writing filthy, nasty queer porn is an act of resistance. drawing/painting filthy, nasty queer porn is an act of resistance. creating anything and everything in this vein is resistance. the sanitation of fandom is directly related to fascism and puritanism— fight back! fuck censorship!

Going to bed. But hedda, tis not yet 10pm, that is many hours before your bed time, why so early? Well, I went to bed at 6:30am and got up at half 8…so needless to say I fell asleep during the last lecture today. Ohh well, start as you mean to go on I suppose.

Walking with a stick, a backpack, a tote bag, and your tights falling down is not dignified. Ohh wait, what’s that? Your awesome lecturer is walking in The same direction as you. Die pride. Die. Die. Die!

The art that runs along the buildings at my university is so pleasing to the eye.

Do I turn on the hoover and risk waking everyone up? Or do I say “fuck those guys” and do it anyway? Sigh. Fuck me it’s all over the kitchen floor as well.

Clearly the dog didn’t think I had enough to do today. I would understand if there was meat, or something tasty for him to demolish and drag all through my living room, but it’s flour…a bag of fucking flour. Fuck your dog. No scratches for you. I have a bag of flour to clear up👿

Stood up from kneeling on the floor (none of your business that’s why) and every joint cracked. HSB: fuck me, I heard that, you sound like a packet of biscuits falling down the stairs. Thank you sir, myself and my tits will take our leave of you. You are a scoundrel of the highest order.

See how “everyone” gets Raptured tomorrow. Will it be like when Aziraphale steps into the portal without prepping first? Like if they aren’t ready at the exact time it’s gonna happen, like they’re just wiping post morning poop, when they are suddenly lifted into the air and explode? I hope so.

Shit. I’m doing a feminism, Gender and Violence module, and I’m freaking out a bit cause that means knowing actual academic language and I suck at that. Gonna need a big dictionary and a lot of patience, neither of which I have.

Just finished the first text required for this term, and it was beautiful. Subtle, and gentle, and heartbreaking.

Ha, Spotify knows me to well. It made me a playlist called Southern Gothic. Described as “Deep, dark, dramatic. Roots rock, folk, and Americana—with a gothic soul.” That sounds right. Cheers Spotify.

You don’t need them. You’re here for the boys games. You do NOT need spooky Care Bears. Resist resist!

Ha! Caught a mouse! Fuck you, ya furry asshole. Gonna go yeet you into a field. Be someone else’s problem.

So HSB was feeling full of fighting words today… www.instagram.com/reel/DO0dt_q...

The most wholesome of things.

The fact that you get more lactose intolerant the older you get is hugely unfair. Everything else is falling apart, at least let us enjoy cheese🧀🥺

So they both have a secret from the other. Crowley knows what the plan for the second coming is having seen it with Muriel, and Aziraphale knows exactly what the Metatron said. Huh

I love that beastie of mine. My Mam is already wanting to know what the boys want for Christmas. Midi beast made me a dvd list. Here are a few of his requests (it was a fuckin long list) The Mask Man in the Iron Mask Jaws 2. 3 and 4 Ben Hur Cleopatra The Great Escape Deep Blue Sea Amelie Nice

“Midi beastie?” “Yes mama?” “Open the curtains in your room please, let some light in.” *Sound of celestial trumpet blowing at full volume “ that fart meant yes Mama” is this my life now? Yes, often farts are funny, but am I now required to download Duolingo and do a course in farts?

If you see this, QTP with a gif of the last show/movie you watched

TREASURE!! It’s so pretty!

What are you: 📖 Currently Reading 📖Just Finished 📖Reading Next

Mystery artist has struck again!

I love me some Ray Bradbury. I love spooky season, big spooky fan me, and I adore an audio book. So imagine my delight when my friend sent me a spooky Ray Bradbury story I’d never heard before. Wonderful. open.spotify.com/episode/6pH1...

First day was good day. our review readers pulled out at the last minute, so I had to read. I stood up in front of this new group of people I’ll be working with and had to say “can I please assure you I don’t just write about penises”…it had already been a penis heavy morning. 😫

Induction day! It’s induction day. Meeting a whole bunch of new people to feel vaguely threatened and terrified of. I can do this. I am a big brave girl.

