Coming down with an advanced case of magnetism.

You’re very pretty, do you mind if I made up one of my many mannequins to look like you?

Me, flirting: Have you ever read a book before?

The lie in resilience.

just had a demonic vision probably due to the amulet i found which as we have already discussed i will not take off for any reason

Eating our last grapefruit. It's bittersweet. Seems like we just bought them yesterday. But it was Monday.

Bearing a bowl of shadows.

No moon, just smoke

(having sex in the library) do me decimal system

Sitting in the sun waiting to self combust.

In the latest set of tests we discovered that your heart beating is actually just Thing from The Addams Family inside your chest snapping out a pulse every few seconds. You shouldn't be alive. Y-you are creepy. Kooky. Mysterious. Spooky.

I am not, never have been, and never will be, "here for it."

Hello there pretty little thought.

It smells like upbabyiloveyou in here

It's not true love unless there's a story with blueberries and puke. I've seen a lot of things in my years, but one thing I know to be true: love is blueberries and puke

I have powered through worse. But right now all I've got is a little pink Mattel hoverboard on water and Griff has The Power

We are living it up! *whispering under my breath* and charging towards death.

Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page

*from the bottom of a well* but how are -you- doing? i hope great!

Gotta get up early if you wanna lay in front of traffic before that morning rush hour.

“A culture medium for a medium culture.”

No accounting for that, I say, clicking my pen and putting it back with the others in my little leather pocket protector.

giving life flavor by telling tasteless jokes

Time doesn't make sense today.

*jumps for joy* *joy just out of reach*

No babe, I only gleek for you.

I always adjust the little bib the dentist puts on me just like Helena does in Novocaine to get into character.

"Thinking about you," I say with my hand stuck inside a Pringles tube.

It's like the air is on fire

Sorry for the shift in mood. I was born under a Cold Moon, you see

Babe let’s just let shit blow over. Let’s let shit blow over so fuckin hard

I’ve let go of so many things I prob never should have, but when I think of my Ma throwin out my lil tikes table w the chunky yellow chairs my fist clenches up & I feel rage

A curtain of irony, distance and intention.

I’m starting to suspect the government doesn’t want what’s best for me

opening the window to livestream a thunderstorm

Penny for my thoughts? Fuck you, man. These beauties are worth double that.

The feminine urge to be buried in an unmarked grave.

I’m pretty sure the only thing safe to eat right now is pussy so …

I’ve been part of this world for some time and all I can say is, I’d like a refund.

Because I have to get up early for work on Friday I will set my appointment early on Thursday, when I have the whole day off, to prepare myself, and other stupid thoughts I have.

I like a little spider in my window.

Letting the possibilities all time out.

Fuck there are a lot of days

this endless dystopian hellscape is filmed before a live studio audience

We never just go out in the storm anymore.

You ever dream of an electric woman?

*lying in those waves* Me: Sounds like the ocean.

I get my daily dose of vitamins the same as everyone else: eating ramen noodle dehydrated vegetable sachets in the back seat of my car before starting work

ladies want a guy who can chop wood with his bare hands but when i turn up to the date in my judo outfit I'm 'not her type'. it's confusing