Jeremy’s Salad, 2026 🎨 mine #mixedmedia #collage #painting #abstract #intuitive #dailypainting

Just toss some on the chili-dog pizza for the 🏆

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Tire leak. Not a fan.

Tried to not order sweet tea for pick up at this restaurant and it wasn’t physically possible. I’m getting sweet tea.

Guess I'm going to McDonald's for the first time in decades! This is going to be huge with us Gen X types. (Until that day one lawsuit.) nerdist.com/article/mcdo...

What do you get when you tighten the belt? Two bulging eyes and a neck full of W E L T S

UNC should quietly play Lana Del Rey's "Take Me Home, Country Roads" from the dugout in between innings.

I'd refuse to take a hydration break, like the way George Foreman wouldn't sit on his stool.

Its the Swedish Chef! Gouache on paper and is available on my Etsy!

dont go food shopping when you’re hungry. i did. ate everything in the store. they had to close it. 37 people lost their jobs. even bob who just bought a snake.

Devastatingly affecting art piece about the ultimate futility of all human endeavour in the face of the relentless march of time but it’s just a supercut of Ronaldo today walking very slowly walking back from an offside position

Read, played tennis on public courts in extreme heat, went to mall, watched movies on VHS in basements, generally hung out making each other laugh. It was a chill time.

I'm going to need a McDonald's fried apple pie locator.

I'm just here to drink Snapple and make friends, but I have quite a bit of Snapple left, so I might put the friend thing off for a while.

Reminding European visitors that the city in Texas is pronounced House-ton.

Norway scored that last goal by just being huge.

Tear down the boxes!

If Widow’s Bay ever ends, I demand a Patricia spin off.

The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.

Refrigerator temperature Snickers are too cold, but room temperature are too hot. I need to commission a special refrigerator for these tiny candy bars.

Puckpedia really brings home how depressing the NHL salary cap is. Just "XXX signed a 1-year contract for $850k" over and over again.

if only someone had helped the Hamburger Helper before it was too late

That feeling of freefall when your mouse runs out of charge.

Replacing healthy calories with Jelly Bellies as part of my process.

Ah yes, one tapioca, please. I love the poor people caviar.

Happy Father’s Day. Now stop your crying and fight your Father.

It's a Monday. If you are going to move the Social Security insolvency date around, let's save that for Tuesday. Feels like a Tuesday thing.

[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life

Watching Battlestar Galactica again, I realize it is just the story of an overworked woman (Starbuck) with a poorly defined job description. Some other things happen, but it is mostly that.

Can’t watch North by Northwest without thinking of this youtu.be/uEypxvr5RWY

I think the first college baseball team to play in tailored linen suits runs the table.

When did they ban getting a god damn haircut in college baseball? Me, old man on couch.

Foxtail Coffee and Mini Snickers make the trip across the river for groceries worth it. I need a prize if I’m going to leave the condo.

“All these other teams are selling a car or a drink.” Love Albon and Williams Racing.

AMEX Platinum needs more perks for people who never leave the house.

"How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?"

Friend is at local brewery and said people just asked if they’d have the Knicks game on. Dear sir, if I am clear, your plan is to drink heavy beer in the blazing Florida sun for 5 hours and then watch a basketball game? MAY I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATE PLAN?

eating hot dogs with evander holyfield

Pizza from Uncle Rico’s. Going to start collecting the little pizza tables. #floridapizza #pizzasky

If you don’t have your own pizza bag, how can I trust you about pizza?

Qualifying over and pizza ordered. Saturday shaping up.

The man who is currently the overall leader at LeMans is Sébastien Buemi who is perhaps best known for this unfortunate occurence

Oooof.

PSA: The 24 of Le Mans is on TruTV

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬. 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝟴𝟲𝟰𝟬𝟬 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺. The 94th edition of the 24 Hours of Le Mans has just started! #lemans24 #wec #elms #fia

Had pizza yesterday. Getting it again today. Pizza is life.

27. Mostly living here and being an adventurous eater helps.

@corycm.bsky.social I trust you are dialed in for the 3pm/2pm start.