After my accident, I decided to get the 6 Million Dollar Man treatment and my doctors said it would cost 52 million! This inflation is outrageous!!

That feeling when your congressional rep has never actually set foot in a grocery store before…

Sorry for the Wordle spoiler, but this analysis from the Wordle Bot cracked me up. “Your guess was pretty good, but it would have been better to guess the answer.”

Is bluesky going to make us revive the “all we asked for was an edit button” meme from the old twitter days?

Okay great, sure. But does nobody know what “lame duck” means anymore? It doesn’t mean you just suck as a president. It doesn’t even mean your party doesn’t control congress.

Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said “this car identifies as a Prius,” which is a douchey, punch down, conserva-humor bumper sticker. But the thing is…it was on a Tesla. Wha??

Dafuq is happening everywhere?!

Hard to believe someone could make CNN suck more, but if anyone has the skills to pull it off its Bari Weiss.

Today I saw an ad for a Mazda where a woman drives jauntily through the forest in her sure-footed Mazda only to find and get abducted by aliens, and…what exactly are we doing, here, Madison Avenue?

Spencer Pratt is a rare instance in Los Angeles of something shitty not getting greenlit.

Time for the evergreen gif…

They're probably checking the gender of the players.

This is a balm. Apply liberally.

CNN on Platner: The democrats have a real problem and haven’t been putting the best, properly vetted candidates forward. Dems are running, so ACCOUNTABILITY IS BACK, EVERYONE!!

Kind of ironic you can’t read this article if you don’t sign up. Maybe everything being paywalled has a chilling effect on reading. Add fiscal barriers for young adults/teens and corporatization of content and easy to see why kids eschew stuff aimed at them. But the problem definitely exists.

The closest reality comes to the human centipede thing is when 5 really slow people walk up the stairs in front of you.

The only people impressed by the Book of Mormon are people who grew up in the LDS church. Seriously…have you read it? It read like a parody of the bible it’s so ridiculous. “For it came to pass…!”

Dear 60-something guy driving a bright yellow Corvette with a "who is John Galt" bumper sticker; it's all a bit on-the-nose.

Will it reach MY ears? I would love to find out I have a happy secret.

Dem’s favorite is the golden mean fallacy. That said I’ve listened to call-in shows where the callers quote fallacies, and they almost always are using them wrong or outright don’t understand them. So a world where everyone was taught them in 8th grade or something would probably be insufferable.

Even if you ignore the racist, xenophobic message here, this analogy is comparing modern immigrant “invaders” to d-day troops that stormed the European continent and liberated it from a genocidal, fascist lunatic. This administration is so dumb they don’t understand what an analogy is.

Are the best cautionary lyrics about a fascist cult of personality written by…Abba?!?

If I ever got time-warped into the Middle Ages, I feel like I could really teach them a thing or two about social media.

Pete Hegseth just slashed the military's list of religious identities from 200+ options to 31. Gone? Humanist, Atheist, Pagan, and dozens of Christian denominations. There's no reason for this. It's pure sabotage. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/pete-hegse...

The Wicker Man With Two Brains Big Trouble in Little China Syndrome Jaws III: The Revenge of the Nerds Die Hardbodies Night of the Living Dead Poets Society #MergeTwoMovies

If you have the Mr. Belvedere theme song stuck in your head, the only way to get rid of it is to sit on your own balls.

“Ghost kitchen?!?!?” Go home, connections, you’re drunk.

Denial is a a river in Egypt.

If you have the Mr. Belvedere theme song stuck in your head, the only way to get rid of it is to sit on your own balls.

We’re impressed Scott Pelley opened his mouth and spoke up, but you know what would be way more impressive? If one of these WH press corps dolts opened their mouths and spoke up when Trump says, “Quiet piggy,” or “You should smile more,” etc. They are complicit cowards, every single one of them. (1)

If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.

Favorite Bond songs: 1. Bond ‘77 Theme by Marvin Hamlish 2.Diamonds Are Forever - Shirley Bassey 3. From Russia With Love - Matt Monroe The first isn’t a bond song per se, so I guess I’m cheating. And really if we were really including scores none of the actual songs would be top 3, but whatever.

2026 has made me believe in god…

The newly appointed Federal Director of All American News Media (a 19yo looksmaxxing influencer named Troyden) confidently strides in, crosses out "60 Minutes" and writes "69 Minutes."

Okay, I'm losing it. I looked at this photo and thought this kid had their ear up to someone's butt.

Remember all those other administrations where the president would disappear for days on end and the white house press briefings would instead be handled by the…*checks notes*…Administrator for Medicare & Medicaid Services?

Christians: "Why do people think we're hateful?"

I just ate an apple, then looked out the window to see a doctor slinking away with his cape pulled over his face! I guess it's true what they say!

Hi. I am the target demographic for this, and this Skeletor’s voice sucks. Also when are Hollywood writers going to get past this annoying self-aware humor period? I’m surprised Evil Lyn didn’t say “6-7” or some dumb shit. Sorry, not sorry.

First of all, why? Second of all…Deadline really has some serious quality control, eh?

Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house. What? Didn’t every kid have this on their wall in 1987?

Dems dealing with MAGA/GOP forever and ever:

It’s mind-boggling how bad corporations are at getting out of their own way. They are so concerned with optimizing every aspect of their business that they have made dealing with them insufferable.

COME FOR ME GMORK!!! I AM ATREYU!!

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

COME FOR ME GMORK!!! I AM ATREYU!!

Nightmare fuel.

Fiery Hot Take: The devil’s fiddle solo was better than Johnny’s. Interesting, evocative, creative, and well performed. Johnny was just fiddlin’…boring Georgia rote.

Really looking forward to the next 4 years when the left slowly accrues political power and uses it to forgive everyone on the right and constantly say “nobody wants to relitigate the last 4 years, they want us to look forward.”

Sign-up for the Freedom 250 concert is June 25th, 5pm. Bringing two friends and buying one drink gets you five minutes of stage time and a Trump cabinet appointment.