Uh yeah, can confirm. Record low snowpack in most of Utah, with most of the state at around half of what it normally is. Gonna be a dry summer.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was casting himself in his movies as someone with sex appeal. Oh wait, that's Woody Allen.

Hey Maine, seems there’s no need to settle for a Schumer-picked elderly centrist OR a shady Nazi tattoo guy! Very progressive candidate also running to defeat the Republican who is concerned about Trump but not concerned enough not to vote for all his shit. Check out her platform, it’s good! ⬇️

Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers

Big Petite Bourgeoisie energy.

I’d rather airports got rid of security altogether.

Wild thought: Could you imagine if industry’s adoption of renewable energy was as enthusiastic as the adoption of AI?

Overheard: "...then I put, like, seasoning in it." "Oh, yeah. Seasoning is good."

Is this what it’s like when people actually see the things you post? Damn!

Omg…people on that Chuck Norris thread insist on making jokes about him beating up death or whatever, because apparently they don’t think those jokes are as tiresome as I think they are.

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn’t Indiana Jones). (Yes I realize there’s no topping Carl Kolchak.)

My favorite DM is transitioning and has made an excellent video talking about the whys and the wherefores. Really well explained despite the fact she owes not a whit of explanation to anyone. All the best, Mara, and I am looking forward to next week’s episode of High Rollers!

Me to the IRS: To be clear, I’ve paid all the taxes that I’m able to pay. There’s about 5000 dollars worth of taxes that have been withheld for boat payment reasons.

Apparently, Chuck Norris has died. He wasn’t a great actor, and he had some crap political views, but at least he had the world’s most annoying meme about him being able to beat everyone up. So that was nice for him. RIP

When you want to be a pirate when you grow up…

Connecticut folks, I will be hosting a family friendly book signing for my newest kids graphic novel, My Journey to Japan, Escape to Yokai Mountain. Sat May 2nd at Best Video in Hamden CT at 11Am. There will be live drawing and some freebies. Hope to see you there!

Revealed to be cheating on his wife in 5…4…3…

Lotta candidates, here. Would be interesting to see what ranked choice or instant runoff would do to these numbers.

Man, Tilda Swinton is sooo good!

Drove through the non-strip portion of Las Vegas out of curiosity, and can confirm: Jesus Is Coming!

Oh so when HE says it…

This is the war we should fight.

If we had real progressive representation in this country, they would be using this moment to go after Trump’s opposition to renewable energy and advocate for removing ourselves from the teat of big oil.

"Man, I killed it at work today!" -Abattoir employee

And as a fun related legal fact, the failure of a commander to punish war crimes by his subordinates is also a war crime under the doctrine of command responsibility. Published by the Naval War College in 2021: digital-commons.usnwc.edu/ils/vol97/is...

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now. They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

Government by teenage boys. Next they will announce they’re putting jet engines on their cars.

Sometimes I think that I’m completely worthless and have no talent for anything at all and my life has been totally wasted. Then I see shit like this and it’s confirmed as fact…

Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.

Are doves the horniest birds? *this post brought to you by the please-let-me-think-about-something-other-than-trump council

It's all starting to unravel for Trump, you can feel the tide turning by the day. I'm just kidding, we're super fucked.

I keep seeing this commercial where a douchey guy and his douchey kid are waiting on the tarmac because their private plane is being repaired and another douchey guy says “you can fly with me I use this private plane booking app.” I’ve heard of niche marketing, but this is ridiculous.

Billionaires: We were conned by a world class manipulator. The world class manipulator: hi, i am jomfrey. u like girls?

Someone just called George Lucas prescient for the prequels because trade route blockades (?!?), and I’m just like…motherfucker please. Do NOT do John Carpenter dirty like that! Go watch They Live!

Politically, this is incredibly stupid, but as a policy matter it’s also incredibly stupid. The Democrats!

When I spoke to Ed Gein he told me that it’s a lampshade made out of ANIMAL skin. We can take him at his word.

We are not a Christian nation, and no politician gets to decide which faiths “belong.” Muslims, Christians, Jews, atheists—everyone—has equal standing under the Constitution. We will defeat this rising Christian nationalism. American society belongs to all of us.

List of things I would delete from existence, given the chance: -famine -poverty -war -pickle ball

Ran across this on reddit, and frankly…I’m thinking the crossover potential is huge! ( @danagould.bsky.social )

Americans are doomed.

The real insanity isn’t how much oil prices have spiked, it’s that we’re still burning oil for energy.

Trump’s public relations coach:

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Wow! Already passed £700k! Congrats @sherlockhulmes.bsky.social ! Check out this kickstarter if you’re into D&D. Fun world and a great bunch of people, as evidenced by this little snippet from the kickstarter page:

Media: Will we have enough munitions for Trump to continue his operations in the middle east? Good news! Weapons manufacturers are ramping up production! Me:

Honestly, just hearing someone RECOGNIZE the madness of this moment is all it takes to get waterworks going these days. I just am relieved when anyone in power can actually see and talk about how far down we’ve been dragged in the space of a year.

Obama: Every day you wake up to things you just didn’t think were possible. Each day we’re told by those in high office to fear each other. Everywhere we see greed and bigotry being celebrated, and bullying and mockery masquerading as strength.