Holy fucking shit I’m fucking losing it

Love how the most basic looking stuff on pole feels the hardest

Look ma, no Dramamine

My pole content hasn’t been super sexy lately, so here’s me making it a little sexy

Screaming crying and throwing up I did my first straight leg invert

Supermanning at my first class back since getting the flu two weeks ago (classmates’ faces censored because I respect their privacy)

nailed it

I did my first Superman and I put my camera in a horrible place lmaoooooo

Particularly if you have a spicy/adult content account

of COURSE there’s a technology the left is excited about

so this is why i had such a crush on Nephrite from Sailor Moon as a kid

Saw Pillion and think it’s the closest thing we have right now to a proper D/s love story… That being said, I’d like one D/s story told from the POV of a Dominant where they aren’t emotionally distant

PSA (for subs): If a “Dom” asks you to send your panties and asks you to pay for shipping of said panties, that’s not a “Dom.” That is just a pervert.

happy presidents day eve America 🇺🇸

I swear I will make my thighs tough enough for a superman

Taking your breath away here in DC

The future leftists want is a queer BDSM sex party filled with hot people and is well catered The future fascists want is basically a circle jerk over a decomposing 1978 JC Penney’s underwear catalogue and there’s a single bottle of flat Mtn Dew that everyone has to share

When I’m pleasantly surprised at the end of a date

Still. Fucking. Cold

My type(s)? - Women - Ethereal enbies - Men who can throw me through a wall

Why yes, I’m a strong, independent woman with a 401k and an established career who melts every time my Dominant calls me “young lady”

I don’t wanna sound like some Old Guard gatekeeper, but BDSM has become more visible and with that comes issues, like people not practicing the core tenet of kink which is consent, or engaging in edge play (like breath play) without fully understanding the risks that go along with it

I’m a masochist collared submissive. If you say you “don’t have limits” as a sub or bottom, you are dangerous. Period. End of story.

I may not be a milf but I’m a woman with nice ass so that’s gotta count for something in this world

I fetishize middle aged white cis straight men. They are mere objects to me

I love saying I’m owned and operated like some sort of franchise

Lmao

I’m such a slut with ADHD that I can’t remember every cock I’ve had the pleasure of knowing

Tea makes me toasty, maybe a bit too toasty 🥵

The love the duality of my accounts on here On my main I’m joking with pals and talking about hobbies On here I’m announcing how horny I always am and showing my ass It’s a thing of beauty, just like my ass, which is pictured below

I love pole dancing, but when people say keep “politics out of pole” I wanna slap them upside the head. Pole dancing is political

I mean!!!!

Y’all, I talk a big game but I am such a good girl you have no idea

Of course I the kinkster would end up with a cat who loves getting smacked on the butt, being voluntary constricted in a fitted sheet, snuggling dirty shoes and licking toes

Melinda French Gates is a class act for how she’s speaking about this. She doesn’t stigmatize STIs (most of which are treatable or preventable with antibiotics and antivirals) or spew cruelness or vitriol on the victims (unlike some people I’ve seen). The real villains are her ex husband and Epstein

What a fkn year this week has been and it’s only Tuesday.

I’m a simple girl: I just want a man with a kind heart and a huge dick

Still up? What a coincidence…

I find the whorearchy to be exhausting. The one place there shouldn’t be classism and of course there is You’re on OF and you’re speaking down about providers (aka escorts)? Really? REALLY??

look I’m cool with consensual kinky videos, but knowing Epstein, this was likely not a consensual video

when you learn that your headphones can turn off your phone’s camera

Hurdle two passed. Found a joist in my ceiling. Now to save up a bit for the pole and the extension. A bit steep but still doable and this is a pole that will last (fyi, don’t ever buy those shitty cheap poles off Amazon or Temu. Buy X-Pole or Lupit)

Hurdle one passed. Now to find a joist.

Am I excited for this movie? Yes. Yes I am

So many people I wanna fuck and yet so little time 😭

So I bought a laser ruler yesterday and I’m gonna measure the shortest part of my ceiling as I want a pole for daily conditioning so badly. Hoping that it’ll work 🤞

It’s also not lost on me that the whole sequence is very kinky. You have implied floggers, water sports, a giant tongue lapping up fluids, wax play, and backing up ass first. Germans are fucking freaks (in a good way)

I’m a submissive and have cats because I just love serving somewhat dangerous creatures

Me when I don’t hit my daily water intake goals

I guess I’ll just walk in the freezing cold to open pole practice on Friday… like a peasant 😭