Benny on sunshine hill. (Not much of a hill really, but it’s slightly elevated)

After looking in the mirror, I reluctantly admit that ingénue is no longer a career option.

BTSD (back to seasonal depression)

If aliens abducted me I think I could convince them I’m one of them.

Bumped into my conjoined twin over the weekend. It was good to reconnect.

Come with me and you'll be in some really weird imaginations

wiggle worming into an untreated heart

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutSleep Any which way but snooze..

My house right now

people used to connect to the internet by plugging their land line into a slab of raw meat

Hey guys, I found our fight song!

I might download that Powerwasher Simulator and see if it’s as mind numbing as it looks

I am only what is skewed by others perception Of smoke and mirrors An illusion of smooth although ribbed in shattered The truth is that I can only breathe Like you but even in that most automatic of things our bodies do you still think in err That somehow I control how deeply #brokenpoet

Looks like we survived another Monday. Good job everyone. Treat yourself to some cheese.

Ask your doctor if escaping to another reality is right for you

This one is also my avatar, Sheesha, my whippador girl:

Who can tell with certain amount of certainty what's not AI anymore

Oops that didn't sound well (Me hearing myself talk)

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Amanita and blueberries. Photo from a summer hike. #Newfoundland, Canada. #mushroom #fungi #fungifriends #hiking #berries

Traffic lights are philosophical riddles; they turn red the moment you start believing in momentum, just to remind you the universe is in charge, not you.

I keep forgetting no-one knows what I’m talking about.

Oddly satisfying #3dprinting

OH MY GOD WE FINALLY SAW A MOOSE! TWO!

I love dream interpretations because one will be like “you’re transforming and ending toxic relationships “ and another will say “stop. repent. everything you’re doing in your life is wrong”. anyway, I had a vivid dream about a wet, slimy dead rat.

medicinal cheesy potatoes

starting a mosh pit with my emotions

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

The grass is always greener where there isn’t any snow.

my ID expired this morning, still me though.

The brave are the ones who are not afraid to love unconditionally and unceasingly.

In my defense, I’m terrible at defending myself

I have a carton of hatred, and I've filled boxes with evil.

I've seen every season of me and I still don't understand my current episode...

I don’t know about anyone else but this year doesn’t feel any different to the last.

I’m living thee dream, I say through gritted teeth.

I have to stop washing my clothes on a 60°C wash, my new excuse about my clothes being tight.

You know how dictionaries have words of the year? And they add new words? They should remove words too. Maybe trousers?

Be the funny awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world

Is 2026 like a no refunds after opening or what’s the deal here?

the world is cold. still, seek beauty.

We're coming up to the cat's 9th birthday this week, and this is the only pic of him taken so far in 2026 that doesn't feature enough of my blood to get a "gore" CW label

Driving the roundabout in reverse would fix me.

Use your brain. In this economy?!

eating spaghetti on da beach

everything i know about hunting i learned against my good will

To whoever bought me these bot followers for Christmas: Please stop. I'm allergic.