When you someone a favour and they reward you with brownies.

“Where’s all my A3 paper?” Well, miss, yesterday we perfected the A4 paper airplane. We got it from one end of the library to the other. “Yes, I recall, I believe I scored you 10/10, perfect plane, no notes” So, yeah, we thought, how cool it’d be to build a bigger paper airplane? “Obviously”

It’s interesting being in my work on a day when I’m normally off. So this is how y’all act when I’m not here? What’s that?no, I’m not surprised I’m just (flips through Mum cliche Rolodex) disappointed.

Today I will be running on spite, an undulating sense of panic, and 90s house music, just to keep the eyes open.

Didnt get to bed until 6:30 cause the washing machine clearly looked at the fuck ton of washing I needed to do and went “na babes, not today” and promptly fucking died. “You can try every setting you like darlin, I ain’t doin that shit”. HSB had to drive to Tesco to buy emergency school uniform😫

Middle beastie meltdowns are sometimes a bit much. He reacts to small hiccups the same way as something big. I understand that he finds it hard to regulate, But sometimes I’m left absolutely burnt out and it’s often over something little. His lil brother on the other hand gives zero fucks.😫

“Heaviest thing you’ve lifted is the burden of being a massive disappointment.” I am most enjoying this wee read. It is full of the burniest of burns.

Show me the computer you write on 💖

Hello! 💕 5 things that make you happy, quick! Books Beasties Good Omens Naps Christmas trees

Me: what would your super power be? HSB: I would like something that let me help people. Me: aww HSB: that or the ability to make people shit themselves from a distance. Me: oh HSB: and really bad people would shit centipedes…for a month. Me: you contain multitudes HSB: hopefully not of centipedes

There is no dignity in eating a salad with your fingers.

Just watched Nocturnal Animals…think I need at least an hours worth of fic reading to get back the joy it took from me…bloody good film though.

Last September I tormented my sister by planting tiny ducks all over her house. She did not find it funny. this year I was thinking something a bit classier. Shes away on holiday, and I thought maybe these would spark some joy upon her return. The fire I play with. It sparkles.

HSB: I’m going to donate my Fringe tip jar to your library so you can buy stock. Me: thank you darling man. HSB: to your Library. Me: yup HSB: not you Me: no HSB: do not buy books for yourself with this money Me: of course not. HSB:… Me:😢 HSB: One, you can have one. Me:🥺 HSB:..2? Me:🥺 HSB: sigh Me:🥳

It's too long to screenshot, and really must be read scrolling to appreciate, imo. A Companion To Owls meta and symbolism breakdown. I think about it often. Two years later, it still reads like a punch to the solar plexus. www.tumblr.com/joycrispy/72...

It’s new nail day, which means spooky bitch season. But just as a little treat to myself I got my nail lady to paint the AO3 symbol in shiney black, over the Matt black. Just a lil cheeky wink to any fellow readers who actually notice it😊

Had many compliments about my trousers today, and cannot help myself, I have to say. “Thank you, they are jammie bottoms”

Game of girl. Level 283,442: putting on a sports bra AFTER a shower. Difficulty level: Expert. Warning, do not attempt this level if you are in any way even slightly emotionally fragile.

Oh my gawd! There are kids doing crotchet in the library. They are so cute!!

Would it be weird to get a spark the dragon tattoo? Like on my animation leg. I feel he would be well looked after by the studio ghibli characters and the nice robots.

@funkyearthchild.bsky.social I saw this on insta and thought of you

What y’all reading today?

Victims of the perimenopause (cause that’s what it frickin feels like) if you don’t mind sharing, what is involved in diagnosing it? Is it blood tests, general chit chat with the doc etc?

Looking for some horror GO fanfic recommendations. Where is the oracle? @handyginger.bsky.social any creepy reads you can point me at? @texacilian.bsky.social recommended me this one, before and I loved it. Big spooky fan me. archiveofourown.org/works/58122772