Toasty

“You know, we’re one of those Asians that like Jello and other types of jellies” “Fuck yeah we are” - a cultural conversation between my sister and me

Don’t mind me. Just listening to this version of a Joni Mitchell song over and over (with Jeff Buckley’s “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over” and FKA twigs “Cellophane”) because I’m totally fine

It’s unfortunate being able to function well under stress. When someone sees you carrying on with your life, they assume you’re fine and have moved on. What they don’t see is the processing via journaling and the 30 minute daily crying breaks. Life doesn’t stop for grief.

Fucking stoked that Aparna Raj won by a huge margin in my ward. Fuck yeah

haven’t had anyone swiggity swooty and come for my booty since 2016 and that’s very sad to me

Sick of marinating in my sweat when I go to sleep in a 66 degree apartment so it’s time Wish me luck

POV: you’re a pro Domme whose latest client has a combo age regression, pet play, and feeding fetish and they’ve asked for more “fwosted animal cwackers pwease”

I had a good day

start spreading the news keep spreading that news that has some transphobia New York… New York Times 🎶

Everything about this is amazing

When my very well meaning liberal white neighbor finds out I’m Asian and bisexual

Me every single damn day

I’m not leaving my apartment for 24-48 hours. What a fucking nightmare the past 24 hours has been

The older I get the more I hate going to Georgetown for anything. I just heard some blonde zoomer drinking a matcha latte walk by me and say “ugh that’s so (r-word)”

Has he been crying or did he eat a Carolina reaper soaked in tequila?

I have a concert to go to but I’m already in autistic burnout and after renting a car, I’m seriously considering not going as it’s at a venue that is a pain in the ass

I’m glad this has been a good 2026 for New York 🧡

I have an important announcement

This guy’s ab regimen sucks

Spencer is a terrible name for a man

Yall I think I have a boyfriend now

Worthless hole (derogatory) and worthless hole (praise kink)

What I say every single day

Welcome back Benjamin Franklin I won’t bother you since you’re in the middle of something (likely an important experiment)

In my working out heavily, staying functional during the day while going over old texts and sobbing during the night era

This is such a weak ass argument and is honestly an affront to all disabled artists who worked hard at their respective crafts. Having a machine do the creative heavy lifting while you just put in a prompt is not art, particularly when that machine has been trained on the work of human artists

Decided to spend an hour straightening my hair (which I never do because it takes an hour as I have a lot of thick hair) Cary is unimpressed

Came across a rare “must be fit and have a gym body and wear matching underwear sets” profile in the wild and the guy looked like an alcoholic toad

This is the second best thing I’ve seen all day. Everyone can be a Sailor Scout ✌️🌙✨

I am SFW in that I support Siestas and Fiestas at Work

Tom Hanks and “Wilson” in Cast Away (2000)

Are you brave or do you just refuse to goon in the convention center

If you need food, clothes, toiletries… you should be allowed to steal them Do you know how much bread and milk costs now??

Every cis het man says they’re sapiosexual until they get mindfucked by a smart woman

What a bad take to publicly say with your whole chest. “I hope Plather wins so people who don’t like genocide get angry.” That’s you. You seriously said that.

Going to pole and going to spend the afternoon editing a TikTok like a millennial going through a midlife crisis should

Blows me away sometimes about the level of entitlement some men have, even when it comes to blaming Megan Thee Stallion for being the reason a fool cheated on her. So glad that my queen reacted to this clown

Angus was a good boy tonight. He sat in that lap of a special guy I’m seeing, making him very happy. Everyone say “good boy, Angus”

I often think about the one joke on South Park I’ve always liked, where someone accused Randy of having the fashion sense of a Japanese woman It’s an oddly specific and accurate insult and one I’ve deeply tried to avoid embodying as a Japanese woman

Your monthly reminder that Ben Franklin is in hell

Your monthly reminder that Ben Franklin is in hell

I swear to god I have a boyfriend he just… a. Goes to a different school b. Is a model in Canada c. Travels a lot for work d. None of the above but I swear to god he’s real

He reminds me of my maternal grandfather, who was a theologian, professor and Democrat. He was sent threats when he taught at Gammon Theological Seminary, which is only Historically Black Theological Institution (HBTI) of the Methodist Church, in the late 1950s

As a wasian who is dating rn I’m screaming crying and throwing up

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

When people who do a lot of Ayahuasca retreats think they’re creative geniuses

me after every business trip, vacation, outing, event and party this summer

Angus being handsome