It was brought to my attention that because I occasionally reread Frog & Toad books to relax, I'm ridiculous and naive. If you're so cynical that creativity and kindness (on the most basic level) don't affect you, you're fucking lost anyway.

*Weeps gently into empty cheese wrapper*

youtube.com/watch?v=fg7q... Gone midnight here, nobody’s looking.. Keeping politics in music forever.

We took Hicks for his favourite fish and chips today. There might’ve also been a sausage and ice cream…

It’s a rough world out there. Here’s a tiny little thing I do.. say something nice to someone. Leave a friendly comment on a post, or maybe buy someone a coffee? It’s nothing, but it’s something. Try to interact. X

You want a pickle with those horrors?

Hicks would like to say hi, but he’s very busy today.

Not feeling it today gang. I’ll be back when I’ve read this. Later. X

youtube.com/watch?v=aXJh... Earworm.. Go play guitar about it.

You know it. I know it. We all know it’s curry night!

It was happening again: George stood at the gate, and stared at the field. Nothing.. The stalks of the planted crop waved gently in the early evening breeze. That was the only sound, just the lazy swoosh of leaves. So why was every hair on the back of his neck vibrating?

Life.. Go play guitar about it.

Hug your pup, and drink good coffee. Look around yourself for beauty, and smack the doom with a stick. Follow me and Hicks for more timeline fuckery. X

Tetris taught us that when you fit in, you disappear. Don’t be Tetris.

Have the breakfast you deserve. Tell them I said it’s ok. X #NoDoom

Suckers I Meet In The Wild #3: Maybe the kid was taken up and dropped it.. Who knows? #TheCrapture

Gonna go see if I can catch me some floaters with a rake….

*Offers the abyss a slice of cake* [Low grumbling noises]

I don’t know man.. Certain types of people disappearing up into the sky, sounds pretty cool to me.

Fly fast little sky beast! There’s a biggie behind you..!

Wasps are just unemployed bees..

Busy day getting squidded up with my friends in Cornwall. All a work in progress, and a constant coverup. I’m going to collapse now. X #AllTheHeckinColours

Watching Master Chef while eating a kebab shop burger… *Eldritch voices screech in the dark*

You just wait until it starts demanding that you all spray yourselves orange, and do whacky shit with your hair…

Walked past a dumping ground earlier, it’s basically an old building site, and right in the middle was this solitary stunner.. Beauty is there if you have the eyes to see it. #NoDoomToday

Our miraculous and brave buttholes don’t let the water in when we go swimming. But you never think about that do you. No, you only think about yourself.

I’m not saying where I’m going on Saturday, but there will be clues. Turn off that doom.

I don’t know man, it’s all feeling a bit Skynet tbh..

Hicks is hiding from me again, and I just can’t find him!

Please try to remember, that this device in your hand, is a TV not a window. And you’re not always in charge of the show you’re watching.. Much love. X

Why is it a body trimmer and not pubic transport?

*Hums gently in the background like a refrigerator*

GOOD NIGHT..! *Crowd continues booing*

Memories: Soundcheck in a Belgian beer hall. Touring Germany and Belgium, late 80’s. Myself on the left, Smurf on the right.

I had to socialise (say good morning) to someone earlier, but I’m home now, and everything’s ok again. Stay safe out there gang. X

It was half an hour until Hicks’s dinner time, so I thought I’d grab a twenty minute nap. I awoke to a great pressure on my chest… It was himself, sat bolt upright just under my chin. I think he wants feeding..

Pumpkin spiced Anusol.

Febreze: But for the world.

Good morning BlueSky! I’m sorry that the Monday thing is happening again too.. Buckle up. X

youtube.com/watch?v=C0Ne... Timeline cleanse. I love this album!

A crappy, rainy day.. KFC leftovers will fix me.

youtube.com/watch?v=NZPY... It’s the middle of the night, nobody’s here.. This is my internal music.

Just a boy and his pup.. Hicks says hi!

It’s just Hicks and myself at home today, so I thought it would be a great time to practice for my upcoming Bananarama tribute tour.. #GoPlayGuitarAboutIt

All these new followers, and not a single hello or “like” Bunch of weirdo’s man.. 😂

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here writing the script for my new cop show “Cockit And Pullit”

Hallo fren!

*Nice Person Interaction Warning* A young woman in a Hijab walked past me in a shop, I obviously gave her a big smile. She walked on, then turned and came back, to thank me for such a beautiful big smile. She said it made a lovely change. ❤️

Needed to go food shopping, ordered pizza instead. Is it Friday yet?