Getting this out now: Dear USPS workers, please stay safe first. I DO NOT need the fucking machine I ordered to be delivered during the height of a record breaking blizzard

Sadly the one northernlion clip I cannot relate to

I often wonder what would happen if my bosses found out I was a little freak online. Probably I’m at the point where they’d be like “good for you getting out there and pushing yourself” because they are cool and I’m pretty good at my job. Also, I’m 40 which is the threshold of “who cares”

Pictured: Me trying so hard not to throw up like a lawn sprinkler from dizziness because I suck at spinning pole. Respect to strippers who do this nightly

Why the fuck did people make her feel the need to apologize? Apologize for what? Being recognized for her work? Existing? This is honestly very sad and shows how people regard anyone who does any type of sex work. I would pay money to see anyone who bad mouths performers try to do what they do

Don’t make me post a picture of myself to show you how much of a slutty baddie I am now. Don’t make me wield that power

Sorry

When my Dom puts on the “break your mind 🤤💦” pattern on my plug’s app

The war on protein is spreading the lie that cum isn’t a good source of protein Don’t let the woke left tell you otherwise. Consume that cum and get jacked

Right wingers discovering D/s was the worst thing to happen to kink in decades

My pronouns are she/her because it feels so good to have “ma’am” mumbled into me as a I ride a face

Sadists are so fucking hot

Just hangin around

I might be a fun lay but I’m also a great friend… who might fuck you

Going into 2026 like

I keep saying this

It’s fun seeing how my pole inverts have improved in a couple of months

All I want for Christmas is to get railed

When I’m off my ADHD meds, I literally become a “hot horny MILF in your area” OR I get really into Warhammer 40k lore and it’s KILLING ME RIGHT NOW

No mention of canes? Shame on you, cute bunny

Capitalism is an absolutely shitty Dom/top

I wanna be a slut but I have to work (begins sobbing uncontrollably)

Thank you, Sir Mix-A-Lot, for making a brighter world for ladies like me

✨Over 30 SW THREAD✨ quote with a pic and your age 40 bay-beee And yes, I ponder my mortality a lot

I may just be a survey demographic of one, but when run my hands through a man’s hair, it’s because I’m currently bouncing and moaning on that man’s thang

Tried bouncing on it and ended up having a coughing fit like it was late 19th century London and I’m a soiled dove with consumption

The biggest downside of a cold is sucking dick feels like sucking on a rusty knife

Sluts are the best. Long live sluts

More video memes

Update! [still working]

It not feeneeshed yet 👀

When you’re lying in bed and the bridge to your favorite song of this past summer comes on

I like that my sister immediately knew the porn actress I was raving about when I mentioned her first name

Because this account is smaller and I give fewer shits, I have started blocking people who just annoy me for the pettiest of reasons, like engaging without liking a post and their comment is just a low effort “lol” Oh yes, I’ve become that type of person on my alt

When you’re cleaning your apartment and your dust allergies start acting up and you try in vain to get some relief by sticking your head out the window for some fresh air

What do I do when I review my sex tape? Why, I do what any slutty shitposter does in that I take screenshots, add captions and send them to friends

WORKING CLASS UNITE!

Could someone please become my rich patron so I can go back to being a slutty/sex positive content creator on the regular again?

Who’s up right now? 😘

I was a good kitty and did some stuff for the fansly which I will be posting this upcoming week (along with the demon photos and video I’ve been meaning to post) 🧡

Don’t mind me Just being a fierce beast

I was a good kitty and did some stuff for the fansly which I will be posting this upcoming week (along with the demon photos and video I’ve been meaning to post) 🧡

I respect the past

I just want a huge man with salt and pepper hair to give me head pats and tell me I’m a “good girl”

She was so real having this as the cover for an album called “Man’s Best Friend”

Seriously is a pity I’m not a top because some of you definitely need some discipline from a Dommy Mommy

It changed me ⛓️

Auntie mode is now deactivated Whore mode has been initiated

The limited amount of sex work I’ve done has been enlightening and in some ways healing. To have hated my body so much for most of my life to only now celebrate it on my terms has been incredible. However, the most important thing I’ve learned is how labor intensive it actually is. Sex work is work

I’m so sorry I’ve been away from Fansly and haven’t done paid requests yet. I will be doing those this weekend as I have my mics set up and finally found the keys to my storage unit. In the meantime, I’ll be posting a photo/video set tonight. I’m also punishing myself for letting y’all down 😈💥