Wendy
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Iāll mentally call it a day usually right after breakfast.
over 1 year ago
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MrsFitz
11 days ago
*Me, watching a movie in which a torch appears out of nowhere* "Oh look, somebody just got back from the torch store."
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PAM!
5 days ago
Can't say why, but I feel like if an otter (river) played a musical instrument, it would be an accordion.
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lalalyds
26 days ago
I dunno but I think a bologna and cheese sandwich with crushed doritos on it might fix a few of us
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Salty MacTavish
about 20 hours ago
Ok: fill the pool with zooplankton to eat the algae then import a couple dozen humpbacks to eat the zooplankton do I have to think of everything?
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Astr0z0mbreez
about 19 hours ago
Iād let you take a Bomb Pop from my freezer
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rstevens š¦šØ
about 18 hours ago
My tiny insect friend is named Gnat, which is short for Gnatthew
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Cosmic Clau
8 days ago
well look at that another day has passed isn't life just wonderf- *walks straight into a wall*
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Iād rather listen to the key cutting machine at Loweās than fingernails tapping against anything in a video.
1 day ago
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my favorite facial expression is āunprecedented disasterā
1 day ago
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goofnor
3 days ago
patient needs music, stat
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chris.
6 days ago
One thing I notice that people don't like is when I post.
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chris.
6 days ago
If you walk away for long enough, people will have the conversation for you.
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chris.
2 days ago
And a Flaming Hot Cheeto drink for the lady?
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Astr0z0mbreez
6 days ago
Everything weāve ever loved & lost are waiting for us in a Sunset. Thatās why they feel magnetic duh
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
3 days ago
"do you have any hobbies?" uh yeah it's called my rich inner life, brother
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
2 days ago
*arranging my fish sticks into a Lincoln log-style cabin with a tartar sauce moat
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crumbum
4 days ago
Not sleeping as a personality.
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Julie Lavender Menace š³ļøāā§ļø
3 days ago
My dentist's office finally put in a drive-thru window. It's about time.
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rollie
6 days ago
i eat all my meals over the sink or on public transportation or in a strangers attic
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rollie
6 days ago
everything i needed to know i learned while making mistakes
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andy vs.
16 days ago
Commenting "this is grotesque" on every post in my linkedin feed
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andy vs.
14 days ago
Sometimes I like to have a cookie as a sort of breakfast appetizer
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andy vs.
11 days ago
Starting to suspect I've acquired a cursed artifact or two
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Kellalena
9 days ago
When someone ignores me, I totally agree
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Kellalena
8 days ago
Some things are better left screamed into an open field
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Kellalena
8 days ago
Just broke my hair clip and now have seven years of bad hairdos
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Danny
12 days ago
Twizzler sounds like a Batman villain.
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Danny
5 days ago
It feels like sleeping in hot soup.
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Danny
2 days ago
I placed the call but at the end of it I said "Thanks for the call."
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Danny
2 days ago
If you want you can give things your own names like long sleeve socks or deep dish bed sheets.
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Joolia Ghoulia
3 days ago
Establish dominance at your Monday morning meeting by being the one who sobs the longest
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Astr0z0mbreez
5 days ago
Lemme just sayāyouāre not truly a mallrat until youve kissed your lover between Frank Sinatraās mug shot & Bob Marley tokin a joint inside a Sam Goodyās poster display rack for privacy
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mr potato
24 days ago
i donāt like going to the barber but there are so few avenues to get a grown man to spin me around in a chair a little
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Dire Wolf
6 days ago
We are all in this together. Like hostages.
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Faded Signals
13 days ago
Protect your peace without apologizing for it.
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Tusk Jenkins
5 days ago
Smooth understanders just get me every time or at least they "hey baby you make sense" that they do
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Salty MacTavish
7 days ago
Yes I love you, but I also love moss piglets
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Roxy
12 days ago
Singing "The Wheels on the Bus" at the top of my lungs even though I don't know the words.
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Bart
4 days ago
Just sitting outside with my bird identifier app getting ready to fuck some shit up
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4 days ago
me: i had a dream that i said to my toilet lid āweāre both wearing tank tops lol i should post thisā & then my toilet bowl said to me āno . donāt post it. itās not funny. itās gonna tank oh haha post thisā my gynecologist: what
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Salty MacTavish
4 days ago
When I hear a Gordon Lightfoot song, I am barefoot in the soft sand, my sideburns dancing in a gentle breeze as I watch a marmalade sunset through the haze of Benson & Hedges smoke
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weeder
3 days ago
Imagine asking people to rewind in this day and age
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ĪαĻια ĪιĻĻινη
3 days ago
Explain it to me like you're not sure what you're talking about
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Seagull Gorgon
18 days ago
Sorry, can't talk rn, too busy raging against the dying of the light
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she was aloof, hard to decipher, no one really knew what interested her Pinterest:
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added some pasta water to my skincare routine
4 days ago
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[trying to sleep] brain: how far could we throw a mini cupcake
4 days ago
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remember when Morrissey sang āplease please please shut up about your overnight oatsā
4 days ago
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My son asked my daughter to check on his pizza so she opened the oven door and said, āhow ya doing in there?ā
6 days ago
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how many calories does rigorous analysis burn
6 days ago
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