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"As they rushed into his apartment...he felt the jaws of a large dog biting into his ankle, knocking him to the floor. He screamed as the dog tore the flesh from his thighs, hip and wrist. Down the hall, agents took a mother and her 16-yr-old son at gunpoint..." www.propublica.org/article/chic...

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

The Speaker of the House just defended members of Congress trading individual stocks. Wrong answer. Members of Congress should not be trading shares in the companies they regulate and fund. Most Americans figured that out a long time ago.

The Trump admin tried to use an unrelated White House engineering contract to quietly start construction on Trump’s personal “Triumphal Arch” skipping competitive public bidding altogether. The arch isn’t on White House grounds. It’s on NPS land near Arlington National Cemetery, over a mile away.

More than 3,700 trades by Trump, many of which appear carefully timed to take advantage of decisions by his administration which could be expected to impact the value of the stock—Palantir is a notable one. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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KASH PATEL WENT SNORKELING ON THE WRECK OF THE USS ARIZONA. I genuinely cannot contain my fury right now. The Arizona is a military cemetery we in Hawai’i are literally taught to respect in *Kindergarten.* www.civilbeat.org/2026/05/fbi-...

It’s really hard to describe how insane this story is. Of course Patel went snorkeling over the USS Arizona - that’s what happens when you put an irreverent internet troll in charge of a government agency. Disrespectful assclown.

Is Kash Patel playing pickleball at Arlington today? Musical chairs at the Oklahoma bombing memorial?

I assumed the word "million" was accidentally dropped after the subbed note that he was fined "$200" for this but, no, the fine was two hundred dollars. For late disclosures on tens of millions of dollars. A fine of Two. Hundred. Dollars.

I know we keep seeing these stories about Republican officials who are arrested for sex crimes against children, but it's just a string of hundreds of coincidences.

The trump administration includes: An adjudicated rapist ☑️ A toilets for well endowed men salesman ☑️ A penile implant enthusiast ☑️

🤔“Trump personally bought and sold millions of dollars worth of stock in tech companies and government contractors early this year… Trump admin directly regulates some of these companies and many trades coincided with favorable regulatory decisions.” www.notus.org/money/donald...

In tonight's edition of unauthorized presidential military adventures: Nigeria.

The first regiment of the latest Sarmat intercontinental ballistic missiles has entered combat duty… The 📹 shows vehicles lined up in front of the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, with the inscription "To Washington" written on the "missiles"

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman throwing things off the Ed Sullivan Theater. Colbert: “Anything you’d like to say, Dave?” Letterman: “In the words of the great Edward R. Murrow to CBS: ‘Good night and good luck, motherfuckers.’”

The count on you being exhausted by the firehose of corruption and bullshit. But THIS. THIS is grounds to march on DC and demand the END of this mafia administration. This is the biggest middle finger to America.

The most accurate portrayal of the pro-Jim Crow, white nationalist Roberts Supreme Court I've seen yet.

To settle his suit with the IRS, Trump reportedly wants to create a $1.7 BILLION slush fund of taxpayer dollars that he can dole out to any of his loyalists who claim the Biden administration targeted them. He would oversee the fund’s commission. The corruption is breathtaking

Rep. Lieu is one of my favorite fellas in Congress. I am all about what he's proposing against the Trump crime family.

This is not okay! Colorado Gov. Jared Polis announced today that he’s commuting the sentence of Tina Peters a former county clerk and 2020 election denier who received nine years for tampering with election equipment

He’d been hinting at it for months. I wonder if she’ll get any of that $1.7B slush fund Trump is trying to set up using our taxpayer dollars.

Okay, everybody, here's a lesson in economics. Pepsi was charging $7 a bag for Doritos, and people decided they were not paying it. That cost PepsiCo billions. .They will continue to Jack up prices based on what you are willing to pay. Stop paying it, stop buying it. It doesn't matter what it is.

I was being creeped on by a praying mantis tonight at @casabentbill.bsky.social #costarica #inverebrates #insects #mantids

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The gift that keeps on giving.

The Trump administration is lying again. They’re already drilling and moving forward on Trump’s giant gold “Independence Arch” before Congress even approved it, just like they tore down the East Wing for Trump’s gilded ballroom project. That’s the MO: do it first, lie, deflect. 1/2

Ah, yes. Fewer air traffic controllers is the answer. www.reuters.com/business/wor...

17 percent of Americans would be comfortable with Christianity being declared the U.S. official religion. VP JD Vance: “By the grace of God, we will always be a Christian nation.” On Sunday, Trump’s Christian nationalist Rededicate 250 event represent the sentiments of 17 percent of Americans.

Wow: Texas Children's Hospital in Houston, one of the biggest children's hospitals in the nation, will be forced to create the nation's first ever "detransition clinic" as part of a $10 million settlement with Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.

This is fucking horrifying.

A major car repair for a transmission, muffler/exhaust system, engine, or fuel system can be very costly and tough on household budgets. EVs don't have these things and don't need oil changes. Mostly the repairs needed for EVs are new tires (will need more often) and brakes (will need less often).

It’s my grave and I’ll dig if I want to.

Trump defends saying he isn’t thinking about Americans’ finances amid Iran talks “That’s a perfect statement, I’d make it again,” he says on Fox News. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Yeah, it took us 19 years to lose South Vietnam, and only 2 months to lose the Strait of Hormuz. Weird flex, man.

The HHS official helping lead Hantavirus response is an expert on penile implants and has a YouTube series called “Erection Connection”. More on Substack at: open.substack.com/pub/thefrank...

Imagine having to get towed out by a minivan...🤣🤣

Disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Average amount that a U.S. worker has saved for retirement : $955 • Source: National Institute on Retirement Security (Washington

I’m pro-freedom, pro-law and order, pro-limited government, and pro-the Declaration and the Constitution. And so today I’m a Democrat.

A constant stream of idiocy - tailor made for their MAGA cult audience. Kudos to Dr. Stone for calling it out every damn day.

So happy we funded their Instagram moment. 🤬🤢

A massive & unprecedented presidential plunder . . . King Trump will drop his $10B IRS lawsuit in the coming days “in exchange for the creation of a $1.7 billion fund to compensate his allies, sycophants, & insurrectionists who claim they were wrongfully targeted by the Biden administration.

Virginians voted to give Democrats the VA House Virginians voted to give Democrats the VA Senate Virginians voted to give Democrats the Governorship Virginians voted to pass a gerrymandering referendum Despite all this VA Democrats appealed to a MAGA SCOTUS, and lost. This Is Cowardice. Enough.