Near Tokyo Dome, there's a place called the French Noodle Factory, serving lobster bisque ramen.

🤔 pork belly carbonara udon.

Now the bombers are running the asylum.

As a New Yorker, seeing this made me viscerally angry (In Honolulu)

Man, I bet that guy who owns a penthouse in Columbus circle but claims residency in Florida is gonna be so pissed about this

Eating healthier pays off - you’ll look & feel better almost immediately. Skip the fast food lines & processed foods.

As MLB was preparing for Jackie Robinson Day the Texas Rangers were unveiling the Jay Banks statue that was removed from the airport because it was too divisive for most travelers. The reason why was bc Banks was a bigoted POS who helped enforce segregation laws & is infamous due to the second pic

*checks to see what my old employer @latimes.com is up to* Oh, good they’re sending white men to Japan to talk about how fish is yucky and they can’t use chop sticks. If only there was a Japanese video journalist they didn’t lay off who could’ve covered this…

i consider blind box packaging a form of gambling, but i just bought my first smiski ever and it came with the ultra-rare “secret” baby smiski so i’m actually pro-gambling now

you can now order lowrider stamps at USPS store.usps.com/store/produc...

In Bayerischer Hof, 2 Michelin Atelier chef Anton Gschwendtner left 1/26 after I dined 2025. Now under interim Valentin Krehl, Gschwendtner’s amuse delighted+cured salmon w/ veal tongue, mustard, blue meat radish, rhubarb vinaigrette. In my Munich guide: virginiamiller.substack.com/p/munichs-gi...

for those who missed it, here's the reason behind Melania's batshit crazy "press conference." Surprise: Melania is a liar. apple.news/AsZ7RsmlqTB6...

"As she was led away she shouted at shoppers offering to do, piercings with her cutlass the price was a BUCCANEER! "

Fried to order crullers are tasty.

There’s just not enough MAGA makeover women 🙄

Putting ketchup on a taco isn’t a "food hack"—it’s a cry for help. 🚩 People who do this don’t love the sauce; they just hate that everyone else is enjoying something authentic. It’s 10% attention-seeking and 90% pure taco sabotage. Stay sus. 🌮🚫🍅

“Rick & Morty”

🦝

Since 2005.

We disco-ed & made carrot & parsnip bhajis, Cinderella curry & flatbreads. Thank you to Sub-Rosa in the Baltic for hosting us, Clare Blair for excellent disco tuneage, Alison from Fig & the Wild for being chief cook, and our little army of helpers who cooked @alchemickitchen.bsky.social #DiscoChop

Cage match ‼️

The U.S. is refusing to cooperate with a French investigation into Elon Musk's X and its alleged dissemination of antisemitic posts and child pornography. These MAGA folks are very selective when it comes to law & order. MSN link gets around the WSJ paywall: www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Game, set & match 🇮🇷

Glooping in the Big 🍎 has its perils.

🤔

Have a few pics from Mezzogiorno: the lasagne, the crackling corseted porchetta, the explosion of zucchini fritti and the tiramisu first presented in a serving bowl the size of an SUV tyre.

For today’s @ftweekend.com I am In Bristol, a hot bed of indie restaurant joy. Specifically I am eating a char siu pork chop and a bruleed donut at Other restaurant, (with a quick lunch at Ragu) www.ft.com/content/ffca...

For today’s @ftweekend.com I am at Cometa, a New Mexican restaurant using UK seafood (and a bit of fried chicken) and very good it is too. Have some pics. www.ft.com/content/52fa...

Me in today's @ftweekend.com on the joy of the small restaurant. Feat. Dublin's Bar Pez, Simon Rogan's Aulis and the legend that is Andrew Edmunds on.ft.com/3Xvn0tP

I went to the 'legendary' Dan Tanas last night in my ongoing pursuit of old L.A. It is a hilariously bad restaurant and wildly expensive. But did I love it? I'm afraid so

🤔 @philpenman.bsky.social 📸

Be sure to read the whole thing.

Also in this weekend's guide, we got the first look on Estrano's 4/20 menu pop-up! The full guide: lataco.com/weekend-eats... By Hadley Tomicki

There can only be ☝🏽

Saw a coyote strolling through San Francisco Chinatown while coincidentally (serendipitously?) listening to 'Coyote', Bill Callahan's cosmic song about love and loving, and life (I recommend Bill Callahan): youtu.be/75u6woYYQW0?...

Melting 🧊

I reused the joke last month.

A friend pointed out a concept car, or perhaps I should say concept van, from 1989: The Plymouth Voyager 3. The front detaches from the body, taking one of the engines with it, for trips with a subset of the passengers. I like it, but that's because it reminds me of two cars I truly loved. 1/3

🐿️’ing

Congratulations - you’ve made it to Friday. Stay safe out there & remain vigilant @cltampabay.bsky.social

“Let them eat cake!” - 47

Wrote a quick blog about Ron Desantis's surreal Diners Drive-Ins and Dives-esque series, which I do think signals a very subtle pivot.

Fucking brilliant, no notes.

I made a change from the video my friend Paulo sent me. I won’t cook the pasta first, toss it with oil “to keep it from sticking,“ then reserving pasta water. Doing that guarantees the sauce will not adhere to the pasta. Cooking the pasta last, tossing with sauce & adding pasta water to that. 🇵🇭🍝

This is your big chance to fight back for democracy if you live in Virginia. Vote yes now or before April 21 to make sure that Republicans don't steal the congressional map this year. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE SO DON'T WAIT! #VoteYesForVirginiaLive

86 @golden.house.gov

Vindaloo for the win!!

Pedo-port 🛫

The woman who was thrown out of a Denver theater for getting frisky with a date while seated in the audience is seriously asking why her colleagues are so horny? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