“if i were you…” lemme cut you off there. if you were me you’d probably be dead but also stuck with my dumbass brain and you’d do it the same dumb way i’m about to.

Incredible read

me at 15: the Dead Kennedys are right about all of this. me at 30: this is all real nuanced and there’s a lot of moving parts here. me at 45: the Dead Kennedys were right about all of this.

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure

This is how they made the ‘always has been’ image

don't put it in your newspaper that i got mad

P.S. Please give me one billion dollars anyway.

The world folds into itself. (I resonate. I had a submission dinged when the editor claimed I had mismeasured the Dunning-Kruger effect. Umm.)

I just thought everyone should see this

Bow tie pasta implies the existence of the rest of the outfit pasta. You’ve been holding out on us, Barilla

Even the med student exam prep account is dunking on ICE

If LinkedIn went down for a few days, c suite execs might be forced to look at other social media platforms and realize that every concept touted on LinkedIn is utterly despised.

Judge William Young ends his order protecting noncitizen students targeted for deportation for their activism or speech with this quotation. It’s by Ronald Reagan, who appointed him to the bench four decades ago.

hey, y’all actually wanna help some trans kids? these ones are helping other unhoused youths so maybe get some cookies digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sylvie...

me at 15: the Dead Kennedys are right about all of this. me at 30: this is all real nuanced and there’s a lot of moving parts here. me at 45: the Dead Kennedys were right about all of this.

She should sue the shit out of them.

Damn it says here a lazy gullible shit head got his shit took. Wow. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Jesus flipping the tables was like a big deal. it was mentioned a LOT in that book.

once again begging conservatives to read the fucking bible

born to 420 forced to 9/11

It's not an accident that they're choosing to go after/make an example of a Black woman, FTR

look man just boil your tea water idc what they said on theseriousscienceofeatingwell dot website tea doesn't need to be optimized and you look like a fucken idiot with that thermometer

I would say anyone who gets this upset over pronouns should get real problems but this guy has a restraining order against him for domestic violence so apparently he has those too

I have Restless Leg Syndrome but it's in my whole body and also my brain

Doctor: The good news is, this is a surprise birthday party! Patient: But my birthday's not till next month Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news

literally all she did was attend the game

hey I asked for the dang weather forecast, not your..... wifes Tinder bio!!!

just got an email that my ISP (Frontier) was just acquired by Verizon. Frontier is who bought Verizon’s fiber service when i had it originally. and now it’s going back.

“wahhh wahhh but My Cinema” FUCK YOU car go vroom vroom

the press hid FDR’s polio for years and years

new track from counting crows "an even longer january"

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Some of y’all insist on well actuallying jokes to this day and I cannot for the life of me understand how that is serving you in this climate

Paraphrasing @jasonkirk.fyi here but if you’re gonna fill my childhood with Sunday School stories about loving the weak and poor don’t blame me if I paid attention and took those lessons to heart.

We got the American umarell trying to stop the secret police

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.

Being described as someone “on the ground,” when that ground is your kids’ schools or your workplace is pretty fucking weird, but you don’t get to pick where you end up in history.

For real tho!!! Cause the whole shit started with the Founders saying that Black people counted as 3/5ths of a person, what are we even talking about? This shit has been evil since the beginning and all of it is happening on stolen land.

just had the realization that i had to go through a stricter background check (by the DOD no less) to be allowed to read a government email than ICE agents go through before they destroy your city.

everything is terrible but at least i get to see Off With Their Heads tomorrow night and that’ll be cathartic as fuck.

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

OK. Does anyone, and I mean ANYONE have a photo of any spent smoke grenade from Minnesota that is alleged to be a "hexachloroethane" smoke grenade?

the thing about technofascists like thiel, musk, marc "da egghead" andreesen is that they would absolutely hook you up to be used as a battery, matrix-style, no hesitation. what makes The Matrix fiction is that these assholes wouldn't bother to create a fantasy world to keep your mind occupied

Hell of a way to drive home that the cops can't be counted on & are completely useless.

"Makes great nonconsensual porn, not really useful for most business applications because the output is too unreliable, oh and also it requires an enormous amount of energy and we're totally onboard with fascism —why don't more people like our product???"

it’s a good thing the folks in Minneapolis aren’t making these DIY tire spikes and thrashing all the ICE vehicle tires and stranding them helpless in the snow because that would be bad probably i dunno youtu.be/X5unwIclGFA?...