Sorry, gonna brag a bit. What a difference 7 months can make

Me when anyone under the age of 35 approaches me on a dating app

God oh god oh god when will it happen??? He’s practically decaying

it was in the 80s for the past 3 days and now its fucking snowing

My partner asked what omnisexual was and I should have told him to imagine an animorphs cover. It’s just like that

I don’t understand why some hot 40 and 50 something women are like “I’m sad because I’m invisible now” when as an autistic person, all I can say that being invisible fucking rules. You get so much done and get to do so many things

The more I learn about my sexual orientation, the prettier my flag becomes That’s so nice

I’ve been laughing about the caption of this Reddit post for the past 5 minutes

If there’s anything I’ve learned in this crazy world is that if Seth Macfarlane makes and stars in something, there’s a 97% chance he’s gonna be singing some Sinatra song in it

I’m in my “living my truth aka stuffing my shirt with frozen dinners and running out of the Harris Teeter as security tries to catch me” era

You know, no one told me that loving oneself is the hardest type of love and I’m really thankful that I can say that I finally do love myself Took fucking long enough though, Jesus fucking Christ

There comes a time in every popular post’s life where you gotta mute that shit

This is an important fact that everyone should know: Real rednecks historically were and should be antiestablishment socialists who hate cops. This guy explains it more brilliantly than I ever could

It’s almost International Women’s Day and I’m currently thinking about some of the most badass women on earth: The Akashinga Rangers These Zimbabwean women train hard to protect wildlife from the worst people on the planet: poachers

This is what I’m talking about. Stupid people should not have any positions in government. Down with stupid people. Boo stupid people. Give them a yoyo to struggle with. I’m so done with this shit

I’m getting really sick of the worst failsons and faildaughters having any positions of power in our country

I’m being silenced for my sweet ass and my awesome beliefs yet again

Basically how I will need to censor all my videos and images that show me in shorts or a little cleavage

why I never understood xenophobia in Japan

why isn’t eric clapton dead yet? he should be dead by now

Look ma, no Dramamine

hey there big guy just fighting against the inevitable march of time 😘

science fact: when Im sad I post better

if I could meet my 16 year old self she would think I was the coolest mfer around and I would dunk her head in a toilet because I don’t hang out with loser kids 😎

i wanna see ai get in fights with one another on the dead internet

what is emblazoned on my face when I scroll bsky in a sour mood

POV: you’re watching a fast food CEO eating one of their own company’s burgers

“The pirate on the boat” was the last boat that Andrew Tate read which he chucked at a wall after struggling through the first paragraph

my executive functioning is just me putting a little suit on a day planner that i will never open

yeah im poly poly gonna make a sandwich… … and have three boyfriends

(looking at grocery receipt) I wonder what billionaires taste like

As a solo poly person, I don’t think Lund is attacking non-monogamy (of course, I could be wrong). I think he’s talking about the issue I’ve seen over and over again with supposed “ENM” married people who approach me to date who may or may not have actually done the emotional work required with ENM

gonna learn to play We Are Charlie Kirk on this

Screaming crying and throwing up I did my first straight leg invert

With the world being as shit as it is, sometimes you gotta enjoy the peaceful moments 🧡

I grew up constantly being blamed for things by my parent and I have worked so hard to not apologize for “being a burden” when I’m literally asking for basic human needs

we need to eat punxsutawney phil

when we all on that good shit

Me when I get on dating apps

Love that Pete Hegseth, who was never was a Scout, wants to bring back the “old ways” meaning I believe he wants to bring back the tradition of pedophiles being protected

Supermanning at my first class back since getting the flu two weeks ago (classmates’ faces censored because I respect their privacy)

For the first time in Gallup history — More Americans sympathize with Palestinians in the “Middle East Situation” than with Israelis. 41% Palestinians (+8) 36% Israelis (-10) Democrats: Palestinians +48 Independents: Palestinians +11 Ages 18-34: Palestinians +30 Ages 35-54: Palestinians +18

…men… …women don’t like receiving this out of the goddamn blue voice notes on dating and messaging apps aren’t for showcasing your for “ASMR of Man Obsessed With You (Erotic 18+)” or “Daddy Dom Tells You He Wants to See You Again (ASMR)” VO portfolio

ana kasparian is a year younger than me and honestly she’s a bit too old to be going full nazi now

I had the worst asthma attack I’ve had in years due to residual coughing from the flu last night. Now my pharmacy is delaying my medication to help me heal Goddamn it I just want my mental and physical health back so I can get back to being whimsical af

Batman no!

I was getting head pats and snuggles while some of y’all were hate watching some old racist fucker accompanied by the cocaine failsons

(whilst labeling herbs and spices angrily) why the fuck doesn’t that dirty asshole streamer Asmongold hire a team to clean and organize his dirty goddamn house???