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"It's for turning on the computer," said Apple

so wait. jesus is free but satan is the upsell?

Hold up

Way to put out that fire, sir.

let’s be real: if illegal immigrants were somehow purchasing enough homes to move the market, they wouldn’t be illegal anymore.

I'm starting to think you guys are making this shit up

shit this is in Manitoba or i’d go see it right now.

oh so those epstein files are BAD bad

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

pretty sure there’s something about “false idols” in that book they like so much.

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

no idea how you'd study this without running into a correlation is not causation problem but i wonder if every extra few minutes you spend driving to the polling place increases the odds you're going to vote for republicans by 1%

IMO it's the lead in the protein powder and the brains in boring environments being underexposed to different aromas, such that the amygdala has gone wonky.

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend 2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4

“He brings a knife, you bring a gun. He brings a gun, you bring a trained attack kangaroo. THAT’S the Australian way”

wow glad you caught them, quick question what kind of software were they using

laughed out loud at a post on linkedin complaining that AI has made all the posts on linkedin "sound the same" sorry but that's not one you can totally blame chatGPT for

The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

Realizing that the massive funding boost for secret police is going to be undercut by the inherent corruption and graft in this administration is a weird feeling

oh hey look at that

let’s be real: if illegal immigrants were somehow purchasing enough homes to move the market, they wouldn’t be illegal anymore.

I found out more over the last year as we worked on FAIR, but I also found out more specifically this week, when I was building a Glossary plugin for WordPress we needed for the FAIR website. progressplanner.com/catch-up-to-...

My most woke opinion? The concept of billionaires would be perfectly fine *if* we had things like UBI and universal healthcare in place Until folks have basic necessities, we should always want to eat the rich

internet is crazy

The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.

Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.

punk music couldn’t resurge at a better time in my opinion actual punk, not green day punk

my read is that knives are out for him after the 50 year debacle. love it when the scheming viziers fight

Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Holy shit. West Memphis 3 evidence finally sent for DNA testing. talkbusiness.net/2025/11/evid...

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Huh weird how those Southern dad jokes about greeting your daughter’s prom dates with a gun seem to evaporate in a situation like this.

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Attorney: Can 13-year olds consent to sex? Republicans: CAN THEY EVER

Yuuuuuuuup. Once you get that ultra platinum status or whatever, you come to realize that bragging about it is like bragging about the size of your kidney stone.

it’s been over 20 years now since i’ve had a drink, so i imagine the statute of limitations have expired, but quite a few bars near my house then had asked me kindly not to come back.

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suitably dark

finding out jack dorsey funded a project to revive vine vs finding out new vine doesn't allow AI slop

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yeah it's honestly so wild! to me that the new york times circa 2019 is writing articles about how the internet is making kids trans meanwhile their writers are emailing The World's Most Well Known Child Sex Trafficker like "heyyy buddy,,,, how's it goin friend!"

@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

and Otto Lilienthal flew 820 feet in a glider in 1893, a full ten years before the Wright Brothers flew, what do we not understand about incremental progress leading to watershed my brother

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