Oh my god the Bad Boys were the Cops.

A million NORD VPN users finding out what Cloudfare is rn

A million AO3 readers finding out what Cloudfare is rn

Das halbe Internet ist weg #Cloudfare

It's about time for another stroke, isn't it?

Is it too much to ask that five other people also learn this roller skating dance routine?

I hope IT doesn't keep a log of the most failed password attempts.

Watching Radio Flyer as an adult is a dark trip.

If you've dressed as Spock for more than one Halloween in a row, it's safe to say you've got a touch of the 'tism I'm finding out.

Feeling pretty sorry for people named Al right now.

I would wait in a tent on a sidewalk for tickets to this if I had to.

If anyone took a look at your phone's storage would they 100% be weirded out, or are you a regular person

I tried to warn you two years ago

I bet there's not one place in the world where there are 10,000 spoons and 0 knives

The only quiet blender is 800 dollars. I'll dry swallow my protein powder at 5am before I spend 800 dollars.

I can't believe football players have the audacity to try to be entertaining after the half time marching band

The coolest thing about a lack of object permanence is you have absolutely no regrets

Edmund Fitzgerald, Lilly Allen. That's what I care about today.

There is a boomer in the library teaching their zoom class at top volume I want to throw things book shaped things

if and when 🧊comes near my city, I will be using all of my vacation days to be the biggest in the way bitch I can be

Hope my 1A Variant's timeline is going well. I bet I'm re doing my kitchen.

liking all of your disgusting posts is my love language

Dark mode, but for outside

You can just be a Special Collections Librarian and they don't get to. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEAVE YOUR DRINK ON THE TABLE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!

The most pseudo-boomer thing I do is call these tweets

Going as a dead showgirl for Halloween. Oh no, Wait. A Dead show girl.

I have a theater degree but can also define the infield fly rule

Cheers to anyone who was in a marching band. I couldn't do any of the things that are required of you to be in a marching band.

Ooh, it's almost the time of year where I remind everyone that the amount of triptophan in the turkey you eat is nowhere near enough to affect you in any way. Also that the little round supplement patches are placebos. On here because my irl friends avoid me

"IP address?" you mean the bathroom?

@foxgrrl.bsky.social Thank you for creating and adding to that block list. That must have taken some serious time.

Fantastic block list. If they came here to piss, let them only hit their own shoes.

Don't forget to block the pinche government from your Bluesky. 🚫👑

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw: Billy Eugene Billy Missoula Billy Boseman GD60 as a whole Billy Outlaw Do you count like Jerry's Middle Finger and Mason's Children? Mason's Children tomorrow in Mt Shasta

Master list of the administration’s accounts to block since they’ve flooded BlueSky👇

BLOCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IMMEDIATELY! bsky.app/profile/eva....

Define your music tastes in 8 artists The Grateful Dead Billy Strings Jamiroquai Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso Eek-a-Mouse Ween Mort Garson Tenacious D

You'd like me to go?

Highschool Battle of the Bands, but instead of the gym it's my yard, and instead of instruments, it's my trash, and instead of teens it's racoons.

There is an Internet Archive Canada - is a thing you should know. And one for Europe, too. internetarchivecanada.org

You know those jokes about grandpapa moving to Argentina to hide? that will be how your grand kids shamefully talk about you if you join ICE and we don't get you when this is all over.

oh what a time to be alive (shitty)

There are three types of people: people who love Oklahoma, people who hate Oklahoma, and people who think I'm talking about a state

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

My largest delusion is thinking I can grow my eyesight back by not wearing my readers and trying hard.

I know it kind of went out in the 90s, but they should cover more spaceships in carpet.

Sorry about my spelling mistakes, I've accidentally set my phone font to wingdings

The funniest part about the 90’s was the scariest most gangster dudes would walk around wearing a Tweety bird shirt