There is an old Carpathian folktale about goblins stealing human nutsack skin to grind down and mix with berries. This paste was then given to the elderly goblins to stop the dreaded night shits, and thus nightime BlueSky came to be.. #ItsAllBollocks

Currently eating KFC leftovers completely topless, just jorts.. More tattoo than man at this point. Rock music is playing in the background. For my next trick, I will pop a bottle of Sex Canoe open and enjoy it in the too fucking hot. My wife married well.

There is an old Carpathian folktale about goblins stealing human nutsack skin to grind down and mix with berries. This paste was then given to the elderly goblins to stop the dreaded night shits, and thus nightime BlueSky came to be.. #ItsAllBollocks

Currently eating KFC leftovers completely topless, just jorts.. More tattoo than man at this point. Rock music is playing in the background. For my next trick, I will pop a bottle of Sex Canoe open and enjoy it in the too fucking hot. My wife married well.

They’ve shut the schools because of the heat, and this gives me a four day weekend. I can see only one sensible action to take.. Woo, and indeed, Hoo!

Night time BlueSky is exactly like that bit in that movie where I always go for a cigarette.

If you're ever on a lonely trail in the wild end of the forest and see a crudely written sign hanging on a tree that says: NO MONSTERS HERE ONLY WAFFLES Don't believe it, not even for a second.

Some peeps just don’t got no magic in them, and that’s sad. -Tin Man

If one of you has a kid soon, can you call it Gruffy please? I need to carry on the family name somehow.. x

As another heatwave hits this silly little island, I’d just like to remind you to be ultra aware of your hairy family members needs. Keep to the shade, check the floor with your own bare feet, and keep checking the water situation. There should also be ice cream.

Stop feeding the beast. Be it television, social media, or media in general. Disappear into the woods, dip your feet in a stream, read that book, treat yourself. Do your head a favour, and turn the phone off for an hour. Be more dog. X #NoDoomThanks

We are unimportant specks of dust on an elder god’s hoof. Night be dropping.

youtube.com/watch?v=1NMU... BlueSky is deader than a dead thing this morning, so I’m gonna drop a bit of beauty just because. Any anti Noel comments will just show me you know shit. X

It’s back, and it’s taking no heckin’ prisoners: Curry Night! Prolonged contact with this curry will give you the power to smell the back of your knees with your ears. #CurryNight

My glance? Withering.

Remembering our beautiful Georgie today. They all live on in our hearts. ❤️❤️❤️

I don’t sports whatsoever! But I might need this shirt…

Our Rhinosaurus Phantasmagoria is flowering beautifully in the rain today. This is where the blackbirds nest in our garden, and it’s right next to my coffee spot. The weekend is coming peeps. #NoDoomThanks

Fitness Tracker Update: As a reward for not spatchcocking any work “mates” so far this week, Mrs Gruffy treated me to my beloved KFC! #FitnessAllInMyFace

If you’re going to burn all your bridges, remember to burn the boats too. I know this now.

We’re going with a different mug for Monday..

The tree with a SkyBeast crown. #SkyBeasts

Went to pickup the goodboy from his holiday home, and roadside hog roast baps happened! Yes Hicks got a sausage.

Message about my tattoo appointment today: So, we’ll put the creature from the black lagoon playing drums on the other side, and there’ll be a tiki bar behind the shrimp playing maracas. Cool.

It’s officially Friday, and spurred on by that song, it’s finger day! Um.. #KnockThatDoomTheFeckOut

No thank you. I do not sports.

youtube.com/watch?v=PJ-Q... I listened to this song yesterday, and it builds into a huge guitar solo. At a certain point in that solo, a tear rolled down my face. Just listened again, and the same thing happened at exactly the same point. And Brent Hinds is now gone… RIP legend.

My eyes see the beauty in many different people . . . unfortunately, there are times I am disappointed when my ears hear their ugliness.

Been feeling a bit off for a few days, so I went to visit my flower friends on the graveyard wall again. They’re looking grand.

I’m not posting a damn thing here today. There, that’ll teach me!

Let’s make this ThunderDome a ThunderHome.

My mum, bless her, watches a lot of news, and yesterday she asked us about this AI they keep talking about. My wife knocked this up on her phone in about 2 minutes.. Mum now wants this used as her remembrance picture for her funeral. She insisted that Hicks was in the picture as she adores him.

youtu.be/S5X8cTQY8XY?... For a punk/metal guy, I sure do listen to a lot of Trip-Hop.. #TripHop #ADifferentPunk

Don’t get any of that damn Smonday vibe on you today. Get out in the trees, smell the air. It’s all going to be ok. Here’s a rainbow for ya. X #NoDoomThanks

English breakfast for dinner? There’s not a judge or lawgiver in the land that can stop me! Mwahaha..

I ain’t saying shit, but you knows it.. Bring a little sunshine into your life. X

That time that Gordon Ramsay got served a bad steak on a paper plate, with plastic cutlery, was not only a villain origin story, but it was also the birth of my spirit animal tbh.

There was nothing wrong with CD’s or DVD’s. Just saying.. #Dinosaur #Enshitification

If you have the eye for it, you can find sunshine in the rain.

The unbridled joy of rolling on wet grass, the happiness of finding the right stick, running full tilt, smiling because you can, a biscuit treat, tail spinning like a helicopter blade.. We need to be more dog. #NoDoomThanks

When I inevitably gain control of this stupid spinning rock, things are gonna change. All Nazis will have their face tattooed with “small dick energy” All weekends will be 4 days long. All dogs will get free stuff. Small talk and shit music will be banned. And some of you will be sterilised. X

No matter the weather, never let a muggle steal your sunshine.

When kids call their dad sir, it gives me the cringe ick.

And yes, our plucky hero did go on to buy that guitar 10 minutes later.. BlueMonday. Three years ago today.

Farewell until next Friday fancy mug! It’s back to work tomorrow, and this knowledge doesn’t fill me with joy tbh. Oh well.. We have two more holidays booked, and a four hour ink session in two weeks. Always have something to look forward to if you can. X

Night time BlueSky: Where dreams are crushed, and buttholes are released into the wild.,

When was the last time you did something nice for a stranger?

Yeah, it’s a rough world out there, and navigating basic people can be tiresome, but have you ever seen Hicks with his teeth stuck in his chops? #Special #NoDoomThanks

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