I was so hungover I accidentally watched 4 videos on LinkedIn.

Damn, boy? Are you ChatGPT? Because everybody tells me I’m an idiot for talking to you but I can’t stop

The train as the day rolls out.

Is a blanket of bacon too much to ask for

if you see this, post a banger

If we start dating now we can hate each other by valentine’s

I’d like to be able to just make jokes on this platform, but have you seen the state of this fucking country? almost seems profane

Nature doesn't care if you have city in your heart, but rustling in your veins is probably some rat about an underlying and potentially lattice ivy problem

I'd like to opt out of reality now.

You can stick your pencil in my cassette tape if you wanna

🎵 and you might find yourself huffing the exhaust of a large automobile

if anyone asks I'll be monitoring the perimeter

Don’t mind me, I’m just still pissed at Bowie for taking his hands off the steering wheel 10 years ago.

Let's go hang out in a human sized cat tower/ scratching post palace. We can relax and get our nails down to a manageable length. A giant will leave us tasty treats for an extra fee. Worth it.

Is the Christmas season the only time you can buy car safety kits?

I’ll never bow to peer pressure. Unless you guys want me to?

Self reflection is centered during times of change, in the new year I’m just going to keep looking out for those who are fun and strange

The lion does not concern itself with much a shit. Except for being super cool

atom: god I love radiohead atom: oh man, so do I (atoms bonding)

I'm not into that boring vanilla safe mainstream shit like you, ok. Sent from my iPhone

they say when your kid is ready, you’ll know. last night i sat my daughter down to have the talk. about juggalos.

Me: Is this pile carpet in my new place? My dog: It is now.

saw a guy named Nate but it was all in my mind. this is just great i’m hallucinateing again

shitposting til things get better also not shitposting at times cause I’m doing real life

some of you have never seen me do Bobby Brown love pushups, and it shows

Remember talking to people?

More like mental hellth amirite lol

forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet

Siri randomly announced the time and I didn’t like that one bit

On first date Me: so, what’s your ketchup - spill to use ratio?

Mental health being strung together by snacks at this point.

My haiku brings them Brings all the bards to my yard 'Tis better than yours

Do you think we can ask the orcas for some help?

Of course I describe my day to my cat! That extended look that we shared, was full of questions from her part, like ''where did you go?puuurrrrrrrrrrr''

Shouldn't we teach the hamburger to help itself?

but at least there's nothing terrifying about Mr. Beast's wide, warm smile and absolutely dead eyes

Flashback to last year.

when the doctor takes forever you gotta be patient

The day awaiting the dawn.

#blueskykin #eastcoastkin #bluesky #IPhoneAir #LI #newyork #randompics

todays redwoods appreciation

Man I love a good crescendo

This 5,000 drone show in Las Vegas was a spectacular event that celebrated the finale of Stranger Things. The show, titled "One Last Adventure: Las Vegas," was the largest drone show ever held in the United States and featured 5,000 drones that recreated iconic moments from the series.

#watercolorart #abstractart #artist #perspective #abstractartist #art #watercolor #blueskyartshow

First real snow of the season; The dinosaurs are determined to find breakfast anyway.

My band, Years For Months, has been working for ages on our new album, and you can now pre-save the first single from the release, The District, with this link. ditto.fm/the_district

chances of turning into a crab after ingesting imitation crab are low but not impossible

I’m in the curled up in bed. My cat is circling around me. I’m sure he’s performing a ritual to make me get up.