I’m tired of the dystopian cyberpunk aesthetic. It’s time for utopian cyber dad rock

It's "Mr Brightside." Next question.

i’d fuck with this real hard

Funniest thing to me about the hater/booster dichotomy is that it completely ignores the largest group of people out there who have a halfway decent understanding of the models informed by real-world experience: the /r/myboyfriendisAI crowd.

Fuck this blood-drunk company.

D Boon

unsupervised children

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“We, the creators of the Torment Nexus, are now suing the writers of the classic science fiction novel ‘Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.’”

Lmao OK this is a prime example. That whole argument about "data centers are the same as x" is coming from people who don't care what the fallout means to anyone else. This article makes it clear that the proposed water needs were undercut and so they just stole more and hoped no one would notice

So let's explore the claim that the Big Bad Media ignored Trump's crypto grifting. Is it true? Well, no. It's been heavily covered by all the biggies. The reason you don't see it is because you see those headlines, and you don't click them. You don't share them. And other people don't see them.

Opening a lucrative PR firm where for $100k I will hand my wealthy clients a note that says “stop commenting for stories like this”

That's one way to de-escalate crime. Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

North America's only marsupials, opossums have a 13 day gestation. After birth, the bee-sized babies spend 6-9 weeks in the pouch attached to a nipple, then another 4-5 months riding on mom's back. During the 'baby-bus' phase, she continues to forage. This momma has a mustache made of baby tails.

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"this article is misleading because it makes it sound like a lot" again, quantity is fucking irrelevant! STOLEN. WATER. STOLEN WATER!

mission accomplished brother

My "this is not a golden calf" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.

it’s not a golden calf. please don’t put in the paper that it’s a golden calf.

I get notifications every week about people who found my food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide COLOR TASTE TEXTURE through Bluesky, and how it’s helped them and their families, along with pictures of food. Every time one of my promotion skeets gets attention my daily book sales double.

let's just say you're looking at a guy who knows what it feels like handle a curve with a midrange german vacuum

"I learned about eating a women's ass at the super bowl. This was a first time for me.”

i’m gonna clean so many goddamn surfaces

Genuinely feel insane reading the second profile in as many months of Anthropic’s CFO that ignores that he said in a filing that Anthropic had $5bn in lifetime revenue as of March 9, which does not line up with any of their leaked revenue figures storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I recently saw this truck for the most divorced man of all time. of course, his social media is entirely unhinged anti-Hochul/Zohran, MAGA rants. a cabal of these freaks is running our country. fucking insane

somebody impress jody foster

Fuck the metric system

sounds nice and all but i was also under the impression that things like voting rights and… well… rights in general were sorta forever and yet here we are.

Maybe this Canvas hack should be a cautionary tale for AI implentation into teaching aside from the 1000 other reasons why we shouldn‘t normalize it but what do I know

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Great example of the longstanding New York Times genre “Common Thing Interesting Because Harvard Does It”

The degree of placidity even liberal Americans have been bred to accept about how little government should do for us is just so extraordinary. Remove all the current Nazi shut and we are a still a country led by dogshit assholes who view us as extractable resources and nothing else

Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW

I'm kinda disappointed that even though I did mountains of the best drugs I was never as high as James Brown was here. This is like the Mt Everest of being high. He had a sherpa for that last 50 feet and went out on top

Republicans- stop calling us racists! Also Republicans- black people shouldn’t be part of government

Worth thinking about how basically everything about legalizing sports gambling has been awful while the worst thing about legalizing marijuana is, like, restaurant revenue is down because people drink less.

This was suppose to be a joke.

the fast food chain white castle is older than italian unification

It's like the entire 1989 SNL cast morphed into one person

Hey-Man (1987)

holy shit i cannot thank @ellenteapot.ca for finding this. that’s me. passed out before graduation because i got so drunk the night before i was puking in my cap and gown and got stoned to handle the nausea. it worked. then i had a 3 hour wait so i took a nap.

I once took a class in film study and there was a lot of talk about 'subtext'. Then someone told me it's an anagram for 'buttsex' and I had to drop out and now I'm unable to talk intelligently about movies. You're welcome.

tonight i got Rays baseball, plenty of snack and beverages, some flower, and this thing, which imma do unholy things to.

I love that when they made (I think) the Mandalorian season 1 finale, they didn't have enough stormtroopers so they put word out and a bunch of 501st guys showed up - in costumes that were *more accurate* than the ones they made for the new show.

it’s because the music sucks and you need to be fucking zooted to enjoy yourself

whoa