I need to up my color game. IT STINKS!-Jon Lovitz, probably Practice makes progress!

What’s with the rabbit?? *does the confused John Travolta meme*

LinkedIn: Hey! You’re getting noticed! Don’t forget to turn on notifications so we can alert you about being noticed! It’s nice being noticed! Did you notice our notifications about you getting noticed and how you should turn on your notifications so you notice the notices?? Please????

Watching some comfort movies ❤️

Pokes #primevideo with a stick. The gay couple next door is judging you.

CW: Narcassistic abuse Holidays are always a mix bag of emotions for everyone, especially those of us who’ve had complicated upbringing (to put it mildly). This is my second year of no contact with my parents and unfortunately there is truth in the saying “absence makes the heart grow fonder”.

Cherry pie always does the trick! #spn

#moviesky #whatthehellevenwasthat #80s was way trippier than the 70s

Guillermo del Toro: "I've taken some liberties in adapting the Mary Shelly novel, I hope everyone understands." Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."

I just watched Apostle (2018) and my thoughts are: 1) Dan Stevens makes the best crazy eyes in fight scenes… or in general. 2) Michael Sheen makes the best sad eyes when he’s playing a zealot… or in general. 3) I would’ve loved a bit more lore on the goddess. 4) WHO WAS THE GIMP?? Discuss.

Someone very dear to me trusted me with something sacred and I realized, just now, that I have become the adult my child self would’ve felt safe with. And that’s a fucking win in my book. Keep growing and evolving. Give the young people the strength and space they need. ❤️❤️❤️

Happy Boxing Day!❤️❤️❤️

Me placing a pretty, beaded mat on table to set treats on for guests: “Ah! Classy!” Teens: *IMMEDIATELY SPILLS MARINARA ON IT FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE STAINING THE BEADS* Me: *silently screams into void*

Me flirting: Hey! NICE ABS! Did you know that your belly button is attached to an organ and not just a floating tummy SpaghettiO? Well, URINE for a treat! It’s attached to your BLADDER by a tube (urachus ligament)! Rarely, our human balloon knot can reopen and urine can leak out of it! Neat-o!

It’s time for CHRIMUS MARGARITAS! What? Of course that’s a thing! A tradition even! Since when? Since now! Cheers with pinkies up!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! What the Jehova Witness at the crosswalk sees as we drive by blaring White Zombie, my car covered in gay fandom merch and Human Rights Campaign magnets, high on the Yuletide!

Eeeee!!!! I got a shiny new fic for Christmas!!!! 😍😍😍

Merry Christmas! Don’t forget to leave cookies out for Santa!

All Aziraphale wants for Christmas is his demon, and all I want for Christmas is for them both to be happy. So go unwrap your present, Angel! Merry Christmas to this wonderful fandom! I love you all! #Goodomens

Aziraphale, in fact, didn’t catch him because he got distracted by a dandelion who asked if he knew The Muffin Man! They don’t talk about the 70s. Don’t do drugs, kids.

Thank you Slytherat-wonderings for the lovely post! TREAT YO’SELF and join us over on Patreon! (Link in bio/18+ only!)

And if you DO watch it, trust me when I say, you’re going to get angry. Very. Angry. Use that anger to do good. Help where you can. Donate to the ACLU or find a law firm doing pro bono work to help free ICE detainees. immigrationjustice.us

Low budget movie that blew you away! I’ll go first! youtu.be/ZBGeErufQdY?...

My niece and her amazing friends created this game and already sold 20,000! Also, YOU name the price! “Rewritten” is a romantic choose your own adventure style game based in a bookshop where heroes come to life and have you join them on their quest! weirdlittlebeasties.itch.io/rewritten

Have you got your official South Downs National Park 2026 Calendar yet? 😍 Featuring stunning shots from last year’s photo competition, it showcases the National Park’s iconic views, landscapes and wildlife. 🔗Order here: southdowns.gov.uk/shop

It’s been two days and I’m already at the “stay up until the witching hour and sleep in until lunch” level of winter break for the teens.

Happy eighth night of Chanukah!

#UmaMusume fandom is seriously amongst the best in the world. #Gaming

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE! Finally, our days will start getting longer again! Dracula:

I’m going to the gym. I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go. Because my joints keep hurting me. Perimenopausal bs bugging me. This is ridiculous. I’ll go. Time for exercise #TAG who’s tagging back?

Show me how your 2025 went.

Before and after Christmas shopping.

Did I not share this here?! #jonhamm @archangelicgabriel.bsky.social See? Soft for devilish things!

Lock Screen mood with music choice…GO!

I just really like how this Dagon turned out.❤️ #illustration

Lazy people will do anything except do the work. Or practice the craft.

“The person who leaves isn’t sick. They’re having a healthy response to a sick environment. They’re the fever that signals the infection, not the infection themselves.” Thank you, random TikTok video. I needed that shot in the arm today.

The come back kid with the white knight rizz! #welcometoderry

Me who is hoping to get Christmas cards, cookies, shopping and cleaning done *checks notes* in the next 48 hours:

I let the vole free in the garden since it’s no longer negative bullshit degrees outside. There is a vole-shaped hole in my heart…and probably the floorboard because how else did that lil’ jerk get in??

Me looking at other people’s art: AW! I love it! That’s FIRE! AMAZING! GAHGEOUS! 😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ Me looking at my own art:

Happy Hanukkah! ❤️❤️❤️

Ooooh ARRRRTISTSSSS!

Where my Lucian from Underworld fans at?? Feral Lucian without vampy wife vs Domesticated Lucian with vampy wife.

Yep. Although I am slightly ashamed of being on Instagram. But the art there! 😍❤️

I mean… LOOK AT THIS FACE! They’re the size of mice, but have teeny ears and a short tail. They’re super chill.

There was a vole in my kitchen. So I caught it. Now it’s in a box in the basement. Full of blankets and birdseed. Warm and safe from -5° outside. I’ll chop up a carrot for it tomorrow. Le sigh. I’m a sucker for little, unloved things. *salutes spider on my ceiling*

Rob Reiner and his wife were murdered! www.reddit.com/r/entertainm...