There are still cool people out there, you’ve just got to find them and circle the wagons. Let’s be our own army.

There are many reasons I prefer dogs to people, and I shouldn’t have to explain them to you.

Stranger Things season finale: We’re going in…

There are many reasons I prefer dogs to people, and I shouldn’t have to explain them to you.

There are still cool people out there, you’ve just got to find them and circle the wagons. Let’s be our own army.

Anyone else worry that birds legs and feet must get cold in winter?

It’s definitely a bit nippley out there.. I saw a Blue Tit, and wasn’t surprised at all tbh! 😬

I’m just quiet because I don’t talk to you.

Took little man for a frosty walk around town again today. He drew his normal crowd of admirers, and made new friends. Nice. #DoomFree

Working part time, should not include getting up at 06:30.. Good morning, I guess.

Liver, bacon, onions and mash. I can only eat this when Mrs Gruffy is away.. I love it!

We’ve got sleet and snow warnings for this evening. There’s definitely something ominous coming down over there…

Back to work tomorrow morning! *Cries gently into beer*

You wanna pizza this do you?

Nice sky as the evening is dropping.

It’s only Hicksy and me for a couple of days. What to do, what to do..?

Men who can’t cry were raised wrong.

I thought MTV kicked the bucket like 20 years ago? Maybe more..

This year on Bluesky I wrote 962 posts and 4,379 replies. I received 23,690 likes, whereas 405 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "no doom" and 😂! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Well, I’ve blasted through 5,7K followers today, wow! It’s like they don’t even know me man.. 😂 No politics here, just a very cute good boy, nature, good food, nonsense and guitars.

I’ve never seen a cyber-truck in the wild, but I’ve sat and watched herons fishing. I couldn’t tell you a Taylor Swift song, but I’ve bled at a punk show, then watched live opera in the street. You love nuggies? I love fresh calamari. It’s all good baby. X

Thanks to everyone that’s become a friend of Hicksy, and myself, and cheers to everyone that’s interacted with me here this year, it kept me going tbh. I’ll keep looking for the beauty or funny in your posts, so please check in with me, as it reminds me to look! Hippy Nude Beers gang!

I just watched the worst movie ever made, and the subtitles were matching. They steal a guy’s canoe, and he screams at them “I need a job?” K.

Maybe curry night was inside all of us right from the start.. #FestivusIsOverTheHeatIsOn

A little sunset walk to clear our heads, and Mrs Gruffy ordered us a curry for later. Hicks has checked all his wee-mails, and everything seems fine. Look to the skies for the predictable yet unexpected post later. X

I would just like to take a moment to thank all of you that allowed my latest guitar post to go viral. I will now obviously be quitting work, buy myself some longer legs, and make room on a shelf for the incoming awards. We also had the last turkey sammich of the season yesterday. Nice.

If I’ve learned anything from movies, it’s to keep hitting the bad guys with sarcastic one liners. Even as the blows rain down on you, question their height and sexuality. And try not to say ouch. You’re welcome.

We’ve got a purple sky again tonight. Let’s go crazy! 💜

Got so many posts in my head, that I can’t decide, so here’s one of my favourite guitars instead. It’s called PigTucket. #GoPlayWithYourself

If any of you lost weight over the festive holidays, it’s ok, I found it! 😬

There are three wolves inside me, and I’m gonna need some Tums..

There will come a day when I will willingly put on clean clothes, and stop eating turkey sammiches. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY..!

The festive tradition of bubble and squeak with gammon is still strong in this house.

You really don’t have to wait for the new year to stop being a pencil dicked hoofwanking bunglecunt. Just saying.

Visited one of our favourite little places for a treat and coffee today. It’s part of a huge dog walking trail, and used to be part of the now abandoned railway. Hicks loves it, because it’s always full of dogs and people give him attention and treats.

Everybody needs a gorilla for a pillow..

I know the truth hurts, so I lied to you. #Sinners

Today is all about turkey sammiches, boiling a gammon joint to have with bubble and squeak later, finishing my books, so I can start the new ones, and taking Hicks somewhere exciting. Later. X

I made out like a bandit today! These books should keep me busy for a while, and I got a couple of new whacky baker boy caps too!

Happy Festivus to all my radical left wing scum friends! Let those festive guitars ring loud! #TurkeyComaIncoming

Big sky.

Late night Scooby snack?

Somebody might’ve had a lot of fun with one of nannies slippers today.. We call her nanny fridge, because she’s a soft touch with Hicks, and he always gets the best stuff off her. 😂 I swear she buys him the good ham and cheese.

That Road House 2024 remake, was such a huge steaming pile of shite, that a Tyrannosaurus with IBS, on a strict Madras curry diet couldn’t compete.

"Becoming Bukwus" is a stunning mask created with horsehair and alder by Klatle Bhi of the Squamish Nation and displayed at the Museum of Northwest Art in #LaConnner #Washington. #Art #firstnation #squamish @squamishnatcouncil.bsky.social #artwork #mask #BlueskyArtshow #sculpture #Noma #pnw

You drown, not by falling into the river, but by staying submerged in it. #NoDoom

"People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for." ~Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird

Took our little reindeer to check out the lights around town this evening..

Thinking of having one of my ears hand poke tattooed in Iceland next year.. 🤔

This festive KFC will fix me!