#predatorbadlands in a nutshell

Goon a movie? THE GOONIES HAHAhaha…I don’t think I did it right.

I haven’t watched Frankenstein yet because I’m not sure my heart can take another sad goth boi creature pulling at my heartstrings. But I will. And I’ll cry. Again.

LADIES AND GENTLEGOBLINS! How stressed out GenX parents flirt in these End Times:

Took the fam to see Predator: Bad Lands and it was fun! No spoilers, but I was worried for a hot second that we were gonna have a little bit too much Disneyfication. Just a bit. But it was a good time and the spawn enjoyed it!

It is almost impossible to describe in words the wonder and infinite inspiration of this masterpiece by Léon Bonnat... the sublime graphic technique, the millimetric details of absolute perfection, the masterful encounter of light and shadow are the quintessence of absolute figurative elegance..

I don’t think I shared this here! #goodomens

I’ve been a grumpus! Have some funny❤️ Possums aren’t native in England. It was an honest mistake!

"You don't dance." So Aziraphale never told Crowley about his hot girl summer at the discreet gentlemen's club. This amuses me.

Welp, kids! We got our insurance package for next year and WOOOOOOO! It just about doubled so now we have a second mortgage! Thanks, MAGA!

Runs around in circles biting arm!

I know I bring this up a lot but it’s really helped my own internet experience and kept a ton of peace on my content sphere. Do not be afraid to block an account. For your own mental health. For a peaceful scroll. For whatever reason. No justification needed, this is your free time to enjoy!

*looks to the left and right* What’s your favorite movie to hate on? Mine is this fucking thing⬇️⬇️⬇️ Perfect example of abusive toxic masculinity cosplaying as “genius savior instructor teaches youngun the ways of the force!” YODA did it BETTER.

People: An AI country song just topped the billboards! Isn’t that neat?? Remmick:

SOME GOOD NEWS!

Trump: *gets booed massively in front of a huge stadium crowd* Senate Democrats: Wait, they should be booing at us!

Hey! Today we find out what our insurance package will be for next year because when you’re employed in America, your employer gets to decide how cheap they can be with your benefits! EVERY YEAR! And every year it’s like a box of chocolate covered shit! You never know what you’re gonna get!

Some of the ornaments in Friday’s Good Omens shop drop!

Where my Buffy fans at??

The super rich are starving the poor. Let’s give a collective middle finger together and feed some people!

People are starving in America and Capitalism is shoving these ads everywhere. Ah! What a heady mix of 1984 and Brave New World we are being served! Who needs a shot when you can lose 11lbs by Thanksgiving just by being the working poor denied food assistance? AMIRITE? Gleafer is salty today.

*Starts laughing and then starts crying*

Yes, yes. Bearded Aziraphale is a smoke show. But picture this *makes cinema hands* bearded DEMON! Aziraphale is gobsmacked when he sees an unshaven Crowley!

Look at this gorgeous art!!!

Need more fantastic GO artists? Yes have some!

Apparently if you kill enough needy kids, they give you $1 trillion

Give us a kiss.

Terror Turkey laughing as he disrupts my spawn’s homework time.

Guess what my 13 year old spawn wants for CHRIMUS! Go on! Guessssss!

Why I can never find any of my files:

It’s almost like the GOP just want to kill the ACA and go back to the days when their buddies in the insurance industry made money hand over fist while constantly denying life saving care to human beings with zero consequences! Remember! These ghouls get universal healthcare!

You can also say “Why can’t YOU just SHADDAP?”

GUYTH!!! Because of your support I have now, just over these last two weeks, been able to donate over $300 to food pantries! I’ve also given to RAINN and the ACLU! PIGEON POWER! We fight for GOOD (and smutty nonsense)

Now THIS is my favorite @mchshe.bsky.social photo ever❤️

This makes me feel squiggly in the tummy. That’s a lot of eyeballs. 👀

I’ve been battling my chronic crap for the last three weeks and finally the flare up ended! AND the blue wave didn’t disappoint! AND it’s gorgeous out! Here’s my big face enjoying this lovely fall day with a heart full of hope for America❤️

New York, I love you!

The first chapter of The Rock of Your Refuge, the third and final part of Vine Slips, is nearly done. Hoping to publish within the next few days, but here’s the starting paragraph 💔

Oh nooooo! We’re Win Losing again!

Aunt Gladys has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Björk’s Venus as A Boy is Aziraphale. PeriodUH.

“We must only speak good of the dead. Dick Cheney is dead. Good.” -Bette Davis, probably

Today is Godzilla Day, an anniversary celebration for the monster that made me fall in love with cinema. I've written a lot about the big guy over the years, so here's some of my favorite pieces:

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*looks to the left and right* Whispers: “Dubai chocolate is overrated. By a LOT.” Waits for onslaught.

Morning me is irresponsibly making plans for evening me. Pot roast for dinner??? Dream on, sparky. We doin’ sloppy joes.

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times:

Me flirting: Do you know why mummies are a rare find? Well, I’ll tell ya! Europeans would EAT mummies ground up in a paste to cure ailments. It was called medicinal cannibalism and it was all the craze in the 16th century which caused a “gold rush” effect on harvesting the corpses. The sauce⬇️