Shouldn't we teach the hamburger to help itself?

but at least there's nothing terrifying about Mr. Beast's wide, warm smile and absolutely dead eyes

Flashback to last year.

when the doctor takes forever you gotta be patient

The day awaiting the dawn.

#blueskykin #eastcoastkin #bluesky #IPhoneAir #LI #newyork #randompics

todays redwoods appreciation

Man I love a good crescendo

This 5,000 drone show in Las Vegas was a spectacular event that celebrated the finale of Stranger Things. The show, titled "One Last Adventure: Las Vegas," was the largest drone show ever held in the United States and featured 5,000 drones that recreated iconic moments from the series.

#watercolorart #abstractart #artist #perspective #abstractartist #art #watercolor #blueskyartshow

First real snow of the season; The dinosaurs are determined to find breakfast anyway.

My band, Years For Months, has been working for ages on our new album, and you can now pre-save the first single from the release, The District, with this link. ditto.fm/the_district

chances of turning into a crab after ingesting imitation crab are low but not impossible

I’m in the curled up in bed. My cat is circling around me. I’m sure he’s performing a ritual to make me get up.

*Types overly positive post* *Deletes overly positive post*

I want you to know I think you’re amazing I see you, through whatever this shit is, We are somewhere laughing together

They’ve been babysitting all day and now it’s their turn to play shop.

looking in the mirror and simultaneously feeling i’m near greek god levels of hotness but also blob fish levels of…blobbiness? PICK ONE, BRAIN

Moving the fridge into the bedroom has proven to be a bit of a monkey's paw situation

Rent so high I'm gonna hide out and live in your ceiling crawl space.

They’re less my kids than on-demand scapegoats for when my wife accuses me of loading the dishwasher wrong.

Me: I’m going to be productive this weekend. Weekend: Name three objectives.

Just got talking to one of the Hot Mums on my way to the postbox, clutching my medical-looking envelope with FIT Sample in large letters across it 😎

I'm ambimexstrous. I can make a total disaster with either hand.

Week in wildlife: rare gorilla twins, racing camels and a psychedelic spider 📷

It should cost money to send people videos that are longer than 30 seconds

I haven't been here much. I've interacted even less. The pleasure is all yours.

There’s a little of all of us in each of us.

today gives doubt its benefit

hope this road leads to nowhere; hope it delivers, somehow, peace of mind… in the distance, yet more bends; each turn becomes a new friend. #vss365 #delivery #haiku #tanka #poetry #photography #eastcoastkin #ForestFriday #scape #PNW #ClassicMono #art photo: a peaceful drive through the forest

i chased two pieces of chocolate cake with an energy drink for breakfast, this is a health account now

Last night I had a dream that someone let Ollie out and I couldn’t find him. 😭😭😭 It ended with me screaming at the Prince of Wales for letting a family member lose my dog and changing my desk to a Louis IV style desk. WTH was I working out in my brain last night?

I almost don't want to wake him up for the 11am walk, but he'd be mad at me if I didn't

Today’s BlueSky photo is a sunset at Seal Beach, California.

If you’re walking a mile in my shoes head straight into the ocean

wandering through hell looking for a lighter

A dating app for country folk called the Farmers' Market. Write that down.

We made it to Friday fam

full sugar whipped cream on my banana this morning, then I will run circles around my desk until they send me home

STOP THIS RIDE. I WANNA GET OFF!

Just fetched water from the well like a pioneer woman (poured a gallon of distilled water into my humidifier)

Everyone at this game table with fewer points than me is a joke who should have paid more attention during the teach and everyone with more points than me got lucky, has played the game way more, is so focused on winning they forgot to have fun, and they’re probably cheating.

On average, I spend about $150 a year to watch bananas turn brown.

Sometimes a quirked up white boy wants nothing more than to lie down beside still waters

Don't forget to feed the squirrels and the birds today

it only took me 25 years to realize the butter in butter beer means butterscotch

Filing a motion to move slowly, there's a bee on my motion to move erratically

sometimes you just have to take the lyrics of Closing Time to heart

Don't perceive me while I'm hunched over my desk eating curry. I'll have naan of that!