You can clench when necessary, I'm told

walked around hungover as shit looking like absolute shit with an oversized t-shirt that has a giant bottle of MD 20/20 on it

*talking to all tchotchkes* i'll set ya down but i'll pick ya back up, don't worry

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHEN TO USE HONEY, BRO

it should still remain a problem

Terrible wailing and gnashing coming from stomach. Probably nothing

🌱 Good morning.

NATURE/REDROCK.GIF

Cats are liquid.

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

ME: i hope i get a cool photo of that crow CROW: *boing*

I wanna just rot in bed rn but like my sheet and pillow case in the wash

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Draw! #montypython #art #watercolours

it's da most wonderful tiiiime of the yeae

We taught our raccoons sign language and the first thing they said was "The trouble is, you think you have time.”

Weird how Blackbeard the pirate never ate lasagna. Maybe that contributed to how he lived

Shoutout to people who bake banana bread and then give other people that banana bread

Breakroom reveal

hey man would you like to go to an American fast casual restaurant and talk about the void at the edge of things

Safety first.I was able to ride well. 安全第一ですっ☆上手に乗れましたっ☆

Some people's dads suck but my dad digitized a drawing of mine from 1994 and cleaned it up and printed it on a coffee mug for me so I think my dad rules

meet Macintosh - my son is visiting relatives and he just sent me this pic

Happy release day Hades 2!!! Here is fanart of Melinoe in all her wooly glory 🐑❤️ #hades

Had a bit of engine trouble on the first ride of the season

it’s ok sleep, i don’t need you. i prefer mind numbing reality anyways

Putting my glasses on so I can see how far to fuck off.

Caught him putting it on + additional partying

dancing around the bonfire until the trees tell me all their secrets

[being murdered] me: oh no i have died murderer: (stops stabbing) ok have a good day me: thanks you too

turns out cats are not good at 52 card pickup

Saved a baby snapping turtle that had got stuck on the wrong side of a river wall, here in Rochester.

some type of deez

I think I really have to go to the hospital for this

you could name a new star after me but you playing

wanna come over and breakdance?

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

just thought to myself "i'm not in the mood for peanut butter" ...who have i become. is it over for me.

some jerkoff tore up my snapdragon plants and now i have to go back to Worm Farm

me tryina date:

if one more person tells me to "work on" myself i will "work" myself into a goddamn ditch

“You can have a fresh start at any moment you choose” — My Momma

sometimes i frustrate so hard i just hear the ocean

hey man can you gather that ball of energy elsewhere bro you're starting to freak me out