An E-rated Reverse Omens Valentine's Day fic based on @gleafer.bsky.social art, you say? 😁💕 Hee hee hee... Happy Love (and Smut!) Day, my darlings! Read the fic here: archiveofourown.org/works/795233... And check out Gleafer's wonderful Patreon if you're curious about the beautiful...

Happy valentines to them 💕

Have a Valentine’s Day repost to celebrate the #goodomens movie release date!

MAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYgaspTHIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRTEEEEEEENTH *faints*

I mean…there aren’t any Jaffa Cakes in heaven, so… Another version of #goodomens THE KISS

I’m trying to trim up for pretzeled artist back issues. I’m on Ofuckthis. It’s like Ozempic, but instead of a shot, you wear your jeans from 5 years ago. Talk to your doctor before trying. It may cause rage outs that result in holes in walls and bite marks on the refrigerator handle.

Next time I get confronted for doing something wrong at my job I’m also going to start yelling “DOW JONES” like an aggravated turkey vulture.

So a client gave me a little inside scoop how these asshole corporations are forcing workers/vendors to use AI that they stupidly invested millions in even though NOBODY WANTS TO. They are forcing AI on their employees by making them have to meet a time quota on usage or else. Fuck this timeline.

Art director: Hey! I wanted to make sure we got you on this project before…well, you know. Me: Before AI completely destroys my career? AD: Yeah. Me: YEAH. Good thing I’ve got my comics! AD: oh! What kind of comics? Me: You know what kind.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Another Iron Lung art? Yes have some!

Gorgeous!

Let’s see your Monday face: Mine are both.

The answer to why they do that (The whole post is worth reading) www.tumblr.com/allthingswhu...

If you see this post a character that starts with a D.

@azfell-esq.bsky.social Crowley’s second attempt at giving the angel notes was also a huge failure.

If you haven’t seen Markiplier’s Iron Lung, do it before it leaves theaters! #ironlung

They are each other’s favorite idiots 😌

Free mini-comic on my Patreon! #goodomens www.patreon.com/posts/150153...

January’s Patreon oneshot is now on AO3! IT’S NEVER DUCK is a 5+1 comedy of texting and autocorrect. archiveofourown.org/works/79075186 The poll for February’s oneshot is live through the end of Sunday GMT if you’d like to join the Bookworms and cast your vote 👀 www.patreon.com/posts/149878...

Gosh I love these two! @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social

No one belittles the demon if the angel is around... #GoodOmens

Me adding a new tier to my Patreon and feeling like I’m a 15 year old asking the cute guy in my class out on a date:

Today’s mood brought to you by the letter “M” for MURDER.

Heyyyyyyy WOW! Could he be an even BIGGER POS? Yes he can, apparently! Yes he can. I won’t post it here, but dear leader tweeted a video of the Obamas’ faces on ape bodies. Tired, crusty, dusty racist white people need to go extinct, already. All of them. Yeeted into space.

BE BRAVE! You asked for it! 90s boy and Crowley:

Added a couple songs to my Ineffable Playlist if ya wanna vibe with me❤️ music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

My GenX brain thinking everything I draw is super cringe, but also being GenX enough to not care and post it anyway. #genx superpowers cut both ways!

He’s never on here so I feel VERY comfortable posting this riiiiiight here: BAPPY HIRFDAY, @mchshe.bsky.social ! I’m a fan. Shocker. I may even have snuck him into a few commercial storyboards for Arizona Lotto when no one was looking.

@texacilian.bsky.social I bought these for Rupert! Does this count as a shoe purchase?😅

This skeet deserves this YouTube…EET? youtu.be/kfLjhXA70Og?...

The bookshop always looks strange with no lights on.

Please tell me that means he’s back 🥹🥹🥹

ANGEL IS HOME!

Help Misha Collins, our beloved Castiel, raise money for immigrant families being terrorized in America! #spn Fight fascism and Abolish ICE! give.randomacts.org/campaign/763...

The link takes you to them all. Probably the most popular was Courage. Which was graced with art by @gleafer.bsky.social Link: archiveofourown.org/works/645737...

Remember! “MnMs found in the bottom of your purse” calories don’t count!

This… this just might do it

I’m going to hang out by the herbs in Jewel’s produce section and make all the old men nervous. 😈

#goodomens Comfort Chain? Yes have some!

So! I went with my crew to see #markiplier in his new movie Iron Lung. As a horror fan who loves a slow burn when done right, I enjoyed it thoroughly! I went in blind on the plot and felt it was very Event Horizon-ish. I hope this paves the way for him to make (and star in) more movies! A+++

A bday gift for one of the goblin mods of goodomensafterdark! The horny fandom Reddit sub that spawned me❤️ Happy birthday, BRAAAAAAAAAAAHMS!

“It’s he said, she said!” Mmmm. It’s he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said. Probably a few more she saids. Anyway! Judgement stands. DRACARYS.

Drop some hats!

There are small, female bodies buried at the golf course, I guarantee it.

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.