Bet you wanted to but ya' didn't.

I think I know what happens in my own heart. thanks tho.

Jean Harlow, Dorothy Burgess and Clark Gable in Hold Your Man (1933)

For anyone keeping track of the Iran buildup, we’ve now sent more AWACS into theater. Curious to see how tomorrow’s talks go, but it’s pretty clear the administration isn’t planning for them to be good.

Staying informed these days is a form of self harm.

shoot me from a cannon like one of your circus girls

I probably wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for music. As a teenager it told me I wasn’t alone. This song, no reason…😒 youtu.be/lhLd18Xg6x0?...

why does no one ever send me a bouquet of puppies

Cocaine and Heroin were both originally brand names.

'and penalise those who dont'. What's that now

Sourdough is happening! No idea what to do with the basket thingy but we will figure it out. #Lola2.0

Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre: “I was trafficked to a lot of types of different men — billionaires, royalty… he used me as a form of blackmail so these people would owe him favors.”

wishful shrinking

It shouldn’t be harder for a woman to register to vote than a man…

😳 Domestic violence Revealed: The true toll of female suicides in UK with domestic abuse at their core😳 www.theguardian.com/society/2026... #UK #DomesticAbuse

For anyone who needs a picture of a portly dog in a robe

Kept romance alive by squirting a syrup heart on my wife's waffles yesterday.

I realize this blanket won't last forever. I treasure what time we have together NOW.

Leon Botstein, president of @bardcollege.bsky.social, has repeatedly made public statements about his relationship with the pedophile sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that have turned out to be misleading, incomplete, or untrue. I'm going to make a thread to compile them all here.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report

my kindness hasn’t killed anyone so i’d like my money back pls.

My sanity belongs to a world I am no longer acquainted with.

I was born too late in the last century.

wishful shrinking

Dropped a little harmless knowledge on a post. The reception I got took me back to Twitter. Awesome. Bluesky has finally made it. I'll just fuck off now.

We are way past disagreement at this point.

Larry the cat, 19, was adopted 15 years ago and has overseen six Prime Ministers, welcomed the world's most famous leaders and fought pigeons and other Westminster felines

Who up Scarletting they Letter

there’s not i tree i wouldn’t climb

my skeets are funnier in latin

“Can I come by?” No.

Over in Hell, the billionaires are fighting with each other over who hung out with Epstein more. 🍿

Dwayne Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name "the Rock", is an American actor and professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on a part-time basis. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time

Is my cat an idiot for yes press 8

At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference

Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.

SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS CAPCOM 1994 SEGA GENESIS

French prosecutors are reviewing the Epstein files and ties to French nationals to determine any criminal wrongdoing.

Jerking off with my

If any of you happen to run into Albert Brooks please apologize for me. I told someone I thought he was dead.

Has he really retreated from Minnesota, though? The people who live there don't seem to think so.

call me joey the way you got me woah-ing

Reinhart also was the judge who authorized and SUPERVISED the FBI raid of Mar a Lago for the documents. Yep. subscriber.politicopro.com/article/2022...

They hired a guy to defend them in the criminal case against Epstein not knowing he was WORKING FOR EPSTEIN I’m gonna be sick.

Okay so this seems pretty straightforward. Epstein paid Reinhart to do a shitty job defending Epstein’s employees and victims.

a bumpy drive down a gravel road could fix me