Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me

Where was this when I was a kid? Original post

these damn scribbles in my head won't lemme alone

some bangers in here

stacks on stacks of unfettered delusion and horror 🤙

Sunday.

Sipping coffee from my MIL's fine china for Valentine's Day. I'm sure liquid has never touched this cup before. Just a reminder to burn the nice candles, use the good towels, eat from the fancy plates. ❤️

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

the rinky-dink panther

finally painted the dumbest 3D sculpt i’ve made to date #art

NO

Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy

grabbed a little mystery box while i was out today & scored some new tiny treasures ✨ sea urchin spines, lapis lazuli, & a blue morpho wing

nothing like breakfast tears

PSA

Latest #workinprogress of #PrussiaCove #cornwall #oilpainting

cats converge on press conference, report they hate ICE too

I bed collapsed unable to take my meds last night. 3:30 am-ish Her Highness the cat started gently waking me up by thunderously purring into my armpit. (Ingenious technique, 10/10) I got up for hydration and painkillers and was closely supervised the whole time

Cackling madly as I drop a handful of pizza flavored goldfish crackers on my caesar salad because I don't buy croutons. And it's REALLY good

NATURE/CREEK.GIF

lovestruck fool 🏹

Old Heads be jamming the Doug theme in their apartment living room

My made dark chocolate covered strawberries and that's dinner :9

Your 1972 Godzilla trading card of the day.

i had a dream someone left trash in a free little library and i woke up PISSED

My coffee thinks you should have a nice day

To have consumed enough alcohol to crave stovetop popcorn, but not too much alcohol to *make* stovetop popcorn. This is to have succeeded. (Emerson would have written it if he'd thought of it.)

does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?

'Cause it's haunted www.cnn.com/2026/02/13/s...

Opossum! Also new pfp #possum #gouache #sketchbook

Some of my closest friends might describe me as deceitful. Joke's on them though; they aren't my friends.

🫥

Milk on the rocks… with milk. いらっしゃいませっ☆ミルクのミルクわりですっ☆

“Emotionally unavailable”sounds like it’s temporary. “Gone fishing, emotionally back at 3pm.”

kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess

If you'll excuse me, I'll be climbing into my gravy boat and sailing away on the mashed potato sea.

ehhhh, if wanting attention in a relationship is bad, then i guess i'm a fkin super villain

It’s about time to repost my lovely song about how to make a King cake for the Mardi Gras. youtu.be/Cu6JQCqEYMY?...

Call box, Philadelphia 2026 Minolta HiMatic 7s, Kentmere 100, Trichrome #BelieveInFilm and #TrichromeEverything

It's currently 2:56 am for me 💖

I showed chat the Farming Simulator parody image I made yesterday. Chat decided it could also be a programming book. So now we have a programming book version.

I sighed about it and decided I don't want to feel things anymore.

frog disc.

Pleased with how these snowdrops have dried & flattened overnight. This emulsion lift image is already spoken for but I think I will make a little mini snowdrop sequence today or tomorrow?

who up wondering where it all went wrong

Ogden Nash's poem "To My Valentine" was published in the February 15, 1941 issue of The New Yorker. (image from The New Yorker archive) 💌