It's Max Muncy vs Max Muncy, truly the Maximum Muncy

Case in point: bsky.app/profile/kjhe...

Naw buddy, PKs are big cinema.

I was just called for jury duty, I think I need this.

Every missed/saved Germany penalty in World Cup history: 1982 Semifinals - Uli Stielike 2026 R. of 32 - Kai Havertz 2026 R. of 32 - Nick Woltemade 2026 R. of 32 - Jonathan Tah Unprecedented for the Germans 😮

more people lined up last month to buy a swatch x audemar piguet pocket watch

Play for Germany

SHOULD'VE LISTENED GERMANY

A cigarette is a unit of time

if you see this post your mentor

i’m so glad tmz has a dc-based unit now lol

Never have I been more sure of my AI beliefs lmao. Everyone who can't hack it anymore loves this shit. For the laziest amongst us

having a son is changing the youtube recs game

Elon fan: And I bet they will still call you hitler 😂 Elon (wearing his I am hitler shirt, fresh from the launch of his software, Hitler 2.0, part of Enterprise HitlerSuite™): It's all they have

*ai results may include mistakes* excuse me why are you drinking all my water then you stupid robot

i should call her

the rising sun is actually not the national flag of japan it is the flag of imperial japan and all of this information is on the internet, for free!

"they didn't earn it" is such a fucking joke when MBAs exist

judging SNAP users by their purchases and how they spend their benefits

I’ve noticed many conservatives think that they can distinguish between the policy they support and the low moral character of the president who pursues it for them. But it’s the opposite: conservative policy is of low moral character; Trump merely makes that fact highly detectable and undeniable.

back in the not too distant past i used a flamethrower to light off mortars from a golf course on NYE and now i get sleepy at 9pm.

"our Ai streamlines your workflow" hmm interesting, our actual infrastructure is regional sewer improvement projects.

They're cute and all but I have little reservation about kicking these directly the fuck over if they start interfering with public walkways

not directly rewarding slop on your platform seems like it would result in less slop, and a healthier ecosystem generally (and more users jumping from your competitors). will be interesting to see if it plays out that way for tidal www.404media.co/tidal-says-i...

Started doing 1-on-1’s again. People seem to get something out of them. We talk about the job market, shit you need to do to keep a job, where to find joy. How to make books! One person just talked about records! I listen. I give advice where I can. I don’t gaslight. calendly.com/realmikemont...

quit talking like the 1890s, 1910s, 1960s, 1990s are on the table! learn your world, look around you. who out there is suddenly commanding thousands of people? we're an individualized and consumer society, you can't do 98% of the shit you talk

we're going to blow up the algae

An AI-generated "news" slop site keeps making up EFF staffers and attributing made-up quotes to them in their stories: www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

Open polyamory is just like NASCAR except the cars are lesbians and the pit stop crew are your girlfriends but also Dale Earnhardt is still the greatest restrictor plate racer of all time

time to drag my uninsured ass to an annual physical so i can continue getting the same stomach medication i’ve taken since i was 19 years old. best healthcare in the world.

I think this is extremely incorrect as a description but it will be instructive to remember for future Dems that what you’re remembered for is not whether you played it clean it’s whether you failed

I love Japan and they’re a very fun team but they’ve never had a player named Marx Lenin

Remember, if you talk about one topic, it means that you don't care about other more important topics.

Japan-Brazil: When Hiroo Onoda finally emerged from the jungle to surrender in 1974 he decided he didn't like living in Japan, moved to Brazil, and became a cattle rancher. A fitting choice for a famous holdout, because after the war a Japanese secret society in Brazil called Shindō Renmei (1/2)

I used to sell bicycles. The bikes you buy at an actual bike shop are approved under department of transportation safety standards. The bikes you get at Walmart and target are approved under toy safety standards. Even with a proper tune up, these bikes fell apart very fast.

Another cool feature of AI ruining the programming field: you feel no sense of accomplishment or pride when a task is done because you didn’t even do the work.

I seen Soundcloud rappers pull bigger crowds.

Calling The Atlantic to see if they’ll let me write 14k words about the impact of that Sears ad from the 90s. Europeans don’t have AC because they’re not scared their wives will leave them for not calling Sears.

what’s the over / under on how long it takes until someone starts a fire to win some bets?

What, and I mean this with all seriousness, the fuck.

Chevron CEO says gas prices will take time to fall, because the chumps haven’t broken out the guillotines yet.

researching baseball

I had one of these. It said NUTCRUST in big letters on the side like a pimp cup

Newark catching strays

“actually, 8-bit would be 255, Snowden, you didn’t count zer—“ this is how you end up in a work camp stuck in a cell with one copy of Parappa the Rapper, one controller, and three roommates, bud

The “PLAY HAS NO LIMITS” under a notice you can no longer play something is just too perfect.

if he refers to women as femoids or foids you know he looks like this

I got a cheapo elliptical and it's good but we have to do something about these brand names. Don't make me say "I'm gonna hit the pooboo" or "It's pooboo time." Even now, I'm pooboo posting

This is all so stupid. Capitalism is super not allocating resources well.

Being anti-analytics is like being anti-IRS: it's okay to not like it sometimes, but the moment you're speaking out against it completely you're dipping into weird territory.