Ditto

don’t forget to stop and smell the rosebuds

from self harm to self love

You’re good.

of course I’m not mad also I forwarded all your mail to rotten taint, tx

Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

Me: ok, that's the last straw My manager at the straw mine: great job, let's head back

They should make a vibrator that holds you afterwards.

when I fit back into these Jordaches it’s over for you whores

What do I bring to the table? a tile cutter. hope that’s sufficient

🐶 Hourly Dog Picture! 🐶 #dogs #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

One of these days real soon that war guy is going to drown in his own vomit so there’s that

i made a thing

Men are doing the Aloibe divorce. Cone on ladies we need a thing. How about the Royal Caribbean permanent separation?

orgasm so good you forget you’re an American citizen

What’s your favorite deadly sin? No way. You love Wrath too?

it’s like my dad used to say “shut the fuck up”

🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋

Only if you get caught

filling my weekly pill organizer with corgis

at my funeral, sliced raw onions will be handed out to everyone so that they have no choice but to cry

Reuters: Hegseth fires two more generals, David Hodne and William Green Jr., alongside Army Chief Of Staff Randy George

they say “between the anus and genitals” way too many times in the jardiance commercial

Scoffing at the world when it doesn’t revolve around me.

Thanks for following, how long have you been into angry people

Why do I have to buy six billion subscriptions just to watch a baseball game This shit sucks

I’d respect your boundaries so hard…

a dating app but you're matched by the kindest thing you've ever done called Tender

The Bondi firing will get all the attention but what Hegseth is doing with the upper echelons of the military is much more dangerous over time than Bondi’s tenure as AG. And it won’t get 1% of the coverage. Someday it will get a lot of coverage, and those will be dark days.

it’s a really shitty feeling when you’re in the middle of an interview and you know you’ve bombed it after the first ten minutes and just want it to end, yup, this happened to me today

Oh no, that's not a mustard stain, that's my trauma, I wear it on my sleeve.

The heart kicked down the stairs.