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-What kind of cheese is this? It sure stinks.. -Be careful how you talk about my friends!
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So much progress, and still no bills that pay themselves
about 1 month ago
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A ten, but calls your coffee ''our coffee''
about 1 month ago
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LovelyDeep
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About today…
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Corduroy Cheddar
1 day ago
There's a Dutch TV commercial that has a woman complaining about 'an itch' and before she can even finish her sentence, her girlfriend immediately screams JUST CALL IT A VAGINAL YEAST INFECTION and now I'm interrupting everyone with this message
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1 day ago
Where does life go..? These are pictures of my first band. I was actually asked to join before I could play an instrument! They said, “you’re in, now learn!” And now I’m a 56 year old that goes out looking for Herons and bacon sammiches.. *sighs*
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NurseBrianRN
1 day ago
i put the hot in psychotic.
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Dan Cerinthedark
1 day ago
Prescription goose honk cancelling headphones
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los 🦦
1 day ago
what a year
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WeRateDogs
1 day ago
This is Buddy. He does hydrotherapy to stay strong and live forever as all good boys should. 14/10
#SeniorPupSaturday
(TT: doggiesbeautysalon)
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Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
about 24 hours ago
Ordering room service because I think I've earned it after a day like yesterday
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sarah
about 23 hours ago
the music made me do it
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ash
about 23 hours ago
Sad. Angry, sad. Pissed off. Going to find some beauty for the day.
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Holly Olson, BCPA
about 22 hours ago
Peaceful coexistence 🕊️
#caturday
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Cats of Yore
about 22 hours ago
All the coolest dudes love kittens. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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Jake_Vig
about 22 hours ago
Pop Music Fun Fact: I was the boy referred to in the hit song "Let's Hear It For the Boy" from the movie "Footloose"
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Siege
about 22 hours ago
A fisherman who gets abducted by aliens is really just getting a taste of his own medicine.
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sarah
about 21 hours ago
a walk with the blooms and the bees
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Eleanor from outside
about 20 hours ago
I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames
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BlobStar
about 20 hours ago
Are all laps named Lazuli? Art Teacher: Just grab the blue paint.
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Miss Havishambles
about 20 hours ago
Made a vein attempt to look for the blood moon.
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Corduroy Cheddar
about 20 hours ago
I messed up this pic, but the world is burning so here are two sweet cats not being cunts
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Siege
about 20 hours ago
Confused florist for flourish so I spent the entire job interview spinning my katana like an idiot. 45 minute long sword act and they wait til the end to tell me.
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Kat Alderson 🎉
about 19 hours ago
You gotta fight for your right to party.* *not eat vegetables
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lalalyds
about 19 hours ago
I turned off the tv today I painted flowers I listened to old playlists I danced in the kitchen I made good food I watched the sunset I turned off the tv today
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✨ chelchell ✨
about 19 hours ago
Melting into a big deep sigh
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Devi
about 19 hours ago
I made vanilla berry crepes for dinner tonight and I’ve outdone myself
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Jen
about 18 hours ago
Might just buy a van and move down by the river…
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NurseBrianRN
about 18 hours ago
i know the world may end soon and everything. like for real. but why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
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-Excuse me,do you have this on large? -Sir, this is a yard sale
12 months ago
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Ever thought that YOU are the lemon, universe sends to people? Now, you do
10 months ago
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Of course I describe my day to my cat! That extended look that we shared, was full of questions from her part, like ''where did you go?puuurrrrrrrrrrr''
about 2 months ago
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los 🦦
about 18 hours ago
a marsh but it’s full of mallows omg
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mindi
about 18 hours ago
outside counting crows with the rain king
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Adora Borealis 🇨🇦
about 18 hours ago
July sunset at the lake cabin. Counting the days….😎
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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉
about 17 hours ago
Music saves my life every day.
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CynicalTherapist
about 17 hours ago
I can tell my kids are getting taller because the stains on the walls are getting higher
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Jack
about 15 hours ago
Caturday Night Live
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James Damron
about 15 hours ago
I shaved my manifesto into my back hair for you. Please respond.
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Tana
about 15 hours ago
Hang in there, it gets worse.
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los 🦦
about 15 hours ago
i’ll go shopping with you but one of us has to say i don’t know what it is but it’s on sale
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Cosmic Clau
about 19 hours ago
Me: The day has come and now is your time to shine. The odds may seem impossible but I want you to keep these words of inspiration close to your heart; "Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?" Autumn:
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Cosmic Clau
about 18 hours ago
A couple of days ago I caught Floyd frantically trying to get the TARDIS door open and now I understand why 🧡
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Forrest Plump
6 days ago
Smelling salts but for my soul
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crumbum
about 19 hours ago
Not bad for a figment.
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crumbum
2 days ago
But that’s where I keep all my sanctimony—!
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mrs fenchel
2 days ago
*28 days later*
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
1 day ago
I had to turn on the AC today. In February. This is bullshit.
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Laird of the debatable lands
1 day ago
From this room, through the window, I can see an orange-red-glow if sunset fading, the most delicious moment of the day
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CaroleU
about 23 hours ago
Being thwarted isn't as much fun as it sounds like it should be.
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CaroleU
2 days ago
But has anyone tried making nachos out of potato chips instead of tortilla chips? You know, for science.
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