"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

COME ON FHQWHGADS

It's crazy that there's no like middle of the road quality Jeopardy host, it's either Alex Trebek and Ken Jennings on one side or Mayim and Aaron Rodgers on the other just the absolute best and worst you could imagine

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bullshit. everyone knows that south Florida in the 90’s was all about neon and cocaine.

"People don’t understand that Palm Beach in the 90s was a different time, he groused." Every word of this is a yikes

If Bruce Springsteen wants to work as a Democratic comms consultant he'd probably make more than he does touring.

It's really important to keep in mind that most of our issues as a society come down to most people just not being very smart.

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It’s odd to me how absolutist folks get about practical issues. Was USAID also an imperialist soft power tool? 100%. Did kicking it over with no replacement plan result in millions of deaths nobody seems to care about, also 100%. Sometimes good gets done for selfish reasons.

it’s almost like those in power don’t practice altruism. weird.

One of the arguments for Dems caving is that the GOP will use a shutdown as an excuse for cutting spending and... buddy, what are you even talking about? For months now the Trump admin has simply disregarded the law, ripping everything apart and stealing personal data. It's already happening.

It's very funny that on Bluesky you have to be as ready for blowback on praising Chuck Schumer as you would be for praising, like, JD Vance.

I appreciate them taking the time to write this out because it's the equivalent of a veterinarian journal article explaining why you can't sew a porcupine inside a pig. Like what even is any of this and why must we discuss it? Everyone involved should be impeached and jailed.

Putting aside the researchers' inability to identify acts of state terrorism, the number they're using to justify this subhed is five.

fucking loser ass DOGE afraid of swearing.

Please don't call it that

Leaving my wife a “we’re out of milk” bullet

The shambolic attempt to stop Zohran Mamdani should give you a lot of hope. Some of the most powerful people on the planet would stop at nothing to prevent him from becoming mayor and they just keep slamming their dicks in the doorframe.

Reichstag Fyre Fest

I don't know what a man goes through right before putting a giant decal on his car, but I have bought many domain names

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His Jason Lee in Mallrats arc

If someone in a Columbia shirt and Vans rolled on up me they're probably just going to have to shoot me because I'm not listening to a word they're saying

Lmao this was the Jurassic Park pitch at the table from that lawyer before he got eaten off the toilet by a dinosaur

Vivian is a god damn treasure

bullet engraving is new but feels like it's going to be a durable innovation

what kind of dead-end racist dildo do you have to be to go to a place where these people are being kidnapped and trafficked off to foreign torture shores and be like "not good enough, not fast enough"

Sorry to lib out, but seeing a major network TV personality look straight into the camera and say "this is authoritarian bullshit and you should be disgusted and be part of making it stop" has me feelin a certain way.

Your coffee mug tells me everything I need to know. SHOW THEM

be pretty cool if they did though

taking tylenol PM so i am only autistic at night

trump is excited to be influenced by whoever the last person he talked to was. unfortunately for us, that person is usually stephen miller.

Dust to dust

the policy landscape of education is bleak dude. GOP want to burn public education to the ground and put kids in megachurch clickfarms or homeschool them so dems are sort of the only game in town if you actually give a shit about schools, and the lib education establishment is plenty flawed

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He inadvertently made a strong case for the automated ball-strike system lol

anyway i don’t think market research is behind the times, i think contemporary ai companies don’t have marketing teams who give a shit or dollar about magic quadrants

Wildly niche one, but if anyone knows where to watch the AFL Grand Final in Berlin, I’d like to know? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Once again, for the people in the back: a sociopathic narcissist will never respect you for bending the knee because you’re bending the knee to the person he hates most—himself.

It is, however, darkly funny to imagine MAGA pilgrims from far-flung locales experiencing Miami-Dade traffic and screaming in rage as they search search for parking near a Trump shrine downtown, on Biscayne, across from the Heat arena

Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"