So much progress, and still no bills that pay themselves

A ten, but calls your coffee ''our coffee''

About today…

There's a Dutch TV commercial that has a woman complaining about 'an itch' and before she can even finish her sentence, her girlfriend immediately screams JUST CALL IT A VAGINAL YEAST INFECTION and now I'm interrupting everyone with this message

Where does life go..? These are pictures of my first band. I was actually asked to join before I could play an instrument! They said, “you’re in, now learn!” And now I’m a 56 year old that goes out looking for Herons and bacon sammiches.. *sighs*

i put the hot in psychotic.

Prescription goose honk cancelling headphones

what a year

This is Buddy. He does hydrotherapy to stay strong and live forever as all good boys should. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: doggiesbeautysalon)

Ordering room service because I think I've earned it after a day like yesterday

the music made me do it

Sad. Angry, sad. Pissed off. Going to find some beauty for the day.

Peaceful coexistence 🕊️ #caturday

All the coolest dudes love kittens. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Pop Music Fun Fact: I was the boy referred to in the hit song "Let's Hear It For the Boy" from the movie "Footloose"

A fisherman who gets abducted by aliens is really just getting a taste of his own medicine.

a walk with the blooms and the bees

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

Are all laps named Lazuli? Art Teacher: Just grab the blue paint.

Made a vein attempt to look for the blood moon.

I messed up this pic, but the world is burning so here are two sweet cats not being cunts

Confused florist for flourish so I spent the entire job interview spinning my katana like an idiot. 45 minute long sword act and they wait til the end to tell me.

You gotta fight for your right to party.* *not eat vegetables

I turned off the tv today I painted flowers I listened to old playlists I danced in the kitchen I made good food I watched the sunset I turned off the tv today

Melting into a big deep sigh

I made vanilla berry crepes for dinner tonight and I’ve outdone myself

Might just buy a van and move down by the river…

i know the world may end soon and everything. like for real. but why do baby carrots have to be so wet?

-Excuse me,do you have this on large? -Sir, this is a yard sale

Ever thought that YOU are the lemon, universe sends to people? Now, you do

Of course I describe my day to my cat! That extended look that we shared, was full of questions from her part, like ''where did you go?puuurrrrrrrrrrr''

a marsh but it’s full of mallows omg

outside counting crows with the rain king

July sunset at the lake cabin. Counting the days….😎

Music saves my life every day.

I can tell my kids are getting taller because the stains on the walls are getting higher

Caturday Night Live

I shaved my manifesto into my back hair for you. Please respond.

Hang in there, it gets worse.

i’ll go shopping with you but one of us has to say i don’t know what it is but it’s on sale

Me: The day has come and now is your time to shine. The odds may seem impossible but I want you to keep these words of inspiration close to your heart; "Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?" Autumn:

A couple of days ago I caught Floyd frantically trying to get the TARDIS door open and now I understand why 🧡

Smelling salts but for my soul

Not bad for a figment.

But that’s where I keep all my sanctimony—!

*28 days later*

I had to turn on the AC today. In February. This is bullshit.

From this room, through the window, I can see an orange-red-glow if sunset fading, the most delicious moment of the day

Being thwarted isn't as much fun as it sounds like it should be.

But has anyone tried making nachos out of potato chips instead of tortilla chips? You know, for science.