I just heard someone use the term “Sweet Potato Hitler” That is genius and I’m gonna use that.

In hindsight, drinking an 8oz glass of prune juice 2 hours before bed may not have been in the best interest of a restful sleep. Two words… Butt Waterfall.

🎃The Passion of Jack-O-Lanterns🎃

There's a little over a month to go to get your entries into the 2025/26 South Downs Photo Competition. Our judges are looking for beautiful images not only of well-known icons but also unexpected aspects of the Park, not typically seen. 📷 Ian Brierley 📍 Wolstonbury Hill

90 miles down Oxford Street! #GoodOmens

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I wonder if I could talk Anna into booping his nose for me🤔

PIRATE BOOTIES!

Someone please tell me there is an AziraCrow fic of The Mummy (Brendan Fraser version)

Not only should they be paid doctor level wages, they should also be getting active duty war zone pay. I don’t think any teacher signed up to teach kids how to avoid getting shot.

Feel better with Aziracrow fluff 🥰 @katmacberrie Prompt: Bounty Hunter Librarian Aziraphale tracks down Crowley, who keeps library books to get his attention WIP - Posting Tues. & Friday Spread Me Open Like One of Your Books Enderhuntress Rated E archiveofourown.org/works/71297156 #GoodOmensFic

What’s that? You need a handsome Midweek Michael? Well here he is!

I had to do it.. 👀 🖤🤍

Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!

“I use it for brainstorming.” is quickly becoming my most hated pro-AI statement. YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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When your boyfriend asks you to sleep over but he’s The Serpent of Eden.

I wanna get in on this “what should David perform at the BAFTAs” thing. I hope David hosts next year’s BAFTAs bc I want him to perform all the roles from West Side Story à la Cher.

So very pretty🥰

I know we all look back at our youth with rose tinted glasses, but when I was young, racist nazi bigot fuckfaces were held accountable with a split lip, a black eye and were ostracized from civilized society until they unlearned their hateful ways. I’d like my fancy pink glasses back please.

#ARSE G.O. FAM Just in case there's someone one who hasn't listened to or watched this. Enjoy those finger lickin' finger clicks! "He was big and strong and his eyes were flaming gold" Good Omens | RASPUTIN youtu.be/6i_vYVR8EGg?... via @YouTube

Now's the perfect time to share a special gift for @terryandrob.bsky.social ! Happy birthday, Rob!🤍🖤😇😈✨🌎🥂 #myart #goodomens #robwilkins #aziraphale #crowley #terrypratchett #wahoo

Reposting his jack-o-lantern for his birthday. Happiest of birthdays to Rob Wilkins🎃🧡

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If Mr Rogers and Aziraphale had a baby… This look shouldn‘t rev my engine as much as it does🥵

The demon needs space... #GoodOmens

Alas, I was not raptured today. I was enraptured by Michael Sheen’s glorious thighs though😏

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

Who are you calling 'Autumn obsessed'? ⠀ 📷 Jamie Fielding 📍 Halnaker Holloway, Chichester⠀

They're finally going for that picnic #GoodOmens

A Video at Bedtime. Nighty night, my friends. youtu.be/TgWiDn8D088?...

Cecil's love-life was beautiful yet tragic. He crushed so hard on Peter Watson & Greta Garbo. He was inexperienced & shy, but desperate to be loved by them. Peter wanted to chase, not be pursued💔 Greta would lead him on, then flee, & he'd chase her over a lifetime until she ran & withdrew forever💔

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🤣😂🤣😂🤣 The most ridiculous jack-o-lantern I‘ve ever done! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 My fellow Good Omens fanatics! I give you Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis!

And laundry is done! Clean underwear for all!!

Woo! Auntie duty is over for the day! I love that kiddo, but he is a tornado of energy.

If our ✨wonderful✨ leaders didn’t get sucked up on this #RaptureDay, they could do with a reminder about what’s really important. youtu.be/Qw2q7_CyDw8?...

I feel this all the way into my toes!

We need more people like Rick Steves in the world.

Bubo is enjoying the cool breeze & does not appreciate his photo being taken.

To celebrate Happy Rapture Day, I’m reposting the best thing I’ve ever done in my whole life which is kinda sad if I thought about it too long! ANGEL BONGOOOOOOOS!

Give us your favorite Michael Sheen gifs. I’ll start… you minx!

I love them, your honor. #goodomens #sketches

I think about them every day, even if I don't talk about it. After a long break, I'm back. I miss them, and I missed you GO fam. #GoodOmens

Hehehe I love this guy. I've watched several of his shorts now they are great youtube.com/shorts/sq97h...

Look at this gorgeous thing 😻 www.etsy.com/listing/4374...

Ugh I just had an idea of making Crowley and Jane Austen besties. And while they’re planning the 1810 Clerkenwell bank heist, she teaches him needlepoint. Idle hands and all that (to which Crowley gives her his devilish smirk). Decades later, he makes this.