Away, you whoreson upright rabbit, away!

Fishing for compliments on my boobs, guys

I turn on uk or au news bc I prefer to hear shitty information with an accent

thank god i killed myself to get to those Easter egg hunts with my kids on time, color eggs, shop for baskets and candy and hiding the baskets every year. Really paid off.

When I have post get an unusual amount of likes and I'm suddenly, uncomfortably aware that there are many more people on here than the 50 or so it seemed. WTF. Have they been out here this whole time?

Tania, the 🇨🇦 woman who was finally released from ICE detention with her sweet daughter, is updating us on what is going on. They put an ankle monitor on her so she can’t come back.

pony boy < soda pop

Fog of war lights available on Ama-

Scary that these are my actual thoughts.

dirty dancing on bluesky

the USS Twitter better watch her back

peacocks at the park! it's fun to say🤣 elder dude here being bonita af✨🖤

This week's video is live, and it's a good one! youtu.be/fA82bJot4rw

(playing battleship) The USSS Amazon Web Services just took a direct hit

friends with health care benefits

we color eggs because jesus dyed

My Time Machine is set to: James Spader Booya Hottie

michael stipe sings my lullabies

the hills are alive with the sound of music, bitches

Every morning

Worth noting, this voting bloc is massive. If Utah flipped blue that'd be insane given the state has been historically and reliably Republican for decades, same for Idaho, Arizona also has a significant LDS population.

She likes the echo 😂

Caturday theferalcheeto johnny the cat

My Time Machine is set to: James Spader Booya Hottie

they should invent edamame that i can steam and eat in the shower

butterflies in my stomach (i ate four butterflies)

can’t im making these taxes my bitch this weekend

Y'all it ain't looking good for the gop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The UK is really clowning us rn keep it up cousins

Ditto

don’t forget to stop and smell the rosebuds

from self harm to self love