Aw fuck yeah, I’m gonna sleep so fucking hard (grinds on the bed in a satin bonnet and eye mask)

Fuck every tech/agency job that forces you to drag yourself over coals for scraps. This job is essentially slavery with “fast firing”

This one. Always this one

The boys have reverted to their natural instincts of stalking each other around a dress form and sleeping on a dried paint covered Amazon envelope

Why yes, as a person who works in tech, robots are fucking me (and my career) increasingly so

and this, folks, was how I found out that Jane Goodall passed away

We’re getting there, folks. Had to rush buy some black paint for wood details. Made the chain out of worbla (moldable cosplay plastic)

Ah but you again make the mistake of assuming any Republican cares about anyone but themselves

America has changed. We don’t talk about nooks and crannies in English muffins anymore

Weirdos who insist on wearing their dirty shoes in my house but walk raw on asphalt because they insist “it’s a natural way to traverse the landscape”

Me with my EVA foam, hot glue gun, and dremel every night during the week leading up to a cosplay event

Hegseth is the type of dude who would suddenly challenge anyone who hurt his ego to a push-up challenge and would walk away and punch a wall the moment someone beat him at it

I’ve met a few generals and one thing I can tell you is most of them are old af, meaning it doesn’t matter if they can run a mile in 8 minutes

WE WANT DEI WE WANT VACCINES WE WANT MORE AUTISM WE WANT TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY

I have too many fucking hobbies and my quality standard for each is far too high

Foam clay fucking rules Been making my walking staff for my Ren Faire costume and it’s turning out better than I expected thanks to this awesome stuff

Me when I’m hyperfocused and someone asks me an inane question that I choose to answer for some reason

Dudes rock

I enjoy tall women not for a sexual reason but because they are the descendants of Amazonian warriors who protected we smaller women from harm and are therefore deeply deserving of our reverence and respect

I really hope my neighbors know I have two cats because I just screamed “Cary, stop playing with your pee, you little degenerate” as he is obsessed with hitting his litter pucks out of the litter robot when it’s scooping

I want this man as my real estate agent and I cannot afford a home

This mfer’s name is Brilyn. He was doomed the moment his dipshit parents chose his silly ass name

certified Dudes Rock moment

Woke up to this little dickhead (who is obsessed with the litter robot) having knocked a litter pee puck out of the robot and on to the floor while the robot was working. Thank goodness for quick clumping litter

That’s cool. I actually have good sex and so I don’t have to make up weird, nonsensical sex metaphors because my husband is pale, repugnant, Nazi goblin

my face for the past hour having missed my first advanced beginner pole class because of work and getting stuck in fucking traffic peacing out early and walking next time

Welcome to my coat closet aka the masturbatorium aka the cry crevice

I’m sick of the goofballery and rampant shenanigans. We need to get back to good, decent old fashioned tomfoolery

Me after biting an oatmeal raisin cookie I thought was chocolate chip:

I’m at the age now where I put my hands on my hips and nod approvingly after a post coffee bm

What a badass girl

America has changed. We don’t talk about nooks and crannies in English muffins anymore

I neither log on nor log off I log around I lurk on the outskirts of the log, observing its riders, wandering where they come from and where they go outside the log

As an ordained Etsy witch, I put a hex upon Megyn Kelly that she wakes up one day and her name is spelled Megan

Leo from Twin Peaks looking mfer

I don’t understand misogyny Why would you hate chicks? Chicks rule

Cary is telling me my snuggle quota is severely off this quarter

George Herriman is arguably one of the first major black artists in comics. And the only reason for that is because NO ONE KNEW HE WAS BLACK. He was light skinned enough to be white passing & hid that fact into old age so that he WOULD be able to continue drawing largely due to rampant racism.

I’m just gonna get pregnant and take a shit ton of Tylenol so I can create someone I can talk about deep Diablo and Warhammer lore with all day

My silly ass first thought those were makeup displays at Sephora

An update on that insane lease term where the landlord owns everything you create during the tenancy:

Help a brilliant artist out. I’ve known Brett for years and he’s phenomenal. I will always love his portrait of my fav D&D character Ral and her somewhat dimwitted familiar Smevas

This rapture sucked Hoping the next one is better

If y’all rapture tomorrow, you know my kitties and I are staying put Might as well join Satan’s minions

and this is why millennials are the demographic cohort born roughly between 1981 and 1996.

Help a brilliant artist out. I’ve known Brett for years and he’s phenomenal. I will always love his portrait of my fav D&D character Ral and her somewhat dimwitted familiar Smevas

I relate to Roger in these Rapture times

I hope my bosses get raptured so I can hang out with my friends because that’s how it works, right?

I’m personally rooting for autism

If you want to age as well as Jerma, who is 40 today, just follow what his idol Ben Franklin said: all things in moderation… except for milk