I've started calling everyone "Brother", like Hulk Hogan, or Jesus Christ.

"She's crazy!" Why? What did you do to her?

Online is bullshit. Go out and get drunk and talk to a stranger.

Fit people enjoy the fact that ozempic has horrific side effects a little TOO much.

Food is so embarrassing. Like, I need to put this bow-tie pasta inside my body or I'll die.

It must be hard for people just learning now they can't trust any of our institutions.

Some people are calling Trump's war a disaster, but I've hardly seen anyone talking about the Epstein files now.

The great thing about everyone being really terrified right now is that none of this needed to happen.

Why can't we get a regime change in Israel? Asking for the world.

The internet is wild because you can say something like "killing children is wrong" and then someone will call you racist.

The Oscars speeches this year are going to be incredible.

If you want more real art, BUY IT.

One way to treat your social media addiction is every time you feel like looking at your phone, have a cigarette instead.

We are currently getting a glimpse behind the curtain at the mechanisms of power that actually control the world, while simultaneously witnessing how weak, ineffectual and compromised our elected officials on all sides truly are. And I am so fucking here for it.

Only criminals wear the hood part of hoodies.

It's not Left vs Right. It's Souls vs No Souls.

Making my own playlist. I deserve love.

Americans are like "We need our guns so the government can't control us" and then they let the government control them.

It sucks how we all have to do our regular jobs plus the FBI's job too.

Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.

I've started putting my pants on two legs at a time. Just increased my efficiency by 50%

If your big problem is the superbowl half time show, you have a really good life.

Yeah, I'm on the spectrum. The spectrum of kickin' ass!!

Celebrities have ruined the idea of being famous. Billionaires have ruined the idea of being rich. Both seem disgusting and grotesque, and not worth selling your soul for. At all.

I remember when the internet first came out and they said it would make life better. But it just meant that you can do more things faster and life is worse.

Australia has internet laws to protect children from the people who are being protected on the internet.

I have to laugh or I'll choke on my own rage.

They arrested Maduro for less than anything in the Epstein files.

Read all the banned books.

Epstein's psych evaluation 1 month before his "suicide"

His "suicide" was 1 month later...

Gee, I wonder why they are desperately trying to control social media.

FRIENDS and Seinfeld was predictive programming to get our generation used to the idea that nobody will own a house.

Epstein and his buddies think of us as "cattle". What do you imagine they think of Palestinians.

No big deal, just Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein talking about how they can get rid of all the poors.

Magpies are very intelligent. They don't argue on the internet.

Ahhh, fish. The vegetable of meat.

There are no receding hairlines on stolen land.

The internet: THE WORLD IS RUN BY A LITERAL SATANIC PEDOPHILE CULT. Legacy News: How about that tennis?

Celebrating Goy Pride Month.

"The British sent their worst criminals to Australia!" Their crimes:

After everything we know now, I definitely think Kubrick was murdered.

Welp, there sure seem to be a lot of files existing that don't exist.

Are you happy, or are you an atheist?

You're probably just moody because you didn't get enough sleep, protein, water, exercise, sex and vitamin D.

I can't explain it, but horror movies were scarier on VHS tape.

Sorry I ruined your joke by asking an autistic question.

Vegans are like "you can get all of your protein from plants" and then don't do it.