Ok hear me out, shopping cart horns

If my therapist asks, we're besties okay?

Zohran Mamdani has already immeasurably improved the quality of life in New York City

shitposting isn't paying the bills like it used to

Just finished Bugonia and all I can say is: Holy shit, lol.

love to those who give me extra space when my voice is shaking

I saw a baby elephant! It’s so cute!

I feel more powerful deleting things than posting

so how's everyone feelinggggg

Happy New Year, Bsky! We can only go uphill from here.

I can’t count how many times I have been called a bitch. If I’m smarter than they are, holy hate me! I never ever played the game. I’ve lost jobs because I wouldn’t bow. I outsmart! I actually had a manger walked out by security. Always document and date Sisters! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ysJphh/

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

Maybe you could try something different this year like being a decent human being

If you woke up still Black + healthy you already winning!!! Happy New Year Cuzos!🥳🥳🥳

Blame the camel toe

There was a version of me that needed noise to feel alive. That version is done

Bluesky is not a hashtag community like Twitter. Some of these puzzle even me. [ Bluesky wrapped detail🫰 ]

I don't need a reason to piss my pants.

In honor of the end of music video channels, my favorite video youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc

A good riddance.

mom. you don’t post ”content” first of all. it’s just a word so you could understand the context of what i was saying. second, stfu. that’s actually it.

Vaccines in Australia are called emunizations.

[Clock strikes.]

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all I’m saying is a lava lamp would be much better with real lava

This is the technology our schools are encouraging our children to use.

Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

i am just a girl standing in front of the table by her front door wondering where she left her wallet

thinking about being fired out of a cannon directly at a brick wall at midnight

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

If you need me, I’m in the garage holding a beer and studying a shelf for 14 minutes. Not planning, just avoidance with plausible deniability.

Picture of the staff who operate my account

going to get my life together next year again next year

It’s already 2027 in Australia.

Death to Videodrome! Long live the new year!

remember new year’s eve is amateur night so be careful out there —professional drunks

Moon lighting up the clouds.

I wanna add to your happiness

I prefer the “idea” of people.

later I shall play the music of my people (living in my head)

Aw yes!

You can pipe your icing on my cookie if you wanna

enjoying some radical acceptance, care to join me

No sh*t, Matt Gaetz had sex with underage girls. That and drugs are all these sick f*ckers do!!! www.cnbc.com/2024/12/23/m...

sorry I returned your shitty energy but I kept the receipt just in case

If you want to quit something this year, Quit being a little bitch

They say "write about what you know" and that is why my posts are full of shit