I don't hate the sunsets here.

Maybe little panettone marzipan cinnamon roll?

It takes exactly one large double shot espresso iced latte to counteract the sleepy feelings of a muscle relaxer. If you are 5'7" and 255 pounds and have the metabolism of a brontosaurus with low blood sugar. You're welcome.

The dogs are like hey good morning 🤪

Are they ever going to come up with something to replace the 3.5 inch floppy disk icon from the 1990's as a default "save" icon? Cuz man... it's REAL dated.

Okay I know how this looks but...

I almost forgot that today is the day that I do nothing to my clocks!

Heheheh. Sharkorgi. (Noodle has a sticker in his shop that he really likes so I modeled it!)

I feel like Musk is only really interested in going to space because guillotines don't work in zero G.

I'm really disappointed that they didn't just call shrapnel "gunfetti".

If you eat the frittata from yesterday's breakfast it's technically leftovas.

I don't really have strong feelings about my pronouns but I do really like puns and dad jokes so if you want to go with he/hee I'm okay with it .

Well, I took four steps. That's a Enough for today ^_^

Aaaaand he's done ^_^ Now to see if we can get some filaments that are suitable!

Allllmost done. I just have to finish his armor :)

Dammit. Now my Waterpik has demons.

I mean, sure, I taste liver every time I bend more than 27 degrees and most of my right thigh is numb... but I'm getting SUPER good sleep ^_^

If you get a leg cramp while dancing it's called Charli horse.

Orc Tusks obtained! 🔨 @thedoodlebear.bsky.social

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by autism.

My post surgical care team provides only the most cutting-edge care. Okay it's basically just carbs but still.

Can I be like... a STEMbo? I really like science and technology any nerdy stuff way too much to pretend to be stupid, but I'm large and kind of oafy? 😅

I can't do much but sit in my chair right now, but this is going to be cute :)

It's super weird to me that over my lifetime I have had exponentially more grief and "weird interactions" from medical personnel about my weight than I have about having 10 pound junk 🤔

I lived ^_^ and I genuinely am shocked how not bad I feel for having several bone chunks sawed out and discs altered and things sanded lol...

Best. Laminectomy. Ever.

We were trying to come up with the "whitest possible taco that someone would actually eat" My proposal is: Plain grilled chicken, French fries, ranch dressing, shredded Colby jack.

Mike put this 360 degree camera in the shop so we can monitor the equipment and it's kinda great ^_^

Hokay I don't "sales" much on my social medias, but since I'm getting two chunks of my spine removed on Tuesday and don't know how long that'll mess with my ability to do stuff... I'm gonna say if you want tusks for Halloween, get the orders in this weekend!

Jinx is VERY EXCITED!!

Among the many benefits of making pork rinds at home is... whatever this is.

It's cool how a few sloppy vertex colors can really help you get back on track working on a character.

Here's a free thing, happy Orctober! I did this bust sculpt last year for my orc potion bottle stoppers, but I feel like it'd be fun to see him get some more use... so here's the STL for you to download and print. Show me what you do if you make him! (Dropbox link - he big) tinyurl.com/OrcSculpt

It's gonna take a while to get him finished/printable but I'm really happy with the progress so far ^_^

Seriously... do not discount the value of an electric leaf blower as a household cleaning tool 😅

I swear customer service AI bots are just bridge trolls. You have to stump them with 3 riddles before they'll let you pass and talk to a real person :P

I'm not saying I'm unexciting, but "going to Ptown" is what I call taking my diuretic.

It's... gonna be a busy month in the shop 😅

Finishing the prototype for a companion piece to go with Li'l Toasty... in case you don't want toast :)

Holy crap I'm starting to have neck... contours? lol. That's new!

I am *not* a tall guy... but my spine surgeon is only 5'4" and can't help imagining him with climbing gear, standing on my back to do the surgery.

Just makin' toast :)

Don't be afraid to speak your truth. Even if that truth contains several phrases in Latin that you found in a book bound in human skin.

For the love of all things nerdy, why can't software companies get together on a common set of modifier key combinations for panning and zooming and rotating shit *eyetwitch*

There are mornings where you get up, and then there are mornings where you just give up on sleeping lol

I got to spend some quality time with my best Noodle *and* managed not to wreck his Can-Am 🥳

I really can't believe it's gotten this far, what started off as a silly lil meme sticker has grown into so much. Thank you @goatuna.bsky.social for blessing the world with the creation of The Splorb And Thank you @thedoodlebear.bsky.social for turning that silly drawing into reality. Happy Bwee!

Sneak peak. Thank you @thedoodlebear.bsky.social for your amazing tusks! They were very easy to paint with acrylics and everything about these sexy guys turned out so 😈 #orc #gayorc #orclove #gaybeast #canadiangay

I'm pretty sure this is attached to the ceiling with nine inch nails.