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Explain it to me like you're not sure what you're talking about
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Eventually, the void will have to defend itself. Enough with the shaming
about 1 month ago
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There is a fine line, between loving your pet and worshiping it like a god, and cats don't seem willing to forget that old egyptian success story
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Mal
about 6 hours ago
Your side quest or mine?
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Blather Wince Repeat
about 9 hours ago
My wifeʼs stink eye is a small craft advisory for my nether regions.
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about 9 hours ago
do you check starter packs for your name from ppl who don’t even follow you or are you normal ?
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Devi 🌈
4 days ago
I like whatever is wrong with you
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Jason, ex Inferis
8 days ago
I pronounce “marinara” differently depending on who I’m with
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Benny Rollins
about 1 month ago
Anyone aggressively telling you how to live is the enemy.
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Petra Michaela
about 21 hours ago
Wildflowers are not just pretty; they are tiny superheroes that protect crops and insects. Farmers who embrace nature's solutions demonstrate that beauty and productivity can coexist.
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Roxy
12 days ago
Singing "The Wheels on the Bus" at the top of my lungs even though I don't know the words.
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Nate's Myth
6 days ago
actually it's pronounced 'jroup chat'
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Kip Conlon
1 day ago
Kept calm. Carried on. Awaiting further instructions.
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Billhelm
2 days ago
I used to livestream - Colorado River
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CynicalTherapist
1 day ago
The only mother I recognize is the one who makes those pink frosted animal cookies.
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about 6 hours ago
I'm going to need a McDonald's fried apple pie locator.
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Chestbursty
1 day ago
egg is egg, noodle is noodle. egg is not a noodle. egg is pure. egg is not nude.
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Chestbursty
about 19 hours ago
One cat is happily purring and taking a bath on my hip while the other sits up straight at the edge of the bed facing away from me into the dark unmoving all weird and blair witchy, probably would react the same way demon or not
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Dropped Mike
over 1 year ago
me: *going through mail* ugh I hate invitations her: haha join the club me: did you hear what I just said
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Salty MacTavish
4 days ago
I get that you're angry. Who in their right mind isn't? But are you dismantling a Pontiac Grand Prix using only a splitting maul angry? That's the stuff, man
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Lizzlepants 🐒
about 9 hours ago
hey don’t rain on my charade
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Uncle Kermit
about 6 hours ago
The dialogue I'm writing for these He-Man Cartoons with the sound off is way better than what they really said.
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Gary Muppet
3 days ago
Gary’s appreciation for walnuts in cookies grew as he aged and his ability to taste diminished
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Shimmy
about 7 hours ago
We definitely eat Cheetos because of the health benefits.
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Kip Conlon
3 days ago
Your “joke” disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
11 months ago
I hate when people don't exclude me from the conversation.
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mean things I say to myself
about 11 hours ago
Super into being dangerously optimistic rn
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Roxy
about 12 hours ago
Good morning to everyone waking up alone and tormented.
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Pandy Fackler
2 days ago
Currently writing a ransom note that starts with "I hope this ransom note finds you well" and ends with "I apologize for any disruption to your weekly schedule"
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about 6 hours ago
Our Rhinosaurus Phantasmagoria is flowering beautifully in the rain today. This is where the blackbirds nest in our garden, and it’s right next to my coffee spot. The weekend is coming peeps.
#NoDoomThanks
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🌈B🏳️🌈
about 12 hours ago
airbrushing my best nudes to prepare for Thirsty Thursday™
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Twitter died
about 12 hours ago
Decided to retire from insomnia
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Christine
24 days ago
Small paradise next to us
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊
about 16 hours ago
Sleep is overrated, she lies
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Drew
about 12 hours ago
Starting to think I shouldn’t have drank from the Reflecting Pool.
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Dude
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊
5 days ago
Medicinal
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Miss Havishambles
1 day ago
It’s bloomsday, let’s rejoyce.
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Misery Highlight
about 6 hours ago
wtf is wrong with you, she praised
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erick (medium spicy 🌶🌶)
3 months ago
Local fauna in a beautiful display
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Jax
about 6 hours ago
I don't know about you, but I'd like to see Argentina vs Portugal in the quarter finals
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The Real Kim Shady
about 8 hours ago
How can you expect grace if you can’t give it to anyone?
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sophia ♥️
about 6 hours ago
an iced coffee to cure the depression
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debbshock
about 7 hours ago
the older I get, the fucker the no
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Betsy Wetsy
about 10 hours ago
group therapy this evening to help me learn to listen to others and other bullshit reasons
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Gary Muppet
about 11 hours ago
Fuel prices decreased but were still elevated. Gary boosted his mileage by adding a shot of espresso and filling his shoes with cold foam.
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Rachel
1 day ago
Beware of people acting like they are adults when in fact they are just old children.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
about 22 hours ago
I’m, like, 80% stupider now than I was 5 days ago, and I was pretty goddam stupid then.
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DrunkAss
about 16 hours ago
Only thing I fucking know for sure is when you fucking know, make sure they fucking know
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DrunkAss
almost 3 years ago
You are always fucking free to fall in love
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DrunkAss
almost 3 years ago
Sorry to those that fucking thought by escaping to a new platform you could avoid my fuckery
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