in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made

Pretty tired! (not braggin')

where is brid

This is surprisingly like the Conor McGregor fight

maybe i couldnt help you but i could still write these words

posting from here

“Babe,” he whispered, moving hair away from her face, “I would do anything for you.” “Would you take accountability for a mistake you made?” “Let’s not talk about crazy stuff like that,” he coos as he moves the hair he brushed away back on her face and rubs it into her eyes

Monday Mood I see the tarot electric

mushrooms growing out of where your dreams decayed

This is the coolest thing you'll see today. Original post

much adont about something

good morning RIP Sam Neill morning

im not disappointed im just mad

Dad, how was it like growing up gen x? Me:

Relax, you’re not wasting your potential. Apparently this is it.

Who is this dog and how do I get him to come to my party

The library ghost. A character I’m working on for my story. Not quite there yet but it was fun to draw.

BREAD CUBE EMERGES

The free veg table at its finest, a true reflection of the diversity of crops grown on our allotment site and the gardeners’ skills (/s). If they’re still there tomorrow I’ll put them out of their misery and find them a welcome home in my compost bay. #RateOurVegTable #UKGardening 🌱

Wait Lindsay Graham in the same month? Damn i gotta hydrate myself these gravestones aren’t gonna piss on themselves

Wife: you like that, you dirty boy Me: yeah baby Wife: you nasty little pervert Me: oh yes Wife: you ruiner of dreams Me: what Wife: you destroyer of ambition Me: wait

Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.

Deviled the hell out of these mofos!

Used to run My Grands Round her nursing home. We had a huge wheelchair and there were ramps. Not kidding! We'd eat lunch, talk shit, do a puzzle and while she got her hair done, I'd check out the events for the week. Miss My Grands, Miss friends that knew how to party

most of my life lately is whispering “what the fuck” to myself and then reluctantly persevering

Did you even make your own Bluetooth speaker bro?

This is my sleep paralysis demon

[beach] ME: if a shark stops moving it will die WIFE: for the last time you can't kill a shark with a stop sign ME: it's the law diane

Swam until the sun went down and the mosquitoes came out

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

good luck out there, don’t forget not to eat fruits and veggies

I hate it when I go out in public and the public is there.

bob ross could paint starry starry night but vincent van gogh could never be a chia pet

when it's boiling hot but the kitty wants to cuddle

hard to tell anyone apart in this poirot episode

dandelions are the happiest of all the lions

When did "have a good rest of your day" start? And for fuck sake when will it STOP?!?

this fuckin pos

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Someone called me depraved but I still have my original prave.

Present Day, Present Time: WHAT ARE THOSE CROWS DOING OUT THERE

they what

this is a print that the previous owner left in the bathroom and it’s haunted so i won’t move it and it’s not good art but that horse has seen things

if u roll with me, i will nestle u like a pear in a tissue box in a mazda