particular.
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[Sic] Burns
about 20 hours ago
Listen sonny boy I delete more potential bangers before breakfast than you post all week now get off Santa’s lap the line’s getting long
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It's TheGirlPie!
29 days ago
The hard one, the easy one, the stepstool one. Good luck with your time today!
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Grinch in Albuquerque 🎄
3 days ago
The best time to go to bed was half an hour ago. The second best time is now.
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Uncle Duke
about 20 hours ago
Today, on an early morning walk through my hometown, the wind delivered the scent of a pizzeria prepping for the day, and I was instantly transported to 1980, and the humid back room of Vincent’s, my best friend and I pumping the quarters we’d stolen from our moms’ purses into the Asteroids machine.
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Ruby Slippers
10 days ago
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Summer Oakes- the Witch on the Hill 🇨🇦
1 day ago
I guess I could make a chocolate cake. With chocolate icing.
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PAM!
about 10 hours ago
I'm sitting on the sofa alone. No music. No television. It is absolutely silent except for what sound the fridge makes. No cars out there. At all.
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Joolia Ghoulia
about 14 hours ago
Hi, I can't come to work today. I haven't learned the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Give me another day or two to process it
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
about 10 hours ago
You're all getting kleenex box cozies for xmas.
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dave the turkey crab
about 10 hours ago
you’re like the wind beneath my wings if i had wings and you were windy
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I saw that picture you posted of me in the group chat and crossed you off my Christmas list
about 9 hours ago
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Eric Replatformed
about 21 hours ago
Waiting for the absolute last flake to fall before even considering picking up the shovel.
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Shade 5
4 days ago
*mouth full of yams This club can't even handle me right now
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Bogey
4 days ago
Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
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Vlada Mars
3 days ago
Moment is enough to change the course of your life. Don’t miss it.
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Indu Pillai
2 days ago
Thankfully, the arrowhead of a poison-tipped thought doesn’t engage until signed for.
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Vlada Mars
2 days ago
Find me again among the trees, in the whisper of the wind and quiet of the sea.
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Moonpie
1 day ago
Buckets of chunky glitter out of my eyelashes.
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Indu Pillai
1 day ago
You have no choice. I have no choice. It never was a thing to be had. It has been sighted, though, like the Loch Ness.
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Mary
about 13 hours ago
Taking my daughter back to college. The number of cars off the road from yesterday’s storm until I got bored of counting: 29.
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First it was Thanksgiving and then it was moms birthday and sister in laws birthday and then it was tiny niece’s birthday and then it was father in laws birthday and now it’s Sunday night but I’m not complaining at least I have a mom and a sister in law and a niece and a father in law.
about 10 hours ago
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Needless To Say
about 10 hours ago
Have a holly jolly Christmas and a perfect MRI I don't know if there'll be snow but I know about MRIs
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MrsFitz
about 12 hours ago
This year's holiday decor is called "That's All I Can Muster".
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Retacof
about 10 hours ago
I love it when the tree is the only light in the room.
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Tamper Proof Lid
about 18 hours ago
When I was little my mom would yell at me to use tp to blow my nose instead of tissues cause it was cheaper and I guess tissues were, like, conspicuous consumption or something. Now, my wife yells at me when I blow my nose with tp instead of tissues cause it’s weird or whatever. This is what life is
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sarah
about 16 hours ago
i think some of us become so excessively kind because we've been treated so cruelly before
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