Time doesn't make sense today.

just traveled at the speed of light and no one even gives a shit

Apple bottom jeans... boots without the fur. The whole club was lookin' at her. 🐈‍⬛ #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX

Beans are about to start flowering!

Look at my strawberries!

A caddy pulled off a hole in one in front of golf legends. A 1 in 12,500 shot that most pros never achieve in their entire career.

It should be against the law to breed any more dogs. 1.4 million a year are euthanized. 1/4 of every litter, even your precious designer pups. What the FUCK is wrong with you people? SPAY, NEUTER, ADOPT don't SHOP.

*boarding the Event Horizon* This is gonna be so cool.

Biscuit. In his lane. Moisturized. Unbothered.

Good times

A thing I don't think young people realize is that a) the Simpsons was quite controversial when it was first on the air and b) there was a legit national scandal around Bart using the word "sucks" in an early episode as being too vulgar for broadcast TV.

Most corrupt administration in American history!

The way the sky darkened just now suggests either a massive summer cloudburst, or just a bit of wind. Feeling lucky? 🍃 `Golden-yellow grassland, atmospheric mountains, dramatic skies` #synthart #AIイラスト

Bro remembering all his past 8 lives 😸 IG: @hababamevi_ youtube.com/shorts/Hy_5w...

“If you can’t cook there are services” “If you can’t support yourself just tell them & get help” “If it were really that bad support would show up” This is internalized ableism. Most of the time, help isn’t available. Support doesn’t come. Disabled people are on their own.

Good morning bluesky Busy today with work – time to step outside 🌤️ `A rolling landscape of dry golden-yellow grassland, scattered green trees` #synthart

does anyone want anything from 9 eleven?

NEW: Months after FCC Commissioner Olivia Trusty cast a decisive vote approving Paramount’s historic $8 billion merger with Skydance Media, she and a guest accepted Kennedy Center gala tickets from the company worth more than $12,000.

Imagine being the president of the United States and telling the American people that you have really big news instead of telling the American people what the really big news is. That’s the type of nonsense a grifter does.

"Trees are sanctuaries. Whoever knows how to speak to them, whoever knows how to listen to them, can learn the truth. They do not preach learning and precepts, they preach, undeterred by particulars, the ancient law of life." - Hermann Hesse 🎨 Julia Tar

i say we take off and nuke the lettuce from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.

The cats are stressed about this hotel stay but they don't know they'd be more stressed at home (a current construction site).

Be yourself, but over there.

What.

welcome to America, where you don’t know if a bullet or a piece of lettuce is going to kill you

Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”

Having a picnic in bed with Ramen. The a/c is blasting and it's not so bad.

He said don’t worry I won’t sleep in your bed. I’ll sleep in mine. 👍 IG: doggvids

Dandelions for breakfast IG: @ marysmark. ~ Alaska Wildlife photographer

2 people in the vets waiting room with flat nosed dogs, loudly complaining to each other about the effect of heat on their breathing and 👏for👏God's👏Sake👏Stop👏Buying👏these👏breeds👏. They are respiratory conditions with fur. Breeding them is cruelty.

This is Chase. He's been branded as something of an escape artist. Unfortunately there were witnesses and victims in his latest attempt. 14/10 (TT: whimsicaleyecrustys)

are we supposed to gargle balls in the morning or at night the dentist won’t tell me

A “tribute” to Lindsey Graham from the Iranian Embassy.

sausage and cabbage is ugly but it's sure delicious

I hate asking for help. I am 10 days away from my 1st paycheck at my new job and I have $100 in the bank. I will need at least 2 tanks of gas to get me to the end of next week (my daily commute is 50+ miles) and $40 for groceries. Thanks for sharing or donating what you can. ❤️ cash.app/$amyjofox

Ugh they want to schedule my root canals. Kill me.

I feel sorry for the bees that have to make hot honey.

One of the most memorable scenes in the history of cinema. RIP Sam Neill

Jurassic Park doesn’t work without Sam Neill‘s note-perfect performance in the scene where they first see the Brachiosaurus. you completely forget that he’s looking off-screen at nothing real, that man 100% convinces you he’s witnessing a live dinosaur and that all of his dreams are coming true.

Come get yo clock and yo parade,!! people.com/see-everythi...

Watch out LA, this is an ICE vehicle spotted in Echo Park. IceWatch confirmed. Details in the alt text

It’s incredible that people this dumb get the same number of votes as you do.

Me trying to ignore my problems while they literally hang on my face. 🥲 #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX

I have been expressing desire for an app that alerts me to the presence of pervert glasses in my vicinity. It exists and it's called Nearby Glasses! Immediate download.

*slams the drapes shut* i control the sun