I really can't believe it's gotten this far, what started off as a silly lil meme sticker has grown into so much. Thank you @goatuna.bsky.social for blessing the world with the creation of The Splorb And Thank you @thedoodlebear.bsky.social for turning that silly drawing into reality. Happy Bwee!

Sneak peak. Thank you @thedoodlebear.bsky.social for your amazing tusks! They were very easy to paint with acrylics and everything about these sexy guys turned out so 😈 #orc #gayorc #orclove #gaybeast #canadiangay

I'm pretty sure this is attached to the ceiling with nine inch nails.

*Homer Simpson noises*

Someone actually painting them beautifully 🤩

Updated the shipping packaging for the tusks a little just for a lil seasonal perk :)

Okay I think all the Splorbing requirements have been met... I hope?

On the long list of "social things I never expected", have to say that cooking becoming a hobby for most (or something that people "just don't do") rather than a necessary life skill has been a big surprise. I would not have thought eating out would be the norm.

Sometimes you just need a karpatka.

If atheists had churches they would be non-prophet organizations.

"You need a tripod for this stuff honestly." "Yeah I usually just like... lean my phone against something when I'm filming my work." "Ah, so more of a don't-tri pod."

One of the more amusing habits my ex had was when he would pick up any tchotchke or decorative item, he would always rate its effectiveness at disabling an attacker if thrown during a home invasion.

Gauging up any piercing is not one of my favorite activities but at least its done. Also ow.

That's... gonna be a large toy.

"I'm sorry I was so unproductive at work today, boss... history keeps happening and messing up my focus."

I really do feel like the inability to understand that 350 million (or 8 billion) people arenn't "just like you" has to be some kind of mental illness.

My dad used to call prune juice WD-farty so... I come by it honestly.

I'm honestly shocked that there isn't like... a German or Icelandic word for "looking forward to never seeing you again"

If you have a favorite knife it's technically your baeonet.

Both dogs are hilariously into warm laundry. Lucky wasn't going to let us make the bed until he absorbed every last BTU. (B&W because the room was dark, I'm not that artsy)

Just because something has a purpose doesn't mean it isn't art.

Wow. MIke's new earrings are just nuts.

*splorb*

The proper name for a cumrag is actually a wankerchief.

Greetings, residence 43281, and rejoice! For today is your designated day to receive rainfall! (The desert is wild)

Short doms are also known as laptops.

Hypno earrings oOOooooOooo

As much as I consider myself a very solid cook, I have to be honest that I still cannot properly cook an in-shell egg to any given doneness without one of these stupid things.

Okay, the holodeck... but instead of reliving old mystery novels, you just relive the time you said something really stupid in 4th grade, but you actually say the right thing this time or don't back down or don't fart and eventually you just forget about it.

I hadn't noticed @tusker.bsky.social's lock screen before and I'm cracking up. Lucky gives the best side eye 😅

*splorb*

Hooboy. I'm almost completely out of focus at this point.

Are submissive daddy types technically just step-dads?

I'm told this is a splorb, but it also is adorbs.

This piece has memeface energy *lol*

If you work all the time and don't enjoy your hobbies, you're serf bored.

The minor support sanding was really easy - this mask commission came out great! The customer's doing their own painting so I'm all done ^_^

If you put it on your head, it becomes tiaramisu.

OooOOOOOooo heheheh

So far so good 🤩

If this doesn't crash on me it's gonna look so cool ^_^

I haven't done any masks or hoods before so this has been kind of a fun learning experience, but I'm happy with how it's turning out :)

When you repeat the joke twice so they get it: reinfarcement

Why you never see roadkill in Arizona...

A can of Pringles lasts me: - Single Serving - 1 Day - 2 Days - 3 Days Discuss.

I just... don't believe for a second that this wasn't slyly intentional.

Tis Monday.