First light with Moon and ship 7:05

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

Just been laughed at by an entire vet’s waiting room when the receptionist loudly welcomed me and ‘ASTEROID DESTROYER!’ to the building. Look guys. She’s even in her space suit. They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾 👩‍🚀 ☄️🐈‍⬛

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

Touch grass, do it; touch grass.

Why did I stumble upon Frederick laying here looking like he’s summoning an Eldritch horror?

my buddy made mead!

(Me off anti depressants) I can’t feed my family/afford my home, seppuku is the only way (Me on antidepressants) We can all live together in the base of a hollow tree and feast on apple tea and wild fibrous roots 🥰

on the one hand, it is pretty cool to see the cloud ocean while hiking. on the other hand, it's also nice to see the sun at other times.

bred for yr cold soup times

this also applies to running a D&D campaign

My father passed July 1987, right when this hit cable. I played this scene many, many times. What more can he said about this amazing, almighty, beautiful scene that hasn’t been said? Rob Reiner is one of the Greats. youtu.be/kBC5Z_bH74U?...

This is my favorite GIF ever and definitely my most used.

The government has no problem trying to set up a national voter database, so they can track your vote but they bristle at the idea of a national gun registry We are so messed up

'Here We Come a-Wassailing' linocut print combining the Christmastide Wassail and the Orchard Wassail. The latter folkloric practice is done to awaken the cider apple trees and to scare away evil spirits to ensure a good harvest of fruit in autumn. I regret not including Ian McShane.

The loggerhead sea turtle (Caretta caretta) can grow to more than 450 kg (1,000 lb) and live for over 65 years 📹Pelagic Ventures Scuba

Brooklyn, Portland, OR #pdx #graffiti #formline #streetart

inside hearing twisting and grindings of unhinged trees in the large wind, and not enough warm drinks to go around

When you think about the coldness of the winter months and someone telling you, "You'll catch your death!" is almost like a lil' bit of a threat

Snow Buntings fight over grain in the fields of Linwood, Ontario. #birds #birding #birdphotography #nature #52frames_nature #52frames #photography

Look I was actually trying to draw just normal talking Mulder face but I cannot (I got a fever and had a fever dream and naturally fever dreams are x files episodes)

Memories from an epic storm sunset over Grand Canyon north rim… #photography #art #grandcanyon #nature #landscape

this pear was so beautiful and delicious

A memory from walking through the freezing forest while visiting my friend in Canada last month ❄️🌲 #art #gouache #sketchbook #winter

if someone freestyle scats at me one more time...

the darkest, spiciest breakfast. order of operations: pepper hella hot bite, sharp chedda counter, crunch cracker. back to the horror pep

pass me my mushroom soup

all i'm saying is that there were better options

Working on a #commission. Can you tell what #anime? I don't always do fan art... but when I do, it's always fun. #fanart #illustration #traditionalart #watercolor #marker

It's a Gamera (ornament) check out his lil' crown

but I don’t want to start a pointless war with Venezuela

Had a dream there was an annoying old man at a party. His daughter pulled me aside and complained that he wasn't dead yet by saying in a very southern accent, "nope. he still thar clingin' to life and the ollllllll' poop-maker."

*walkin, mutterin* just wanna see some gosh dang holly.

I don't draw birds often, so here's a Steller's jay standing on a branch to celebrate the end of autumn 🍂 #corvid #pixel_dailies #pixelart @pixeldailies.bsky.social

Golden Moonglow lichen on quartz. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends

Wanted to get a bagel from this one place, but remembered that I talked to a bud who worked there bout six months ago, and he told me, while staring wide eyed and growing ghostly pale that I didn't want to know "what kind of horrors went down in there"

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

everything is actually just closer to the camera in texas

Daily sketch 🌉🟠🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the cat ? #art #artsky #sketch #ink

Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

Pine Cones, Charles Rennie Mackintosh, 1925.

dreamed i had a pecan pie. that wss the whole dream for about roughly seven hours

TV/HOWDY.GIF

Relatable

worked my entire life just to discover that asterisk coulda portaled me over somwhere in prob like two minutes

*attempting to read the room* what?

saw things today of unspeakable beauty

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

not much longer to go in 2025 so it’s time to start posting some of my favorite still photos from this chase season. Here is a black and white edit of a friend and fellow storm chaser standing in front of the Gary, South Dakota tornado on June 28th of this year