I've never eaten at Chick-fil-A. I wish I could get paid for that. 🏳️‍🌈

Work is really cutting into my sitting in the parking lot outside of work time

The Signature Bluesky Experience™

Sometimes you find an image you must skeet so the world may know you better

I have a suspicion Kerrygold super yellow butter is a "turn a bug into a feature" situation

Before my grandmother died she gave me some sage advice: -troll like Anatoly -smash like guacamole -square up like ravioli -roll out like roly-poly

@mchshe.bsky.social Did you know these stickers exist? Someone found them and thought of me. Lolol

Voxel Silica storage.

I'm not saying I'm going through a midlife thing, but

Rosewater at the Southern Oregon Treehouse resort

So I finally finished the drawing I wanted to do for Valentine’s Day🫪 I kept remembering that one S3 crew mug with Crowley dressed up as Cupid on it and well… Tagging for possible spoiler-ish mug which I will leave in the next post thingy (Comment section? Whatever.) #go3spoilers #spoilers

100% true.... When I met the person who gave birth to me she told me I could probably use a daily exercise routine. Also, I learned why I had a thing for redheads. That side of my genetic family were all readheads. 🤮 Happy Mother's Day Weekend! I am fit. I'm really fit. So wtf.

The college kids keep putting this back like this because it's the first one they've seen

Remember how fucking cool Miranda July was?

Yes. Use your damn potions, they're just weighing down your bag of holding

If anyone wants a delightfully trashy reality tv show with one billion seasons, "The Only Way is Essex" is like viewing a zoo enclosure. It's like if Nerds Gummy Clusters was TV.

One wild thing about the 80s/90s was that the Micro Man was regular sized -and even appeared really large next to his product.

@fearnehill.bsky.social two Tribes was amazing character work. The setting detail also. Just so great. Enough to come find you on here and tell you. 🩵

fuckboi scott fitzgerald was his full name

Does anyone want to start smoking with me? Feels like an end time activity.

The ole girl is showing signs of lyfe. I'll keep you posted

Hear me out.. Pizza ATM

Scientific studies on animal populations that stop breeding usually point to "shit being majorly fucked up."

Fit Check: Except it's am I a fit for this spinning orb in space

If one Boomer remote teacher reads this and understands it's extremely uncool to hold your Zoom classes in the library at top volume, I will have done my civic duty.

There was a certain era of college where they taught you that you shouldn't flush pee. God help you if your friends all went to college in that era.

Ok MyChart. I will owe you that 22 dollars until eternity. Thanks for the weekly text.

It's bullshit that I can get hangovers from eating candy now.

Wow, it occurs to me that Bill Gates is an incredibly appropriate name are there extreme nerds on Bluesky we will find out

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I trim my bangs in the bathroom on company time.

I just met the nicest family and it's crazy how uncomfortable they made me

Anyone else who works with Gen Z kids ... Do they also sniff loudly all day instead of blowing their nose? I'm about to lose it. My job.

40 🏭 🔥s!

i know bobby brady irl. he plays in a local dead cover band called The Pranksters

The Brady parents met first at Grief Counseling group, and then again at Forgetting Big Things About Your Life class.

Can I get a HuuYaaahhh for this Wednesday morning?

Once I lost my retainer in a Sbarro's trashcan in Fashion Island, and me and my grandma and mom dug through dumpsters to get it back. This skeet is for me because this is where I store memories.

Daughter works at a grocery store. Tweaker came in & asked if the owners & her boss were cool. She said yes and it was a mom and pop type store. He was like, Ok, I was going to steal, but I'll go somewhere else, and that is the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard. Shoppers Corner, Santa Cruz.

Happy Foreplay to Humpday. Play safe (don't skeet and drive unless it's a really good one)

My running bit is that I never say "Italy." I only say "Where Spiderman Far From Home was filmed."

Life yucky ☹️> look at phone > hi guys! 😁> Oh no didn't fix life > life yucky☹️> look at phone>

The Legendary Mrs. Ford™︎ pointed out something this morning: “Anthony Bourdain WAS the mythical ‘Joe Rogan of the Left,’ but the world was so shitty he clocked himself out.”

Good morning theys, thems, gays, and gems.

Nazi cypher "the Enigma," strangely enough solved by Benedict Cumberbatch

Grateful Shred, Arcata, Ca tonight

Good Morning to everyone except the half of the country who are pretending they didn't vote for this exact madness montage

like maybe the public would be getting less frothy and toothy about this if big tech hadn’t spent the last three years constantly threatening the public with impoverishment and feudal control, idk

What kind of LuLu Lemon ass hotel in Palo Alto ass app connected spy mirror peloton crazy pay to work out in your hotel room type bullshit ass type shit fuck is this

I ❤️ Oakland

Do they make a phone screen that isn't reflective when it goes black after corn videos end?