Love that this sentence works with every stressor *I* wouldn’t sell him a pierogi I *wouldn’t* sell him a pierogi I wouldn’t *sell* him a pierogi I wouldn’t sell *him* a pierogi I wouldn’t sell him *a* pierogi I wouldn’t sell him a *pierogi* So many usage cases!

I saw this little dude in my grocery store parking lot. It seemed like a visitation.

Year three. Make nachos a Thanksgiving tradition.

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

That friend? Shawn McCreesh, the twerp who wrote the NYT piece about Jeffrey Epstein’s emails as a reminder of the glorious bygone days of journalism. How many times can satire die in one week, truly

Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol

This is good:

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

Much, much more background here on the ongoing — and increasingly open — GOP movement to Christianize Texas public schools.

He seems a little upset. Maybe something about those files

Taking "ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter" energy into everything now.

Lindsey LITERALLY argued it was cool for the FBI to have the phone records OF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES (there's reason to believe Members of Congress numbers were whitelisted). But not for the same to happen to him when he aided an insurrection. Plus IIRC he voted to sustain it.

Dressed up like you’re in patrol in Fallujah, passing some retired banker from Myers Park out to pick up birdseed.

The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason. Unprecedentedly corrupt.

Ken Starr helped Epstein get the 2008 "sweetheart deal" that allowed him to avoid prosecution.

The Supreme Court interfered with Obama’s signature policy, the one that opponents literally dubbed “Obamacare”

Boy bitten by a crawfish, drawn by Sofonisba Anguissola. Her proud father sent this to Michelangelo to show what a talented daughter he had. Michelangelo agreed! Today is her day.

just take four seconds and think about the use of the word "lost" as a reference to a thing which, by implication" we used to HAVE. Is HAVING the relation that matters here.

Thread:

These Epstein emails make at least one thing abundantly clear: The rumors that Trump “kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago and cut ties with him” were bullshit.

also who else could larry summers complain to about being friend zoned?

Sick

I can't help but think that capybaras would be immensely chill overlords

Join me for a crazy fish tale of unabashed sustainability and business success, with a Texas fisherman straight out of central casting, a marine biologist with a plan, and several hundred million tons of spawning biomass. My latest, at @usatoday.com www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

25 years ago today: the most consequential presidential election of my lifetime. 36 days later, it was effectively decided by the Supreme Court. Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, who voted with the majority, would later she regretted that the court accepted the case.

Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.

The generals won’t clap for his shtick but the people who paid to attend a Fox America Awards Show sure will. In his element. Where he gets respect. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.

Okay hear me out. I’m reading that Mamdani’s talented artist wife Rama Duwaji designed his striking font and whole graphic identity. She was born in Houston. You know who else is from Houston? Yeah you do:

Polka dot dress lady was out here fighting ICE in Commes des Garçons. And now she’s donated her dress to raise funds for immigrants @thenyic.bsky.social. Bidding closes Nov 10.

Indeed, he was allowed to to kill all those children because he is so rich

this is the way

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Trump does not even have a nub of a brain left. He is completely gone into his own demented fan fiction self-insert AU story with basically no reference to the real world.

Seeing deranged takes using Jared Golden's retirement to blame progressives or whatever. Ignore them and read what Golden actually wrote. He is burned out and afraid for his family. This isn't some intraparty Dem strategy fight, it's a bleak reflection of our society getting worse.

Heading to bed shortly, but a quick update: With 98 of our 222 races called, we've got 72 wins.

ah well, it was fun while it lasted

For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.

Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland. It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.

If you are a sexual predator who hasn’t yet been able to endorse Cuomo, STAY IN LINE!

Mark Harris breaks silence on parade magazine’s headline: “WTF are you talking about?”

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

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Sometimes you just need to stop and eat the flowers. #wildlife

“Noem Depot.”

Golden Age

Also there was a kid dressed as Squid Kid who was bitterly offended because “everyone keeps calling me an octopus.”

This might win Halloween 2025.

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